[TF2] Map Fortress 2: Pound Nails Into Your Dicks With Hammer!

UEAKCrash

TF

Sir Headless VII

h@s

ebotastic

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Sir Headless VII

ha[tF2]

Molybdenum

So has valve announced SteamOS hats?

Or is that the big Friday thing

UEAKCrash

Today I learned that bi-monthly can mean either twice a month or once every two months.

I was really hoping the comics on the TF2 site were going to be the former.

TheySlashThem

actually twice a month is semi-monthly

sarukun

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

actually twice a month is semi-monthly

It is also bi-monthly.

xzzy

Which is why "every other X" would be the least ambiguous way to state the interval.

UEAKCrash

I started a steam group for Trainsawlaser in anticipation of the eminent launch.

Nerds should join.

xzzy

You are such a goddamn nerd, Crash.

UEAKCrash

UEAKCrash

Speaking of being a huge nerd.

MAP RELEASE

IT'S NOT TRAINSAWLASER*, EITHER

cp_glassworks_a2

Change log wrote:

-Completely re-did second CP
-Added new route to first CP
-Added new structure to mid
-Fixed asymmetrical aspects of previous version
-Fixed clipping issues

*Probably tomorrow

xzzy

"Unsymmetrical?" I take away your nerd cred.

(try asymmetric)

UEAKCrash

I totally love the word asymmetric, so I just blanked, I'VE BEEN MAPPING NON STOP FOR 2 WEEKS LEAVE ME ALONE... and google even spell checked it and said it was correct when I typed it that way

Bear is Driving

Enough word talk.

I think I missed the announcement for the robot heavy figure. Because dag, yo.



Free international shipping is a pretty good deal!

That they otherwise cost $220 is less of a good deal.

UEAKCrash

$200+ dollars each and they don't even come with hats? What is this, a third world country?

UEAKCrash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxaUsyCCohM

TheySlashThem

http://youtu.be/LysjeP8na24

Molybdenum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYpcpqi8l4

xzzy

Let's see if we can finish off this page with all videos, no chat!

Oh wait I fucked that up didn't I.

Mr. Buttons

http://youtu.be/9Qz_PAgyhzk

http://youtu.be/aVCf9GCtcGc

I'll leave 2 videos to counter your chat

oh shi.....

turtleant

Man, went through my youtube favourites and found some OLD shit. Like before SFM was a thing old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMf_SNAuL-8&list=FLRQwpom2Gw7rdwKmF4pNqRQ&index=60

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qeHe2ih_jg&list=FLRQwpom2Gw7rdwKmF4pNqRQ&index=59

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utzmEHSbEJc&list=FLRQwpom2Gw7rdwKmF4pNqRQ&index=129

Bear is Driving

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrrAroK6bI

UEAKCrash

TRAINSAWLASER BETA 4 RELEASED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4KVnXFejiQ

Changelog:

-Over 12 minutes of new voice dialogue added.
-Added sacrifice milestone events. Every 100 kills on the counter will trigger a random event. The KoTH timers pause for these events.
-Choo Choo the Trainshark, Lucy in the Sky With Lasers, and Pastor Kilgore have been crafted to serve as minions of the one true Train God. They can be summoned by amassing a worthy amount of sacrifices.
-Tiny Train Rain™ sacrifice event added.
-Uber Train sacrifice event added.
-Increased the random timer range slightly for the spawn courtyard trains. (Now it's between 10 seconds and 25, before it was 7 to 22.)
-Blocked Red's detail area behind the laser wall.
-Placed building blocking brushes around all hazards to prevent griefing.
-Added detail to the floor of the center area to justify the building blocking brushes also placed over the area. Suck it, Engineers.
-Added front railing to sniper balconies... Also lasers.
-Standardized hazard damage to balance higher-HP game modes (Saxton Hale, etc) Falling trains deal 5000 damage, crossing trains 2500, saws/ normal lasers/ sharks 1000, spawn laser 10000, roof acid does 30 per tick, side pit acid 10 per tick.
-Refined fucks given counter tracking system. This should now be much more accurate.
-Optimized particle usage in spontaneous combustion room.
-Added drop-down under back-and-forth laser, going to the water.
-Widened center laser's arc.
-Tweaked Train Rain™ pathing to prevent it from staying in the sky when inactive. Not sure where this bug came from, but it's theoretically fixed now.
-Further detailing around the map (Let me know if anyone has any framerate issues).
-Bumped up the chance of getting an uber charge from the spawn room uber lasers by 200%.
-3d Skybox added.
-Easter eggs! Look for them, bitch!
-Added random-timed flame bursts next to control point, embedded in the ground. Random time between 30-45 seconds with a 5 second warning pilot light before a 4 second burst of flames that ignites players.
-Added 7 new pumpkin-bombs.
-Started optimization of lightmaps. (Decreases file size so I can cram more crap in)
-Opened a couple roof areas up so you can jump over them. You are pushed off if you try to stand on them, however. Sometimes into saws.
-Raised the minimum and maximum random time range for the center electricty hazard by 15 seconds each.
-Removed a key strike location for the center electricity hazard.
-Slightly widened the player clip on the horizontal saws to make it easier to grab the small health pack.
-Removed moving saws on top of first buildings coming out of spawn. Not worth the cost.
-Passing trains now have slight chance to go backwards.
-Slightly moved two trains of the Train Rain™ to fix a bug where you could be killed in a safe area underwater.

Pictures:

UEAKCrash

I have been waiting so long to post that.

Posted this on Reddit, too. Let's see if we can blow this shit up. Link yo friends, nerds.

Bear is Driving

UEAKCrash wrote: »

Can't have that one hiding behind a spoiler. :bz

UEAKCrash

Oh yeah, these are linked in the above trailer, but in case you missed them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hCy2zM5Fyo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLaKi_epXeY

Mr. Buttons

BEEP BEEP!

UEAKCrash

what the shit is this non-full server.

BABIES.

Kilroy

IS SAD DAY

Blurbl

Pictured: Life as a Medic

EidolonOrpheus

Whoops I hit the name cap

Help

G'night folks

TheySlashThem

http://youtu.be/7VnRFrZLPKQ

BahamutZERO

it just goes to show ya, the only way to get intel out of a base on 2fort is if the engineers accidentally blow up all their buildings by switching wrenches right before you come through.

Mr. Buttons

The Rango instant replay didn't save... must have pressed the button too late, captured the next life, and not the important one

UEAKCrash

Pretty

turtleant

Why is Toki in the bottom corner?

UEAKCrash

Because.

Caulk Bite 6

UEAKCrash wrote: »

Because he's not a bumble bee.