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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Get the scientists working on the tube technology! CHOP CHOP!

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    I thought this was 'The Fantastic Fucking Futore' and that Rolo had some stories for me

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????
    I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.

    where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff

    the ladies get all the cool toys.

    If you're looking for something to make flying solo more fun then as a dude you've got basically just masturbators and p-spot stimulation stuff

    There are tons of different masturbators out there (tenga specifically has lots of unique looking stuff) and even if butt stuff is out for you it might be worth it to try a p-spot toy if you're really looking for something different, they're substantially different from dildos in both design and the feeling they create during use

    Ladies don't really have all the cool toys, there are just a shitload more dildos on the market than any other kind of toy

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????
    I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.

    where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff

    the ladies get all the cool toys.

    Electrostim, if you're brave.

    It's more retrocyberfuturistic than regular futuristic though.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????
    I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.

    where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff

    the ladies get all the cool toys.

    Electrostim, if you're brave.

    It's more retrocyberfuturistic than regular futuristic though.
    I will hook a car battery up to this princes wand

    this will be the stimulation i need

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    That's the funny thing about sex toys. Females enjoy a wide variety of things, it's socially acceptable to the point of having in-home parties featuring the latest stuff, and it's a sign of a healthy libido and being a strong women.

    Guys basically get weird rubber pocket pussies that must be hidden from the world, creepy latex dolls, or butt stuff.

    Although if I was invited to a dude's Fleshlite showing party, I'm not sure if I would want to go for the experience or if I would just punch him and then pretend we never discussed it. That's a catch 22.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    thread title is misleading

    where are the futuristic sex toys???????
    I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.

    where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff

    the ladies get all the cool toys.

    Electrostim, if you're brave.

    It's more retrocyberfuturistic than regular futuristic though.
    I will hook a car battery up to this princes wand

    this will be the stimulation i need

    Car battery is so old-fashioned. You can get them USB rechargable these days.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    It's still pretty big, too large to really be portable if you had to carry it around on land.

    But I don't think it would be possible to make a jetpack small enough (backpack sized) that it would be stable or dissipate heat far enough away from your body to really work, let alone deal with fuel issues.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Kwoaru is a sex toy savant.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Kwoaru is a sex toy savant.

    I am going with this from now on instead of just very lonely man

    Kwoaru on
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Walk into one of the most respected scientific laboratories in the world and there's a lab under high security with a sign that just says

    Butt Stuff

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Walk into one of the most respected scientific laboratories in the world and there's a lab under high security with a sign that just says

    Butt Stuff

    Open up your own contract testing lab named Butt Stuff Laboratories Inc.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Walk into one of the most respected scientific laboratories in the world and there's a lab under high security with a sign that just says

    Butt Stuff

    Open up your own contract testing lab named Butt Stuff Laboratories Inc.

    A Division of Aperture Laboratories.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Sex toys aren't just for butts. :bz

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Sex toys aren't just for butts. :bz

    What if my name is Robert Butt, and I want to open up Butt Stuff Laboratories as a small business?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sex toys aren't just for butts. :bz

    What if my name is Robert Butt, and I want to open up Butt Stuff Laboratories as a small business?

    sorry, that name's already taken

    you have to be Bob's Butt Stuff

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.

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    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    psh, Gabe already invented that

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.

    1_b.jpg

    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4
    I think they had something similar as long ago as back in the Amiga days (except not wireless).

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Eeewww, disgusting! You mean... *fluid transfer*?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Eeewww, disgusting! You mean... *fluid transfer*?
    what is your boggle?

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    perform sex? i don't think i'm up to a performance but i'll rehearse with you if you like

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Dear science, give me bioluminescence. I want my butt to light the darkness

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Optical camouflage please.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    can science make me a friend

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    can science make me a friend

    Science =/= Magic

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.
    1_b.jpg

    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

    for two committed people very far away from each other, or one very kinky person with too much money

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    ImperatorXXVImperatorXXV Registered User regular
    I was looking for somewhere to ask about Desktops and thought this might be a good place to ask because I'm looking for a solid computer, nothing too futuristic but close enough.

    If I'm looking for buy a complete desktop and maaaaaybe install my own graphics card and power supply, would anyone have any recommendations? My price range is roughly somewhere between $1200 and $2000 but I could be flexible given a good deal. I'm not looking for the bleeding edge of tech, but I would like to be able to play Dark Souls 2 when the time comes.

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    $2000 will buy you a fuck-off nice computer, $1200 should do very well also, though I'm not sure how far it goes in the land of pre-builts.

    There's a stickied thread in Moe's Technology Tavern that will be able to dispense good advice. Most of them will tell you to build your own (and so will I) but if you're sure you don't want to, they can also advise what to do.

    captaink on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Computers are so 1980's.

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    ImperatorXXVImperatorXXV Registered User regular
    captaink wrote: »
    $2000 will buy you a fuck-off nice computer, $1200 should do very well also, though I'm not sure how far it goes in the land of pre-builts.

    There's a stickied thread in Moe's Technology Tavern that will be able to dispense good advice. Most of them will tell you to build your own (and so will I) but if you're sure you don't want to, they can also advise what to do.

    Cool I'll check out that thread, thanks.

    I would feel more confident about building my own if I knew even where to begin. I'll ask a friend or two.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    hey you know whats pretty cool?

    Air-Breathing Rocket Engines

    reactionengines.co.uk/sabre_howworks.html

    the gist is that it works like a fairly normal jet engine in the atmosphere (with speeds up to Mach 5) and then can switch to rocket power to travel into space

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UL4rgq6glE

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    It's not as hard as it sounds. If you played with lego as a kid it's pretty similar.

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    It is true, I often built advanced jet engines with legal.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Deadfall wrote: »
    It is true, I often built advanced jet engines with legal.

    ... and then accounting wouldn't let you put them into production?

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Kittens give Morbo gas.

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