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CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windyRegistered User regular
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God I love these suits.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I don't know who the next Doctor is.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    omgthankgodthestresswaskillinme

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    why is it illegal to masturbate in public anyway

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    why is it illegal to masturbate in public anyway

    Puritans.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I was expecting Skippy to make one, but he failed.

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I guess I should get out of bed or something.

    GOD

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    why is it illegal to masturbate in public anyway

    Wait, what? Since when?

    Fucking Rick Snyder.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I don't know who the next Doctor is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSScBIopM8

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    why is it illegal to masturbate in public anyway

    pretense

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    look I tried to tell her that when people masturbate in your presence its a compliment and not sexual harassment

    but the cop would have none of it

    then the cop started masturbating and I had no idea what to think

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    why is it illegal to masturbate in public anyway
    The streets would just fill up, overcoming the sewer system. Councils would have to purchase many of these, but the streets wouldn't be safe to walk because the rotating mops would flick the spunk everywhere.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I don't know who the next Doctor is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSScBIopM8

    So... good actor?

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
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    People focus way too much on "in the way guy" and completely ignore "oh fuck, someone shit their pants, gross" hipster girl on the right.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Man, what kind of old ladies does Bethryn hang around?

    Old ladies with no censor are the best!

    My favorite is my old boss/friend's grand mother. The last time I saw her she was 96. Still driving. She's a little 90lb Jewish lady with a giant 80s Cadillac.

    Strange obsession with boobs. She would point out, loudly, and large or nice boobs she saw to her grandson (a mid 30s married man). The person could be right next to them and she'd be all "HEY CARL, CHECK OUT THOSE KNOCKERS!"

    First time I met her she came up to me and kissed me right on the mouth and then said "I don't know you do I?"

    She also would make constant jokes about death with her family.

    *falls asleep on chair*

    Grandma! Don't go towards the light!

    *startles awake*

    Whuh? I'm not dead yet!

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    pjmgLn4.jpg

    People focus way too much on "in the way guy" and completely ignore "oh fuck, someone shit their pants, gross" hipster girl on the right.

    Is there even a story to this?

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    People focus way too much on "in the way guy" and completely ignore "oh fuck, someone shit their pants, gross" hipster girl on the right.
    I always though the best part of the original photo is the girl in the cherry top, doing this:

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    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    pjmgLn4.jpg

    People focus way too much on "in the way guy" and completely ignore "oh fuck, someone shit their pants, gross" hipster girl on the right.

    Is there even a story to this?

    Someone posted it to reddit for karma, because in the way guy ruined their proposal pictures. People then took it to be a week-ish long meme there. It turns out, in the way guy was just in the way for one picture, and the OP was a big fat phony.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    pjmgLn4.jpg

    People focus way too much on "in the way guy" and completely ignore "oh fuck, someone shit their pants, gross" hipster girl on the right.

    Is there even a story to this?

    Looks like a marriage proposal?

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    People focus way too much on "in the way guy" and completely ignore "oh fuck, someone shit their pants, gross" hipster girl on the right.
    I always though the best part of the original photo is the girl in the cherry top, doing this:

    [im/g]http://i.imgur.com/UbjvzSc.jpg[/img]

    She's clearly unimpressed with the proposal it seems.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    http://i.imgur.com/UbjvzSc.pngomgI'mtakingashit

    I find it hilarious that that still works.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I want blurry hipster frump in the foreground of all my pictures.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    pjmgLn4.jpg

    People focus way too much on "in the way guy" and completely ignore "oh fuck, someone shit their pants, gross" hipster girl on the right.

    Is there even a story to this?

    the hipster girl is photoshopped in, it's a new meme

    the in the way guy is real (it is the source image for that meme)

    he is in the way of a proposal

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    SHIBA THREAD HIJACK

    HELO THIS IS DEWBACK SHIBA-CHAN

    DESU DOG-KUN

    DO U WANT HEAVEN IN SNAK FORM?

    EVEN BETTAR THAN CHEEZBURGR?

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    WOW

    WAT IS THIS U ASK?

    WELL OPEN IT
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    oh noes. im breathless

    i lost my ability to use capslock

    but wait you havent unlocked the potential of this heavenly snack

    throw dat shit in the oven!

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    OH SHIT I JUST CAUGHT MY BREATH AND THAT IS F'IN AWESOME

    AN
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    EXPLOSION
    OF AWESOME

    EXXXPLOOSSSIOONNN


    p.s.
    wow

    Bless your heart.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I was actually talking about after college and dealing with finding a job. Like what the is the etiquette for dealing with recruiters? Also I can't do it during the transition periods because I will be at home during those and my family doesn't know.

    Bowen, sorry it took me a while to respond, but I had to go to my next class. Really I don't think there is a best time to transition because the whole process takes years. And while my school will probably be supportive, I am scared of coming out to individual teachers, and the teacher who handles teaching professional etiquette is also my auditing professor, which makes it hard to ask for specific advice. Plus, there is a chance that if I do come out to the school, they will cut some of my medical benefits since they are unwilling to pay for any treatment tied to "gender identity disorder." But I can deal with those problems, I think. I have no idea how I should be approaching meeting my recruiters, or my summer internship, or just finding a job after school.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    I need to start looking into new banks -- I want to leave my current one next month and move my stuff into some other bank and probably some investment account.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    TTO: Trying way too hard since forever

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Pizza rolls taste neither like pizza or rolls. I am unsure how I feel about them.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Don't cross the memes.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    I was actually talking about after college and dealing with finding a job. Like what the is the etiquette for dealing with recruiters? Also I can't do it during the transition periods because I will be at home during those and my family doesn't know.

    Bowen, sorry it took me a while to respond, but I had to go to my next class. Really I don't think there is a best time to transition because the whole process takes years. And while my school will probably be supportive, I am scared of coming out to individual teachers, and the teacher who handles teaching professional etiquette is also my auditing professor, which makes it hard to ask for specific advice. Plus, there is a chance that if I do come out to the school, they will cut some of my medical benefits since they are unwilling to pay for any treatment tied to "gender identity disorder." But I can deal with those problems, I think. I have no idea how I should be approaching meeting my recruiters, or my summer internship, or just finding a job after school.

    What

    Such bullshit

    But I guess bureaucrats know psychology better than doctors so

    (ugh)

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    TTO: Trying way too hard since forever

    THEN AGAIN, at least he's trying.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Disney land marriage proposal? Grow up


    Said cherry top as she wept inside.

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  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Mmmm...Pizza Rolls.

    When my wife was pregnant we used to eat those by the Sam's Club sized bag.

    No wonder I gained 30 lbs of pregnancy weight. Why is it she managed to lose hers, and mine is just 'dad weight' now?

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    totinos is basically guaranteed to give me heartburn

    every fucking time, super intense

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Don't cross the memes.

    It's OK to cross the memes, you just have to be better at it.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Pizza rolls taste like sodium and cheap tomato paste.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I was actually talking about after college and dealing with finding a job. Like what the is the etiquette for dealing with recruiters? Also I can't do it during the transition periods because I will be at home during those and my family doesn't know.

    Bowen, sorry it took me a while to respond, but I had to go to my next class. Really I don't think there is a best time to transition because the whole process takes years. And while my school will probably be supportive, I am scared of coming out to individual teachers, and the teacher who handles teaching professional etiquette is also my auditing professor, which makes it hard to ask for specific advice. Plus, there is a chance that if I do come out to the school, they will cut some of my medical benefits since they are unwilling to pay for any treatment tied to "gender identity disorder." But I can deal with those problems, I think. I have no idea how I should be approaching meeting my recruiters, or my summer internship, or just finding a job after school.

    What

    Such bullshit

    But I guess bureaucrats know psychology better than doctors so

    (ugh)

    Yeah. It's why my therapy is for anxiety and my trip to the endo was for a wellness checkup.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Pizza rolls taste neither like pizza or rolls. I am unsure how I feel about them.

    wat they taste

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Suits are pretty good I guess. I just miss the days when people wore suits to the mines or factory

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Disney land marriage proposal? Grow up


    Said cherry top as she wept inside.

    my friend who got married this year had her honeymoon at disneyland

    she and her husband (man, still weird to say) share a love for coca cola and disneyland

    it's strange

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Pizza rolls taste like sodium and cheap tomato paste.

    I bet that's what blowing a neckbeard tastes like too

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