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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well, we now know who Bibleman ISN'T:
    http://dmoz.org/profiles/bibleman.html

    Are you sure?

    He sounds like the popular Christian character known as Bibleman

    Green on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Oh my god even their other games are amazing
    "Journey of The TimePilots" is now being made!

    Now's your chance to join an elite squadron of WWII flying aces as they race against time to stop an evil Nazi scientist from wiping out Christianity and changing the world as we know it. Through the use of Biblical scripture and non-violent actions, players must find stolen religious artifacts in a German hideaway, and place them back in time where they belong to save mankind. Fly the top-secret "Arc Angel" jet/time-machines of the TimePilots, battle in action-packed dog fights with German war planes (enemies parachute out of damaged planes), find relics and solve puzzles using Biblical scripture, ride the awesome TimePilot's motorcycles, meet the apostle's of Christ, and destroy the secret Nazi time-experiment! For PC/Mac and game consoles.

    See, I read this and just picture some 8-bit abomination, monophonic music.
    basically I'm picturing peasant's quest

    #pipe on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cypher: ...The Prince of Pride hit you with an ego-stimulating, heat-radonic seismo-ray...!

    Bibleman: ...Creating an egoplasmic distortionary electro-field, which caused me to focus on myself instead of God! *Insidious!*

    Cypher: INSIDIOUS...? That's a big word.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Good ol' youtube, bringing the Bibley goodness.

    I can't believe I turned of Jaco Pastorius for that.

    Now I know that there is no god.

    Pkmoutl on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    gagaagaa cant.... com plete words.... brain.... fried...........

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh my, this show has the best writers ever:
    Bibleman: ...Ready the chamber; it's time for Bibleman!

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Good ol' youtube, bringing the Bibley goodness.

    I can't believe I turned of Jaco Pastorius for that.

    Now I know that there is no god.
    How ironic!

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh my, this show has the best writers ever:
    Bibleman: ...Ready the chamber; it's time for Bibleman!

    Wow.

    If that's not innuendo, I don't know what is.

    Pkmoutl on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Biblegirl: 'The Lord is with the righteous generation!' Psalms 14:5!

    Bibleman: Very good, Biblegirl. Great use of scripture. But why did you choose that scripture?

    Biblegirl: 'Cause it sounded cool?

    Bibleman: We don't choose scriptures because they sound cool. We choose them because they're relevant to the situation, and they apply.

    YEAH, BIBLEGIRL

    GOD HOW STUPID ARE YOU

    Green on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what would be the height of comedy is if the guys who were making this shit actually didn't believe any of this trash

    and would throw in all kinds of subtle innuendo like that on purpose

    like implied homosexuality between bibleman and cypher

    the sort of things the jeezusmonkeys who buy this claptrap would look past

    Pony on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Biblegirl: 'The Lord is with the righteous generation!' Psalms 14:5!

    Bibleman: Very good, Biblegirl. Great use of scripture. But why did you choose that scripture?

    Biblegirl: 'Cause it sounded cool?

    Bibleman: We don't choose scriptures because they sound cool. We choose them because they're relevant to the situation, and they apply.

    YEAH, BIBLEGIRL

    GOD HOW STUPID ARE YOU

    looks like someone isn't well read on scripture

    in particular all the parts about women being subservient to men

    then again

    if bibleman is all about all parts of the bible

    he'd be a hell of a lover

    song of songs anyone

    Pony on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Girls are pretty fucking stupid, you know. The...um...Bible...yeah Jesus said that.

    Defender on
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man this has been the highlight of my night so far.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Girls are pretty fucking stupid, you know. The...um...Bible...yeah Jesus said that.

    "Yea, come unto me, and make me a fucking sandwich"

    Green on
    3DS: 3007 8087 2767 | Nintendo ID: AngryFrog
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    guys i am so tempted to have someone write up incredibly well-written bibleman/cypher erotic fan-fiction

    and then email it to the people who make bibleman

    pretty much i am expecting their heads to explode ala scanners

    Pony on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    what would be the height of comedy is if the guys who were making this shit actually didn't believe any of this trash

    and would throw in all kinds of subtle innuendo like that on purpose

    like implied homosexuality between bibleman and cypher

    the sort of things the jeezusmonkeys who buy this claptrap would look past

    Yeah, but if they did that, DC might sue them for copying Batman and Robin.

    Pkmoutl on
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Biblegirl:
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    I'm not sure whether I want to hit it

    or

    you know

    hit it

    with something large and heavy

    but not my dong

    i'm not sure where I'm going with this

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Biblegirl:
    biblegirl1.jpg

    I'm not sure whether I want to hit it

    or

    you know

    hit it

    with something large and heavy

    but not my dong

    i'm not sure where I'm going with this

    I'd bang her.

    But she'd have to keep the wig and the mask on.

    I like it with the mask on.

    Pkmoutl on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You can do better wrench. Plus i'm sure she won't do anal.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • soapofdurdensoapofdurden Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Wait. Wait. Wait.

    Bibleman...Biblegirl...and Cypher? Did they throw him in there cause they needed a black dude, ya think?

    And omg Bibleman/Cypher erotic fan-fic is the best idea ever.

    soapofdurden on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Biblegirl:
    biblegirl1.jpg

    I'm not sure whether I want to hit it

    or

    you know

    hit it

    with something large and heavy

    but not my dong

    i'm not sure where I'm going with this

    OH MY GOD
    is that bible girl?

    hurk

    #pipe on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wait. Wait. Wait.

    Bibleman...Biblegirl...and Cypher? Did they throw him in there cause they needed a black dude, ya think?

    And omg Bibleman/Cypher erotic fan-fic is the best idea ever.

    It's cool because cypher's the smart one.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BibleDescendantOfHam

    Green on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Why not just name him Bible Black?

    Defender on
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    seriously

    some of my chick friends write fanfic smut

    i could just get one of them to do it

    be like

    "Hi, I'm a huge fan of Bibleman, and so are my kids! It teaches wonderful Christian values, and I'd like to thank you immensly for all your work. My son, Timmy, he loves Bibleman and Cypher especially. He always draws them together, battling against the forces of Sin. He wrote this story about Bibleman and Cypher, which is below. Now, I know that it might not be up to the professional standards of your wonderful DVDs, but he poured his little heart into it."


    what accompanies would start out normal, seeming like a normal Bibleman adventure but then it slowly and slowly turns more gay over time until it's outright just gay porn.

    Suck em in and then hit him with the gay when they are least expecting.

    Pony on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Biblegirl:
    biblegirl1.jpg

    I'm not sure whether I want to hit it

    or

    you know

    hit it

    with something large and heavy

    but not my dong

    i'm not sure where I'm going with this

    OH MY GOD
    is that bible girl?

    hurk


    Look, as a friend of mine once said,

    "It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."

    I have no idea what that means, but I felt like bringing it up anyway.

    Pkmoutl on
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    seriously

    some of my chick friends write fanfic smut

    i could just get one of them to do it

    be like

    "Hi, I'm a huge fan of Bibleman, and so are my kids! It teaches wonderful Christian values, and I'd like to thank you immensly for all your work. My son, Timmy, he loves Bibleman and Cypher especially. He always draws them together, battling against the forces of Sin. He wrote this story about Bibleman and Cypher, which is below. Now, I know that it might not be up to the professional standards of your wonderful DVDs, but he poured his little heart into it."


    what accompanies would start out normal, seeming like a normal Bibleman adventure but then it slowly and slowly turns more gay over time until it's outright just gay porn.

    Suck em in and then hit him with the gay when they are least expecting.


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    HAHAHA THIS PLAN CANNOT FAIL

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • soapofdurdensoapofdurden Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Cypher heard a faint click from behind him. He turned. Bibleman had unclipped his Belt of Righteousness.

    Secretly, perhaps in anticipation, Cypher's loins trembled...

    soapofdurden on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cypher heard a faint click from behind him. He turned to see that Bibleman had unclipped his Belt of Righteousness.

    Cypher's loins trembled...

    YES!

    oh man

    but it'd have to be subtle at first

    and it would have to tie into a moral lesson about christ being against hypocrisy

    so if they read the whole thing they might even learn something

    i like to teach people while i am pissing on their whole worldview

    Pony on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Biblegirl:
    biblegirl1.jpg

    I'm not sure whether I want to hit it

    or

    you know

    hit it

    with something large and heavy

    but not my dong

    i'm not sure where I'm going with this

    OH MY GOD
    is that bible girl?

    hurk


    Look, as a friend of mine once said,

    "It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."

    I have no idea what that means, but I felt like bringing it up anyway.

    I once pointed out a passing girls large breasts to a friend. He commented that he didn't notice. I said yeah, I prefer small boobs anyways and he responded

    "Dude, I don't fucking care... I'll be flippin her over anyway"

    and my sympathies went out to his wife

    #pipe on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Why not just name him Bible Black?

    oh man pack up the van kids

    PiptheFair on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »


    luxor.jpg
    HAHAHA THIS PLAN CANNOT FAIL


    sloth.jpg

    mrpaku on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »


    luxor.jpg
    HAHAHA THIS PLAN CANNOT FAIL


    sloth.jpg

    +

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    Pkmoutl on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    okay

    so

    i am going to collaberate with a friend of mine who writes that slashy fangirl smut stuff

    she's going to write all the porn, i'm going to write all the non-porn bits and the moral message

    i'm actually going to do this guys.

    i will post it here before i send it to them.

    Pony on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    God damn it i'm stuck ing the biblecave and i can't find the exit this game sucks.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i could totally do written porn

    mrpaku on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony you magnificent asshole

    Green on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Pony you magnificent asshole

    #pipe on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    okay

    so

    i am going to collaberate with a friend of mine who writes that slashy fangirl smut stuff

    she's going to write all the porn, i'm going to write all the non-porn bits and the moral message

    i'm actually going to do this guys.

    i will post it here before i send it to them.

    Make the moral message be something like "God doesn't hate fags, he hates bigots and white trash."

    Pkmoutl on
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