pretty much any kind of dirty talk from me is going to sound so god damn stupid
it would be a moodkiller because it'd sound so silly
unless i'm being totally self-centered and concerned only with my own pleasure, i consider fucking to a great point of affection for the other person. don't mean every time a dude's got a mouthful of my member we're makin' love, but it means i at least like the dude an awful lot to let that be the case.
so that as it is, it's an odd thing to get all weird and demeaning all of the sudden. it's not like i can blame passion because that ain't my passion response.
most of the time what winds up happening is my heart isn't in it and i wind up just being as innapropriate as i can
i'll say stuff like 'baby, i am going to test the structural integrity of that ass'
I usually just don't know what to say, so I am usually a mumbling mass of "Um, yeah"s and "Uh Huh sure"s.
Although I have to admit that I'm married to a wonderful woman who isn't afraid to laugh during sex, so if I say something stupid, we can at least both laugh at it without anyone getting self-conscious about it.
lets smooch and dry hump while watching a Law and Order marathon all night long.
SA on
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edited March 2007
It's not a self-respect thing, actually. Some women just like the idea of being "taken over" like that, because it makes them feel... attractive, in a way.
I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.
Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.
In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.
As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.
I don't do it, and I haven't received it. I'm okay with that, since it seems weird.
i've received it
and i've done it on request
jeez is that ever awkward
"call me a bitch!"
i am like dang girl
what do you have like self-respect issues crimeny
nothing's quite as much a bone kill as the chick who called out "DADDY NO" while i was fucking her from behind over her bed's edge, though.
i immediately pulled out and was like "oh jesus what the good god damn christ" and she's like "sorry, it's no big deal, don't stop it was great."
yeah
no thanks
pants went back on
pony went out the door
i ain't facilitating that shit for someone.
You had that happen too?
First girl I ever had sex with started doing that shit the second or third time we got together. I literally jumped back and wrapped a blanket around me as a protective measure and shouted, "What the FUCK? DADDY? Oh no, we are NOT doing that shit."
"Oh, come on. Let me call you daddy."
"Not when I have my dick anywhere near you. No way, no day."
I went downstairs and didn't talk to her for at least an hour.
you know, I have never dated an asian, but lately I have been thinking that I could be down for that
though it could be the terrible sex deprivation talking here
Yeah. I have never kissed, hooked up with, or dated an Asian man. Which is kinda strange considering that I am Asian myself, but there you go.
Possibly. I find Asian guys more attractive when I'm not getting any, then when a hot Hispanic guy looks my way it's like "ew get away from me shorty."
It's not a self-respect thing, actually. Some women just like the idea of being "taken over" like that, because it makes them feel... attractive, in a way.
I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.
Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.
In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.
As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.
yeah, well, i get this feeling that i was being used as some kind of proxy for some god damn psychological thing i want no part of
as for the losing themselves thing, i can understand that, but my response to losing control and being overwhelmed by fantastic sex isn't dirty talk, but rather, physical intensity
and that is, in my experience, rather universally appreciated
i pretty much only whip out the dirty talk on request, because otherwise it's sorta pointless
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I don't do it, and I haven't received it. I'm okay with that, since it seems weird.
i've received it
and i've done it on request
jeez is that ever awkward
"call me a bitch!"
i am like dang girl
what do you have like self-respect issues crimeny
nothing's quite as much a bone kill as the chick who called out "DADDY NO" while i was fucking her from behind over her bed's edge, though.
i immediately pulled out and was like "oh jesus what the good god damn christ" and she's like "sorry, it's no big deal, don't stop it was great."
yeah
no thanks
pants went back on
pony went out the door
i ain't facilitating that shit for someone.
You had that happen too?
First girl I ever had sex with started doing that shit the second or third time we got together. I literally jumped back and wrapped a blanket around me as a protective measure and shouted, "What the FUCK? DADDY? Oh no, we are NOT doing that shit."
"Oh, come on. Let me call you daddy."
"Not when I have my dick anywhere near you. No way, no day."
I went downstairs and didn't talk to her for at least an hour.
Oh man that shit happened to me, too!
I was kinda okay with it though
mostly because i was fucking my daughter at the time
you know, I have never dated an asian, but lately I have been thinking that I could be down for that
though it could be the terrible sex deprivation talking here
Yeah. I have never kissed, hooked up with, or dated an Asian man. Which is kinda strange considering that I am Asian myself, but there you go.
Possibly. I find Asian guys more attractive when I'm not getting any, then when a hot Hispanic guy looks my way it's like "ew get away from me shorty."
I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.
All OVER that shit.
Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
It's not a self-respect thing, actually. Some women just like the idea of being "taken over" like that, because it makes them feel... attractive, in a way.
I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.
Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.
In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.
As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.
yeah, well, i get this feeling that i was being used as some kind of proxy for some god damn psychological thing i want no part of
as for the losing themselves thing, i can understand that, but my response to losing control and being overwhelmed by fantastic sex isn't dirty talk, but rather, physical intensity
and that is, in my experience, rather universally appreciated
i pretty much only whip out the dirty talk on request, because otherwise it's sorta pointless
Yeah I can understand the physical intensity thing over the dirty talk thing, but that I believe would come down to the individual woman or man.
For example, say I'm very stimulated by sound (i.e., let's assume my ears are ridiculous erogenous zones), so I end up liking dirty talk more. It adds to my pleasure even if it's not absolutely necessary.
In another case a girl might not need the talk and just get off on the "physical intensity."
I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.
All OVER that shit.
Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
Yeah, I have to say, a well-built Japanese man revs my engine pretty consistently.
edit: if only I were talking about one in particular
So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.
Sad, but true.
And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.
Me = Priest.
Him = Warrior.
So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,
"SUNDER ARMOR"
and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."
Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.
oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story
Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."
But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"
It's not a self-respect thing, actually. Some women just like the idea of being "taken over" like that, because it makes them feel... attractive, in a way.
I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.
Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.
In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.
As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.
yeah, well, i get this feeling that i was being used as some kind of proxy for some god damn psychological thing i want no part of
as for the losing themselves thing, i can understand that, but my response to losing control and being overwhelmed by fantastic sex isn't dirty talk, but rather, physical intensity
and that is, in my experience, rather universally appreciated
i pretty much only whip out the dirty talk on request, because otherwise it's sorta pointless
Yeah I can understand the physical intensity thing over the dirty talk thing, but that I believe would come down to the individual woman or man.
For example, say I'm very stimulated by sound (i.e., let's assume my ears are ridiculous erogenous zones), so I end up liking dirty talk more. It adds to my pleasure even if it's not absolutely necessary.
In another case a girl might not need the talk and just get off on the "physical intensity."
yeah, i get that. it's why i don't mind doing the dirty talk too much if it's a big deal for the other person, but it's not something i really enjoy so i'm pretty much just doing it for their benefit. i'm okay with that, but if i don't gotta, i ain't gonna. would rather let me actions speak louder than my words, so to speak.
I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.
All OVER that shit.
Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
Yeah, I have to say, a well-built Japanese man revs my engine pretty consistently.
i thought this japanese dude in a porno i saw was really hot, then i showed a picture of him to my japanese friend to see how i was doing objectively and she said he looked like a gorilla
whoooops
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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
you know, I have never dated an asian, but lately I have been thinking that I could be down for that
though it could be the terrible sex deprivation talking here
Yeah. I have never kissed, hooked up with, or dated an Asian man. Which is kinda strange considering that I am Asian myself, but there you go.
Possibly. I find Asian guys more attractive when I'm not getting any, then when a hot Hispanic guy looks my way it's like "ew get away from me shorty."
I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.
All OVER that shit.
Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.
Sad, but true.
And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.
Me = Priest.
Him = Warrior.
So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,
"SUNDER ARMOR"
and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."
Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.
oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story
Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."
But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"
I think you're dating the wrong guy.
If I were him, I'd be all over that like stink on shit.
Wait
See, that's what I was talking about when I was going on about that "line of appropriateness."
My friend studying abroad in Tokyo right now says that Japanese men are stupid and she doesn't want to deal with them. Apparently all of the guys in her program are having fun because the girls are somewhat more receptive. I don't really understand what she meant by all that.
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I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.
All OVER that shit.
Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
Yeah, I have to say, a well-built Japanese man revs my engine pretty consistently.
i thought this japanese dude in a porno i saw was really hot, then i showed a picture of him to my japanese friend to see how i was doing objectively and she said he looked like a gorilla
whoooops
can you show me a picture of him please bongi
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edited March 2007
japanese girls want to fuck and japanese boys want long term realationships, maybe
So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.
Sad, but true.
And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.
Me = Priest.
Him = Warrior.
So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,
"SUNDER ARMOR"
and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."
Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.
oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story
Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."
But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"
I think you're dating the wrong guy.
If I were him, I'd be all over that like stink on shit.
Wait
See, that's what I was talking about when I was going on about that "line of appropriateness."
Once, just for fun, I had one of my exes under my table while I played a clan match in UT2004.
i love it when it's restrained and gentle. i love it when i can cut loose and just hammer away, too. either way is good.
for me it's a show of affection and friendship with the other person
it's why my pony-sense starts tingling when i encounter a lass or lad who seems like they'd be good for a powerful, unrestricted holy-christ-i-can't-see level fuck.
even if that means i gotta talk a little dirty to em or they want me to hold em down
So this one time I was having sex with a guy I really only knew from playing WoW.
Sad, but true.
And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.
Me = Priest.
Him = Warrior.
So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,
"SUNDER ARMOR"
and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."
Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.
oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story
Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."
But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"
I think you're dating the wrong guy.
If I were him, I'd be all over that like stink on shit.
Wait
See, that's what I was talking about when I was going on about that "line of appropriateness."
Once, just for fun, I had one of my exes under my table while I played a clan match in UT2004.
Posts
it would be a moodkiller because it'd sound so silly
unless i'm being totally self-centered and concerned only with my own pleasure, i consider fucking to a great point of affection for the other person. don't mean every time a dude's got a mouthful of my member we're makin' love, but it means i at least like the dude an awful lot to let that be the case.
so that as it is, it's an odd thing to get all weird and demeaning all of the sudden. it's not like i can blame passion because that ain't my passion response.
See, that's one classification
I can dig that
I don't do it, and I haven't received it. I'm okay with that, since it seems weird.
Do you like Asians, WaM?
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Sad, but true.
And I'd like to say that this was a low point in my sex-life.
Me = Priest.
Him = Warrior.
So midway through geek fuckfest version 2.0 (yes, it lasted that long), we had a condom slip and his automatic reaction is to immobilize me and yell,
"SUNDER ARMOR"
and my automatic response was, "POWER WORD : SHIELD."
Really, the saddest part of this story is that I'm willing to tell it.
I usually just don't know what to say, so I am usually a mumbling mass of "Um, yeah"s and "Uh Huh sure"s.
Although I have to admit that I'm married to a wonderful woman who isn't afraid to laugh during sex, so if I say something stupid, we can at least both laugh at it without anyone getting self-conscious about it.
i've received it
and i've done it on request
jeez is that ever awkward
"call me a bitch!"
i am like dang girl
what do you have like self-respect issues crimeny
nothing's quite as much a bone kill as the chick who called out "DADDY NO" while i was fucking her from behind over her bed's edge, though.
i immediately pulled out and was like "oh jesus what the good god damn christ" and she's like "sorry, it's no big deal, don't stop it was great."
yeah
no thanks
pants went back on
pony went out the door
i ain't facilitating that shit for someone.
<_<
Just a little.
Secret Satan
you know, I have never dated an asian, but lately I have been thinking that I could be down for that
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
I'm not sure how to describe it, but I know women who get turned on by the idea of a man wanting them so bad that the guy loses all need for self-control and respect and just goes at it.
Put it this way: girls find it hot when they can make a guy lose control.
In turn, it's translated into guys saying nasty shit during sex. Like you're "forgetting" yourselves or whatever and just saying whatever trash comes to mind.
As for the "daddy no"... that's a bit much but not all girls mean "daddy" as in their father... just a dominant male figure.
You had that happen too?
First girl I ever had sex with started doing that shit the second or third time we got together. I literally jumped back and wrapped a blanket around me as a protective measure and shouted, "What the FUCK? DADDY? Oh no, we are NOT doing that shit."
"Oh, come on. Let me call you daddy."
"Not when I have my dick anywhere near you. No way, no day."
I went downstairs and didn't talk to her for at least an hour.
Leave your nipples out of this.
ALL of your parts are bad for me.
Yeah. I have never kissed, hooked up with, or dated an Asian man. Which is kinda strange considering that I am Asian myself, but there you go.
yeah, well, i get this feeling that i was being used as some kind of proxy for some god damn psychological thing i want no part of
as for the losing themselves thing, i can understand that, but my response to losing control and being overwhelmed by fantastic sex isn't dirty talk, but rather, physical intensity
and that is, in my experience, rather universally appreciated
i pretty much only whip out the dirty talk on request, because otherwise it's sorta pointless
Oh man that shit happened to me, too!
I was kinda okay with it though
mostly because i was fucking my daughter at the time
I work near this complex/Japanese import toy store where all of the staff are fucking local stars for being these incredibly stylish (in the more punkish/skater way than the metro way), good-looking men.
All OVER that shit.
Edited because I forgot to mention that most of them are imports themselves. Japanese boys can be pretty smokin'.
oogmar, that is not a sad story, that is the greatest story
Secret Satan
Who used to belch in my face whenever we fucked.
So basically, it was a race for me to reach orgasm before the belch.
I lost a lot.
Yeah I can understand the physical intensity thing over the dirty talk thing, but that I believe would come down to the individual woman or man.
For example, say I'm very stimulated by sound (i.e., let's assume my ears are ridiculous erogenous zones), so I end up liking dirty talk more. It adds to my pleasure even if it's not absolutely necessary.
In another case a girl might not need the talk and just get off on the "physical intensity."
edit: if only I were talking about one in particular
Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so. My ex plays WoW and he was like, "That is terrible... I don't even know if I can have sex with you right now."
But this is the same guy who responded to me saying, "We should play some Quake, play a few rounds of Battlefield 2, throw back a few shots, kill some more stuff online, and then have sex" with "What is WRONG with you?"
Yes.
Unless you have some fucked up sex experience where someone popped a zit while you were mid-coitus, we don't care.
yeah, i get that. it's why i don't mind doing the dirty talk too much if it's a big deal for the other person, but it's not something i really enjoy so i'm pretty much just doing it for their benefit. i'm okay with that, but if i don't gotta, i ain't gonna. would rather let me actions speak louder than my words, so to speak.
i thought this japanese dude in a porno i saw was really hot, then i showed a picture of him to my japanese friend to see how i was doing objectively and she said he looked like a gorilla
whoooops
Takeshi Kaneshiro, aka Jin Cheng Wu (金城武).
I would fuck that boy's face right off.
I think you're dating the wrong guy.
If I were him, I'd be all over that like stink on shit.
Wait
See, that's what I was talking about when I was going on about that "line of appropriateness."
that'd be something different
SE++, what?
Once, just for fun, I had one of my exes under my table while I played a clan match in UT2004.
My team won. It was a fantastic day.
i love sports, martial arts, hiking, hunting
sex is just one of those things
so i love the physicality of the act
i love it when it's restrained and gentle. i love it when i can cut loose and just hammer away, too. either way is good.
for me it's a show of affection and friendship with the other person
it's why my pony-sense starts tingling when i encounter a lass or lad who seems like they'd be good for a powerful, unrestricted holy-christ-i-can't-see level fuck.
even if that means i gotta talk a little dirty to em or they want me to hold em down
Let's date.
I like your style.