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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    And the bird-fucking is a symptom.

    Jordyn on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I miss talon

    tsplitter on
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  • edited March 2007
    well considering the fact that I'm ramming a human size phallus into a bird size butthole, I'm pretty sure that yeah they were dying jordyn duh

    your phallus is the size of a human? :O

    bongi on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    well considering the fact that I'm ramming a human size phallus into a bird size butthole, I'm pretty sure that yeah they were dying jordyn duh

    your phallus is the size of a human? :O

    mine is

    Rankenphile on
  • edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    well considering the fact that I'm ramming a human size phallus into a bird size butthole, I'm pretty sure that yeah they were dying jordyn duh

    your phallus is the size of a human? :O

    mine is

    blimey!



    impressive!

    bongi on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    also you have a lupus.

    Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus'.

    Hunter on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I had a nasty flu about 2 month ago.

    Knocked me flat on my ass for about a week, where all I did was sleep. Then I got stuff that happened because of the cold, like a sinus infection and a nasty cough that ripped up my throat.

    Not the funnest of times. But I'm better now. Woo!

    Sleep a LOT and drink fluids.

    misbehavin on
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Hi bongi
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    Get better

    Redeemer on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    The flu is a lie created by the liberal jew media.

    The Geek on
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    also you have a lupus.

    Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus'.

    LOL, oh Mitch...

    If only you weren't so full of Heroin you might still be making me laugh today.

    misbehavin on
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mitch Hedburg was in Home Movies

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    I had the flu when I was in disney world

    i've never been to disney world

    Drano on
  • edited March 2007
    redeemer wins

    bongi on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    you pussy

    my sister in law has fucking crazy mono and has since january

    blisters in her throat the size of peanuts

    pull the tampon out of your ass and stop crying

    MAYBE YOUR SISTER SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THEN



    FATTY

    I'm going to give you the same advice my father gave to me, and his father before him, and so on back into the ages.



    "Quit crying and walk it off, faggot."

    well my dad always told me to make sure the camera was rolling BEFORE i blew up the blender full of lighter fluid

    tugga on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    okay yeah that's a pretty good burn

    Rankenphile on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you need some neosprin for that one

    tugga on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Bongi

    Jake just wants you to love him

    And he wants you to know

    This is NSFWish
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    Redeemer on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    you pussy

    my sister in law has fucking crazy mono and has since january

    blisters in her throat the size of peanuts

    pull the tampon out of your ass and stop crying

    MAYBE YOUR SISTER SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THEN



    FATTY

    I'm going to give you the same advice my father gave to me, and his father before him, and so on back into the ages.



    "Quit crying and walk it off, faggot."

    well my dad always told me to make sure the camera was rolling BEFORE i blew up the blender full of lighter fluid


    sounds a lot like my father.

    all yelling at me in the ICU to suck it up and take it like a man.

    screaming at me because I had the gall to ask a nurse to bring me water instead of getting it myself.


    good times

    Stale on
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Thanks for the sig quote Jordyn.

    rockmonkey on
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  • edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Bongi

    Jake just wants you to love him

    And he wants you to know

    This is NSFWish
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    :3

    bongi on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How much shit do you think you could eat before it made you sick

    I mean if you based your whole diet off just eating shit.

    how much shit could you eat before health problems arose

    Bergy on
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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    better question: How many calories are in a turd?

    tugga on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    How much shit do you think you could eat before it made you sick

    I mean if you based your whole diet off just eating shit.

    how much shit could you eat before health problems arose


    human or animal?

    animal.... probably quie a bit, however human shit is chock full of moe impurities and toxins.


    I'm betting well under a pound of human.

    Stale on
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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    would you just add whatever you ate together for the calories

    or would there be a shit calorie system

    Bergy on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    less if you're aspirating any. as that kind of bacteria in your lungs will seriously fuck you up with the quickness.

    Stale on
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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so you're saying i couldn't survive just eating my own shit

    kind of like we couldn't live off our own piss

    man

    what a downer

    Bergy on
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Okay what

    Appearantly Redeemer really burned somebody with those pictures but I don't get it.

    ThatDudeOverThere on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    so you're saying i couldn't survive just eating my own shit

    kind of like we couldn't live off our own piss

    man

    what a downer

    you shit it out for a reason, a healthy chunk is still digestible, but the majority is toxic and useless to your digestion.

    You'd basiclly be eating toxic air for all your body would use it for.

    Stale on
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  • edited March 2007
    Okay what

    Appearantly Redeemer really burned somebody with those pictures but I don't get it.

    burned my penis into a boner?

    bongi on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so they've been right all along

    eat shit, and die.

    Bergy on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    don't die bongi
    you've still got so much britishing left to do

    BahamutZERO on
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    rockmonkey wrote: »
    Thanks for the sig quote Jordyn.

    sometimes when people have me sigged, I will be all scrolling down a page and I'll see "Jordyn wrote:" and then I'll be like "wait what? I haven't even posted in this thread."

    And it's weird.

    Jordyn on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Do they have NyQuil in your fun and crazy land of driving on the wrong side of the road bongi me boy?

    Edit for grammar.

    Meiz on
  • edited March 2007
    no i don't think but there are various different cold/flu symptom relief medicines

    bongi on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I had the flu when I was in disney world

    i've never been to disney world


    You should go, but only if you can make it for like 4-5 days at least and also staying at one of their resorts.


    for an even better time get one of their meal plans.

    Will be the best time of your life if you go with a fun female.

    rockmonkey on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Okay what

    Appearantly Redeemer really burned somebody with those pictures but I don't get it.

    Rank was referring to a burn against himself.

    Druhim on
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fuck Disneyland/world.

    Jordyn on
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Fuck Disneyland/world.

    why Jordyn, why? It's the happiest place on Earth.

    rockmonkey on
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    We had to go to Disneyland for that band trip sophomore year of college.

    9 fucking hours of pure shit.

    I've had more fun during a seizure.

    At least when I have a seizure, I black out.

    Jordyn on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Epcock

    Meiz on
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