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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I like it when ladies lick boobies and make out but that's as far as I like

    lady vag-licking doesn't grind my crank

    i like vag-licking

    ladies do it well

    so, i am okay with this

    toy usage not so much

    it kind of takes away from the intimacy of it, in a way.

    See, I kind of like the whole "Chicks trying out different size dildoes on each other" thing.

    They get real wound up and kind of bestial in some of that stuff.

    All that froofy-froofy, kissy-kissy shit gets on my nerves after a while.

    Same thing with blowjob scenes. Yeah, yeah. So what. Move on to something else. Slurpy slurpy snore snore.

    Pkmoutl on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    but demeaning stuff is hilarious?

    Knob on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you people are so vanilla

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well sex is multi-faceted.

    Sometimes, you just want to get a little rough, being grabbed real tight and having dirty talk whispered into your ear with the occasional spank and bite, maybe throw in a blindfold or some handcuffs or other such restraints.

    Other times you just want to be all sweet and slow (which, for me, is admittedly seldom, but every so often a change is nice).

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    see

    that sort of stuff pk

    ain't my thing

    stuff that's demeaning

    that's a whole element of bondage i just can't get into

    I don't get into it sexually.

    I just like being a prick to people and then alternatively nice to them.

    Know what I mean, you fucker?

    Let's hug.

    Pkmoutl on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i can deal with bondage stuff but my attitude towards it is different

    ain't about submission and domination, per se, but rather relenquishing control to someone you trust

    so the crudeness and the attitude i can do without

    Pony on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    you people are so vanilla

    oh come on, what's better than sex robots

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    i'll tell you:


    NOTHING

    Knob on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you people are so vanilla

    oh come on, what's better than sex robots
    well I can't say "you people are so vanilla except knob" because then it sounds like I want to, you know

    you know

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'm a pretty gentle fellow in the bedroom, for all my sexually aggressive posturing and constant flirtation

    i can be athletic and powerful, ain't a problem

    but the roughness and the dirtyness?

    ain't me

    i prefer it that way, and so do most of the folk i've fucked, so it's all good so far as i'm concerned.

    Pony on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You know what totally turns me off?

    If I'm checking out some kind of porn thing

    And the chick is sitting on a fucking toilet.

    That just kills it right there for me.

    Pkmoutl on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What the hell is this thread?

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What the hell is this thread?

    I have no idea, sup Scarlet

    Fedora on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've had more sex dreams about robots than I'm comfortable with

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    What the hell is this thread?

    magical, that's what

    Knob on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm a pretty gentle fellow in the bedroom, for all my sexually aggressive posturing and constant flirtation

    i can be athletic and powerful, ain't a problem

    but the roughness and the dirtyness?

    ain't me

    i prefer it that way, and so do most of the folk i've fucked, so it's all good so far as i'm concerned.

    I know dudes with scars from rough sex clawing.

    SA on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What the hell is this thread?

    GOLDEN.

    Vivixenne on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i don't know if i've ever really talked dirty during sex

    it would sound really forced and artificial if i did

    i'm too polite for that shit

    Pony on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    What the hell is this thread?

    I have no idea, sup Scarlet

    Not a whole lot

    Staying up all night

    Writing a German paper

    You?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bed time for me

    night fuckers

    <3

    Raneados on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well is it magical or golden?
    We can't very well have two classifications for one thread here. It would be far too confusing for everyone involved.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    What the hell is this thread?

    I have no idea, sup Scarlet

    Not a whole lot

    Staying up all night

    Writing a German paper

    You?

    Lurkin', drawing art assignments, same ol' same ol'.

    Fedora on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm a pretty gentle fellow in the bedroom, for all my sexually aggressive posturing and constant flirtation

    i can be athletic and powerful, ain't a problem

    but the roughness and the dirtyness?

    ain't me

    i prefer it that way, and so do most of the folk i've fucked, so it's all good so far as i'm concerned.

    I know dudes with scars from rough sex clawing.

    i don't have scars

    but have had my own share of nail marks

    and teeth impressions on my shoulder and stuff

    just because i am not rough don't mean that i won't fuck rough people

    and i'll do what i can to accomodate their preference, to a point

    just isn't my thing, as a whole

    Pony on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well is it magical or golden?
    We can't very well have two classifications for one thread here. It would be far too confusing for everyone involved.

    I can think of at least three things which are both magical and golden

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well is it magical or golden?
    We can't very well have two classifications for one thread here. It would be far too confusing for everyone involved.

    I can think of at least three things which are both magical and golden

    WaM. I love you.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    you tellin' me you ain't ever had a girl's knees up around your ears

    all with a fistful of hair and an elbow in her throat

    all roaring YOU ARE A WHORE AND I WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU OPEN YOUR WHORE FACE AGAIN

    Knob on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Three things are not thread things.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    opinions on rough sex aside

    i'd probably fuck the living christ out of WaM given the opportunity

    got this feeling i wouldn't be able to walk for a while afterwards

    i'm okay with that

    Pony on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you tellin' me you ain't ever had a girl's knees up around your ears

    all with a fistful of hair and an elbow in her throat

    all roaring YOU ARE A WHORE AND I WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU OPEN YOUR WHORE FACE AGAIN

    Don't you ever tell your kid about the time he was conceived.
    Nightmares.

    scarlet st. on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    opinions on rough sex aside

    i'd probably fuck the living christ out of WaM given the opportunity

    got this feeling i wouldn't be able to walk for a while afterwards

    i'm okay with that

    meow

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    i don't know if i've ever really talked dirty during sex

    it would sound really forced and artificial if i did

    i'm too polite for that shit

    See, my problem is that I have a bit of trouble separating what's appropriate dirty talk and what's just plain obscene. You see how many times I use the words "fucking" and "shit" and "cock" and shit like all that fucking cock when I post, and I pretty much talk like that most of the time. So I get a little concerned that "Oh, I'm gonna rock that pussy" is going to turn into "eat a bag of shit, you cockfucking whoreshit fuck."

    I have a bit of Corpolalia.

    Pkmoutl on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you tellin' me you ain't ever had a girl's knees up around your ears

    all with a fistful of hair and an elbow in her throat

    all roaring YOU ARE A WHORE AND I WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU OPEN YOUR WHORE FACE AGAIN

    naw, knob

    not ever

    i don't talk like that when i'm fucking

    i am not okay with pain, either

    so pretty much i got a wide zone of stuff i am not totally comfortable with

    Pony on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i don't know if i've ever really talked dirty during sex

    it would sound really forced and artificial if i did

    i'm too polite for that shit

    See, my problem is that I have a bit of trouble separating what's appropriate dirty talk and what's just plain obscene. You see how many times I use the words "fucking" and "shit" and "cock" and shit like all that fucking cock when I post, and I pretty much talk like that most of the time. So I get a little concerned that "Oh, I'm gonna rock that pussy" is going to turn into "eat a bag of shit, you cockfucking whoreshit fuck."

    I guess that's true. Excessive swearing/name-calling isn't all that hot... mostly because no matter WHO says it, it's fake.

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  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    opinions on rough sex aside

    i'd probably fuck the living christ out of WaM given the opportunity

    got this feeling i wouldn't be able to walk for a while afterwards

    i'm okay with that

    qft.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you tellin' me you ain't ever had a girl's knees up around your ears

    all with a fistful of hair and an elbow in her throat

    all roaring YOU ARE A WHORE AND I WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU OPEN YOUR WHORE FACE AGAIN

    Damn it, I almost choked on a piece of apple when I read this, you bastard.

    Pkmoutl on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Homemade all the way.

    I can't stand commercial stuff now.

    That said, some homemade porn is worse because you know that half of it is coerced and that's just sad.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Now I'm really not following this conversation

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i don't know if i've ever really talked dirty during sex

    it would sound really forced and artificial if i did

    i'm too polite for that shit

    See, my problem is that I have a bit of trouble separating what's appropriate dirty talk and what's just plain obscene. You see how many times I use the words "fucking" and "shit" and "cock" and shit like all that fucking cock when I post, and I pretty much talk like that most of the time. So I get a little concerned that "Oh, I'm gonna rock that pussy" is going to turn into "eat a bag of shit, you cockfucking whoreshit fuck."

    I guess that's true. Excessive swearing/name-calling isn't all that hot... mostly because no matter WHO says it, it's fake.

    Exactly.

    Although when you overhear one of your roommates say it, it suddenly becomes the comedy hit of the season.

    Pkmoutl on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    opinions on rough sex aside

    i'd probably fuck the living christ out of WaM given the opportunity

    got this feeling i wouldn't be able to walk for a while afterwards

    i'm okay with that

    qft.
    holy shit this thread is awesome

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    most of the time what winds up happening is my heart isn't in it and i wind up just being as innapropriate as i can

    i'll say stuff like 'baby, i am going to test the structural integrity of that ass'

    Knob on
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