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[Mass Effect] Batarians - just a poor man's Bavarians

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    ME3 plothole

    During ME2, Samara says that there are only three Ardat-Yakshi in existence. Her two daughters at the monastery, and Morinth.

    Yet everything you find at the monastery suggests that dozens of Asari reside there.

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  • yossarian_livesyossarian_lives Registered User regular
    Ardat-Yakshi is such a delightlfully puritanical concept. "Hey kids do you know what will happen if you have sex? You'll die horribly!"

    "I see everything twice!"


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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    "That made him an extremist, not to mention a racist, and that was fine with Leng."

    God, you can't make this shit up.

    Well, apparently one person can.

    William Dietz. Writer of horrible video game novels. I'd like to state that the first Mass Effect book (about Saren and Anderson) was at least passable, Drew Karpyshyn did a decent enough job with it. By the second one though, it had already gone off the rails. All I can remember about it is a super biotic who's also autistic (I think) and some utter berk who super subtly called the biotic's father "killer" in every sentence like it was some smart joke that nobody got. And everyone was like "huh, why does this shady fellow keep calling you killer?" and he's like "what me? I don't know shut up."

    I did not finish that book.

    edit: it's being reminded of just how bad this stuff can be, that makes me want to go back to some ideas I had for Mass Effect fiction and write that stuff up. I hate that it would fall under the banner of 'fan fiction' and every connotation that comes with it, but I know for a fact that it would be more accurate, interesting, and comprehensible than anything Dietz has farted out.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Orca wrote: »
    Moridin889 wrote: »
    hippofant wrote: »
    Bobble wrote: »
    As a testament to my RPG-related OCD, I did some pull-ups last night in Shep's apartment.

    183 of them, to be exact. James was nice enough to keep count.

    I did that too, while I played Pokemon with my other hand. Was pretty disappointed at the pay-off.

    The payoff is rubbing it in vegas face that he's not the best, and he needs to constantly work to improve himself to have a chance to be n7.

    Also to teach him to not challenge a cyborg to any physical challenge. Cause seriously, I bought all those muscle weave upgrades

    Dude. James just has this one thing. Don't take it away from him.

    Everyone else is already a supreme badass. You gotta let him feel like one of the team.
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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    pfffft, infiltrators should be using the geth plasma shotgun Claymore their fists and nothing else.

    ftfy

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  • IblisIblis Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Iblis wrote: »
    That quote... I... what... ...I don't know how someone wrote that, and said "Yes. This is good. This is a good sentence that will sound intelligent and well thought out."

    In other news, hopped on the PC version multiplayer for a bit. After looking over my available characters to recall what I had, I remembered how much the game likes giving me Infiltrators. I have every Infiltrator but the Ghost, the one Infiltrator I used on a regular basis in the 360 version. Multiples on every other Infiltrator, and I don't play them. I have two non-human adepts, my most played class, but man, the game just keeps chucking me Infiltrators. First new pack after the first time playing in a couple months? Salarian Infiltrator.
    When you have Widow X, you call me.

    Actually that's the other part. I've got jack shit for snipers and shotguns, as well as attachments. I've got the Collector Sniper Rifle, but that's about it.

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  • Phoenix138Phoenix138 ArizonaRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Moridin889 wrote: »
    hippofant wrote: »
    Bobble wrote: »
    As a testament to my RPG-related OCD, I did some pull-ups last night in Shep's apartment.

    183 of them, to be exact. James was nice enough to keep count.

    I did that too, while I played Pokemon with my other hand. Was pretty disappointed at the pay-off.

    The payoff is rubbing it in vegas face that he's not the best, and he needs to constantly work to improve himself to have a chance to be n7.

    Also to teach him to not challenge a cyborg to any physical challenge. Cause seriously, I bought all those muscle weave upgrades

    Dude. James just has this one thing. Don't take it away from him.

    Everyone else is already a supreme badass. You gotta let him feel like one of the team.

    <-- stuck my dick in the AI core

    Did you not read the sign?

  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    holy shit

    "welcome to Beggar King, may i take your order?"

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    ME3 plothole

    During ME2, Samara says that there are only three Ardat-Yakshi in existence. Her two daughters at the monastery, and Morinth.

    Yet everything you find at the monastery suggests that dozens of Asari reside there.

    There also they mention the monastery in ME2 (possibly before you know what an AY is). Salesman at the grocery store mentions it when talking about various condiments to a customer.

    So apparently even the general public knows that there's a whole campus/compound full of these weirdly named Asari (they probably don't know the whole "sex with one will kill you" bit or specifically where it's located). Or heck maybe they just think it's the Asari equivalent of Hidden Valley.

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Maybe most of the Asari that you see there are either support staff/guards or the remains of the commando squad.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    Dhalphir wrote: »
    ME3 plothole

    During ME2, Samara says that there are only three Ardat-Yakshi in existence. Her two daughters at the monastery, and Morinth.

    Yet everything you find at the monastery suggests that dozens of Asari reside there.

    There also they mention the monastery in ME2 (possibly before you know what an AY is). Salesman at the grocery store mentions it when talking about various condiments to a customer.

    So apparently even the general public knows that there's a whole campus/compound full of these weirdly named Asari (they probably don't know the whole "sex with one will kill you" bit or specifically where it's located). Or heck maybe they just think it's the Asari equivalent of Hidden Valley.

    You can dodge around it by saying that since all the information is in-universe, they just don't like airing their dirty laundry.

    Everybody knows there are CIA black sites, but no one really knows how many, how many are held in any particular one, or how many people staff them.

    Unless you need to bust one up 'cuz the Reapers fucked that shit up and you need to clean up the mess.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Does the Justicar Code say anything about lying to protect Asari interests?

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    It was most likely a miswrite.

    But if we take it at face value, it's possible that the existence of the ardat-yakshi monastery is known, but the number of women there is not. It's possible Samara was not aware of any of them save for her daughters, or that she was lied to by officials

    But it's most likely a miswrite

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Does the Justicar Code say anything about lying to protect Asari interests?

    Well she did say that she knew of 3, her daughters. And it didn't seem like she visited all that often.

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  • Blackbird SR-71CBlackbird SR-71C Registered User regular
    The Justicar Code is a load of bullshit.

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    The Justicar Code is a load of bullshit.

    Find peace in the embrace of the goddess.

    *falconpunch*

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    The Justicar Code is a load of bullshit.

    I've always assumed like, half of it was written by salarians as a prank.

    STG. They're good at their job.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2014
    Another possibility, Nearly all of the Asari who stayed there were commandos posing as AY. If someone wanted to fuck the place up and get hands on AY, it would be pretty smooth to encounter three times the resistance you expect and the end up capturing and hauling off someone of no use to you whatsoever.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

    That would work except for one thing: All the banshees we see in the game? Those are former Ardat-Yakshi.

  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Cambiata wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

    That would work except for one thing: All the banshees we see in the game? Those are former Ardat-Yakshi.

    AND Asari with the carrier gene as well (hence why if you ignore the mission, Samara shows up as a Banshee on Earth).

    Edit: it's also mentioned in the codex.

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  • ShimshaiShimshai Flush with Success! Isle of EmeraldRegistered User regular
    Maybe Samara didn't feel comfortable telling Shepard the truth about the Ardat-Yakshi and monastery and just how many there actually are, fearing perhaps a chance that Shepard might want to nuke the place because holy shit, that's a lot of dangerous crap waiting to happen.

    Imagine if Cerberus had taken over the place.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

    That would work except for one thing: All the banshees we see in the game? Those are former Ardat-Yakshi.

    AND Asari with the carrier gene as well (hence why if you ignore the mission, Samara shows up as a Banshee on Earth).

    Edit: it's also mentioned in the codex.

    Samara shows up as a banshee? Does she do it in the final defense?! :O

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  • Phoenix138Phoenix138 ArizonaRegistered User regular
    Shimshai wrote: »
    Imagine if Cerberus had taken over the place.

    Well we would mourn those Cerberus researchers, but eventually we would move on.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

    That would work except for one thing: All the banshees we see in the game? Those are former Ardat-Yakshi.

    AND Asari with the carrier gene as well (hence why if you ignore the mission, Samara shows up as a Banshee on Earth).

    Edit: it's also mentioned in the codex.

    Supporting evidence: The traumatized Asari in the hospital mentions her friend who had a significant pause 'medical condition', and she got turned into a Banshee. Since they wouldn't have let actual Ardat-Yakshi in the military, she must have been a carrier.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

    That would work except for one thing: All the banshees we see in the game? Those are former Ardat-Yakshi.

    AND Asari with the carrier gene as well (hence why if you ignore the mission, Samara shows up as a Banshee on Earth).

    Edit: it's also mentioned in the codex.

    Samara shows up as a banshee? Does she do it in the final defense?! :O

    I believe so. Similar to how you'll encounter Phantom-Jack and Legion at the Cerberus base if you ignored Grissom/sold it.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

    That would work except for one thing: All the banshees we see in the game? Those are former Ardat-Yakshi.

    AND Asari with the carrier gene as well (hence why if you ignore the mission, Samara shows up as a Banshee on Earth).

    Edit: it's also mentioned in the codex.

    Samara shows up as a banshee? Does she do it in the final defense?! :O

    I believe so. Similar to how you'll encounter Phantom-Jack and Legion at the Cerberus base if you ignored Grissom/sold it.

    I didn't know about that.
    Are you sure you don't mean Morinth? I know she turns up Bansheed at the end if she survived ME2.

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  • Blackbird SR-71CBlackbird SR-71C Registered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

    That would work except for one thing: All the banshees we see in the game? Those are former Ardat-Yakshi.

    AND Asari with the carrier gene as well (hence why if you ignore the mission, Samara shows up as a Banshee on Earth).

    Edit: it's also mentioned in the codex.

    Samara shows up as a banshee? Does she do it in the final defense?! :O

    I believe so. Similar to how you'll encounter Phantom-Jack and Legion at the Cerberus base if you ignored Grissom/sold it.

    I've never read anything about that; Afaik you can only fight Morinth as a Banshee, Jack as a Phantom and Legion as a Geth Sniper. There might be someone I'm missing, but I'm quite sure the only way to kill Samara is at the Monastery or in the Suicide mission.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Huh.... I might have gotten confused.

    Though considering my "forget the highly pompous blue bitches" I might forget about the monastery this time...

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    Maybe most of the Asari that you see there are either support staff/guards or the remains of the commando squad.

    No, I mean there is a bunch of announcements all over the place talking about regular life - announcements of student schedules and things. You wouldn't communicate with TWO students using announcements. Also, I'm pretty sure there's an audio recording somewhere of a couple of not-Samara-daughters smuggling a magazine of some sort into the monastery.

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    There was definitely more than two full blown AY's there. So either it's a retcon or Samara was wrong or lied.

    It's not outside the realm of possibility that Samara just didn't know (at the time). The asari were very secretive of the monestary, as it was a source of shame for their society. Samara didn't become a Justicar until after Morinth escaped and started killing people, so she might not ever have been privy to the knowledge that more AY's than her prodgeny exist. He daughters couldn't tell her, because the monestary monitored all extranet calls.

    If I recall correctly, Samara had never been to the monestary before and the asari gov would have no reason to tell her the truth, as Samara only became a Justicar for the sole purpose of killing Morinth.

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Been looking at the N7 hoodies on the Bioware store and while they look really nice, I'm quite partial to pullerovers instead of the zipper style. Google seems inconclusive, but has anyone here found a good N7 hoodie without a zipper?

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    My head-canon:
    Most of the asari at the monastery are like Samara; they know they're genetically predisposed to produce Ardat-Yakshi, and were put into seclusion to make sure they wouldn't have any, or at least not have any where they couldn't be controlled. Samara got out of it by becoming a Justicar.

    That would work except for one thing: All the banshees we see in the game? Those are former Ardat-Yakshi.

    AND Asari with the carrier gene as well (hence why if you ignore the mission, Samara shows up as a Banshee on Earth).

    Edit: it's also mentioned in the codex.
    That's not Samara, it's Morinth.

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Apparently some people are trying to give Thane the FF7 Aeris treatment: http://thanemod.tumblr.com/about

    I can only imagine it's terrible.

  • Blinks77Blinks77 Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Apparently some people are trying to give Thane the FF7 Aeris treatment: http://thanemod.tumblr.com/about

    I can only imagine it's terrible.

    "A more immersive experience and conclusion of his character"

    ...the hell? Wtf do they want. I thought ME3 did Thane very well indeed. I actually shed a tear.

    Oh, wait. I know... they want to have sex with him in ME3

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Now that's just weird.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Yeah, Thane's death was telegraphed in ME2, meaningful and touching in ME3, and I wouldn't change it for the world.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Blinks77 wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Apparently some people are trying to give Thane the FF7 Aeris treatment: http://thanemod.tumblr.com/about

    I can only imagine it's terrible.

    "A more immersive experience and conclusion of his character"

    ...the hell? Wtf do they want. I thought ME3 did Thane very well indeed. I actually shed a tear.

    Oh, wait. I know... they want to have sex with him in ME3

    IIRC, you can have sex with him when you see him at the hospital, though I don't know how graphic it is.

    But what can you add without having more voice files from the original actor?

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Blinks77 wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Apparently some people are trying to give Thane the FF7 Aeris treatment: http://thanemod.tumblr.com/about

    I can only imagine it's terrible.

    "A more immersive experience and conclusion of his character"

    ...the hell? Wtf do they want. I thought ME3 did Thane very well indeed. I actually shed a tear.

    Oh, wait. I know... they want to have sex with him in ME3

    IIRC, you can have sex with him when you see him at the hospital, though I don't know how graphic it is.

    But what can you add without having more voice files from the original actor?

    Terrible fanwankery!

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  • MetalMagusMetalMagus Too Serious Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Yeah, Thane's death was telegraphed in ME2, meaningful and touching in ME3, and I wouldn't change it for the world.

    Telegraphed?! The first thing out of his mouth when you meet him is that he's dying! That shit was hand delivered.

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