I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.
where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff
the ladies get all the cool toys.
If you're looking for something to make flying solo more fun then as a dude you've got basically just masturbators and p-spot stimulation stuff
There are tons of different masturbators out there (tenga specifically has lots of unique looking stuff) and even if butt stuff is out for you it might be worth it to try a p-spot toy if you're really looking for something different, they're substantially different from dildos in both design and the feeling they create during use
Ladies don't really have all the cool toys, there are just a shitload more dildos on the market than any other kind of toy
I'm looking for something other than a fleshlight to stick my dick into.
where are the cool sex toys for dudes that don't involve butt stuff
the ladies get all the cool toys.
Electrostim, if you're brave.
It's more retrocyberfuturistic than regular futuristic though.
I will hook a car battery up to this princes wand
this will be the stimulation i need
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That's the funny thing about sex toys. Females enjoy a wide variety of things, it's socially acceptable to the point of having in-home parties featuring the latest stuff, and it's a sign of a healthy libido and being a strong women.
Guys basically get weird rubber pocket pussies that must be hidden from the world, creepy latex dolls, or butt stuff.
Although if I was invited to a dude's Fleshlite showing party, I'm not sure if I would want to go for the experience or if I would just punch him and then pretend we never discussed it. That's a catch 22.
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It's still pretty big, too large to really be portable if you had to carry it around on land.
But I don't think it would be possible to make a jetpack small enough (backpack sized) that it would be stable or dissipate heat far enough away from your body to really work, let alone deal with fuel issues.
I was looking for somewhere to ask about Desktops and thought this might be a good place to ask because I'm looking for a solid computer, nothing too futuristic but close enough.
If I'm looking for buy a complete desktop and maaaaaybe install my own graphics card and power supply, would anyone have any recommendations? My price range is roughly somewhere between $1200 and $2000 but I could be flexible given a good deal. I'm not looking for the bleeding edge of tech, but I would like to be able to play Dark Souls 2 when the time comes.
$2000 will buy you a fuck-off nice computer, $1200 should do very well also, though I'm not sure how far it goes in the land of pre-builts.
There's a stickied thread in Moe's Technology Tavern that will be able to dispense good advice. Most of them will tell you to build your own (and so will I) but if you're sure you don't want to, they can also advise what to do.
$2000 will buy you a fuck-off nice computer, $1200 should do very well also, though I'm not sure how far it goes in the land of pre-builts.
There's a stickied thread in Moe's Technology Tavern that will be able to dispense good advice. Most of them will tell you to build your own (and so will I) but if you're sure you don't want to, they can also advise what to do.
Cool I'll check out that thread, thanks.
I would feel more confident about building my own if I knew even where to begin. I'll ask a friend or two.
the gist is that it works like a fairly normal jet engine in the atmosphere (with speeds up to Mach 5) and then can switch to rocket power to travel into space
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If you're looking for something to make flying solo more fun then as a dude you've got basically just masturbators and p-spot stimulation stuff
There are tons of different masturbators out there (tenga specifically has lots of unique looking stuff) and even if butt stuff is out for you it might be worth it to try a p-spot toy if you're really looking for something different, they're substantially different from dildos in both design and the feeling they create during use
Ladies don't really have all the cool toys, there are just a shitload more dildos on the market than any other kind of toy
Electrostim, if you're brave.
It's more retrocyberfuturistic than regular futuristic though.
this will be the stimulation i need
Guys basically get weird rubber pocket pussies that must be hidden from the world, creepy latex dolls, or butt stuff.
Although if I was invited to a dude's Fleshlite showing party, I'm not sure if I would want to go for the experience or if I would just punch him and then pretend we never discussed it. That's a catch 22.
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Car battery is so old-fashioned. You can get them USB rechargable these days.
http://www.engadget.com/2013/08/14/jetpack-caa-approval-test/
Timely!
But I don't think it would be possible to make a jetpack small enough (backpack sized) that it would be stable or dissipate heat far enough away from your body to really work, let alone deal with fuel issues.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
I am going with this from now on instead of just very lonely man
Butt Stuff
Open up your own contract testing lab named Butt Stuff Laboratories Inc.
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A Division of Aperture Laboratories.
What if my name is Robert Butt, and I want to open up Butt Stuff Laboratories as a small business?
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sorry, that name's already taken
you have to be Bob's Butt Stuff
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Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.
Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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for two committed people very far away from each other, or one very kinky person with too much money
If I'm looking for buy a complete desktop and maaaaaybe install my own graphics card and power supply, would anyone have any recommendations? My price range is roughly somewhere between $1200 and $2000 but I could be flexible given a good deal. I'm not looking for the bleeding edge of tech, but I would like to be able to play Dark Souls 2 when the time comes.
There's a stickied thread in Moe's Technology Tavern that will be able to dispense good advice. Most of them will tell you to build your own (and so will I) but if you're sure you don't want to, they can also advise what to do.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
Cool I'll check out that thread, thanks.
I would feel more confident about building my own if I knew even where to begin. I'll ask a friend or two.
Air-Breathing Rocket Engines
reactionengines.co.uk/sabre_howworks.html
the gist is that it works like a fairly normal jet engine in the atmosphere (with speeds up to Mach 5) and then can switch to rocket power to travel into space
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... and then accounting wouldn't let you put them into production?