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Greatest religion ever founded

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Funnily enough? Crucifixion.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
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    But you can eat cream cheese by itself

    and I can do without the pickled fish

    Read my lips:

    BAGELS.

    Cream Cheese and all that other stuff can be substituted for other things. But bagels themselves are special.

    You know what I'm tired of? these bullshit baked bagels

    hey asshole, a bagel is boiled and delicious

    not round wonder bread

    HEAR! HEAR!

    They should be moist and chewy, not dry and crappy.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Funnily enough? Crucifixion.

    the 'ol take your icon of oppression and make it our martyr's symbol move

    dastardly christians with your fish on cars and saviors nailed to posts

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lets take this thread to 100 pages on bagels

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bagels.jpg

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am in a place where bagels are not accessible

    I think I hate you a lot

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hate yourself - it was your idea to make this thread about bagels.

    Mmm delicious bagels.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Goddamnit that looks delicious oh god blueberries

    Man I wish I had some blueberry bagels lightly toasted right now

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man those blueberries are pristine like glowing fruity jewels (balls)

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jesus. i'm flattered and skeered at the same time.



    someone hold me.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    someone hold me.

    This will not be over quickly

    You will (not) enjoy this

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Green wrote: »
    someone hold me.

    This will not be over quickly

    You will (not) enjoy this


    DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

    D:

    :winky:

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.

    This made me chuckle

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.

    This made me chuckle

    you have to understand the line must be drawn in the sand somewhere

    pirate outfits are like one step removed from gay orgies in the locker room

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    Captain UglyheadCaptain Uglyhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The greatest religion ever founded!?

    Behold, Nuwaubianism!!!
    The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan's son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666.”
    The Caucasian has not been chosen to lead the world. They lack true emotions in their creation. We never intended them to be peaceful. They were bred to be killers, with low reproduction levels and a short life span. What you call Negroid was to live 1,000 years each and the other humans 120 years. But the warrior seed of Caucasians only 60 years. They were only created to fight other invading races, to protect the God race Negroids. But they went insane, lost control when they were left unattended. They were never to taste blood. They did, and their true nature came out.… Because their reproduction levels were cut short, their sexual organs were made the smallest so that the female of their race will want to breed with Negroids to breed themselves out of existence after 6,000 years. It took 600 years to breed them, part man and part beast.
    Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation.
    Dwight D. York (born June 26, 1945 or 1935)[1] is an author, musician and a black supremacist leader[2] who founded various fraternal orders, religious, and black nationalist groups collectively referred to here as Nuwaubians. York and the Nuwaubians came under increased government scrutiny in the early-1990s after building Tama-Re, an ancient Egyptian-themed “city” featuring pyramids, temples, and living quarters for hundreds of his followers, in Putnam County, Georgia near Eatonton. He was arrested in May of 2002, charged with over 100 counts of child molestation and other charges, and was convicted in 2004 and sentenced to 135 years in prison.

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    Captain UglyheadCaptain Uglyhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Scientology is WEAKSAUCE.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is that real?

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    Captain UglyheadCaptain Uglyhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    They built a fucking pyramid. No, a bunch of 'em. A compund of 'em.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    I don't think ANYONE should get special treatment either way for their religion. There was a big fuss here about whether people should be allowed to ask a muslim women to remove her hijab. What the fuck is she wearing it for in the first place? Am I allowed to wear a full balaclava in public? Am I fuck. Religions say that you HAVE to do all kinds of crazy shit, and you can't just pick and choose some things that you want to do. If you're not stoning infidels, you're not devout enough to wear the bloody veil.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't think ANYONE should get special treatment either way for their religion. There was a big fuss here about whether people should be allowed to ask a muslim women to remove her hijab. What the fuck is she wearing it for in the first place? Am I allowed to wear a full balaclava in public? Am I fuck. Religions say that you HAVE to do all kinds of crazy shit, and you can't just pick and choose some things that you want to do. If you're not stoning infidels, you're not devout enough to wear the bloody veil.

    I remember listening about that debate with interest.

    I mean, really it's just a veil. Maybe the women should be allowed to wear it if they like.

    On the other hand, there are a lot of things you can't do in a veil. Veils obscure identity and if you follow the religious laws closely you're also not supposed to allow any man to see your body beneath it under any circumstances but direct familial relationship.

    So we have this bit of clothing that's impeding on every day activity.

    Not to mention the debatable negative affects it may or may not have on a woman's psyche or social status. ( Why don't men have to wear the hijab, anyhow, if we are all equal?)

    Seems to me that wearing a pirate costume is just as reasonable.

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't think ANYONE should get special treatment either way for their religion. There was a big fuss here about whether people should be allowed to ask a muslim women to remove her hijab. What the fuck is she wearing it for in the first place? Am I allowed to wear a full balaclava in public? Am I fuck. Religions say that you HAVE to do all kinds of crazy shit, and you can't just pick and choose some things that you want to do. If you're not stoning infidels, you're not devout enough to wear the bloody veil.

    Watch her justify it by pelting you with rocks.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't think ANYONE should get special treatment either way for their religion.

    Including whiney baby athiests!!!

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    Captain UglyheadCaptain Uglyhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't think ANYONE should get special treatment either way for their religion.

    Including whiney baby athiests!!!

    No way dude you got to root out them whiney babies as soon as you can. We can give them wedgies and noogies and pink bellies.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't think ANYONE should get special treatment either way for their religion.

    Including whiney baby athiests!!!

    All we ask is that you throw away everything dear and near to you.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You guys did this bagel shit just to spite me, didn't you?

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't think ANYONE should get special treatment either way for their religion.

    Including whiney baby athiests!!!

    Uh, that isn't a religion.

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think the crazy spaghetti people are on to something.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    SC wrote: »
    Including whiney baby athiests!!!

    Uh, that isn't a religion.

    Sure it is. I've met athiests more fervent and eager to shove thier dogma down your throat than the most hardocre pentecostal.

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think no one should ever talk about religion

    ever

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man I want some bagels.

    Let's make a religion about bagels and how they are good.


    On second thought, after a couple bagels I'm ready to forget about them for like, days.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SC wrote: »
    Including whiney baby athiests!!!

    Uh, that isn't a religion.

    Sure it is. I've met athiests more fervent and eager to shove thier dogma down your throat than the most hardocre pentecostal.

    But by definition atheism is the absence of religion.

    Its a lifestyle, not a religion.

    By the way, you guys are all spelling Atheist wrong.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I think no one should ever talk about religion

    ever

    That's what the founding fathers wanted rite.

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    Captain UglyheadCaptain Uglyhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SC wrote: »
    Including whiney baby athiests!!!

    Uh, that isn't a religion.

    Sure it is. I've met athiests more fervent and eager to shove thier dogma down your throat than the most hardocre pentecostal.

    Hell yeah, man, because people you say you've met are totally representative of the philosophy as a whole! Preach it, brother!

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sup Deacs.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh god

    who let deacon out of his cave

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One nation under something founded by a bunch of dudes that believed in stuff that we are not allowed to talk about without upsetting everyone, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    One nation under something founded by a bunch of dudes that believed in stuff that we are not allowed to talk about without upsetting everyone, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

    Amen.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Good morning Cal.

    I got invited to go sailing againt tomorrow but instead I have to go help pick out the wedding cake.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    One nation under something founded by a bunch of dudes that believed in stuff that we are not allowed to talk about without upsetting everyone, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

    Ramen.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Hell yeah, man, because people you say you've met are totally representative of the philosophy as a whole! Preach it, brother!

    Welcome to the internet?

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