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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    children are horrid, wretched little things

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  • edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Menace wrote: »
    you should paint the ball like a globe

    and rename him atlas

    all the kids will call him fatlas

    if he's fat then he deserves it

    Menace on
    Don't try to talk to me like you're somebody.

    You aren't shit to me.

    Got that?
  • edited March 2007
    children are horrid, wretched little things

    aren't you like 14?

    Menace on
    Don't try to talk to me like you're somebody.

    You aren't shit to me.

    Got that?
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    children are horrid, wretched little things
    ^^ gets it ^^

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    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i want to raise a kid but skip the first 12 years

    i.e. i want to be batman

    Garlic Bread on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    god i can't wait to have kids sometimes

    i am like this so often

    i get the feeling i'll be a great dad, but everyone watching me will think i'm just abusive to an extent

    just like my dad

    mrpaku on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm going to keep my children in a cistern.

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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    god i can't wait to have kids sometimes

    i am like this so often

    i get the feeling i'll be a great dad, but everyone watching me will think i'm just abusive to an extent

    just like my dad

    i have been told by far too many people that i would make a good dad

    and i love kids

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • MGS3-SSMGS3-SS Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I'm going to keep my children in a cistern.

    Remember to fill it with water.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "Learn to breath under water, faggots" I'll say.

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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    having a kid is all at once the best and worst thing in the world.

    It isn't so bad once they can walk around and emote and talk.

    Babies

    God

    I hate little babies

    snap on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'll then chop up vegetables and meats and dice them into the cistern.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wait, first off

    it's not illegal to fuck you kids is it?

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Then I will cook them in their own juices and with secret ingredients.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i mean ewwww

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    god, i hope not

    snap on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    god i can't wait to have kids sometimes

    i am like this so often

    i get the feeling i'll be a great dad, but everyone watching me will think i'm just abusive to an extent

    just like my dad

    i have been told by far too many people that i would make a good dad

    and i love kids

    me too <3

    i used to be in charge of running a summer camp (6-13) with another girl and some other counselors and the kids all thought i was awesome because i encouraged them to solve their own problems whenever possible

    and one time i let the camp bully get rolled on by like six kids for about thirty seconds to teach him a lesson, but some people translate that into abuse

    mrpaku on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    wait, first off

    it's not illegal to fuck you kids is it?

    Not in my America.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Imagine how tasty your own flesh and blood has to be.

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    With kids you just gotta remember to handle everything the way superman would handle it

    Punch them through a building

    snap on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    shoot them with eye lazers

    snap on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    i want to raise a kid but skip the first 12 years

    i.e. i want to be batman
    No Keith that's what we call being an "absentee father."

    The Green Eyed Monster on
    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    die and then come back later

    snap on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    how many kids could superman molest in one minute?

    Bergy on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    not as many as the flash

    snap on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    faster than a speeding child molester.

    Bergy on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    which is to say, not very

    snap on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    i want to raise a kid but skip the first 12 years
    Keith I don't have a kid but even I know that's a fucking terrible idea
    for many, many reasons

    BusterK on
    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i want to raise a kid but skip the first 12 years
    Keith I don't have a kid but even I know that's a fucking terrible idea
    for many, many reasons
    Hey fuck you I love my father.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i want to raise a kid but skip the first 12 years
    Keith I don't have a kid but even I know that's a fucking terrible idea
    for many, many reasons

    by twelve you have to start undoing all the damage the mother did

    mrpaku on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What if I you let the television raise the children.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    children are horrid, wretched little things

    aren't you like 14?
    16 but that is the beside the point

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    What if I you let the television raise the children.

    which channel

    mrpaku on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Stereotypes on dirt bikes channel, of course

    snap on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i want to raise a kid but skip the first 12 years
    Keith I don't have a kid but even I know that's a fucking terrible idea
    for many, many reasons

    i adopt them right after they watch their parents die

    Garlic Bread on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    is it fucked up to want to be a single parent a little

    mrpaku on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Now I remember how I know
    I use to substitute teach middle school
    In the three years I did it I never met a junior high boy who didn't deserve a hard kick to the balls

    BusterK on
    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Now I remember how I know
    I use to substitute teach middle school
    In the three years I did it I never met a junior high boy who didn't deserve a hard kick to the balls

    did you subtlely destroy their sense of self worth?

    this is the best part of being put in charge of children

    mrpaku on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Now I remember how I know
    I use to substitute teach middle school
    In the three years I did it I never met a junior high boy who didn't deserve a hard kick to the balls

    did you subtlely destroy their sense of self worth?

    this is the best part of being put in charge of children

    HEY

    Teacher

    Leave them kids alone.

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