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The Fantastic Fucking Future

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    I don't need any goddamn nerd glasses to tell me how to play with Lego.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    also how about that graphene


    stuff is supposed to be making insta-charge batteries, super-strong material, superefficient solar panels, sub-atomic blowjobs

    hop to it, science

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    We're stuck on the blowjobs.
    In all honesty we should have done those last

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Rail guns are also neat.

    Make a rail gun that shoots plasma or something

    That'd be cool. Or rather the plasma would be very very hot.

    how about a full auto railgun?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeJsaCiGQ0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KU7cjnrgj0

    the future will contain absolutely horrifying weapons

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    We're stuck on the blowjobs.
    In all honesty we should have done those last

    damnit, those were supposed to be the incentive to get the other stuff done!

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    what's with this tube stuff

    everyone knows the future of transportation is the monorail

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The Internet is a series of tubes.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    what's with this tube stuff

    NO MORE OCEAN DUMPAGE

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    what's with this tube

    I agree. What is with Tube.

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    When are we going to get animated .gif tattoos?

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    :40

    F-Zero is here.

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    hsuhsu Registered User regular
    About the Neverwet coating... it is NOT durable at the moment. Note that simple things like skin contact is abrasive and will wear through the coating. Poor abrasion resistance is what has kept Neverwet from becoming ubiquitous.

    As for less than lethal, ranged weapons (because nothing is non-lethal), I want this Russian made taser.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuXR0F6ZQzc

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I specifically said non-lethal for that very purpose.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    what's with this tube stuff

    everyone knows the future of transportation is the monorail

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Rail guns are also neat.

    Make a rail gun that shoots plasma or something

    That'd be cool. Or rather the plasma would be very very hot.

    how about a full auto railgun?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWeJsaCiGQ0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KU7cjnrgj0

    the future will contain absolutely horrifying weapons

    man our weapons are already horrifying!

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    :whistle: Monorail!! Monorail! Monoraaaaaaaaaail!

    MONORAIL! :whistle:

    mono....... doh

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    sex toys already look plenty futuristic

    there is a direct correlation between how awesome a sex toy is and how far from the future it appears to have originated

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    grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    When will we get photorealistic holograms and forcefields?

    I ask because those are important steps in creating a holodeck.

    let's be real, it's best that holodecks never get invented because you nerds would spend your whole lives in one

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Who says I'm not in a holodeck right now

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    They had a sweet exhibit on future tech at the Museum of Science of Industry the other day.
    http://www.msichicago.org/whats-here/exhibits/fastforward/the-innovators/

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Seriously, this thing is super fun to play with
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-RhyopUmc

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    grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    idk man that seems like the least practical way to make music actually ever

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    grumbles wrote: »
    idk man that seems like the least practical way to make music actually ever

    Said the rock bangers when they saw the first drum.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I haven't yet convinced myself that this stuff is real.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZrjXSsfxMQ

    I did my work apron in it ( don't do full out shirts unless you never want to wear them for more than 15-20 minutes ever again tho, you will coat yourself in sweat)

    It's AMAZING , my co-workers are constantly making messes throwing everything they can at my apron and splat straight to the ground.

    (And it's at Home Depot for 20$ in Canada)

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    grumblesgrumbles Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    man neverwet is some actual hoodoo wizard magic. i've only ever used to to convince students that i'm a real life witch so i can't vouch for how practical it is but still: sorcery

    grumbles on
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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    What are the sex toy applications of Neverwet?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I wouldn't talk about it.

    It's a dry subject.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    that seems like it would be really useful at my work, what with the whole potential of getting wetted by radioactive water in certain tasks

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Where are the sex robots

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Yeah you ideally want your sex toys well lubricated

    The absolute rejection of any and all lubrication definitely seems like a bad idea

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    Where are the sex robots
    not being used

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    sometimes I stay in bed and wirelessly command various movies and tv shows to appear on a screen

    and that's fucking fantastic

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Kwoaru wrote: »

    Evil Science

    Where are the robots come to set the city aflame? Are these "scientists" being placated somehow?


    We have sex robots
    Look at real dolls and witness the horror of one can do with money


    Also a glow in the dark bunny is really one of those things that would not last long in the wild

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????
    I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.

    where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff

    the ladies get all the cool toys.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????
    I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.

    where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff

    the ladies get all the cool toys.

    O joy sex toy says otherwise

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????
    I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.

    where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff

    the ladies get all the cool toys.

    Go look at the Oculus Rift thread in G&T

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