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The Fantastic Fucking Future

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Can we legally kill skinjobs yet or not? That's what I want to know about this "awesome" future you're all talking about.

    The trouble with killing skinheads is that they tend to have a bunch of guns lying around.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Ankylosaurus is objectively the best dinosaur.

    Parasaurolophus

    predict Donatello is your favorite turtle

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Can we legally kill skinjobs yet or not? That's what I want to know about this "awesome" future you're all talking about.

    Why would you want to? They're more human than we are

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    You may be tempted to try a DIY skinjob solution, but this is one of those situations where it should really be left to the professionals. If you find yourself with a skinjob infestation, call in your local blade runner immediately.

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    FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    You may be tempted to try a DIY skinjob solution, but this is one of those situations where it should really be left to the professionals. If you find yourself with a skinjob infestation, call in your local blade runner immediately.

    He say you Blade Runner.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Can we legally kill skinjobs yet or not? That's what I want to know about this "awesome" future you're all talking about.

    Why would you want to? They're more human than we are
    Exactly. Have you met people? They're awful.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    blood not oil

    blood not oil

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Can we legally kill skinjobs yet or not? That's what I want to know about this "awesome" future you're all talking about.

    Why would you want to? They're more human than we are
    Exactly. Have you met people? They're awful.

    It's a pity they won't live. Then again, who does?

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Ankylosaurus is objectively the best dinosaur.

    Parasaurolophus

    predict Donatello is your favorite turtle

    In the new show, yes!

    But they've all been my favorite at different points in my life

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Wait why

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Can we legally kill skinjobs yet or not? That's what I want to know about this "awesome" future you're all talking about.

    Why would you want to? They're more human than we are
    Exactly. Have you met people? They're awful.

    It's a pity they won't live. Then again, who does?
    You've done a man's job, sir.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Man. So tomorrow there's this thing called Hempfest here in Seattle. It used to be this big marijuana/hemp legalization rally/protestival, as it's called.

    Only they legalized weed. So. Now it's gonna be a big street festival centered around smoking the fuck down and partying and the cops are gonna be handing out Doritos. Literally.

    God bless this time we are living in.

    last year's hempfest was a real shitshow

    all the medical marijuana dispensaries were spreading malinformation about the legalization initiative because it might well cut into their profits

    so all these idiot stoners were screeching about how a post-legalization world would look like cops arresting everyone with weed (this is literally what a lot of people were saying)

    meanwhile this year the cops are gonna be there handing out motherfucking doritos

    this year the hysteria should have died down somewhat, should be a good time

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Fuckin' stoners

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    guys the future is amazing

    a pug can become a doctor

    https://twitter.com/DoctorPug

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    I'm pro-legalization, but not where most of my family can hear; mostly, I just want it to be legal so I can go hog-wild on really healthy foods that are great for me but taste kinda meh.

    Like kale and wheatgrass.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I'm pro-legalization, but not where most of my family can hear; mostly, I just want it to be legal so I can go hog-wild on really healthy foods that are great for me but taste kinda meh.

    Like kale and wheatgrass.

    my solution is to force them into a smoothie

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    Like kale and wheatgrass.

    Gah, you would have to be stoned to eat that stuff. My vegan friend keeps trying to get me onto the stuff she eats but jesus it's like eating dirt.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    my solution is to force them into a smoothie

    I really should use that blender more anyway.
    Krieghund wrote: »
    Gah, you would have to be stoned to eat that stuff. My vegan friend keeps trying to get me onto the stuff she eats but jesus it's like eating dirt.

    After Pickel Meadows, you'd think I could eat anything, but eleven years of civilian life kind of takes the edge off wanting to prove my iron stomach all the time. Also, not being in the company of other jarheads can have that effect.

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    She tried to get me to eat this baked seaweed stuff we sell at work, and seriously, it tasted exactly like what fish food smells like. *shudder*

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Green smoothies make me fucking gag

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Babies. Kale is delicious.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Green smoothies make me fucking gag

    frozen banana, frozen strawberries, and orange juice conceal a lot of gross flavors.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    My life is not so busy.

    I'd prefer a nice salad and then a fruit smoothie.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    Can I take a bong load of this here quinoa? Is this bong load gluten free? Inquiring minds need to know.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Can I take a bong load of this here quinoa? Is this bong load gluten free? Inquiring minds need to know.

    I only smoke fair-trade-gluten-free-hypoallergenic-vegan-soy-based-sans-Jenny-McCarthy marijuana.

    So ... like ... none, I guess.

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
    Krieghund wrote: »
    She tried to get me to eat this baked seaweed stuff we sell at work, and seriously, it tasted exactly like what fish food smells like. *shudder*
    Kelp and seaweed can be delicious if prepared properly (honey fired bull kelp is my favourite), but a lot of the nori-snack-type things out there are heavily processed and probably not any better for you than a bag of chips or something.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I like nori as a component of sushi but that's pretty much it

    all that nori-based snack food tastes like what I imagine cheap fishfood tastes like

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Saw a pair of gay dudes at hempfest who were like the most ethereally attractive people I've ever seen. Like I felt weird even lookin at them like I'd broken an unspoken law and sullied them with my unworthy gaze. The amount of attractive people out and about today was staggering, but like one of them was so amazing looking that he made my stomach all fluttery like I had stage fright.

    Also hempfest was cool hopefully the future is cool with drugs.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Never trust your senses at hempfest.

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    IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    You can get used to nori pretty quickly. I hated the stuff the first time I ever had it. Now, I'll just snack on it, though I eat the Korean style nori because it's seasoned and has more flavor.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Never trust your senses at hempfest.

    That would explain why the hippie jam band I saw sounded so awesome...

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Jam bands are universally terrible unless you're high as a motherfucker.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I guess they weren't a jam band in the traditional sense in that the songs ended and had structure but it was basically raege with like crazy psychadelic rock shredding guitar solos.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Ugh, I hate guitar solos. They all sound stupid and cheesy and just stop jacking off on your guitar you wanker, it sounds like shit

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I think if I ever get a goodlg sum of money I'm gonna invest in a company that produces graphene. Biggest thing since plastic.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    captain cthulhu's band played hempfest

    they are about as far from a jam band as it is possible to be

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    captain cthulhu's band played hempfest

    they are about as far from a jam band as it is possible to be

    Rad! What are they called? Was it this year?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Ugh, I hate guitar solos. They all sound stupid and cheesy and just stop jacking off on your guitar you wanker, it sounds like shit

    Like anything there are good guitar solos and bad ones

    Good ones are not too long and are a fun way for the guitarist to improvise on the structure of the song

    Bad ones, well, it's way easier to do a bad one than a good one

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The one exception is Free Bird because the entire second half is a triple lead solo and it's awesome

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    the guitar solo in Separate Ways is pretty good

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