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    TamTam Registered User regular
    THAT'S A LOT OF ALMOND JOYS RONNIE
    ARE YOU HAVING A PARTY RONNIE
    ARE YOU HAVING A LITTLE SHINDIG

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Ronnie do you practice some of these expressions in front of a mirror to get the lines down?

    No, but I pay close attention to faces, especially old people. I really like certain faces

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Well, you could cut off the thin end and eat it with the excess fries.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Having been a cashier, it was sometimes hard to avoid this sort of talk when a couple was buying condoms

    Just

    "Hey guys

    How's your night goin"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gB_l6E0OUU

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
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    is...is the pain because of the McClones?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I'm imagining a bastardized version of Chicken Cordon Bleu, but with fries and Sweet&Sour sauce in the middle instead of ham & cheese.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    You should show this concept to the CEO of McDonald
    Having been a cashier, it was sometimes hard to avoid this sort of talk when a couple was buying condoms

    Just

    "Hey guys

    How's your night goin"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gB_l6E0OUU

    The weirdest combination of items I ever saw was much smaller, but I liked it a little better

    A guy came through with exactly two things:

    A bag of mousetraps

    A box of ammo

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    I like how matter-of-fact "you can't make french fries smaller" is.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    The pain is the universe fighting back, because something so perfect can not exist.

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    [Theoretically could you use a crispy chicken patty for this?

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    knitdan wrote: »
    I'm imagining a bastardized version of Chicken Cordon Bleu, but with fries and Sweet&Sour sauce in the middle instead of ham & cheese.

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    AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
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    God above

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    I love out of context Whomp! panels.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Having been a cashier, it was sometimes hard to avoid this sort of talk when a couple was buying condoms

    Just

    "Hey guys

    How's your night goin"

    Target, 2004.

    3 boxes of 24 packs of magnums, three tubes of ky, puerto rican driver's licence, fair skinned male.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Having been a cashier, it was sometimes hard to avoid this sort of talk when a couple was buying condoms

    Just

    "Hey guys

    How's your night goin"

    Target, 2004.

    3 boxes of 24 packs of magnums, three tubes of ky, puerto rican driver's licence, fair skinned male.

    That's the oddest prompt to write a story off of I've seen all month

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I miss snowbeat so much

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Huntera wrote: »
    Having been a cashier, it was sometimes hard to avoid this sort of talk when a couple was buying condoms

    Just

    "Hey guys

    How's your night goin"

    Target, 2004.

    3 boxes of 24 packs of magnums, three tubes of ky, puerto rican driver's licence, fair skinned male.

    That's the oddest prompt to write a story off of I've seen all month

    I don't recall his face because I was too embarrassed to make eye contact.
    Sex is the easy option, consider all the crimes you could commit with that gear.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    I miss snowbeat so much

    he's you

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Zay wrote: »
    I miss snowbeat so much

    he's you

    uhhhhh, mods?

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    Napalm DonkeyNapalm Donkey Registered User regular
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    It's really awkward when you get asked where the pregnancy tests are, and it's Mother's Day.

    Like, are you supposed to congratulate them? Or...

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    Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    That rabbit is still a dick

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
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    Peace to fashion police, I wear my heart
    On my sleeve, let the runway start
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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
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    Gunshow is the sort of comic that you don't want to look at at work. I mean, I look at it all the time while I'm working, but still.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    McDonalds sucks late at night.

    Hungry at 3 AM? Too bad, they're converting to the breakfast menu.

    Jack in the Box, however, serves everything on their menu 24/7. And they don't act like its an inconvenience to do their job.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    but Jack In the Box takes literally forever if there's more than one car in line

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    one time i went into McDonald's at like 10AM and asked for McNuggets. She looked at me like I was insane and said "It's 10AM." I'm not joking when I say that I stumbled out of there in a confused stupor, tripping over a table on my way out

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    McDonalds sucks late at night.

    Hungry at 3 AM? Too bad, they're converting to the breakfast menu.

    Jack in the Box, however, serves everything on their menu 24/7. And they don't act like its an inconvenience to do their job.

    if you're buying food from a mcdonalds at 3:00 am you should be happy that the servers aren't actively trying to murder you

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    one time i went into McDonald's at like 10AM and asked for McNuggets. She looked at me like I was insane and said "It's 10AM." I'm not joking when I say that I stumbled out of there in a confused stupor, tripping over a table on my way out

    you're supposed to slip them a $10 bill and ask "what time is it now?"

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    one time i went into McDonald's at like 10AM and asked for McNuggets. She looked at me like I was insane and said "It's 10AM." I'm not joking when I say that I stumbled out of there in a confused stupor, tripping over a table on my way out

    I've already mentally pictured this whole thing as a Whomp comic.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
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    This is my absolute favorite kind of joke. This and the PA Witcher comic.

    I now love Bad Machinery forever.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    you know what's pretty good is Jack in the Box's Big Chicken Sandwiches

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I only just noticed that the GIS that Willis did for that comic was "copyrighted images."

    Peace to fashion police, I wear my heart
    On my sleeve, let the runway start
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    McDonalds sucks late at night.

    Hungry at 3 AM? Too bad, they're converting to the breakfast menu.

    Jack in the Box, however, serves everything on their menu 24/7. And they don't act like its an inconvenience to do their job.

    if you're buying food from a mcdonalds at 3:00 am you should be happy that the servers aren't actively trying to murder you

    "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was a place where I could get something in my belly. I didn't realize the company just pays you to sit there and scowl at potential customers."

    I'm often heading home at 3 AM and need something in my tummy for the trip. It's not like 3 AM rolls around and I head out for a burger.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Shabooty wrote: »
    hack my life

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