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Lets Kill Some Kerbals

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I like the way you think

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    you really need the center of lift and the center of mass to be aligned on the X and Y axes, and the center of mass to be directly above the center of lift.

    I want to believe you

    but I've been told like five fucking things and I just want the stupid space plane to what it's supposed to do

    I'm sorry, I thought you meant the rockets. With the planes I think you want the centers of lift and mass to be aligned on the Z and X axes, with the center of lift behind the center of mass on the Y axis; ie, if you draw a line from the center of lift to the center of mass, it should point straight down the runway.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    you really need the center of lift and the center of mass to be aligned on the X and Y axes, and the center of mass to be directly above the center of lift.

    I want to believe you

    but I've been told like five fucking things and I just want the stupid space plane to what it's supposed to do

    I'm sorry, I thought you meant the rockets. With the planes I think you want the centers of lift and mass to be aligned on the Z and X axes, with the center of lift behind the center of mass on the Y axis; ie, if you draw a line from the center of lift to the center of mass, it should point straight down the runway.

    after I do a few things around the house I'll give this a few shots, see what I can do

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    ok wait that was wrong:
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    you really need the center of lift and the center of mass to be aligned on the X and Y axes, and the center of mass to be directly above the center of lift.

    I want to believe you

    but I've been told like five fucking things and I just want the stupid space plane to what it's supposed to do

    I'm sorry, I thought you meant the rockets. With the planes I think you want the centers of thrust and mass to be aligned on the Z and X axes, with the center of thrust behind the center of mass on the Y axis; ie, if you draw a line from the center of thrust to the center of mass, it should point straight down the runway.

    The center of lift, if it means what I think it means, should be lined up with the center of mass as closely as possible; any variation is going to mean you'll need to trim in order to fly straight.

    Donovan Puppyfucker
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    So the last time we left our fearless adventurers, they were stuck orbitting laythe because their gas drained out and they didnt' put it back.
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    It only took six months but we sent them another transfer engine
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    landing site picked
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    Lets bring this bitch in; it's starting to smell like farts in here.
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    Alright, woo, we're here. Hey someone let the guys in the back seat know we're here!
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    Aw fuck, are you serious?

    TrippyJingManishtushuSCREECH OF THE FARGSkylark
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I want Kerbal spin-offs.

    Kerbalgon Trail

    Kerbals at Sea

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    SLyMTofystedeth
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Guys! I made it! I built my own ship and...
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    This doesn't look like Laythe. Where's all the water?
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    Fuck it's hot out here.
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I tried to copy the rocket Machwing built but it keeps blowing up on me
    I tried to make a lander to land on the mun to join my fleet of race cars but it too blows up or fails to make it

    I guess I should go back to playing with rocket cars

    Are you just running at full throttle the whole time? Mainsails explode when they overheat.

    It blows up on the launch pad

  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    God, I am so terrible at this game.

    It's great!

    Huh...
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    FF wrote: »
    God, I am so terrible at this game.

    It's great!

    This should be the game's tagline.

    Skylark
  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I tried to copy the rocket Machwing built but it keeps blowing up on me
    I tried to make a lander to land on the mun to join my fleet of race cars but it too blows up or fails to make it

    I guess I should go back to playing with rocket cars

    Are you just running at full throttle the whole time? Mainsails explode when they overheat.

    It blows up on the launch pad

    Are you using struts to reinforce everything? Kerbals seem to connect ship components with the same stuff fridge magnets are made of. Throw struts around copiously; they weigh next to nothing and conveniently disappear if they need to, I.e. when staging. Otherwise, you're gonna get the wibblies and the wobblies.

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  • MetaHybridMetaHybrid Taste defeat!Registered User regular
    I have launched three smoldering wrecks to Mun so far.

    This game is so fun.

    3DS: 3265-5577-2211 NNID: Metahybrid
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I want Kerbal spin-offs.

    Kerbalgon Trail

    Kerbals at Sea

    Kerbal Truck Simulator?

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Kerbal dating sim!

    FAQ
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I tried to copy the rocket Machwing built but it keeps blowing up on me
    I tried to make a lander to land on the mun to join my fleet of race cars but it too blows up or fails to make it

    I guess I should go back to playing with rocket cars

    Are you just running at full throttle the whole time? Mainsails explode when they overheat.

    It blows up on the launch pad

    Are you using struts to reinforce everything? Kerbals seem to connect ship components with the same stuff fridge magnets are made of. Throw struts around copiously; they weigh next to nothing and conveniently disappear if they need to, I.e. when staging. Otherwise, you're gonna get the wibblies and the wobblies.

    I only wish there was a mod to build struts in orbit.

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I tried to copy the rocket Machwing built but it keeps blowing up on me
    I tried to make a lander to land on the mun to join my fleet of race cars but it too blows up or fails to make it

    I guess I should go back to playing with rocket cars

    Are you just running at full throttle the whole time? Mainsails explode when they overheat.

    It blows up on the launch pad

    Are you using struts to reinforce everything? Kerbals seem to connect ship components with the same stuff fridge magnets are made of. Throw struts around copiously; they weigh next to nothing and conveniently disappear if they need to, I.e. when staging. Otherwise, you're gonna get the wibblies and the wobblies.

    I only wish there was a mod to build struts in orbit.

    Quantum struts

    Although, and I'm not positive on this, I think you need to place them in the VAB. Then when you dock ships together the struts will connect.

    Which seems like it would be a pain in the ass... but I guess its better than nothing.

    Al_wat on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I tried to copy the rocket Machwing built but it keeps blowing up on me
    I tried to make a lander to land on the mun to join my fleet of race cars but it too blows up or fails to make it

    I guess I should go back to playing with rocket cars

    Are you just running at full throttle the whole time? Mainsails explode when they overheat.

    It blows up on the launch pad

    Are you using struts to reinforce everything? Kerbals seem to connect ship components with the same stuff fridge magnets are made of. Throw struts around copiously; they weigh next to nothing and conveniently disappear if they need to, I.e. when staging. Otherwise, you're gonna get the wibblies and the wobblies.

    I only wish there was a mod to build struts in orbit.

    Quantum struts

    Although, and I'm not positive on this, I think you need to place them in the VAB. Then when you dock ships together the struts will connect.

    Which seems like it would be a pain in the ass... but I guess its better than nothing.

    I'll wait for a mod where you can make a kerbal go outside and fly around and weld a strut on to a thing

    BahamutZERO
  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I wonder how rigid the cables are with KAS?

    If decently so, that would effectively be what you are looking for

  • Thorn413Thorn413 Registered User regular
    Brave Bob Kerman has entered into the history books as the first Kerbin to ever set foot on the Mun.

    Unfortunately the only remaining part of his vessel is an SAS module and a cockpit that has run out of electricity.

    I sure do hope that he brought something to read.

    MetalbourneCaulk Bite 6
  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I tried to copy the rocket Machwing built but it keeps blowing up on me
    I tried to make a lander to land on the mun to join my fleet of race cars but it too blows up or fails to make it

    I guess I should go back to playing with rocket cars

    Are you just running at full throttle the whole time? Mainsails explode when they overheat.

    It blows up on the launch pad

    Are you using struts to reinforce everything? Kerbals seem to connect ship components with the same stuff fridge magnets are made of. Throw struts around copiously; they weigh next to nothing and conveniently disappear if they need to, I.e. when staging. Otherwise, you're gonna get the wibblies and the wobblies.

    I only wish there was a mod to build struts in orbit.

    Quantum struts

    Although, and I'm not positive on this, I think you need to place them in the VAB. Then when you dock ships together the struts will connect.

    Which seems like it would be a pain in the ass... but I guess its better than nothing.

    I'll wait for a mod where you can make a kerbal go outside and fly around and weld a strut on to a thing

    you could use the detachable connector ports from KAS to build deployable quantum struts!

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I tried to copy the rocket Machwing built but it keeps blowing up on me
    I tried to make a lander to land on the mun to join my fleet of race cars but it too blows up or fails to make it

    I guess I should go back to playing with rocket cars

    Are you just running at full throttle the whole time? Mainsails explode when they overheat.

    It blows up on the launch pad

    Are you using struts to reinforce everything? Kerbals seem to connect ship components with the same stuff fridge magnets are made of. Throw struts around copiously; they weigh next to nothing and conveniently disappear if they need to, I.e. when staging. Otherwise, you're gonna get the wibblies and the wobblies.

    I only wish there was a mod to build struts in orbit.

    Quantum struts

    Although, and I'm not positive on this, I think you need to place them in the VAB. Then when you dock ships together the struts will connect.

    Which seems like it would be a pain in the ass... but I guess its better than nothing.

    I'll wait for a mod where you can make a kerbal go outside and fly around and weld a strut on to a thing

    you could use the detachable connector ports from KAS to build deployable quantum struts!

    What's kas

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Kerbal Attachment System

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I know it's a pipe dream, but I should really look into making my own mods for this game.

    Veldrin
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Mun and back in ten minutes:

    http://youtu.be/4WIyTs8WV9k

  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    Thorn413 wrote: »
    Brave Bob Kerman has entered into the history books as the first Kerbin to ever set foot on the Mun.

    Unfortunately the only remaining part of his vessel is an SAS module and a cockpit that has run out of electricity.

    I sure do hope that he brought something to read.

    This is exactly what happened to me. Efforts to rescue Jeb are... ongoing.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    So how many Kerbals have been stranded on the Mun?

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
  • Thorn413Thorn413 Registered User regular
    I don't know about all of them, unless we are counting slamming into the Mun's surface so hard that all crew on board are atomized as 'stranded'.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    it's ok though, they don't mind

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    Skylark
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    So how many Kerbals have been stranded on the Mun?

    I am up to 43 and counting
    I have built a colony of stupid

    SkylarkCaulk Bite 6
  • ManishtushuManishtushu Registered User regular
    Piecing together the two pieces of Kerbin's newest and greatest space station
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    It is exactly as hard as it looks.
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    Success!

    It was then I realised that the Kerbals couldn't EVA from any of the modules I had... so now I have to tear it all down and rebuild.

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    I wanted to try to do an EVA on the way to orbit
    I don't remember why
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    premium on
    Metalbournewebguy20MrMonroeAiserouTankHammerCaulk Bite 6
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    I finally landed a rescue mission on the Mun.

    Now Jeb just has to run the 5.4km to the rocket. I think I'm going to be holding down this W key for about an hour.

  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    FUCK YES

    Jeb is home safe! Good thing you guys brought that quicksave/quickload feature to my attention. Took me 2 attempts to get Jeb into the lander, which didn't have any ladders on it except for the default rungs on the capsule. I knocked over the entire lander on the first attempt as it was precariously balanced on a hill.

    Then it took me a couple more goes of actually trying to reinsert the lander into Kerbin's orbit, and then slow the orbit enough to get caught by the atmosphere.

    Made it home with about 5% left in my last small fuel tank.



    Also if anyone was wondering, Kerbals run at about a metre per second. I fashioned a stand with a book and my folded pocket knife to hold down the W key for an hour and a half to run to the lander.

    Manishtushu
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    So two things:

    I build another wobbly ass outer space rv and sent a load of kerbals to eve. Nobody can get out of the command module cause I forgot to put a ladder there. They can fall out but then they can't get back in.

    I made a space bus and loaded everyone from my new space station up. I de orbited the space station and watched it crash. Then I landed the space bus and when it touched down the crew module exploded, immediately killing almost everyone.

    KilroyCaulk Bite 6
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Kerbal EVA autopilot

    MetalbourneFalxSkylark
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I forgot a ladder on my first successful munar lander. That little guy is heading towards the rescue ship, Orpheus.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I had a question
    If I wanted to recuse the people I have in orbit around the sun how do I do this?
    Just fly up an empty ship and somehow slow down their tomb? have the crew abandon their home for the last few cycles into their new gassed up ride home?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I had a question
    If I wanted to recuse the people I have in orbit around the sun how do I do this?
    Just fly up an empty ship and somehow slow down their tomb? have the crew abandon their home for the last few cycles into their new gassed up ride home?

    Set them as a target and get into an orbit roughly similar to theirs. When you get to the first set of intersect markers burn pro or retrograde to close the distance on the other set as much as possible. If you're within .2 km you're probably good to go, but if not, do the same thing on the second set while watching the ones across from you. Time warp till you're about half a km apart and then point one ship at a heading of 360 and activate the sas. Switch to the other and point at 180. Select the docking node as the target, then maneuver your way in using rcs

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