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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pretty much any kind of dirty talk from me is going to sound so god damn stupid

    it would be a moodkiller because it'd sound so silly

    unless i'm being totally self-centered and concerned only with my own pleasure, i consider fucking to a great point of affection for the other person. don't mean every time a dude's got a mouthful of my member we're makin' love, but it means i at least like the dude an awful lot to let that be the case.

    so that as it is, it's an odd thing to get all weird and demeaning all of the sudden. it's not like i can blame passion because that ain't my passion response.

    Pony on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    opinions on rough sex aside

    i'd probably fuck the living christ out of WaM given the opportunity

    got this feeling i wouldn't be able to walk for a while afterwards

    i'm okay with that

    qft.
    holy shit this thread is awesome

    See, that's one classification

    I can dig that

    scarlet st. on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't understand dirty talking

    I don't do it, and I haven't received it. I'm okay with that, since it seems weird.

    scarlet st. on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    holy shit this thread is awesome

    Do you like Asians, WaM?

    Vivixenne on
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I m going to stick my wee-wee in your no-no

    SA on
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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    put my head on her chest mid coitus then proclaim 'YOUR TITS ARE A TERRIBLE HAT' and storm off to read a book

    Knob on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.

    Sad, but true.

    And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.

    Me = Priest.
    Him = Warrior.

    So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,

    "SUNDER ARMOR"

    and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."




    Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    most of the time what winds up happening is my heart isn't in it and i wind up just being as innapropriate as i can

    i'll say stuff like 'baby, i am going to test the structural integrity of that ass'

    I usually just don't know what to say, so I am usually a mumbling mass of "Um, yeah"s and "Uh Huh sure"s.

    Although I have to admit that I'm married to a wonderful woman who isn't afraid to laugh during sex, so if I say something stupid, we can at least both laugh at it without anyone getting self-conscious about it.

    Pkmoutl on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't understand dirty talking

    I don't do it, and I haven't received it. I'm okay with that, since it seems weird.

    i've received it

    and i've done it on request

    jeez is that ever awkward

    "call me a bitch!"

    i am like dang girl

    what do you have like self-respect issues crimeny

    nothing's quite as much a bone kill as the chick who called out "DADDY NO" while i was fucking her from behind over her bed's edge, though.

    i immediately pulled out and was like "oh jesus what the good god damn christ" and she's like "sorry, it's no big deal, don't stop it was great."

    yeah

    no thanks

    pants went back on

    pony went out the door

    i ain't facilitating that shit for someone.

    Pony on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm a pretty gentle fellow in the bedroom, for all my sexually aggressive posturing and constant flirtation

    i can be athletic and powerful, ain't a problem

    but the roughness and the dirtyness?

    ain't me

    i prefer it that way, and so do most of the folk i've fucked, so it's all good so far as i'm concerned.

    I know dudes with scars from rough sex clawing.

    <_<

    Just a little.

    As7 on
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    Secret Satan
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    holy shit this thread is awesome

    Do you like Asians, WaM?

    you know, I have never dated an asian, but lately I have been thinking that I could be down for that
    though it could be the terrible sex deprivation talking here

    World as Myth on
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lets smooch and dry hump while watching a Law and Order marathon all night long.

    SA on
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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's not a self-respect thing, actually. Some women just like the idea of being "taken over" like that, because it makes them feel... attractive, in a way.

    I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.

    Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.

    In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.

    As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.

    Vivixenne on
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    I don't understand dirty talking

    I don't do it, and I haven't received it. I'm okay with that, since it seems weird.

    i've received it

    and i've done it on request

    jeez is that ever awkward

    "call me a bitch!"

    i am like dang girl

    what do you have like self-respect issues crimeny

    nothing's quite as much a bone kill as the chick who called out "DADDY NO" while i was fucking her from behind over her bed's edge, though.

    i immediately pulled out and was like "oh jesus what the good god damn christ" and she's like "sorry, it's no big deal, don't stop it was great."

    yeah

    no thanks

    pants went back on

    pony went out the door

    i ain't facilitating that shit for someone.

    You had that happen too?

    First girl I ever had sex with started doing that shit the second or third time we got together. I literally jumped back and wrapped a blanket around me as a protective measure and shouted, "What the FUCK? DADDY? Oh no, we are NOT doing that shit."

    "Oh, come on. Let me call you daddy."

    "Not when I have my dick anywhere near you. No way, no day."

    I went downstairs and didn't talk to her for at least an hour.

    Pkmoutl on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    i don't squeeze my spots because it's bad for you

    bongi on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i don't squeeze my spots because it's bad for you

    Leave your nipples out of this.

    ALL of your parts are bad for me.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    holy shit this thread is awesome

    Do you like Asians, WaM?

    you know, I have never dated an asian, but lately I have been thinking that I could be down for that
    though it could be the terrible sex deprivation talking here

    Yeah. I have never kissed, hooked up with, or dated an Asian man. Which is kinda strange considering that I am Asian myself, but there you go.
    Possibly. I find Asian guys more attractive when I'm not getting any, then when a hot Hispanic guy looks my way it's like "ew get away from me shorty."

    Vivixenne on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's not a self-respect thing, actually. Some women just like the idea of being "taken over" like that, because it makes them feel... attractive, in a way.

    I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.

    Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.

    In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.

    As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.

    yeah, well, i get this feeling that i was being used as some kind of proxy for some god damn psychological thing i want no part of

    as for the losing themselves thing, i can understand that, but my response to losing control and being overwhelmed by fantastic sex isn't dirty talk, but rather, physical intensity

    and that is, in my experience, rather universally appreciated

    i pretty much only whip out the dirty talk on request, because otherwise it's sorta pointless

    Pony on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I don't understand dirty talking

    I don't do it, and I haven't received it. I'm okay with that, since it seems weird.

    i've received it

    and i've done it on request

    jeez is that ever awkward

    "call me a bitch!"

    i am like dang girl

    what do you have like self-respect issues crimeny

    nothing's quite as much a bone kill as the chick who called out "DADDY NO" while i was fucking her from behind over her bed's edge, though.

    i immediately pulled out and was like "oh jesus what the good god damn christ" and she's like "sorry, it's no big deal, don't stop it was great."

    yeah

    no thanks

    pants went back on

    pony went out the door

    i ain't facilitating that shit for someone.

    You had that happen too?

    First girl I ever had sex with started doing that shit the second or third time we got together. I literally jumped back and wrapped a blanket around me as a protective measure and shouted, "What the FUCK? DADDY? Oh no, we are NOT doing that shit."

    "Oh, come on. Let me call you daddy."

    "Not when I have my dick anywhere near you. No way, no day."

    I went downstairs and didn't talk to her for at least an hour.

    Oh man that shit happened to me, too!

    I was kinda okay with it though


    mostly because i was fucking my daughter at the time

    Knob on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    holy shit this thread is awesome

    Do you like Asians, WaM?

    you know, I have never dated an asian, but lately I have been thinking that I could be down for that
    though it could be the terrible sex deprivation talking here

    Yeah. I have never kissed, hooked up with, or dated an Asian man. Which is kinda strange considering that I am Asian myself, but there you go.
    Possibly. I find Asian guys more attractive when I'm not getting any, then when a hot Hispanic guy looks my way it's like "ew get away from me shorty."

    I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.

    All OVER that shit.

    Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.

    Sad, but true.

    And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.

    Me = Priest.
    Him = Warrior.

    So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,

    "SUNDER ARMOR"

    and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."




    Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.

    oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story

    bongi on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nail scars actually suck quite a bit and I wish I had just told her to lay off.

    As7 on
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    Secret Satan
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I used to have a girlfriend

    Who used to belch in my face whenever we fucked.

    So basically, it was a race for me to reach orgasm before the belch.

    I lost a lot.

    Pkmoutl on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's not a self-respect thing, actually. Some women just like the idea of being "taken over" like that, because it makes them feel... attractive, in a way.

    I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.

    Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.

    In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.

    As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.

    yeah, well, i get this feeling that i was being used as some kind of proxy for some god damn psychological thing i want no part of

    as for the losing themselves thing, i can understand that, but my response to losing control and being overwhelmed by fantastic sex isn't dirty talk, but rather, physical intensity

    and that is, in my experience, rather universally appreciated

    i pretty much only whip out the dirty talk on request, because otherwise it's sorta pointless

    Yeah I can understand the physical intensity thing over the dirty talk thing, but that I believe would come down to the individual woman or man.

    For example, say I'm very stimulated by sound (i.e., let's assume my ears are ridiculous erogenous zones), so I end up liking dirty talk more. It adds to my pleasure even if it's not absolutely necessary.

    In another case a girl might not need the talk and just get off on the "physical intensity."

    Vivixenne on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.

    All OVER that shit.

    Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
    Yeah, I have to say, a well-built Japanese man revs my engine pretty consistently.

    edit: if only I were talking about one in particular

    World as Myth on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    oh this is the creepy sex thread now not the spot squeezing thread my bad

    bongi on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.

    Sad, but true.

    And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.

    Me = Priest.
    Him = Warrior.

    So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,

    "SUNDER ARMOR"

    and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."




    Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.

    oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story

    Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."



    But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    oh this is the creepy sex thread now not the spot squeezing thread my bad

    Yes.

    Unless you have some fucked up sex experience where someone popped a zit while you were mid-coitus, we don't care.

    Pkmoutl on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's not a self-respect thing, actually. Some women just like the idea of being "taken over" like that, because it makes them feel... attractive, in a way.

    I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.

    Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.

    In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.

    As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.

    yeah, well, i get this feeling that i was being used as some kind of proxy for some god damn psychological thing i want no part of

    as for the losing themselves thing, i can understand that, but my response to losing control and being overwhelmed by fantastic sex isn't dirty talk, but rather, physical intensity

    and that is, in my experience, rather universally appreciated

    i pretty much only whip out the dirty talk on request, because otherwise it's sorta pointless

    Yeah I can understand the physical intensity thing over the dirty talk thing, but that I believe would come down to the individual woman or man.

    For example, say I'm very stimulated by sound (i.e., let's assume my ears are ridiculous erogenous zones), so I end up liking dirty talk more. It adds to my pleasure even if it's not absolutely necessary.

    In another case a girl might not need the talk and just get off on the "physical intensity."

    yeah, i get that. it's why i don't mind doing the dirty talk too much if it's a big deal for the other person, but it's not something i really enjoy so i'm pretty much just doing it for their benefit. i'm okay with that, but if i don't gotta, i ain't gonna. would rather let me actions speak louder than my words, so to speak.

    Pony on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.

    All OVER that shit.

    Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
    Yeah, I have to say, a well-built Japanese man revs my engine pretty consistently.

    i thought this japanese dude in a porno i saw was really hot, then i showed a picture of him to my japanese friend to see how i was doing objectively and she said he looked like a gorilla

    whoooops

    bongi on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    holy shit this thread is awesome

    Do you like Asians, WaM?

    you know, I have never dated an asian, but lately I have been thinking that I could be down for that
    though it could be the terrible sex deprivation talking here

    Yeah. I have never kissed, hooked up with, or dated an Asian man. Which is kinda strange considering that I am Asian myself, but there you go.
    Possibly. I find Asian guys more attractive when I'm not getting any, then when a hot Hispanic guy looks my way it's like "ew get away from me shorty."

    I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.

    All OVER that shit.

    Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
    Half-Japanese, half-Chinese work the best for me:
    xin_370402081137546242993.jpg

    Takeshi Kaneshiro, aka Jin Cheng Wu (金城武).

    I would fuck that boy's face right off.

    Vivixenne on
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.

    Sad, but true.

    And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.

    Me = Priest.
    Him = Warrior.

    So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,

    "SUNDER ARMOR"

    and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."




    Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.

    oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story

    Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."



    But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"

    I think you're dating the wrong guy.

    If I were him, I'd be all over that like stink on shit.

    Wait

    See, that's what I was talking about when I was going on about that "line of appropriateness."

    Pkmoutl on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My friend studying abroad in Tokyo right now says that Japanese men are stupid and she doesn't want to deal with them. Apparently all of the guys in her program are having fun because the girls are somewhat more receptive. I don't really understand what she meant by all that.

    scarlet st. on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.

    All OVER that shit.

    Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
    Yeah, I have to say, a well-built Japanese man revs my engine pretty consistently.

    i thought this japanese dude in a porno i saw was really hot, then i showed a picture of him to my japanese friend to see how i was doing objectively and she said he looked like a gorilla

    whoooops
    can you show me a picture of him please bongi

    World as Myth on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    japanese girls want to fuck and japanese boys want long term realationships, maybe


    that'd be something different

    Knob on
  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like to compare the OP with the last post, before mine.
    SE++, what?

    Bearcat on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.

    Sad, but true.

    And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.

    Me = Priest.
    Him = Warrior.

    So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,

    "SUNDER ARMOR"

    and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."




    Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.

    oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story

    Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."



    But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"

    I think you're dating the wrong guy.

    If I were him, I'd be all over that like stink on shit.

    Wait

    See, that's what I was talking about when I was going on about that "line of appropriateness."

    Once, just for fun, I had one of my exes under my table while I played a clan match in UT2004.

    My team won. It was a fantastic day.

    Vivixenne on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I used to have sex while playing dynasty warriors 3 but man that shit gets distracting

    World as Myth on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'm a physical person by nature

    i love sports, martial arts, hiking, hunting

    sex is just one of those things

    so i love the physicality of the act

    i love it when it's restrained and gentle. i love it when i can cut loose and just hammer away, too. either way is good.

    for me it's a show of affection and friendship with the other person

    it's why my pony-sense starts tingling when i encounter a lass or lad who seems like they'd be good for a powerful, unrestricted holy-christ-i-can't-see level fuck.

    even if that means i gotta talk a little dirty to em or they want me to hold em down

    Pony on
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.

    Sad, but true.

    And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.

    Me = Priest.
    Him = Warrior.

    So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,

    "SUNDER ARMOR"

    and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."




    Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.

    oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story

    Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."



    But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"

    I think you're dating the wrong guy.

    If I were him, I'd be all over that like stink on shit.

    Wait

    See, that's what I was talking about when I was going on about that "line of appropriateness."

    Once, just for fun, I had one of my exes under my table while I played a clan match in UT2004.

    My team won. It was a fantastic day.

    Let's date.

    I like your style.

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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