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Choose Your Own Adventure - Vampire: The Masquerade: Nightlife

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    I'm ready

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    3) This is insane. You are insane.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    This is insane. You are insane.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    vertroue wrote: »
    This is insane. You are insane.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    what the hell did I just do?!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    This is insane. You are insane.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    This is insane. You are insane.


    "We Tremere do what we must in order to survive. We have nearly been wiped out before - called witches, warlocks, and heretics. Do you know why I tested you? I wanted to see if you would use our talent without going insane, or combusting, or dying. It would have been a mess to clean up off the carpets, but it would have weeded the weak out. I understand that this is new to you, but blood magic is not something to be played with. If we had been able to Embrace you properly, there would have been far less of a... culture shock. You can die if you leave now and try to figure this out on your own. Let us train you."

    1) I'm sorry. I accept your help.
    2) ...Fine, I'll stay.
    3) No, this is crazy, I'm out

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    2)...Fine

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    BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    I'm sorry. I accept your help.

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    I'm sorry. I'll accept your help.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Do you know why I tested you? I wanted to see if you would use our talent without going insane, or combusting, or dying. It would have been a mess to clean up off the carpets, but it would have weeded the weak out.

    3) No, this is crazy, I'm out

    Guys.

    Guys.

    She expected us to explode. And if we did, that's a good thing because we're 'weak'.

    This is not the hallmark of a good employer.

    With Love and Courage
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Then please help me.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Do you know why I tested you? I wanted to see if you would use our talent without going insane, or combusting, or dying. It would have been a mess to clean up off the carpets, but it would have weeded the weak out.
    3) No, this is crazy, I'm out
    Guys.
    Guys.
    She expected us to explode. And if we did, that's a good thing because we're 'weak'.
    This is not the hallmark of a good employer.
    On the other hand, she's offering to train us to prevent ourselves from exploding in the future.
    We got lucky this time, what about next time?

    Sure, it's a great party trick, but if you can only do it once...

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I'm sorry. I'll accept your help.

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    On the other hand, our character is kind of a nerd, and has just been admitted to Wizard School. Who could say no to that?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Maria nods, satisfied with your answer. "I think you will do well among the Tremere, young one. Follow me."

    "Should... Should I come too?" Lakshmi looks anxious.

    Maria sniffs. "You followed the orders I gave you, however poorly. You are to come as well."

    Maria leads you to a chamber beneath the earth, the four walls covered with red and black banners. In the middle of the room awaits a golden chalice. The Primogen lifts it, and you see that it is full of blood.

    "To become an Apprentice, you must drink deep from this chalice. It will bond you to us, and we to you."

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    You drink.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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    You are a twenty two year old person living in Toronto. You lost your job last month because of layoffs - - $@#rt look//////t. You live^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^h savin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ng out with any of y~~~$$$####****###pressed. The Internet is where you spend most of your time these days.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2013
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    Your name is Frances Stone. You are###########################

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    Morning has a different meaning ///////////

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    FIRE BURNING FIRE BURNING IT WILL TURN US TO ASHES WE ARE ALL DECAY UNDER THE FLAMES I HAVE TO GET OUT I HAVE TO GET OUT I HAVE TO GET OUT THE HEAT ITS BURNING ITS BURNING ITS BURNING

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited September 2013
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    You awaken.

    "I wish I was dead..." you groan as you struggle up to your knees. Behind you, Maria laughs.

    "You are, in a way. It's the nature of our curse. But now you are among your brothers and sisters. Arise, Apprentice."

    She helps you up.

    "The other Apprentice is resting. Her trip was less... eventful than yours. I fear she has little power to muster. Did you want to stay here? Or do you have another place to rest? I don't expect you're up for training right away."

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    You would rather fling yourself off a building than do any more blood magic shit right now.

    Do you:
    1) Stay in the Chantry
    2) Go back to the Anvil
    3) Go home to your apartment

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    BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    Stay in the Chantry.

    At least for tonight.

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Stay in the Chantry

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Forget about the rest! When do we get the freakin GUNS!?

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Stay in the Chantry
    Provided we're not going to get jumped as another test of our abilities, it might be nice to rest a bit in the protection of our new family.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Stay in the Chantry

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Go back to the Anvil

    We can trust Paul.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Go back to the Anvil

    We can trust Paul.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Go back to the Anvil

    We can trust Paul.

    OH YES

    I HAVE ALWAYS IMPLICITLY TRUSTED UNDEAD PERSONS WHO HAVE SENT ME OFF ON SUICIDE MISSIONS

    AND DISCHARGED FLAMETHROWERS AROUND ME WHILE I'VE BEEN TIED-UP

    THEY ARE REALLY THE BEST SORTS OF PERSONS

    With Love and Courage
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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Go back to the Anvil

    We can trust Paul.

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    Twenty SidedTwenty Sided Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Paul. He seems like a cool guy. Just wants somebody to talk to.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Given the choice between the lady that expected us to burst into flames and Mr. Flamethrower McTotally McTrustworthy, I think I'll go for the third option:

    Go back to my apartment

    Because Frances has one Hell of a story to post on the Help/Advice section of the forums she frequents.

    With Love and Courage
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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    H/A? Umm, are you saying Frances is posting from inside the forums ??!1?

    In that case I vote Go to Critical Failures and start a CYOA about your experience

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Go home to your apartment.

    What concerns me in all this was that you were apparently embraced by an Anarch Tremere. That just doesn't happen.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Go home to your apartment.

    What concerns me in all this was that you were apparently embraced by an Anarch Tremere. That just doesn't happen.

    Could've been a still-surviving Tremere antitribu, but yeah, doesn't really make sense. Tremere's downside is pretty... difficult to overcome in that respect.

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Let's go back home to our apartment.

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    KiasKias Registered User regular
    Let's go back home to our apartment.

    We have the rest of everyone else's lives to chill at the chantry.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Guy's we're exhausted, and quite possibly being hunted by other vampires in the city. At least, the ones at the nightclub we checked out didn't seem to take too kindly to us.
    While they may not know where our apartment is, they almost certainly know where the chantry is located and an exhausted, newly initiated acolyte stumbling home would be too tempting to pass up.

    Let's spend the day here, tomorrow after we've rested and fed we go home or whatever. Maybe while we're here we'll learn more about our new life.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Guy's we're exhausted, and quite possibly being hunted by other vampires in the city. At least, the ones at the nightclub we checked out didn't seem to take too kindly to us.
    While they may not know where our apartment is, they almost certainly know where the chantry is located and an exhausted, newly initiated acolyte stumbling home would be too tempting to pass up.

    Let's spend the day here, tomorrow after we've rested and fed we go home or whatever. Maybe while we're here we'll learn more about our new life.

    OF COURSE THE BAD GUYS WILL BE AT OUR APARTMENT

    THAT IS THE WHOLE IDEA

    YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT BAD GUYS? IN A GAME?


    I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A CASUAL, @SEE317

    With Love and Courage
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    The Ender wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Guy's we're exhausted, and quite possibly being hunted by other vampires in the city. At least, the ones at the nightclub we checked out didn't seem to take too kindly to us.
    While they may not know where our apartment is, they almost certainly know where the chantry is located and an exhausted, newly initiated acolyte stumbling home would be too tempting to pass up.
    Let's spend the day here, tomorrow after we've rested and fed we go home or whatever. Maybe while we're here we'll learn more about our new life.
    OF COURSE THE BAD GUYS WILL BE AT OUR APARTMENT
    THAT IS THE WHOLE IDEA
    YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT BAD GUYS? IN A GAME?
    I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A CASUAL, @SEE317

    That hurts Ender. Not accusing me of being a casual, but the overuse of capitalization and the poor punctuation. It just burns my eyes.
    And of course I want to fight the bad guys, I just want to do it fully rested so we can crush them to a meaty pulp rather than get stomped because we stumbled into a dark alley while we're half asleep.
    I may be a casual, but I'm also not one for blithely walking to my doom if there's a way to avoid it. Also, I'm a huge fan of infodumps, so I was hoping we'd get another one of those by hanging around.

    see317 on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    oh shiiii- we have a tie! Chantry or apartment? Next vote is the decision

    Also, guys, don't stress too much about the lore. This is a game inspired by Bloodlines, which plays fast and loose with the lore, and I'm not suuuper experienced with the world. The Tremere are totally Camarilla aligned, just more extreme than more branches due to history that will be revealed down the line.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    OH SHIT SHIT

    THE SUSPENSE

    CAN I VOTE TWICE

    I CAN'T VOTE TWICE CAN I


    OKAY, NEXT PERSON TO VOTE, I NEED YOU TO VOTE APARTMENT. I MEAN, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A 'CHANTRY' IS? WELL IT RHYMES WITH 'PANTRY', AND WHO THE HELL WANTS TO SLEEP IN A PANTRY?

    NOBODY

    With Love and Courage
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