Just taught my first class. It did not go particularly well.
The TV was broken in the classroom, which meant a lot of my prepared stuff was unusable and it really flustered me. I got through it, just, but urgh i need to improve on this.
The other teacher who came in to watch/assist if needed said it wasn't bad for my first class, but I'm pretty sure they were just trying to boost my confidence. Hopefully the first one is the worst.
Just taught my first class. It did not go particularly well.
The TV was broken in the classroom, which meant a lot of my prepared stuff was unusable and it really flustered me. I got through it, just, but urgh i need to improve on this.
The other teacher who came in to watch/assist if needed said it wasn't bad for my first class, but I'm pretty sure they were just trying to boost my confidence. Hopefully the first one is the worst.
It gets way easier.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Bloody hell, we've got the auditors in.
Lots of emails around with the gist of "If an auditor stops you in the corridor only tell them your name and grade. Do not say another word without the company lawyer present. Remember that Chemistry Lab 2 does not and has never existed"
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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NocrenLt Futz, Back in ActionNorth CarolinaRegistered Userregular
edited October 2013
That sounds like something they used to tell us before deployment regarding capture by enemy forces.
Lots of emails around with the gist of "If an auditor stops you in the corridor only tell them your name and grade. Do not say another word without the company lawyer present. Remember that Chemistry Lab 2 does not and has never existed"
Don't go to the dog park. Don't talk about the dog park. Do not think about the dog park.
Lots of emails around with the gist of "If an auditor stops you in the corridor only tell them your name and grade. Do not say another word without the company lawyer present. Remember that Chemistry Lab 2 does not and has never existed"
It'll be okay dude, you trained for this; just remember shredding takes too long and carry your files and laptop directly to the incinerator, then go pick up your 'Jon Smith' name tag from HR.
The construction worker grafitti in the portapotties have proven to be entertaining:
In one, with arrows pointing at the sanitizer and TP nook:
"FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS, REFILL THESE"
In another, concerning cock talk:
"I call mine the throbing python of love"
"WTF is throbing? Do you mean throbbing?"
"He misspelt a word, BURN HIM."
Throbing is when a cock throbs so hard that it starts to flash intermittently.
Lots of emails around with the gist of "If an auditor stops you in the corridor only tell them your name and grade. Do not say another word without the company lawyer present. Remember that Chemistry Lab 2 does not and has never existed"
It'll be okay dude, you trained for this; just remember shredding takes too long and carry your files and laptop directly to the incinerator, then go pick up your 'Jon Smith' name tag from HR.
If spotted by an Auditor do not run, instead stand perfectly still, their vision is based on movement.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Lots of emails around with the gist of "If an auditor stops you in the corridor only tell them your name and grade. Do not say another word without the company lawyer present. Remember that Chemistry Lab 2 does not and has never existed"
It'll be okay dude, you trained for this; just remember shredding takes too long and carry your files and laptop directly to the incinerator, then go pick up your 'Jon Smith' name tag from HR.
We had to drown two interns this morning because they hadn't actually signed the sheets saying they were up to date with the quality system.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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turtleantGunpla Dadis the best.Registered Userregular
Hrgblurgle I'm going stir crazy. Been staying home to save money till congress gets their heads out of their asses, and it's driving me up a wall. Unemployment is being douchers and giving me the run around. I guess I'm going to the doctor some time this week for this pain in my chest/arm. At least it's on the wrong side to be heart related!
Lots of emails around with the gist of "If an auditor stops you in the corridor only tell them your name and grade. Do not say another word without the company lawyer present. Remember that Chemistry Lab 2 does not and has never existed"
It'll be okay dude, you trained for this; just remember shredding takes too long and carry your files and laptop directly to the incinerator, then go pick up your 'Jon Smith' name tag from HR.
We had to drown two interns this morning because they hadn't actually signed the sheets saying they were up to date with the quality system.
Starting to get disenchanted with the job-finding process. Umpteen-thousand resumes sent out with nary a response. The one job I interviewed twice for (while I was still employed, nearly two months ago) has yet to make a decision.
Starting to get disenchanted with the job-finding process. Umpteen-thousand resumes sent out with nary a response. The one job I interviewed twice for (while I was still employed, nearly two months ago) has yet to make a decision.
"Alright Joe from Sales, look. I don't really care how many pages per minute it can print. I'm sure it's sufficient. What I really want to know is, is the lid sturdy enough to still function after slamming it shut on a student's head a few times?"
We picked up so many fake ID's at the bar this weekend.
Two of them looked like legit new TX IDs. But they did not feel real.
One guy was upset I turned down his slam piece and took her ID and wouldn't let her in as a minor and told him to move his beer away from another minor at the table.
I'm good at reading lips. And he was talking an awful lot of shit from across the room. Then he told the waitress to call me a "scrub". She told him to fuck off.
I just kept staring at him and smiling. He left at some point and was not game enough to say anything while leaving.
I love football season.
diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
"Is the copy bed sufficiently strong enough for me to make 1000 copies of my asshole and use them to wallpaper my bosses office?"
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NocrenLt Futz, Back in ActionNorth CarolinaRegistered Userregular
"Alright Joe from Sales, look. I don't really care how many pages per minute it can print. I'm sure it's sufficient. What I really want to know is, is the lid sturdy enough to still function after slamming it shut on a student's head a few times?"
"And is the glass sturdy enough for holiday party ass copying and possible :winky: ?"
We picked up so many fake ID's at the bar this weekend.
Two of them looked like legit new TX IDs. But they did not feel real.
One guy was upset I turned down his slam piece and took her ID and wouldn't let her in as a minor and told him to move his beer away from another minor at the table.
I'm good at reading lips. And he was talking an awful lot of shit from across the room. Then he told the waitress to call me a "scrub". She told him to fuck off.
I just kept staring at him and smiling. He left at some point and was not game enough to say anything while leaving.
I love football season.
Was this person Michael Keaton? Who the hell uses the term scrub in a non-verb sense nowadays?
+1
Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
More like Slowcren...
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AthenorBattle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered Userregular
*sigh*
My boss just canceled our daily meetings, saying that we need more time serving clients and less time meeting.
These daily meetings were where we'd discuss the issues going on with our clients so everyone was aware, as opposed to people just hoarding information.
My boss just canceled our daily meetings, saying that we need more time serving clients and less time meeting.
These daily meetings were where we'd discuss the issues going on with our clients so everyone was aware, as opposed to people just hoarding information.
If you don't hoard information then what will you sleep on?
My boss just canceled our daily meetings, saying that we need more time serving clients and less time meeting.
These daily meetings were where we'd discuss the issues going on with our clients so everyone was aware, as opposed to people just hoarding information.
If you don't hoard information then what will you sleep on?
Sleep? What's that? I'm expecting that there is going to be a big fight in the next 2 days over the fact that we aren't checking our email over the weekend unless we are on call.
My boss just canceled our daily meetings, saying that we need more time serving clients and less time meeting.
These daily meetings were where we'd discuss the issues going on with our clients so everyone was aware, as opposed to people just hoarding information.
If you don't hoard information then what will you sleep on?
Sleep? What's that? I'm expecting that there is going to be a big fight in the next 2 days over the fact that we aren't checking our email over the weekend unless we are on call.
It's what you'll get if you hoard all your information to make yourself a bed!
We picked up so many fake ID's at the bar this weekend.
Two of them looked like legit new TX IDs. But they did not feel real.
One guy was upset I turned down his slam piece and took her ID and wouldn't let her in as a minor and told him to move his beer away from another minor at the table.
I'm good at reading lips. And he was talking an awful lot of shit from across the room. Then he told the waitress to call me a "scrub". She told him to fuck off.
I just kept staring at him and smiling. He left at some point and was not game enough to say anything while leaving.
I love football season.
Was this person Michael Keaton? Who the hell uses the term scrub in a non-verb sense nowadays?
Yeah, it's a major airline with 80k employees, no worries there. It's just disappointing as all hells to watch money being wasted through apathy and know there's nothing I can do about it.
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
edited October 2013
Accidentally arrived an hour early and am now sitting in a darkened opera house, alone. If this place didn't have free wifi I'd feel really stupid right now.
Hacksaw on
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
Yeah, it's a major airline with 80k employees, no worries there. It's just disappointing as all hells to watch money being wasted through apathy and know there's nothing I can do about it.
I can't imagine why airlines go bankrupt from time to time. :rotate:
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The TV was broken in the classroom, which meant a lot of my prepared stuff was unusable and it really flustered me. I got through it, just, but urgh i need to improve on this.
The other teacher who came in to watch/assist if needed said it wasn't bad for my first class, but I'm pretty sure they were just trying to boost my confidence. Hopefully the first one is the worst.
It gets way easier.
Lots of emails around with the gist of "If an auditor stops you in the corridor only tell them your name and grade. Do not say another word without the company lawyer present. Remember that Chemistry Lab 2 does not and has never existed"
Don't go to the dog park. Don't talk about the dog park. Do not think about the dog park.
It'll be okay dude, you trained for this; just remember shredding takes too long and carry your files and laptop directly to the incinerator, then go pick up your 'Jon Smith' name tag from HR.
Throbing is when a cock throbs so hard that it starts to flash intermittently.
If spotted by an Auditor do not run, instead stand perfectly still, their vision is based on movement.
We had to drown two interns this morning because they hadn't actually signed the sheets saying they were up to date with the quality system.
Interns should be like Kleenex:
Soft, strong and disposable.
Where and what kind of work?
Applied. I'm short on the degree and I haven't done Cisco CLI work exclusively in a couple years, but we'll see.
Guess who gets to do all the leg work in contacting vendors and picking out products? Ugh.
Two of them looked like legit new TX IDs. But they did not feel real.
One guy was upset I turned down his slam piece and took her ID and wouldn't let her in as a minor and told him to move his beer away from another minor at the table.
I'm good at reading lips. And he was talking an awful lot of shit from across the room. Then he told the waitress to call me a "scrub". She told him to fuck off.
I just kept staring at him and smiling. He left at some point and was not game enough to say anything while leaving.
I love football season.
"And is the glass sturdy enough for holiday party ass copying and possible :winky: ?"
Was this person Michael Keaton? Who the hell uses the term scrub in a non-verb sense nowadays?
My boss just canceled our daily meetings, saying that we need more time serving clients and less time meeting.
These daily meetings were where we'd discuss the issues going on with our clients so everyone was aware, as opposed to people just hoarding information.
If you don't hoard information then what will you sleep on?
Software developer is also an appropriate title
Sleep? What's that? I'm expecting that there is going to be a big fight in the next 2 days over the fact that we aren't checking our email over the weekend unless we are on call.
You suggested interior decorating, I suggested sexy time.
By default I win.
It's what you'll get if you hoard all your information to make yourself a bed!
Scrubs.
No email nor do I have the necessary access to engage in the training happening this week. I will have to share a terminal with someone.
Guess who's going to apply at @Yukira"'s place of employment when he gets home tonight?
Did you guess 'Deedubs' boys and girls?
You guessed right.
Is it Stale?
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Hopefully I can find something else soon but it's a freakin holiday but like half the places are open and half aren't...
Fuck...
Yeah, it's a major airline with 80k employees, no worries there. It's just disappointing as all hells to watch money being wasted through apathy and know there's nothing I can do about it.
I can't imagine why airlines go bankrupt from time to time. :rotate: