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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Well, apple job got cored...

    That makes no sense...

    I got let go. My fault, unable to adjust from swing/grave to day shifts, felt asleep at station a couple of times.

    But Intel has a position more in line with my schooling (working on actual computer stuff instead of following a troubleshooting manual) and I'm applying to that.

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Took the foreign service officer test today. This was my second go; last year I missed it by not very much at all, but this year I feel like I did really well. At any rate, it felt a lot easier this time? And the essay topic was one I actually know quite a bit about! So fingers crossed I get to move on to the next step in the process.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    So, unemployment report. I've applied to god-knows-how-many jobs and haven't heard back on any. :\

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Just did the online tests for the bank job I applied to. Fucked up badly. What a retard.

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Dude, that sucks, but it is the bank and its test that is dumb, not you.

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Guys, what if any are good online resources to learn excel? I'm looking to learn pretty much everything. Vlookup and pivot tables and all that stuff.


    Honestly, use help and fuck around on spreadsheets. It's not rocket science.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    So, there's a chance one of the Patrol Supervisors thinks I'm in a religion that favours huge beards. She was on site last night for a random uniform check. When she got to the heading 'Clean Shaven Y/N', she looked askance at me and half mumbled "Well, they can't really say anything about that, anymore, since it's become a human rights issue."

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    So, unemployment report. I've applied to god-knows-how-many jobs and haven't heard back on any. :\

    Keep on working those numbers.

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    So work kinda sucked today. One of the guys that transferred to New Orleans killed himself in a car accident early this morning. Basically the place was a basket case after the call came in. On top of being super busy. He was only 24, damn.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Yesterday I was at the Washington Monument. Rained all day, only ten people were spotted walking by.

    I pretty much just collapsed asleep when I got home. At least today the rain let up and I got a few sales in the morning. Hopefully my shoes will get the chance to dry out before my next work day.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    This past week suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

    Massive sprint for a deadline at the end of the week, 10-12 hour days with a lot of work to do and constant revisions.

    I was also sick on top of all of that.

    ugh

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Krieghund wrote: »
    So work kinda sucked today. One of the guys that transferred to New Orleans killed himself in a car accident early this morning. Basically the place was a basket case after the call came in. On top of being super busy. He was only 24, damn.

    Jesus, dude. I'm sorry to hear that. How are you holding up?

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Shooting suspect ran from us tonight. We cancelled pursuit then they drove their stolen truck into someone's living room.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Shooting suspect ran from us tonight. We cancelled pursuit then they drove their stolen truck into someone's living room.

    Jesus. Hope nobody got hurt in the house.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    It was empty at the time. Hell of a way to renovate.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    *Growls at non-helpful information on OSPF links*

    This shouldn't be this complicated...

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    *Growls at non-helpful information on OSPF links*

    This shouldn't be this complicated...

    Does the O stand for Oracle by chance

    'cause when I think of completely unhelpful documentation and other information I think of Oracle

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    No, but it might as well be.

    It just annoys me because I've finally got all the hardware set up to do a redundant system.. and this Open Shortest Path First setup is working for the primary links.. but the secondary links are failing for reasons beyond my comprehension.

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    MadEddy wrote: »
    Krieghund wrote: »
    So work kinda sucked today. One of the guys that transferred to New Orleans killed himself in a car accident early this morning. Basically the place was a basket case after the call came in. On top of being super busy. He was only 24, damn.

    Jesus, dude. I'm sorry to hear that. How are you holding up?

    I'm ok. Just sad. He was a good kid. Went to NOLA for more opportunity. Got a promotion to supervisor, full time. And then this. Such a waste.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    *Growls at non-helpful information on OSPF links*

    This shouldn't be this complicated...

    Does the O stand for Oracle by chance

    'cause when I think of completely unhelpful documentation and other information I think of Oracle

    'tis a routing protocol

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Welp, the guy who's supposed to relieve me is running late, it seems.

    C'mon guy, I need to get home and feed the cat.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Welp, the guy who's supposed to relieve me is running late, it seems.

    C'mon guy, I need to get home and feed the cat.

    It's a good thing I didn't sign out yet, because dude missed his alarm, so I need to stick around till he gets in. Oh well, mo' money.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Today I'll go wooding with my cousin and dad for the second day in a row. Hopefully there'll be enough conversation that he doesn't feel the need to blare THE BLAZE on his radio. If he doesn't I'm going to pledge twenty extra dollars to NPR, with "More cool radio plays, less libertarianism please." as my comment.

    Is the new Riddick any good?

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    RantBegin

    Hey library staff member who was in charge of the minecraft club. When the kids put the laptops back in the cart MAKE SURE THEY ARE ACTUALLY OFF AND PLUGGED IN. This morning I spent 30 minutes taking everything out of the damn cart since the laptops were all put in upside down or backwards, half were still on and the other half were probably still on by the batteries were dead since they were unplugged. Also like half the cables had been pulled out and not even put back on the shelves in the cart so I had to basically rewire the damn thing.

    Gahhhhhh. I am genuinely pissed off at the laziness of that staff member.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    what do you call a large number of computers?

    A group, a farm, a lab, a fleet?

    "We work to maintain the <SOMETHING> of computers in the University."

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Not servers? Lab is good.

    Servers? Cluster or farm.

    Every computer? I usually hear "All of the workstations" used.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    A murder of computers

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    I sometimes feel like murdering them, certainly.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    this is going on a resume, and i somehow think using the word murder in any sense is probably not the best way to go - but i love it

    and yeah, lab works i suppose!

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    A murder lab/cluster/farm of computers.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited October 2013
    PCs themselves are not referenced.

    Either the logistical group that uses said computers is referenced (accounting group, HR division, etc), or simply the "(group) workstations"

    e: I'm told the correct answer is "network" because this is 2013 and why would you have a group of computers not be on a network?

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I would use fleet in that case, as it's general enough to cover anything.

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    Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    I like network. But, that's actually a different thing.

    "We maintained a network of computers" insinuates you maintain the network itself, which is more net admin and such than the hardware itself. If I read that, I'd expect a person to be talking about the network itself, and not the hardware.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I like network. But, that's actually a different thing.

    "We maintained a network of computers" insinuates you maintain the network itself, which is more net admin and such than the hardware itself. If I read that, I'd expect a person to be talking about the network itself, and not the hardware.

    I think the "of computers" puts enough qualification on there that if you're more of a PC admin than a network admin, it works.

    If I was talking about a network admin job I'd describe the network in terms of users and/or more equipment than just workstations.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Yeah, my interpretation of "network of computers" would be the computers themselves. Network alone would be the actual networking.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Ugh, my leaders want me to start essentially micromanaging my peers and I am not comfortable with this at all.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    I've completely forgotten how to write a resume, unemployment is being a douchenozzle over the furlough being not technically unemployed, I'm fat as hell so a suit is gonna be expensive and look terrible, and I really liked my job but it's looking less and less likely the furlough will end in time for me to avoid being laid off

    Today fucking sucks

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    Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I've completely forgotten how to write a resume, unemployment is being a douchenozzle over the furlough being not technically unemployed, I'm fat as hell so a suit is gonna be expensive and look terrible, and I really liked my job but it's looking less and less likely the furlough will end in time for me to avoid being laid off

    Today fucking sucks

    Dude.

    Laaaaame.

    I'm sorry, man.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Ugh, my leaders want me to start essentially micromanaging my peers and I am not comfortable with this at all.

    My boss is heading this way. I need to sit down and write some basic procedures before I'll feel comfortable doing this.

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