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The Fantastic Fucking Future

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    but can you fuck while inside the hyper loop

    or even fuck the loop itself???

    important issues that must be addressed.

    Gimme a sec, and I'll draft up some schematics for a dragon fucking the hyper loop while getting an Elvis haircut.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    can science make me a friend

    Science =/= Magic

    sigh

    it would be so magical

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Is the loop done yet? It's been a goddamned day, what's taking so long?

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Is the loop done yet? It's been a goddamned day, what's taking so long?

    sounds like you've been out of the loop

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    personally I'm pretty sure the future arrived when flying robots started bombing Pakistan

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    There's a lot of goalpost-moving RE: when we can say we live in the sci-fi future

    but most experts agree its somewhere between "robots that can deliver pizza" and "downloadable pizzas"

    Fugitive on
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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Ambient Backscatter sounds like a good band name. Maybe something electronic?

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    so downloadable pizza delivery robots?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Fugitive wrote: »
    There's a lot of goalpost-moving RE: when we can say we live in the sci-fi future

    but most experts agree its somewhere between "robots that can deliver pizza" and "downloadable pizzas"

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    pizza is only one delicious part of the equation!

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    Kindle refuses to acknowledge Lego is a word. In the trash you go!

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    steam - WeAreAllGeth
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    I thought, "that's pretty cool, passive energy generation" and then I realized it's basically just building a security flaw into your car keys and your wallet.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Nerds.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    I was looking for somewhere to ask about Desktops and thought this might be a good place to ask because I'm looking for a solid computer, nothing too futuristic but close enough.

    If I'm looking for buy a complete desktop and maaaaaybe install my own graphics card and power supply, would anyone have any recommendations? My price range is roughly somewhere between $1200 and $2000 but I could be flexible given a good deal. I'm not looking for the bleeding edge of tech, but I would like to be able to play Dark Souls 2 when the time comes.

    For 1500 you can build a nearly top of the line computer. Buying a pre-built just adds cost. I guess you could look into ibuypower or something similar though for decent pre built pcs on a budget.

    The biggest performance jump for your buck beyond a good video card (get a 760 or 770 or something for a good balance of power vs cost) would be a solid state hard drive. Ram is cheap. Buy your processor/motherboard at microcenter in store if you can...they've got some sort of deal with the devil where all their processors are 100 dollars cheaper than everywhere else, and they also bundle motherboards at a discount.

    Edit: I just built one for the first time with the help of a friend. It only took a couple hours and was pretty painless. The toughest part is getting your CPU cooling on the processor. Everything else is so modular now.

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    ImperatorXXVImperatorXXV Registered User regular
    Hey man thanks for the advice, I think I'll man up and go with building my own but I'll check out some ibuypower reviews while I'm at it.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Buy your processor/motherboard at microcenter in store if you can...

    That store is so dangerous for my wallet.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.
    1_b.jpg

    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

    for two committed people very far away from each other, or one very kinky person with too much money

    Well now how about that, I didn't even think about one person using both pieces.

    $380 for someone with a wang to be able to fuck themselves in the arse?

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    grumbles wrote: »
    idk man that seems like the least practical way to make music actually ever

    Two pages late, but as someone who toys around with synths a lot, that interface actually makes a lot of sense!

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.
    1_b.jpg

    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

    for two committed people very far away from each other, or one very kinky person with too much money

    Well now how about that, I didn't even think about one person using both pieces.

    $380 for someone with a wang to be able to fuck themselves in the arse?

    yeah 400 bucks is a whole lot of money for being able to giggle every time somebody tells you to go fuck yourself

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    better value than the xbox one

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    better value than the xbox one

    oh snap

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Fugitive wrote: »
    There's a lot of goalpost-moving RE: when we can say we live in the sci-fi future

    but most experts agree its somewhere between "robots that can deliver pizza" and "downloadable pizzas"

    You wouldn't download a pizza

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Xbox one is Microsoft fucking you

    boom pow bazinga

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    There's a lot of goalpost-moving RE: when we can say we live in the sci-fi future

    but most experts agree its somewhere between "robots that can deliver pizza" and "downloadable pizzas"

    You wouldn't download a pizza

    i would man

    I totally would

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Fugitive wrote: »
    There's a lot of goalpost-moving RE: when we can say we live in the sci-fi future

    but most experts agree its somewhere between "robots that can deliver pizza" and "downloadable pizzas"

    You wouldn't download a pizza

    i would man

    I totally would

    I would download the shit out of a pizza.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    There's a restaurant out in Chicago called Moto that does high tech food. I've heard of it before and it was part of that exhibit at the museum. They have a printer thing that prints food onto little pieces of edible paper.
    So downloading a pizza isn't too far from that. Hell just get a 3d printer, fill it with ingredients, build an oven into it, and bam, computer pizza

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    3D food printing is a thing eventually Dominos or Papa Johns will offer pizza downloads and refill carts

    King Riptor on
    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    DimosarDimosar I am the Brain Genius Registered User regular
    "they have a vodka here that's served as a flash of light!"

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Dimosar wrote: »
    "they have a vodka here that's served as a flash of light!"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RxewiM2Ep4

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Dimosar wrote: »
    "they have a vodka here that's served as a flash of light!"

    That's what I need is intoxication beamed into my brain with a laser

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Dimosar wrote: »
    "they have a vodka here that's served as a flash of light!"

    That's what I need is intoxication beamed into my brain with a laser

    Which, you know, makes standing down the street from a DUI checkpoint with a laser pointer fucking hilarious.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.
    1_b.jpg

    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

    for two committed people very far away from each other, or one very kinky person with too much money

    Well now how about that, I didn't even think about one person using both pieces.

    $380 for someone with a wang to be able to fuck themselves in the arse?

    yeah 400 bucks is a whole lot of money for being able to giggle every time somebody tells you to go fuck yourself

    Of it weren't so much money I'd take myself for a spin. Could be a neat experience!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.
    1_b.jpg

    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

    for two committed people very far away from each other, or one very kinky person with too much money

    Well now how about that, I didn't even think about one person using both pieces.

    $380 for someone with a wang to be able to fuck themselves in the arse?

    yeah 400 bucks is a whole lot of money for being able to giggle every time somebody tells you to go fuck yourself

    Of it weren't so much money I'd take myself for a spin. Could be a neat experience!

    Pretty much. For half the price I'd probably give it a try, see if I liked it.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Is it $400 for one or both because I don't need a PS4 the second it comes out...

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.
    1_b.jpg

    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

    for two committed people very far away from each other, or one very kinky person with too much money

    Well now how about that, I didn't even think about one person using both pieces.

    $380 for someone with a wang to be able to fuck themselves in the arse?

    yeah 400 bucks is a whole lot of money for being able to giggle every time somebody tells you to go fuck yourself

    Of it weren't so much money I'd take myself for a spin. Could be a neat experience!

    "Oh god I'm actually terrible at sex!"

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Is it $400 for one or both because I don't need a PS4 the second it comes out...
    189 each

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Is it $400 for one or both because I don't need a PS4 the second it comes out...
    189 each

    Worth every cent in my opinion

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    $6119

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    Hey man thanks for the advice, I think I'll man up and go with building my own but I'll check out some ibuypower reviews while I'm at it.
    Even if you don't want to build it yourself, places like NCIX (at least in Canada) will take the parts you pick and choose and build (and much more importantly, test every component of) your rig for like an extra 50 bucks or so. If your budget is 2k, you should be able to get a seriously beastly rig, given that even 1k-ish will get you a machine that can handle any game on the market on above average graphics settings. Prebuilt boxes like Alienware are overpriced garbage.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Were people talking about futuristic sex toys in here?

    https://www.lovepalz.com/

    Here is a pair of web enabled fuck toys, one for ladies, one for dudes.
    1_b.jpg

    Pair them over an internet connection anywhere in the world, and each device controls the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voSewFD3pL4

    for two committed people very far away from each other, or one very kinky person with too much money

    Well now how about that, I didn't even think about one person using both pieces.

    $380 for someone with a wang to be able to fuck themselves in the arse?

    yeah 400 bucks is a whole lot of money for being able to giggle every time somebody tells you to go fuck yourself

    Of it weren't so much money I'd take myself for a spin. Could be a neat experience!

    "Oh god I'm actually terrible at sex!"

    N9tS8bk.png

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