i believe i have recently stated my enjoyment of high quality, sensual lesbian porn
no douchebag ugly dude fucking things up with his demeaning shit talk or unpleseant aggressiveness
just sexy ladies enjoying each other
wonderful
That might be it, too.
I can't watch porn that features either an ugly guy or an ugly girl. It's just such a turn-off.
My problem with porn is that you always get the one shot that I don't want to see.
I've discussed this several times with my friends, and we all agree that they do this on purpose.
You get the hot scene of the two people ramming away all mechanical-like, right?
And things are all sweaty and hot and you're just jamming away on your own funny parts, and you're getting really close to the big finish
And then they give you the one shot
"The Flapper," I like to call it.
The dude's ass, camera pointing up from about knee-height, striaght towards the main business, except that his balls are flailing around, and his hairy fucking asshole is right in the center of the shot, so it looks like a starfish visiting a building that's being demolished by two different wreckers at the same time.
I just have a hard time finding porn I like, so I generally resort to reading about it.
See, I don't like seeing two women and a man. I don't like seeing NO men. I don't like seeing ugly men. And I especially don't like the softcore shit that's supposed to be "catered" toward "straight women."
So I am adrift in a sea of mediocre porn, just because a bunch of wimpy pussy girly girls out there won't come out and admit that GODDAMMIT THEY LIKE TO SEE THE ROUGH STUFF TOO.
You and my wife need to get together and start a Porn For Real Chicks company. She hates that "porn for ladies" crap too.
"If I wanted to see all that froofy-froo cutsey-pootsie-poo shit, I wouldn't be watching fucking porn. I want hard cocks and wet cunts slamming together and a bit of spanking to get it started. That other stuff isn't porn, it's a naked fairy tale."
She also hates Asia Carrerra movies.
"It's like watching a 90 minute Revlon commercial with some really lame fucking in it."
i believe i have recently stated my enjoyment of high quality, sensual lesbian porn
no douchebag ugly dude fucking things up with his demeaning shit talk or unpleseant aggressiveness
just sexy ladies enjoying each other
wonderful
That might be it, too.
I can't watch porn that features either an ugly guy or an ugly girl. It's just such a turn-off.
My problem with porn is that you always get the one shot that I don't want to see.
I've discussed this several times with my friends, and we all agree that they do this on purpose.
You get the hot scene of the two people ramming away all mechanical-like, right?
And things are all sweaty and hot and you're just jamming away on your own funny parts, and you're getting really close to the big finish
And then they give you the one shot
"The Flapper," I like to call it.
The dude's ass, camera pointing up from about knee-height, striaght towards the main business, except that his balls are flailing around, and his hairy fucking asshole is right in the center of the shot, so it looks like a starfish visiting a building that's being demolished by two different wreckers at the same time.
I just have a hard time finding porn I like, so I generally resort to reading about it.
See, I don't like seeing two women and a man. I don't like seeing NO men. I don't like seeing ugly men. And I especially don't like the softcore shit that's supposed to be "catered" toward "straight women."
So I am adrift in a sea of mediocre porn, just because a bunch of wimpy pussy girly girls out there won't come out and admit that GODDAMMIT THEY LIKE TO SEE THE ROUGH STUFF TOO.
You and my wife need to get together and start a Porn For Real Chicks company. She hates that "porn for ladies" crap too.
"If I wanted to see all that froofy-froo cutsey-pootsie-poo shit, I wouldn't be watching fucking porn. I want hard cocks and wet cunts slamming together and a bit of spanking to get it started. That other stuff isn't porn, it's a naked fairy tale."
She also hates Asia Carrerra movies.
"It's like watching a 90 minute Revlon commercial with some really lame fucking in it."
Uncle Pk I love your wife.
I want spanking, dirty talk, wimpering, cussing... all-in-all rough stuff. ALL OF IT.
i believe i have recently stated my enjoyment of high quality, sensual lesbian porn
no douchebag ugly dude fucking things up with his demeaning shit talk or unpleseant aggressiveness
just sexy ladies enjoying each other
wonderful
That might be it, too.
I can't watch porn that features either an ugly guy or an ugly girl. It's just such a turn-off.
My problem with porn is that you always get the one shot that I don't want to see.
I've discussed this several times with my friends, and we all agree that they do this on purpose.
You get the hot scene of the two people ramming away all mechanical-like, right?
And things are all sweaty and hot and you're just jamming away on your own funny parts, and you're getting really close to the big finish
And then they give you the one shot
"The Flapper," I like to call it.
The dude's ass, camera pointing up from about knee-height, striaght towards the main business, except that his balls are flailing around, and his hairy fucking asshole is right in the center of the shot, so it looks like a starfish visiting a building that's being demolished by two different wreckers at the same time.
I just have a hard time finding porn I like, so I generally resort to reading about it.
See, I don't like seeing two women and a man. I don't like seeing NO men. I don't like seeing ugly men. And I especially don't like the softcore shit that's supposed to be "catered" toward "straight women."
So I am adrift in a sea of mediocre porn, just because a bunch of wimpy pussy girly girls out there won't come out and admit that GODDAMMIT THEY LIKE TO SEE THE ROUGH STUFF TOO.
You and my wife need to get together and start a Porn For Real Chicks company. She hates that "porn for ladies" crap too.
"If I wanted to see all that froofy-froo cutsey-pootsie-poo shit, I wouldn't be watching fucking porn. I want hard cocks and wet cunts slamming together and a bit of spanking to get it started. That other stuff isn't porn, it's a naked fairy tale."
She also hates Asia Carrerra movies.
"It's like watching a 90 minute Revlon commercial with some really lame fucking in it."
I was actually going to say something along those lines.
My wife once asked me if she could quit being a nurse and become a professional Dominatrix.
I told her that if she can keep me clothed, fed, and in videogames, bass strings and comics, she could be a fucking professional bass fisherman if she wanted to.
That and having a dom wife would kick so much ass. "I'm here for..."
"SHUT UP WORM. My wife will be with you WHEN SHE'S DAMN READY. Hey, do me a favor, taste this stew. Does it need more salt or no...SLAVE?"
Man, I could so get into this kind of lifestyle.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
hahaha
oh man time for a cigarette
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
edited March 2007
or like the ones where the ladies get all put into these giant steel and wire contraptions that are kinda like old stocks or pillories
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AMEN, SISTER
that could be a difficult position
I was doing a shot and saw that out of the corner of my eye
I spilled the shot in my face and almost choked to death laughing
then I wailed my arms around and knocked over my bottle of whiskey
WHISKEY
lost about a quarter of it
it spilled onto my remote control
which then made the loudest POP ever, scared the shit out of me
which made me flail about and hit the whiskey bottle again
which fell onto my foot
and now my foot hurts
hi5
and then the camera zooms in real close and her butthole hasn't snapped shut, it is just sitting there gaping
those scenes are always disapointing
it seems like some bats should fly out or something
Oh SE++, you always take me to the nicest places...
You and my wife need to get together and start a Porn For Real Chicks company. She hates that "porn for ladies" crap too.
"If I wanted to see all that froofy-froo cutsey-pootsie-poo shit, I wouldn't be watching fucking porn. I want hard cocks and wet cunts slamming together and a bit of spanking to get it started. That other stuff isn't porn, it's a naked fairy tale."
She also hates Asia Carrerra movies.
"It's like watching a 90 minute Revlon commercial with some really lame fucking in it."
I'm this close to doing it just so I can get banned in a blaze of glory.
maybe a xenomorph just leaps out onto the dude's face
i would buy this and show it to everyone that came to my house
Uncle Pk I love your wife.
I want spanking, dirty talk, wimpering, cussing... all-in-all rough stuff. ALL OF IT.
you are killing my boner
i have the same problem as viv
my solution is high quality lesbian porn
i suppose that doesn't work for her or your wife
i grind my teeth and my eyes bug out and i just yell at the screen
GODDAMNIT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
but it's so soft and gentle knob
so loving and kind
no demeaning or crudeness
lady vag-licking doesn't grind my crank
a Children of Men DVD amnesty!
Alfonso you've done it again
Stupid zit.
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Shut up you little wuss.
yes, mistress
if there ain't some hollering and carrying on and maybe a few bruises, then what's the damn point of taking your pants off in the first place
i like vag-licking
ladies do it well
so, i am okay with this
toy usage not so much
it kind of takes away from the intimacy of it, in a way.
I commit an illegal act every time I look at naughty pictures.
Who wants to do a cavity search?
Child porn is gross, dude.
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Yay!
I was actually going to say something along those lines.
My wife once asked me if she could quit being a nurse and become a professional Dominatrix.
I told her that if she can keep me clothed, fed, and in videogames, bass strings and comics, she could be a fucking professional bass fisherman if she wanted to.
That and having a dom wife would kick so much ass. "I'm here for..."
"SHUT UP WORM. My wife will be with you WHEN SHE'S DAMN READY. Hey, do me a favor, taste this stew. Does it need more salt or no...SLAVE?"
Man, I could so get into this kind of lifestyle.
oh man time for a cigarette
and then they sic the sex robots on 'em
that sort of stuff pk
ain't my thing
stuff that's demeaning
that's a whole element of bondage i just can't get into
I'm too nice for one, too pissy for the other
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