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Dealing With Terrorist States (Iran Hostage Thread)

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I totally just rembered that we arrested some of their pseudo-diplomats. We gave 'em back right?

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    I totally just rembered that we arrested some of their pseudo-diplomats. We gave 'em back right?

    It was about time they ignored the Joker's diplomatic immunity.

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  • SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    I totally just rembered that we arrested some of their pseudo-diplomats. We gave 'em back right?

    I don't think so, at least not all of them. That's probably why we are in the situation we are in currently, because a bit back there was word brewing from inside Iran that they were miffed that they had lost some of their guys and were considering evening the hostage score.

    Those captures are the only things that prevents me from thinking they are totally nuts/hostile.

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  • GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    They chose.... poorly

    I don't know if this has gotten out there yet.. reading whole threads in D&D usually causes suborbital bleeds.

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    GOJIRA! wrote: »
    They chose.... poorly

    I don't know if this has gotten out there yet.. reading whole threads in D&D usually causes suborbital bleeds.

    I'm sure its been mentioned.

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  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    The important thing is getting to the table. If Britain and Iran start serious talks then hopefully that can pave the way to gradually transitioning into what's realy at the heart of our problems.

    Best possible result, right there.

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    This whole thing has the making of a 1980s military themed film. Only thing missing is James Bond or Rambo rescuing these guys.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This whole thing has the making of a 1980s military themed film. Only thing missing is James Bond or Rambo rescuing these guys.

    Yes, and then we get that mushroom cloud from when you lease a mission as the allies in Red Alert. But who gives a fuck about the allies, because the Soviets were so much better.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Iran talks critical, says Blair
    The next two days will be a "fairly critical" phase in the talks to free the 15 Royal Navy personnel captured by Iran, Tony Blair has said.

    The prime minister said he was "not looking for confrontation" and "the most important thing is to get the people back safe and sound".

    Earlier, a Tehran official said the issue could be resolved by negotiation.

    Iran accuses the crew of straying into its waters on 23 March. The British insist they were in Iraqi territory.

    Sounds kinda ominous really, or it could just be more political rhetoric.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Americans go here! Foreigners not allowed.

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  • SargeSmashSargeSmash Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sorry 'bout that, folks. Not my intention to get that rolling. Not the right place, to be certain.

    Sarge out.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hostages to be freed!
    Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says 15 British naval personnel captured in the Gulf will be freed.

    He repeated allegations that the British sailors and marines "invaded" Iranian waters, but said they would be freed as a "gift" to Britain.

    He made the announcement at a news conference, in which he also awarded medals to the commanders who captured the British personnel in the Gulf.

    He said the Britons would be released immediately and taken to an airport.

    Britain says the 15 were in Iraqi waters under a UN mandate when they were captured nearly two weeks ago.

    "Unfortunately the British government was not even brave enough to tell their people the truth, that it made a mistake," Mr Ahmadinejad said.

    Mr Ahmadinejad also criticised the US-led invasion of Iraq and Israel's war in Lebanon.

    He used a news conference marking the Persian New Year to condemn the countries he said were behind "misery" and "destruction" in the world.

    He said there did not appear to be anyone "to stand up and defend the rights of those oppressed".

    He opened the news conference with references to the Islamic holy book, the Koran, then made a wide-ranging speech about the modern history of the Middle East, while attacking the West.

    The invasion of Iraq was based on the false premise that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, he said, but even now "the occupation forces continue to stay there and people are still being killed".

    He gets to show everyone how compassionate and forgiving he is!

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Janson wrote: »

    He gets to show everyone how compassionate and forgiving he is!

    What an asshole. I'm sure Gorak will be happy to know that Iran are such good guys...

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    He gets to show everyone how compassionate and forgiving he is!
    What an asshole. I'm sure Gorak will be happy to know that Iran are such good guys...
    I think Iran just wants the hostages out of the news, so that more attention will be paid to the fact that the U.S. is backing terrorists in Iran.

    Apparently, the U.S. is an Islamic nation, too, based on our deceitful foreign policy.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Where is my WWIII?

    :(

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  • KauserKauser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Apparently, the U.S. is an Islamic nation, too, based on our deceitful foreign policy.


    I think we do it better than they do, we've gotten a bit of practice.

    Iran/Contra
    Panama
    Afganistan
    Columbia

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mistakes were made...

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  • GorakGorak Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Janson wrote: »

    He gets to show everyone how compassionate and forgiving he is!

    What an asshole. I'm sure Gorak will be happy to know that Iran are such good guys...

    Just happy to know they're coming home.

    I never said that Iran were "good guys", just that they've not done any worse than us. Last thing I heard, we're still holding their diplomats.

    Morally, Iran just handed us our ass on a platter.

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  • 3lwap03lwap0 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Where is my WWIII?

    :(

    It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    US is said to advise militants on raids in Iran
    By Reuters | April 4, 2007

    WASHINGTON -- The United States has been secretly advising and encouraging a Pakistani militant group that has carried out a series of deadly guerrilla raids inside Iran, ABC News reported yesterday, citing US and Pakistani intelligence sources.

    The raids have resulted in the deaths or capture of Iranian soldiers and officials, ABC reported.

    The group, members of the Baluchi tribe, operates from Pakistan's gas-rich province of Baluchistan, just across the border from Iran, the report said.

    The only relationship with the group that US intelligence acknowledges is cooperation in tracking Al Qaeda figures in that part of Pakistan, ABC reported.

    The group, called Jundullah, has produced videos showing Iranian soldiers and border guards it says it has captured, ABC said.

    ABC cited US government sources it did not identify as saying the United States does not provide direct funding for the group but has maintained close ties to its leader, Abd el Malik Regi, since 2005.

    A CIA official said the account was not accurate.

    Regi claims to have personally executed some of the Iranian captives, the ABC News report said.

    "He is essentially commanding a force of several hundred guerrilla fighters that stage attacks across the border into Iran on Iranian military officers, Iranian intelligence officers, kidnapping them, executing them on camera," said Alexis Debat, a senior fellow on counterterrorism at the Nixon Center and an ABC News consultant.

    The group took credit for an attack in February that killed at least 11 members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard on a bus in the Iranian city of Zehedan, ABC said.

    According to the report, Iranian state television last month broadcast what it said were confessions by those responsible for the bus attack. They reportedly admitted to being members of Jundullah and said they had been trained for the mission at a secret location in Pakistan, ABC said.

    ABC cited Pakistani government sources as saying the secret campaign against Iran was on the agenda when Vice President Dick Cheney met with Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf in February.

    Cheney spokeswoman Megan McGinn said, "We don't discuss conversations between the vice president and foreign leaders."
    So, wasn't the administration making a fucking huge deal not too long ago about Iran supporting terrorist groups within Iraq, and, as it turns out, we've been doing the same thing inside Iran. But I guess that's okay, because even though the group apparently has ties to Al Qaeda, our interests align temporarily. And when has using that as a basis for supporting someone ever backfired against us?

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  • 3lwap03lwap0 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    So, wasn't the administration making a fucking huge deal not too long ago about Iran supporting terrorist groups within Iraq, and, as it turns out, we've been doing the same thing inside Iran. But I guess that's okay, because even though the group apparently has ties to Al Qaeda, our interests align temporarily. And when has using that as a basis for supporting someone ever backfired against us?

    Not that I wanna rush to defend Cheney, or his douchebaggery, but is there anything other than a namless Pakistani official saying "Yeah, Dick wants to fund those terrorists guys to fuck with Iran." Ya know, in Iran Contra we had that airlift shot down exposing the whole thing. Here we've got just the press.

    I ain't putting it past'em to pull some kind of shit like this, but i'd like something more conclusive s'all i'm sayin'.

    Fake Edit: If it's true, i'm not thrilled, but I can't pity Iran. I know exactly what those fuckers are doing in Iraq, and I hope they eat it big.

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  • SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Now I just don't get it. Was a deal made? Did Iran just decide to give up? What happened that motivated them to just end it?

    It may be some time until we hear the details of what happened, but until then I can't make too much sense of this.

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  • GorakGorak Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    3lwap0 wrote: »
    Not that I wanna rush to defend Cheney, or his douchebaggery, but is there anything other than a namless Pakistani official saying "Yeah, Dick wants to fund those terrorists guys to fuck with Iran."

    Well, there's the entire history of US foreign policy towards Latin America (and others) that shows that this is a standard tactic.
    Fake Edit: If it's true, i'm not thrilled, but I can't pity Iran. I know exactly what those fuckers are doing in Iraq, and I hope they eat it big.

    They are doing exactly what the US and the UK have done in other countries. If Iran knows anything about overthrowing/usurping a government, they learnt it from us in 1953.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Savant wrote: »
    Now I just don't get it. Was a deal made? Did Iran just decide to give up? What happened that motivated them to just end it?

    It may be some time until we hear the details of what happened, but until then I can't make too much sense of this.

    My reckoning is that Iran didn't have a leg to stand on "legally" (or whatever passes for that in international politics) and as Gorak (sort of) pointed out, wanted to get in a quick "moral" victory rather than an embarrasing loss. I guess there was some background manouveuring too probably.

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  • 3lwap03lwap0 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorak wrote: »
    Well, there's the entire history of US foreign policy towards Latin America (and others) that shows that this is a standard tactic.

    You've got a point, but I was refering to more of a smoking gun really.

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Savant wrote: »
    Now I just don't get it. Was a deal made? Did Iran just decide to give up? What happened that motivated them to just end it?

    It may be some time until we hear the details of what happened, but until then I can't make too much sense of this.

    It was a game for Iran. They paraded the hostages till Britain's patience started to wear thin. Iran had their fun and Britain showed good restraint.

    However... This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is. Does anybody have high hopes that war with Iran is not in the future?

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  • siliconenhancedsiliconenhanced __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Savant wrote: »
    Now I just don't get it. Was a deal made? Did Iran just decide to give up? What happened that motivated them to just end it?

    It may be some time until we hear the details of what happened, but until then I can't make too much sense of this.

    It was a game for Iran. They paraded the hostages till Britain's patience started to wear thin. Iran had their fun and Britain showed good restraint.

    However... This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is. Does anybody have high hopes that war with Iran is not in the future?

    I do, for the simple sake I think there are people in the Pentagon who are plotting against war with Iran with their every breath.

    Or at least I hope to God there's someone up there who has an ounce of common sense and monkeywrenching the warmongers.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Savant wrote: »
    Now I just don't get it. Was a deal made? Did Iran just decide to give up? What happened that motivated them to just end it?

    It may be some time until we hear the details of what happened, but until then I can't make too much sense of this.

    It was a game for Iran. They paraded the hostages till Britain's patience started to wear thin. Iran had their fun and Britain showed good restraint.

    However... This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is. Does anybody have high hopes that war with Iran is not in the future?

    I do, for the simple sake I think there are people in the Pentagon who are plotting against war with Iran with their every breath.

    Or at least I hope to God there's someone up there who has an ounce of common sense and monkeywrenching the warmongers.

    They're saving the Iran war until election year.

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  • dojangodojango Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well, Seymour Hersch has written about the Pentagon's war plans vis a vis Iran. And it's not necessarily a bad thing for them to do so, it's their job.
    The question is, a) is our civilian leadership reckless enough to do it, and b) is our civilian leadership going to listen to the military's advice, or our they going to gin up their own wacky plans? If the military concludes (as is likely the case) that a war with Iran would be a "bad idea", militarily speaking, will our government listen?

    As for Iran, this was just showboating, as it were. Like the games China played with our "surveillance" planes. Ahmadinejad may be unpredictable at times, but he does appear to be restrained by other players within Iran. So as long as the various parties don't do anything overly reckless, war is certainly not "inevitable".

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  • GorakGorak Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is.

    As cruel and false as any western government. Seriously, dude, read a fucking book.

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorak wrote: »
    This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is.

    As cruel and false as any western government. Seriously, dude, read a fucking book.

    Like Noam Chomsky??? You fucking moron, move outside that closed world of yours. The West has its minuses but if you think countries like Iran are at the same level then you should be in a kennel before you pee on the floor. Your country killed many of my ancestors but guess what? We moved on, you should too.

    Did you know you can be hanged for homosexuality in Iran? How about imprisoned for playing Western music?

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  • GorakGorak Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You fucking moron, move outside that closed world of yours. The West has its minuses but if you think countries like Iran are at the same level then you should be in a kennel before you pee on the floor.

    So my world is closed, but you are open to new ideas?
    Your country killed many of my ancestors but guess what? We moved on, you should too.

    So what is the time limit before we "move on"? How many years need to pass before you forget that Iranians killed Americans and you move on? I'm not asking for special treatment for Iran, I'm saying that we should be held to the same standards to which we hold other countries.

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  • siliconenhancedsiliconenhanced __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorak wrote: »
    This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is.

    As cruel and false as any western government. Seriously, dude, read a fucking book.

    Like Noam Chomsky??? You fucking moron, move outside that closed world of yours. The West has its minuses but if you think countries like Iran are at the same level then you should be in a kennel before you pee on the floor. Your country killed many of my ancestors but guess what? We moved on, you should too.

    Did you know you can be hanged for homosexuality in Iran? How about imprisoned for playing Western music?

    Did you know that they want to hang people in America for being homosexual? And imprison them if you swear on the radio in America?

    Its fun to paint your opponent as an evil woman hating society of sticks and mud while you're busy trying to oppress your own women and minorities.

    While you're busy trying to spin that one, I'd like to mention that Iran actually has a pretty progressive policy towards transgendered individuals. Seriously, before you start trying to tell people to "move outside", I suggest you take your own fucking advice instead of sounding like a right wing chump like you have since day one.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorak wrote: »
    This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is.

    As cruel and false as any western government. Seriously, dude, read a fucking book.

    Like Noam Chomsky??? You fucking moron, move outside that closed world of yours. The West has its minuses but if you think countries like Iran are at the same level then you should be in a kennel before you pee on the floor. Your country killed many of my ancestors but guess what? We moved on, you should too.

    Did you know you can be hanged for homosexuality in Iran? How about imprisoned for playing Western music?

    Did you know that they want to hang people in America for being homosexual? And imprison them if you swear on the radio in America?

    Its fun to paint your opponent as an evil woman hating society of sticks and mud while you're busy trying to oppress your own women and minorities.

    Don't forget the fact that, up until last year, we were executing people with the mental capacity of children, and I believe the year before that was the last year we were actually allowed to execute regular children.

    Seems pretty barbaric to me.

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  • RoanthRoanth Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    US is said to advise militants on raids in Iran
    By Reuters | April 4, 2007

    <Interesting Read>
    So, wasn't the administration making a fucking huge deal not too long ago about Iran supporting terrorist groups within Iraq, and, as it turns out, we've been doing the same thing inside Iran. But I guess that's okay, because even though the group apparently has ties to Al Qaeda, our interests align temporarily. And when has using that as a basis for supporting someone ever backfired against us?

    I too would like to see some more evidence, but agree that if it is true we are basically surrendering all moral high ground (to the extent there is any) in dealing with Iran. Just because they pull this shit does not mean we can too. Also, the idea of helping people capture and behead soldiers is a really shitty precedent to create when you have as many soldiers as we do on the ground over there. If there really was a war where prisoners were taken I would hate to be one of the first POWs captured by the Revolutionary Guard. It's like no one in the White House gives a shit about the practical ramifications that stem from their bat-shit insane policies in regards to the people we put in harms way in Iraq .

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorak wrote: »
    You fucking moron, move outside that closed world of yours. The West has its minuses but if you think countries like Iran are at the same level then you should be in a kennel before you pee on the floor.

    So my world is closed, but you are open to new ideas?
    Your country killed many of my ancestors but guess what? We moved on, you should too.

    Wrong. I just said you're a fucking moron for thinking Western countries are just as evil as Iran.

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  • siliconenhancedsiliconenhanced __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorak wrote: »
    You fucking moron, move outside that closed world of yours. The West has its minuses but if you think countries like Iran are at the same level then you should be in a kennel before you pee on the floor.

    So my world is closed, but you are open to new ideas?
    Your country killed many of my ancestors but guess what? We moved on, you should too.

    Wrong. I just said you're a fucking moron for thinking Western countries are just as evil as Iran.

    He didn't say evil, jackass. He said cruel and unjust, which is a whole different can of worms entirely.

    Take your fucking warmonger shit elsewhere, jackass.

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorak wrote: »
    This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is.

    As cruel and false as any western government. Seriously, dude, read a fucking book.

    Like Noam Chomsky??? You fucking moron, move outside that closed world of yours. The West has its minuses but if you think countries like Iran are at the same level then you should be in a kennel before you pee on the floor. Your country killed many of my ancestors but guess what? We moved on, you should too.

    Did you know you can be hanged for homosexuality in Iran? How about imprisoned for playing Western music?

    Did you know that they want to hang people in America for being homosexual? And imprison them if you swear on the radio in America?

    Its fun to paint your opponent as an evil woman hating society of sticks and mud while you're busy trying to oppress your own women and minorities.

    While you're busy trying to spin that one, I'd like to mention that Iran actually has a pretty progressive policy towards transgendered individuals. Seriously, before you start trying to tell people to "move outside", I suggest you take your own fucking advice instead of sounding like a right wing chump like you have since day one.

    They as in Iran or the USA? When you use the word they please clarify who they is. If you mean they as in the USA then you're just plucking individuals who don't represent the government and have lost the argument. We're talking governments here, boy. NEXT!

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  • siliconenhancedsiliconenhanced __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorak wrote: »
    This showed the world how cruel and false Iran really is.

    As cruel and false as any western government. Seriously, dude, read a fucking book.

    Like Noam Chomsky??? You fucking moron, move outside that closed world of yours. The West has its minuses but if you think countries like Iran are at the same level then you should be in a kennel before you pee on the floor. Your country killed many of my ancestors but guess what? We moved on, you should too.

    Did you know you can be hanged for homosexuality in Iran? How about imprisoned for playing Western music?

    Did you know that they want to hang people in America for being homosexual? And imprison them if you swear on the radio in America?

    Its fun to paint your opponent as an evil woman hating society of sticks and mud while you're busy trying to oppress your own women and minorities.

    While you're busy trying to spin that one, I'd like to mention that Iran actually has a pretty progressive policy towards transgendered individuals. Seriously, before you start trying to tell people to "move outside", I suggest you take your own fucking advice instead of sounding like a right wing chump like you have since day one.

    They as in Iran or the USA? When you use the word they please clarify who they is. If you mean they as in the USA then you're just plucking individuals who don't represent the government and have lost the argument. We're talking governments here, boy. NEXT!

    I'm pointing out that jackassery isn't limited to Iran, you tool, and if it wasn't for people like Noam Chomsky, the things I pointed out would be happening in America. OMG its londonbridge being intentionally obtuse, what a shocker.

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