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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    cuddles?
    what the fuck

    Do not be unkind.

    Cuddles are ftw.

    Vivixenne on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    cuddles are the best

    potatoe on
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    ok
    whatever
    cuddleface

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    ok
    whatever
    cuddleface

    can i tuck you ever so delicately underneath my left and right arms

    mrpaku on
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    i have a cuddle window
    i'd say
    it's a couple of minutes
    after which
    i'm going to sleep on my side
    my face cannot be facing someone
    i need breathing room

    breathing room

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    cuddles are the greatest thing ever

    Kovak on
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Starfuck wrote: »
    cuddles?
    what the fuck

    Do not be unkind.

    Cuddles are ftw.

    I'm going to throw in my vote on this side too.

    Nothing like the post-fuck cuddle.

    That way, you're both in the wet spot.

    Pkmoutl on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i am up for cuddling 24/7

    potatoe on
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    is there like a tooth guard or something you can use when talking to the waist
    because that little piece of skin under my tongue always ends up sore and the next day a little piece of dead skin will fall off

    a tooth guard would work wonders

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i am up for cuddling more time then there is in a week

    Kovak on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    That way, you're both in the wet spot.

    this is an occurence that virgins don't even know about i would guess

    man, there's so much to teach and learn

    mrpaku on
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    Spectral SwallowSpectral Swallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah, who doesn't like to cuddle with your number one gal, while watching a stupid movie? Whoever would rather have sex is gay.

    Spectral Swallow on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey what were you guys talking about I don't understand

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    swallow have you had just all sorts of sex

    you big man, you

    mrpaku on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah, who doesn't like to cuddle with your number one gal, while watching a stupid movie? Whoever would rather have sex is gay.

    sitting with her watching a movie is the greatest thing

    sitting across the room from her watching a movie while she sits with her husband is the worst thing

    it's amazing how 10 feet and one person can take you from euphoria to hell

    potatoe on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This thread again, huh

    scarlet st. on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    scarlet do you want to cuddle you knnnooooooww

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    scarlet sometimes you bug me with your conduct

    but

    you are a cute rascal boy howdy

    Pony on
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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I would cuddle with scarlet some

    Homeless on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dag

    It is time for me to go to a party, guys.
    I will drink beer aplenty.

    scarlet st. on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's like all of my memes in the span of 2 minutes

    gee whillicker

    scarlet st. on
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    pot
    do you need a hug

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hugs potatoe

    Kovak on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i am always up for hugs

    potatoe on
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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe fuck me until you forget about love lost

    i imagine some kind of prolapse would take place

    Homeless on
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    scarlet sometimes you bug me with your conduct

    but

    you are a cute rascal boy howdy

    That made me picture Sam dressed as a cowboy.

    Chaps and all.

    Pkmoutl on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    IMG_6144.jpg

    potatoe on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    potatoe fuck me until you forget about love lost

    i imagine some kind of prolapse would take place

    it's things like this people regret saying for the rest of their lives

    potatoe on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    IMG_6144.jpg

    Oh my goodness that is glorious.

    Vivixenne on
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    IMG_6144.jpg

    I SAID CHAPS, YOU HOSER.

    Pkmoutl on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    cups are too confining

    mrpaku on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Yeah, who doesn't like to cuddle with your number one gal, while watching a stupid movie? Whoever would rather have sex is gay.

    sitting with her watching a movie is the greatest thing

    sitting across the room from her watching a movie while she sits with her husband is the worst thing

    it's amazing how 10 feet and one person can take you from euphoria to hell


    D: ______________ :o8-)

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Yeah, who doesn't like to cuddle with your number one gal, while watching a stupid movie? Whoever would rather have sex is gay.

    sitting with her watching a movie is the greatest thing

    sitting across the room from her watching a movie while she sits with her husband is the worst thing

    it's amazing how 10 feet and one person can take you from euphoria to hell


    :cry: ______________ :o8-)

    potatoe on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You have probably told this story before but I wish I had some context.

    As7 on
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    Secret Satan
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yuan shu, you attack from the rear

    World as Myth on
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yuan shu, you attack from the rear

    Oh gosh, where is that from....

    ....is it....Mulan?!

    As7 on
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    Secret Satan
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    yuan shu, you attack from the rear

    Oh gosh, where is that from....

    ....is it....Mulan?!

    hahaha no, you gay

    it's from Dynasty Warriors 3, it's this superhomoerotically charged line when yuan shao is telling everyone where to go

    and he's like 'yuan shu, you attack from the rearrrr'

    World as Myth on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    You have probably told this story before but I wish I had some context.

    well, we sitting on her couch watching a movie, curled up comfortably, enjoying ourselves.
    then here comes her husband's truck into the driveway, and we know the drill, i race full speed to get on the chair across the room and she quickly turns on a light.
    so in he comes, gives me the dirtiest look i have ever been given in my life, and he proceeds to grumble about something to her, makes her slide over for him, and he sits down and pulls her over closer to him.
    at which point she complains about being uncomfortable, but he doesn't budge (a small victory in my mind, knowing she was comfortable with me but not him)

    but there i am, sitting across the room frustrated...with the :cry: emote...worried that i'm going to dislocate a finger with the fist i'm clenching


    sometimes i really don't know why i put myself through all that bullshit

    potatoe on
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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Damn taters

    aren't there other places you could bone than her house?

    Butler on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    probably

    but we weren't even boning

    we were cuddling and watching a movie on her comfortable couch with her cute kittens

    potatoe on
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