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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    they make lots of ipad games that would appeal to a toddler old enough to be potty training

    the point is to make them sit there until they accidentally shit in the pot and then praise the hell out of them

    seems kinda lazy but I bet it will work for somebody

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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    What the fuck is a baby supposed to do with an ipad? Slap it a couple of times, chew on it and then throw it across the room?

    henry could operate an iphone at 18 months at least. for a potty training toddler, they would easily be using a tablet proficiently.

    I don't trust babies with baby toys. I would not be comfortable with leaving an ipad with one, but small children intimidate me.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    It's going to train the child to shit themselves whenever they use an iPad.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    It's going to train the child to shit themselves whenever they use an iPad.

    isn't that the standard way to use an apple product

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    well I did just shit myself

    but I think that's got more to do with reading your post than the fact that I read it on my iPad

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    nuka wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    What the fuck is a baby supposed to do with an ipad? Slap it a couple of times, chew on it and then throw it across the room?

    henry could operate an iphone at 18 months at least. for a potty training toddler, they would easily be using a tablet proficiently.

    I don't trust babies with baby toys. I would not be comfortable with leaving an ipad with one, but small children intimidate me.

    Eh, they basically just make it sticky occasionally. Same as with everything else.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    My little cousin is so indoctrinated by iPads and phones that he cries when he touches a non-touch screen and nothing happens

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    My 3 year old nephew knows how to take pictures on phones and can recognize some of the family names when they call.

    That kind of impresses me and scares me at the same time.

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    nuka wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    What the fuck is a baby supposed to do with an ipad? Slap it a couple of times, chew on it and then throw it across the room?

    henry could operate an iphone at 18 months at least. for a potty training toddler, they would easily be using a tablet proficiently.

    I don't trust babies with baby toys. I would not be comfortable with leaving an ipad with one, but small children intimidate me.

    Eh, they basically just make it sticky occasionally. Same as with everything else.

    Don't adults make adult toys sticky too?

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    they make lots of ipad games that would appeal to a toddler old enough to be potty training

    the point is to make them sit there until they accidentally shit in the pot and then praise the hell out of them

    seems kinda lazy but I bet it will work for somebody

    That's not really potty training though. The point of potty training is to get them to hold their shit so they can shit in the right place, not to just accidentally do it in the right place.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    what the hell is yolo already

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c

    PLEASE tell me that's some kind of parody of... something

    anything

    oh god please

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    they make lots of ipad games that would appeal to a toddler old enough to be potty training

    the point is to make them sit there until they accidentally shit in the pot and then praise the hell out of them

    seems kinda lazy but I bet it will work for somebody

    That's not really potty training though. The point of potty training is to get them to hold their shit so they can shit in the right place, not to just accidentally do it in the right place.

    First they have to be taught what the right place is.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    what the hell is yolo already

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c

    PLEASE tell me that's some kind of parody of... something

    anything

    oh god please

    It's The Lonely Island. It's a parody of the entire YOLO thing.

    Also Adam Levine kills it

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    what the hell is yolo already

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c

    PLEASE tell me that's some kind of parody of... something

    anything

    oh god please

    "YOLO" as in "You only live once" is (or was for whatever incredibly brief period it was used with sincerity before the internet at large started using it as a joke) usually used to express views opposite of that in the video, hence the joke.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    man I love Jimmy Carr

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    TheCanMan wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    they make lots of ipad games that would appeal to a toddler old enough to be potty training

    the point is to make them sit there until they accidentally shit in the pot and then praise the hell out of them

    seems kinda lazy but I bet it will work for somebody

    That's not really potty training though. The point of potty training is to get them to hold their shit so they can shit in the right place, not to just accidentally do it in the right place.

    First they have to be taught what the right place is.

    But that can be done through long periods of shaming whenever they do it in the wrong place.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    what the hell is yolo already

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c

    PLEASE tell me that's some kind of parody of... something

    anything

    oh god please

    this post

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    what the hell is yolo already

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c

    PLEASE tell me that's some kind of parody of... something

    anything

    oh god please

    it's as real as it gets

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    I'm surprised that people even asked that question...since the video is so goofy.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I'm real

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Look you all don't know the danger of furniture

    Killing machines

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    RderdallRderdall Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    It's going to train the child to shit themselves whenever they use an iPad.

    isn't that the standard way to use an apple product

    Not necessarily. However, it is the standard way to respond to one of Apple's new product announcements.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    An earnest use of yolo would be like

    Just told my boss to fuck himself at the company picnic lol #yolo

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Someone post gifs of Adam Levine.

    Yum.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Just got fired anyone got a couch lol #yolo

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Oh wait I am already doing that #fml

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Someone post gifs of Adam Levine.

    Yum.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    I just posted in a thread #yolo

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Just got fired anyone got a couch lol #yolo

    Driving drunk and going to crash into a brick wall and kill everyone in my car lol #yolo

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
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    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    I'm surprised that people even asked that question...since the video is so goofy.

    It straddles a very fine line.

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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    nuka wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    What the fuck is a baby supposed to do with an ipad? Slap it a couple of times, chew on it and then throw it across the room?

    henry could operate an iphone at 18 months at least. for a potty training toddler, they would easily be using a tablet proficiently.

    I don't trust babies with baby toys. I would not be comfortable with leaving an ipad with one, but small children intimidate me.

    Eh, they basically just make it sticky occasionally. Same as with everything else.

    This is why I don't trust them.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    what line? the line between absurdity and ridiculousness?

    also

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4goJID2X9U

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Darmak wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Just got fired anyone got a couch lol #yolo

    Driving drunk and going to crash into a brick wall and kill everyone in my car lol #yolo


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202399/Ervin-McKinness-Rapper-Inkyy-Jewelz-tweets-YOLO-moments-dying-fiery-DUI-crash.html

    crwth on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    The lonely island is a comedy band featuring such songs as I'm on a boat, Dick in a box, and space Olympics

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