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[Metroid] - I heard the next game is a monologue about misogyny. Oh wait.

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  • LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    Yeah I thought Other M was okay, but I'd never play through it again.

    I admit the exploration and shooting is neat, but the upgrading and suit functions are shotty. Why even explore for missles when I have a function that fully regenerates my missle supply in seconds?

    It's just not a Metroid game. It doesn't feel or play like one, and the story doesn't even come close. But, the game it does play like (Ninja Gaiden with range weapons) isn't as bad as people make it out to be, it's just not at all what Metroid fans expect. Especially after those awesome E3 demos and trailers.

    I can agree with this thinking.

    Enough time has passed that I guess I'm willing to go into it not viewing it as a Metroid game, but... just a game, I guess.

    "Samus Aran's Hatchling Hijinx" or something.

    I played a little of the game at a press event a while back, but this was before I began getting review copies. (Funny enough, I was booted off one station before I even got to "play" because I had to endure the opening cutscene a second time and they needed it for a video media segment.) I enjoyed what I got to play there, the cutscene notwithstanding, and I'd at least like to experience it again and play some more until the point I'm not enjoying it any more.

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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    I think that point is somewhere around the holograph environments. Neat idea, but confusing and not executed very well.

  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    I'm fairly certain if I were to visit the facility where they press Wii game discs and took a diarrhea dump right into the disc pressing machine, Metroid Other M would pop out.

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  • RidleySariaRidleySaria AnaheimRegistered User regular
    Remember how Henroid wanted this thread to be positive and full of badass great things?

    I guess that was asking too much of us. :(

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Remember how Henroid wanted this thread to be positive and full of badass great things?

    I guess that was asking too much of us. :(

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    There. That's better.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    Don't be such a defeatist. It can still be that.

    Behold: a most badass 20 minute long Super Metroid metal medley

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frg4cckX5E4

    That game had an incredible fucking soundtrack

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  • RidleySariaRidleySaria AnaheimRegistered User regular
    I guess I'll contribute what I think is awesome Metroid fan stuff: 31 Days of Zero Suit Samus!

    Not the best art in the world but I think it's super cute and a neat little thing the artist did for 31 days.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    If they do a post Metroid Fusion game, it should be about Samus running around the galaxy looking for the, seemingly endless, Space Pirate and Federation Metroid cloning facilities in a bid to wipe out the Metroids once and for all.

    Again.

    For the last time.

    Early in the game you find a clone of the Hatchling that thinks Samus is it's mother and it retains those memories. It follows Samus around like Navi; only instead of being annoying, it sucks life out of things and gives it to you, thanks to the Metroid DNA you have in your body (from Fusion).

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    I love that idea. I can't begin to think of a good idea of how to make it work, BUT... I'd just love to be able to unleash my little pet metroid on unsuspecting pirates.

    I loved in the Prime games when the metroids would attack pirates.

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    I think a sequel to Fusion would be Samus on the run from the Federation due to the events in Fusion. She lands and hides on a planet that is a bit out of Federation territory.

    Then she discovers evidence of that planet being the origin planet of the Chozo. Eventually the federation sends other bounty hunters after her Empire Strikes Back style and it sets up several boss fights. In the middle of all of that, you discover some super dark secret of theirs.

    Also Kraid took over the Space Pirates after Ridley died in Super Metroid.

    Samus, stuck between the Space Pirates looking for revenge and the federation, looking for a fugitive, can we say....DREAD?

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  • RidleySariaRidleySaria AnaheimRegistered User regular
    My idea for a Fusion sequel would be where Samus has been arrested by the GF and thrown into a prison planet, which you have to escape from the center of. I like the idea of a reverse situation where you're working your way out from the depths of a planet instead of starting on the surface and working your way in.

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    My idea for a Fusion sequel would be where Samus has been arrested by the GF and thrown into a prison planet, which you have to escape from the center of. I like the idea of a reverse situation where you're working your way out from the depths of a planet instead of starting on the surface and working your way in.

    Ooh, I kinda like this idea. It would even give a super simple reason you lose all of your upgrades, because they take them. Then one by one, you get them back as you get closer and closer to the surface. Fantastic idea.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    My idea for a Fusion sequel would be where Samus has been arrested by the GF and thrown into a prison planet, which you have to escape from the center of. I like the idea of a reverse situation where you're working your way out from the depths of a planet instead of starting on the surface and working your way in.

    Ooh, I kinda like this idea. It would even give a super simple reason you lose all of your upgrades, because they take them. Then one by one, you get them back as you get closer and closer to the surface. Fantastic idea.

    Retrieve them from secret research labs where they experiment on prisoners. Seedy corrupt underbelly of the Galactic Federation. I'm not sure Nintendo would ever have the nuts to go that far, though.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Other M would have worked if it was set before Metroid.

    They'd have to take out certain parts of the story, for the better, but then we'd have had rookie Samus Aran actually pulling a dumb rookie move and getting people killed.
    The encounter with Ridley would be the first encounter with him and that'd get Adam killed somehow. Yes that would mess up the Metroid comic released in Japan, but it's not the first time they've changed things. (Zero Mission)

    Instead of Hardened Bounty Hunter Samus Aran waiting for daddy to tell her to do something.
    That Ridley scene really aggravates me because even in Zero Mission, she was straight up angry and ready to kill his ass in the little cut scene when you finally run into him.

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    So, not joining this merry-go-round again.


    How cool was that opening scene of Super Metroid, with all the dead scientists? SO COOL!

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    So, not joining this merry-go-round again.


    How cool was that opening scene of Super Metroid, with all the dead scientists? SO COOL!

    But not as cool as the opening of Metroid Prime, with all the dead pirates.

    Especially when the wounded ones tried to shoot you.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    That pirate ship was pretty spooky at times, especially with all of the log entries going from "Everything's okay and routine" to "Everything is going to hell in a hand basket."

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    That pirate ship was pretty spooky at times, especially with all of the log entries going from "Everything's okay and routine" to "Everything is going to hell in a hand basket."

    One thing I love in Metroid Prime is how it takes the convention of "Diary entries about how fucked we all are due to [event]" and modified it to "Diary entries about how fucked we are due to SAMUS ARAN, SHIT SHE'S HERE RIGHT NOW!"

    Nothing like inspiring fear in your enemies to make it feel like progress.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    I've really liked the Prime series use of logs to let you discover what's going on behind the scenes while never putting you through another cut scene.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    God I want another game in that style.

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  • heenatoheenato Alice Leywind Registered User regular
    I just want a space pirate science puzzle game.

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  • Blackbird SR-71CBlackbird SR-71C Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    All I ever asked for was Metroid Prime: Hunters 2.

    Like, who played that game and didn't want to know more about Sylux' origins? Or Kandens?

    All the more disappointing since MP3's ending even hinted at something like that. Or, rather, any sequel, really.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    That pirate ship was pretty spooky at times, especially with all of the log entries going from "Everything's okay and routine" to "Everything is going to hell in a hand basket."

    One thing I love in Metroid Prime is how it takes the convention of "Diary entries about how fucked we all are due to [event]" and modified it to "Diary entries about how fucked we are due to SAMUS ARAN, SHIT SHE'S HERE RIGHT NOW!"

    Nothing like inspiring fear in your enemies to make it feel like progress.

    I liked the one about how their best encryption wasn't slowing her down.
    I was like, encryption? What encryptio- oh, the bit about 'log entry decoded'?
    That's right, Samus' suit is so badass, it's hacking the pirates most secure internets without her even noticing.

    Also, the one about the Hunter wearing new black armor. Oh wait, no, she just showed up in her orange suit.
    There are two of them.
    We are doomed.

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  • LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Instead of Hardened Bounty Hunter Freelance Peace-Keeping Agent Samus Aran waiting for daddy to tell her to do something.

    Sorry, I had to fix that for you, as Nintendo apparently no longer considers her/wants her to be known as a "bounty hunter," as she would never do such dirty work, yes?

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Instead of Hardened Bounty Hunter Freelance Peace-Keeping Agent Samus Aran waiting for daddy to tell her to do something.

    Sorry, I had to fix that for you, as Nintendo apparently no longer considers her/wants her to be known as a "bounty hunter," as she would never do such dirty work, yes?

    So what you're saying is "Bounty Hunters? Nintendo doesn't need their scum!"

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Instead of Hardened Bounty Hunter Freelance Peace-Keeping Agent Samus Aran waiting for daddy to tell her to do something.

    Sorry, I had to fix that for you, as Nintendo apparently no longer considers her/wants her to be known as a "bounty hunter," as she would never do such dirty work, yes?

    Apparently the term they use in Japanese doesnt really translate smoothly so bounty hunter was the closest word.

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    You guys mention the space pirate logs from Prime and neglect the amazing one on the morph ball? You guys suck.
    Log 11.222.8
    Science Team is attempting to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's arsenal, based off data acquired from her assaults on our forces. Progress is slow, but steady. Command would dearly enjoy turning Aran's weapons against her. We believe we can implement Beam weapon prototypes in three cycles. Aran's Power Suit technology remains a mystery, especially the curious Morph Ball function. All attempts at duplicating it have ended in disaster; four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes. Science Team wisely decided to move on afterward.

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    Kerbal Space Pirate Space Weapons Program

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    I love that one.

    This one is fun too.
    "Another hunter, wearing the traditional colors of Samus Aran, made planetfall today. Horrific as it may sound, there are two of them now. We are bracing for a new assault. This dire turn of events may bear some good will. One of our scouts in Dark Aether saw a curious encounter. The Dark Hunter attacked the one clad as Samus near a Phazon site. Perhaps they are not allies...but foes. Perhaps we can forge an alliance with the Dark Hunter - an exchange, Phazon for the head of our common enemy."

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Shady3011 wrote: »
    You guys mention the space pirate logs from Prime and neglect the amazing one on the morph ball? You guys suck.
    Log 11.222.8
    Science Team is attempting to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's arsenal, based off data acquired from her assaults on our forces. Progress is slow, but steady. Command would dearly enjoy turning Aran's weapons against her. We believe we can implement Beam weapon prototypes in three cycles. Aran's Power Suit technology remains a mystery, especially the curious Morph Ball function. All attempts at duplicating it have ended in disaster; four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes. Science Team wisely decided to move on afterward.

    Which just goes to show that the Space Pirates don't have the stones for proper science.
    The Galactic Federation would have kept trying, even if the last attempt killed all the scientists, and threatened to unleash an unstoppable strain of the galaxies deadliest predator.
    For Science!

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  • heenatoheenato Alice Leywind Registered User regular
    Well, Yeah. Everything they have is stolen. All their tech, most of their science as well. They're basically just screwing around with things not designed for them, and have no knowledge of how to actually work it.

    So space pirates.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Instead of Hardened Bounty Hunter Freelance Peace-Keeping Agent Samus Aran waiting for daddy to tell her to do something.

    Sorry, I had to fix that for you, as Nintendo apparently no longer considers her/wants her to be known as a "bounty hunter," as she would never do such dirty work, yes?

    Sigh... Nintendo...

    Anyway.

    The Prime series logs are amazing including the ones that are just fluff that don't show up in the log book.

  • skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    Shady3011 wrote: »
    You guys mention the space pirate logs from Prime and neglect the amazing one on the morph ball? You guys suck.
    Log 11.222.8
    Science Team is attempting to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's arsenal, based off data acquired from her assaults on our forces. Progress is slow, but steady. Command would dearly enjoy turning Aran's weapons against her. We believe we can implement Beam weapon prototypes in three cycles. Aran's Power Suit technology remains a mystery, especially the curious Morph Ball function. All attempts at duplicating it have ended in disaster; four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes. Science Team wisely decided to move on afterward.

    I posted this a while back, though I'm not sure if it was actually in this thread.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Shady3011 wrote: »
    You guys mention the space pirate logs from Prime and neglect the amazing one on the morph ball? You guys suck.
    Log 11.222.8
    Science Team is attempting to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's arsenal, based off data acquired from her assaults on our forces. Progress is slow, but steady. Command would dearly enjoy turning Aran's weapons against her. We believe we can implement Beam weapon prototypes in three cycles. Aran's Power Suit technology remains a mystery, especially the curious Morph Ball function. All attempts at duplicating it have ended in disaster; four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes. Science Team wisely decided to move on afterward.

    Which just goes to show that the Space Pirates don't have the stones for proper science.
    The Galactic Federation would have kept trying, even if the last attempt killed all the scientists, and threatened to unleash an unstoppable strain of the galaxies deadliest predator.
    For Science!

    Based on what we've seen of their Phazon experiments, the Federation would make it work.

    But then they have to let Adam get involved, and it all goes straight to shit.

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Instead of Hardened Bounty Hunter Freelance Peace-Keeping Agent Samus Aran waiting for daddy to tell her to do something.

    Sorry, I had to fix that for you, as Nintendo apparently no longer considers her/wants her to be known as a "bounty hunter," as she would never do such dirty work, yes?

    Samus is sometimes paid specifically to commit genocide on indigenous species if they're hostile on an inter-planetary scale

    She's pretty much the ultimate bounty hunter

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  • skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    Big question is, who's the better bounty hunter? Samus Aran or Boba Fett?

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  • Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    Boba Fett vs. Samus Aran vs. Captain Falcon vs. Brisco County Jr.: Battle of the Ultimate Bounty Hunters!

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  • DrascinDrascin Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »

    But not as cool as the opening of Metroid Prime, with all the dead pirates.

    Especially when the wounded ones tried to shoot you.

    Well, consider their perspective. They are already in dying pain and suddenly out of the haze comes the monstruous creature that every Space Pirate fears to the bone. It's like you already being wounded and then seeing, I don't know, the fucking T-3000 coming at you with an helicopter minigun in each hand. You either piss yourself or yell in panic and shoot like crazy.
    skeldare wrote: »
    Big question is, who's the better bounty hunter? Samus Aran or Boba Fett?

    Samus by a mile. Fett isn't really all that. Seriously, in the movies he did very little and then got punked - he just got considered badass because he had a cool helmet, and then years later writers who grew up with a nebulous idea from their child days that Boba Fett was badass got to write for the expanded universe and wanked him to hell. And even WITH the wank he ain't even that good.

    Compare to Samus whose first game in the NES days even before any theorethical power creep might have set on has her murdering her way through a maze planet and killing all manner of bosses.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Delzhand wrote: »
    Kerbal Space Pirate Space Weapons Program

    You know, I posted this as a joke, but the more I think about it the more I think this would be sweet as hell. Just an endless collection of technology, genetic enhancements, and behavioral conditioning modifiers, and you apply them successively and in various combinations to Pirate test subjects until they can reach objectives like "defend territory", "subdue metroid", or "mine phazon", and ultimately "defeat the Hunter".

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    I remember back in the days when Nintendo had their own official forums that I would hang around quite often. This was back in middle school so I was about 12-13, right around the time I had started playing Metroid games.

    There were so, so many people who were adamant / disillusioned into thinking that Dark Samus was not in anyway spawned from Metroid Prime (should I spoiler that?) Like, there were countless threads of people dissecting concept art from both Metroid Prime 1 and 2 looking for the tiniest evidence that would support this theory, and it was just baffling. Of course, I got sucked right into it because I was naive and thought you could convince people to see your way on the internet back then.

    The other horrible, drawn-out, clusterfuck of a debate I got sucked into was somebody positing the theory that Metroid Zero Mission wasn't a retcon/remake of Metroid 1 at all, but rather a supplementary story that took place after. Nevermind that all evidence to the contrary was plain as day; this guy refused to see it as anything other than a separate tale. Like the previous argument, this turned into a pissing match of dissecting maps from a fucking twenty-year-old game comparing them to the new, updated, modern maps of Zero Mission, all to find differences that would support this theory.

    It was mind-numbing.

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