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Greatest religion ever founded

DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad TouchYour local playgroundRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
Student punished for spaghetti beliefs

No words can be used to describe it.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43272&in_page_id=2

BEHOLD, THE ORIGIN.

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I would suggest visiting the store and about pages. Great stuff.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the flying spaghetti monster is not new

    old

    get with the times etc

    it is however, hilarious

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am touched by his noodley appendage. RAmen.

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Old but funny.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    REPENT, YE SINNERS. AND WITH BUT A WAVE OF HIS HAND, THOSE WHO DO NOT WALK THE PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT WERE MADE UNTO DUST

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what the crap is this richard dawkins faggy shit

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WWFSMD?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "It's part of my religion"

    I am thoroughly impressed with this kid's smartassery

    But yet as a fellow smartass, I hope they suspend the shit out of him

    Green on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pretty much i think people who get expelled or suspended on principle of acting like a tool and refusing to acknowledge it deserve it

    so there

    Pony on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    pretty much i think people who get expelled or suspended on principle of acting like a tool and refusing to acknowledge it deserve it

    so there

    your posts in the prank thread are contradictory to this statement.

    tugga on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    pretty much i think people who get expelled or suspended on principle of acting like a tool and refusing to acknowledge it deserve it

    so there

    your posts in the prank thread are contradictory to this statement.

    nope

    Pony on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    pretty much i think people who get expelled or suspended on principle of acting like a tool and refusing to acknowledge it deserve it

    so there

    your posts in the prank thread are contradictory to this statement.

    nope

    yep

    tugga on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    pretty much i think people who get expelled or suspended on principle of acting like a tool and refusing to acknowledge it deserve it

    so there

    your posts in the prank thread are contradictory to this statement.

    nope

    yep

    you're a towel

    Pony on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    pony it is hilarious that you run around acting like a gigantic toolbag and then get down on people for being gigantic toolbags

    seriously

    100% of the time

    I AM GAY - I FUCKIN' HATE GAYS

    I COSPLAY - I FUCKIN' HATE COSPLAYERS

    I AM A TOTAL DICKBAG - PEOPLE SHOULDN'T ACT LIKE TOTAL DICKBAGS

    Knob on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    pretty much i think people who get expelled or suspended on principle of acting like a tool and refusing to acknowledge it deserve it

    so there

    your posts in the prank thread are contradictory to this statement.

    nope

    yep

    you're a towel

    TURN THAT MOTHER OUT

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    pony it is hilarious that you run around acting like a gigantic toolbag and then get down on people for being gigantic toolbags

    seriously

    100% of the time

    I AM GAY - I FUCKIN' HATE GAYS

    I COSPLAY - I FUCKIN' HATE COSPLAYERS

    I AM A TOTAL DICKBAG - PEOPLE SHOULDN'T ACT LIKE TOTAL DICKBAGS

    sssh

    you're ruining it

    Pony on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Okay, I can see people believing in the Time Cube thing. I can even understand people following people like David Koresh or Jim Jones or Reverend Moon. However, this is like saying that your religion is based on The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Stories.

    Anyone claiming to believe in this should just be shot before they are allowed to procreate.

    It's like believing in the divinity of Ronald McDonald.

    Pkmoutl on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    you takin' a shot at us Orthodox Rondaldists, old man?

    Knob on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Okay, I can see people believing in the Time Cube thing. I can even understand people following people like David Koresh or Jim Jones or Reverend Moon. However, this is like saying that your religion is based on The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Stories.

    Anyone claiming to believe in this should just be shot before they are allowed to procreate.

    It's like believing in the divinity of Ronald McDonald.

    pk it's basically all a farce

    bunch of latter-day andy kaufman wannabes

    Pony on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Okay, I can see people believing in the Time Cube thing. I can even understand people following people like David Koresh or Jim Jones or Reverend Moon. However, this is like saying that your religion is based on The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Stories.

    Anyone claiming to believe in this should just be shot before they are allowed to procreate.

    It's like believing in the divinity of Ronald McDonald.
    This kid did it for the attention and humor, i seriously doubt he actually believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    needs more slack

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you know

    basically every joke the pastafarian people have

    they're like shitty versions of sub-genius jokes

    sub-genius was satirizing religion before it was mainstream

    Pony on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    He said it because he knew it'd start a shitstorm just like this

    Kid's got "SMARTASS" written all over him

    Green on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    h5 rank i'm glad i'm not the only one who is a fan of slack

    Pony on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Why the hell would he get suspended? I went to school dressed as a pirate multiple times.
    And space ghost, and all sorts of things.
    I had a friend who would wear all sorts of random movie make up pieces on his face, like giant swollen black eyes and all sorts of facial hair and such.
    That school is just retarded. PLus, that religion was created to prove a point about christianity trying to horn its way into schools, and really this kid is doing a good job of proving its point. If they're going to take into account the "rights" of christians, they need to accept all other religions as well, no matter how ridiculous.

    anyway I'm more concerned with thiss ---> http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43397&in_page_id=2

    yeeeowch!

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pretty much when you are a person who is doing shit with the explicit intent of causing shit and offending people

    you gotta accept the consequences of that

    "look! you people are persecuting me for the very thing you consider acceptable behavior from other religions! the hypocrisy!"

    yes yes

    that's all well and good

    but really did you have to be such a prick about it

    that's why i like the subgenius but i can't get behind pastafarianism

    dawkins is such a dickhole

    Pony on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Why the hell would he get suspended? I went to school dressed as a pirate multiple times.
    And space ghost, and all sorts of things.
    I had a friend who would wear all sorts of random movie make up pieces on his face, like giant swollen black eyes and all sorts of facial hair and such.
    That school is just retarded. PLus, that religion was created to prove a point about christianity trying to horn its way into schools, and really this kid is doing a good job of proving its point. If they're going to take into account the "rights" of christians, they need to accept all other religions as well, no matter how ridiculous.

    anyway I'm more concerned with thiss ---> http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43397&in_page_id=2

    yeeeowch!

    HE WAS JUST TRAINING FOR THE PAIN OLYMPICS!!

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    you know

    basically every joke the pastafarian people have

    they're like shitty versions of sub-genius jokes

    sub-genius was satirizing religion before it was mainstream

    And at least the CoTSG was intelligent about it.

    There used to be a house near my old college that had a huge Bob head painted on their door.

    It was a beautiful thing.

    Pkmoutl on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    causing shit and offending people is probably the best thing there is to do

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    ever

    Knob on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob for some reason i really like you tonight <3

    tugga on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know

    basically every joke the pastafarian people have

    they're like shitty versions of sub-genius jokes

    sub-genius was satirizing religion before it was mainstream

    And at least the CoTSG was intelligent about it.

    There used to be a house near my old college that had a huge Bob head painted on their door.

    It was a beautiful thing.

    that's what i mean

    CoTSG was clever and not just angrily anti-religion

    it was like a good-natured, humorous satire of religion in general and cultures pertaining to it

    it wasn't like a pissed off political movement trying to pass itself off as humor

    Pony on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My thing is that somewhere, someone is going to be stupid or gullible enough to actually believe in this.

    You want proof?

    Scientology

    Pkmoutl on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    oh man, jeez

    uh

    have you been doing drugs

    huffing paint or something

    Knob on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    My thing is that somewhere, someone is going to be stupid or gullible enough to actually believe in this.

    You want proof?

    Scientology

    hahahahaha

    yeah

    what hath man wrought

    Pony on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I love how the article has that pic of Jack Sparrow with the caption "A man in full pirate regalia."

    It made me chuckle pretty hard.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    oh man, jeez

    uh

    have you been doing drugs

    huffing paint or something

    Electromagnetic Physics.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    oh man, jeez

    uh

    have you been doing drugs

    huffing paint or something

    I'm really tired and I forgot to take my blood pressure meds for like two days.

    My nerves are on fucking end right now. If you walked up and said, "BOO" to me, I'd probably react in a violent manner.

    Need coffee and blowjob.

    Any volunteers?

    Pkmoutl on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    oh man, jeez

    uh

    have you been doing drugs

    huffing paint or something

    Electromagnetic Physics.


    yeah that'd probably do it

    Knob on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    oh man, jeez

    uh

    have you been doing drugs

    huffing paint or something

    I'm really tired and I forgot to take my blood pressure meds for like two days.

    My nerves are on fucking end right now. If you walked up and said, "BOO" to me, I'd probably react in a violent manner.

    Need coffee and blowjob.

    Any volunteers?

    i can make you coffee

    Pony on
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