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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Now it hurts and i don't know why. Why do my wound hurt?

    Why did i try to change my gauze squares? it was clearly a mistake.

    i'm not eating (well, drinking a meal replacement) today. Possibly not tomorrow either. This hurts too much.

    Did you moisten the gauze before replacing?

    Could just be irritating the gaping hole

    They never told me to moisten to gauze, just to bite down on it.

    Why do people relish making me suffer that way?

    Is it because my ignorance-fueled pain makes them feel superior?

    take a painkiller and recognize you have giant holes in your face.

    That shit is going to hurt for a while. You didn't go to the gum tickler, bro.

    They ripped a bunch of shit out of your head, including some nerves, and left a bleeding gap.

    I already took the pill i was prescribed and there's no way in hell i'm touching the morphine.

    Oh for goodness' sake take half a morphine, you're not going to become a crack addict.

    Do the tough guy thing tomorrow.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Now it hurts and i don't know why. Why do my wound hurt?

    Why did i try to change my gauze squares? it was clearly a mistake.

    i'm not eating (well, drinking a meal replacement) today. Possibly not tomorrow either. This hurts too much.

    Did you moisten the gauze before replacing?

    Could just be irritating the gaping hole

    They never told me to moisten to gauze, just to bite down on it.

    Why do people relish making me suffer that way?

    Is it because my ignorance-fueled pain makes them feel superior?

    take a painkiller and recognize you have giant holes in your face.

    That shit is going to hurt for a while. You didn't go to the gum tickler, bro.

    They ripped a bunch of shit out of your head, including some nerves, and left a bleeding gap.

    I already took the pill i was prescribed and there's no way in hell i'm touching the morphine.

    Just a little taste, 21st

    Just one

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Now it hurts and i don't know why. Why do my wound hurt?

    Why did i try to change my gauze squares? it was clearly a mistake.

    i'm not eating (well, drinking a meal replacement) today. Possibly not tomorrow either. This hurts too much.

    Did you moisten the gauze before replacing?

    Could just be irritating the gaping hole

    They never told me to moisten to gauze, just to bite down on it.

    Why do people relish making me suffer that way?

    Is it because my ignorance-fueled pain makes them feel superior?

    take a painkiller and recognize you have giant holes in your face.

    That shit is going to hurt for a while. You didn't go to the gum tickler, bro.

    They ripped a bunch of shit out of your head, including some nerves, and left a bleeding gap.

    I already took the pill i was prescribed and there's no way in hell i'm touching the morphine.

    Oh for goodness' sake take half a morphine, you're not going to become a crack addict.

    Do the tough guy thing tomorrow.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    take da drugs dey gave u

    u aint gon become addicted over a lil wisdom teeth painkillerz

    poo
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Like Dak'kon said,

    "Endure, and in enduring grow strong"

    strong, broken and downtrodden, whichever

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Totally recognised the fourth picture as being the lights outside the roadhouse in Twin Peaks. Lynch managed to make everyday stuff look terrifying.

    A ceiling fan oh Jesus no make it stop now a big, black telephone handset now trees swaying in the wind oh god oh god.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    MU2fWAm.png

    Sounds about right.

    Oh hey they started a series on Comedy Central recently. Is that any good/still on?

    Yes and Yes

    The Chicago episode is fucking amazing

    I'm very glad it seemed an idea that came way too late past the first YouTube vids to actually be any good and in a poor format. Glad to be wrong I will have to check it out.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Pain is an illusion, drugs are real.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Do the Japanese even play videogames anymore?

    http://wiiudaily.com/2013/08/wonderful-101-japanese-sales/

    Also, Saints Row 4 has sold a million copies so far.

    Floundering console and that game has next to no marketing

    no purprise there.

    Nintendo needed to just run the 3ds train for a couple years and release a real next gen console to run with the big boys. Instead of releasing the halfbaked Wii U

    You really think W101 will do well over here?

    Hell no, W101 won't sell well. That game is Japanese as fuck. Power Rangers parodies? In 2013?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Now it hurts and i don't know why. Why do my wound hurt?

    Why did i try to change my gauze squares? it was clearly a mistake.

    i'm not eating (well, drinking a meal replacement) today. Possibly not tomorrow either. This hurts too much.

    Did you moisten the gauze before replacing?

    Could just be irritating the gaping hole

    They never told me to moisten to gauze, just to bite down on it.

    Why do people relish making me suffer that way?

    Is it because my ignorance-fueled pain makes them feel superior?

    take a painkiller and recognize you have giant holes in your face.

    That shit is going to hurt for a while. You didn't go to the gum tickler, bro.

    They ripped a bunch of shit out of your head, including some nerves, and left a bleeding gap.

    I already took the pill i was prescribed and there's no way in hell i'm touching the morphine.

    Oh for goodness' sake take half a morphine, you're not going to become a crack addict.

    Do the tough guy thing tomorrow.

    i head that morphine stays in your spinal fluid

    and if you crack your back, you'll have a flashback

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Now it hurts and i don't know why. Why do my wound hurt?

    Why did i try to change my gauze squares? it was clearly a mistake.

    i'm not eating (well, drinking a meal replacement) today. Possibly not tomorrow either. This hurts too much.

    Did you moisten the gauze before replacing?

    Could just be irritating the gaping hole

    They never told me to moisten to gauze, just to bite down on it.

    Why do people relish making me suffer that way?

    Is it because my ignorance-fueled pain makes them feel superior?

    take a painkiller and recognize you have giant holes in your face.

    That shit is going to hurt for a while. You didn't go to the gum tickler, bro.

    They ripped a bunch of shit out of your head, including some nerves, and left a bleeding gap.

    I already took the pill i was prescribed and there's no way in hell i'm touching the morphine.

    Oh for goodness' sake take half a morphine, you're not going to become a crack addict.

    Do the tough guy thing tomorrow.

    It doesn't hurt anymore and also if i do the tough guy act AFTER the big painful part is over, i have no merit.

    I WILL ENDURE

    AND IN ENDURING GROW STRONG.

    ALSO I MIGHT CHECK OUT THE TEACHINGS OF ZERTHIMMON... I DUNNO.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Ring ring!

    Hi 21st! It's me, your old pal Mr. Soaked Tea Bag! Can my friend and I come visit?

    We can? Capital!

    tea_bag250.jpg

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Pain is an illusion, drugs are real.

    pain is just hurt goblins attacking the body

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    21st, do you believe in science and trust your doctor?

    Then do what he told you to.

    If not, then go in the back garden, pick some weeds, and throw them into a bowl.

    Then fill a glass with water and set the glass in the bowl.

    Then pour more water into the glass until it overflows and gets the weeds wet.

    Then drink the glass of water. The natural growth properties of hardy fresh plants will leech through the crystalline structure of the glass and imbue the water with energy that will make your wounds heal faster.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Now it hurts and i don't know why. Why do my wound hurt?

    Why did i try to change my gauze squares? it was clearly a mistake.

    i'm not eating (well, drinking a meal replacement) today. Possibly not tomorrow either. This hurts too much.

    Did you moisten the gauze before replacing?

    Could just be irritating the gaping hole

    They never told me to moisten to gauze, just to bite down on it.

    Why do people relish making me suffer that way?

    Is it because my ignorance-fueled pain makes them feel superior?

    take a painkiller and recognize you have giant holes in your face.

    That shit is going to hurt for a while. You didn't go to the gum tickler, bro.

    They ripped a bunch of shit out of your head, including some nerves, and left a bleeding gap.

    I already took the pill i was prescribed and there's no way in hell i'm touching the morphine.

    Oh for goodness' sake take half a morphine, you're not going to become a crack addict.

    Do the tough guy thing tomorrow.

    i head that morphine stays in your spinal fluid

    and if you crack your back, you'll have a flashback

    i think that's broccoli

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Kagera wrote: »
    All I remember after having my wisdom teeth out was barely being able to move my jaw and eating seedless applesauce for a few days.

    It was kinda annoying.

    I remember the procedure and nothing else.

    It was actually super fucking awesome.

    Also the guy that did it was like an ex-Navy SEAL for some reason. He was like "fuck man you're not going under? I could never do that. That's hardcore."

    But yeah I am glad I was the procedure was pretty cool. They did some thing with drilling in and then the tooth shattered and they pulled out the pieces.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    I tried a Vicodin after my root canal and it gave me super weird dreams and I didn't sleep well at all.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Ring ring!

    Hi 21st! It's me, your old pal Mr. Soaked Tea Bag! Can my friend and I come visit?

    We can? Capital!

    tea_bag250.jpg

    I don't have any teabags because i am a low class slob.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Arch wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    of course i like everything from glorious motherland nihon

    quoting this, printing it out, mailing it to you as a birthday present

    print it onto cloth

    and mount it on a body pillow

    Wqdwp8l.png
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    dont take the pills 21c

    these devils just want you to become an addicted

    919UOwT.png
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    21st

    you are like the poster child for the psychological damage of the D.A.R.E. program

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    I tried a Vicodin after my root canal and it gave me super weird dreams and I didn't sleep well at all.

    vicodin just made me unable to poop

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Now it hurts and i don't know why. Why do my wound hurt?

    Why did i try to change my gauze squares? it was clearly a mistake.

    i'm not eating (well, drinking a meal replacement) today. Possibly not tomorrow either. This hurts too much.

    Did you moisten the gauze before replacing?

    Could just be irritating the gaping hole

    They never told me to moisten to gauze, just to bite down on it.

    Why do people relish making me suffer that way?

    Is it because my ignorance-fueled pain makes them feel superior?

    take a painkiller and recognize you have giant holes in your face.

    That shit is going to hurt for a while. You didn't go to the gum tickler, bro.

    They ripped a bunch of shit out of your head, including some nerves, and left a bleeding gap.

    I already took the pill i was prescribed and there's no way in hell i'm touching the morphine.

    Oh for goodness' sake take half a morphine, you're not going to become a crack addict.

    Do the tough guy thing tomorrow.

    It doesn't hurt anymore and also if i do the tough guy act AFTER the big painful part is over, i have no merit.

    I WILL ENDURE

    AND IN ENDURING GROW STRONG.

    ALSO I MIGHT CHECK OUT THE TEACHINGS OF ZERTHIMMON... I DUNNO.

    Man

    The tough guy thing in general interferes with the "actually pay attention to the situation and try to derive optimal results" thing.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    21st, do you believe in science and trust your doctor?

    Then do what he told you to.

    If not, then go in the back garden, pick some weeds, and throw them into a bowl.

    Then fill a glass with water and set the glass in the bowl.

    Then pour more water into the glass until it overflows and gets the weeds wet.

    Then drink the glass of water. The natural growth properties of hardy fresh plants will leech through the crystalline structure of the glass and imbue the water with energy that will make your wounds heal faster.

    I mostly believe in my addiction problems.

    Which scare the shit out of me.

    Plus, the gauze thing stopped hurting after becoming all moist.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    vicodin makes my poop smell like cocaine

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I remember getting my wisdom teeth out. I was sore for a couple days and then was fine.

    Since my dad is a dentist I got them out early before they started coming in. They would of compacted the shit out of my teeth if I didn't.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    spool32 wrote: »
    21st, do you believe in science and trust your doctor?

    Then do what he told you to.

    If not, then go in the back garden, pick some weeds, and throw them into a bowl.

    Then fill a glass with water and set the glass in the bowl.

    Then pour more water into the glass until it overflows and gets the weeds wet.

    Then drink the glass of water. The natural growth properties of hardy fresh plants will leech through the crystalline structure of the glass and imbue the water with energy that will make your wounds heal faster.

    i trust a doctor to inject me with anesthetics

    and slash up my jaws

    and rip fucking bones out of my head

    but prescribing drugs?

    get away you fucking pusher quack

    Wqdwp8l.png
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Now it hurts and i don't know why. Why do my wound hurt?

    Why did i try to change my gauze squares? it was clearly a mistake.

    i'm not eating (well, drinking a meal replacement) today. Possibly not tomorrow either. This hurts too much.

    Did you moisten the gauze before replacing?

    Could just be irritating the gaping hole

    They never told me to moisten to gauze, just to bite down on it.

    Why do people relish making me suffer that way?

    Is it because my ignorance-fueled pain makes them feel superior?

    take a painkiller and recognize you have giant holes in your face.

    That shit is going to hurt for a while. You didn't go to the gum tickler, bro.

    They ripped a bunch of shit out of your head, including some nerves, and left a bleeding gap.

    I already took the pill i was prescribed and there's no way in hell i'm touching the morphine.

    Oh for goodness' sake take half a morphine, you're not going to become a crack addict.

    Do the tough guy thing tomorrow.

    i head that morphine stays in your spinal fluid

    and if you crack your back, you'll have a flashback

    i think that's broccoli

    Isn't that what happens when you swallow gum?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    mmm history

    here's something fun

    Thoughts on the Partition of Poland

    fuck gendered marketing
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    21st

    you are like the poster child for the psychological damage of the D.A.R.E. program

    Amusingly, in quebec we had Le Sablier which is a lot unlike what i believe D.A.R.E. to be.

    Basically, it taught us that the problems are addiction, not drugs themselves.

    And i get addicted reeeeal easily.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    @21stcentury @das uber edward divekick tonight? like late night EST. 21st I know you are dealing with your mouth

    or is it @dasuberedward

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    21st my advice is to stop posting about it I know it hurts like a mother fucker but posting about the pain isnt helping, try to play something mindless Tetris even.

    Even try free Bomberman

    bombermine.com

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    @Organichu

    DID YOU SEE ADAM LEVINE IN BLACK BRIEFS AND SUNGLASSES THAT HIS FIANCEE UPLOADED ON TWITTER??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    21stcentury "das uber edward" divekick tonight? like late night EST. 21st I know you are dealing with your mouth

    or is it @dasuberedward

    i'm probably gonna be up late tonight, but not usually.

    I would prefer early evening...

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    21st morphine is basically like injecting addiction straight into your bloodstream

    as soon as the pill hits your tongue you will be completely prepared to JO a dude in an alleyway for more

    919UOwT.png
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    I tried a Vicodin after my root canal and it gave me super weird dreams and I didn't sleep well at all.

    vicodin just made me unable to poop

    I was really disappointed in Vicodin. I was like "Oh shit! The hardcore stuff, like didn't Dr. House get all addicted to this stuff". I took it for my severe pain after mouth surgery. And all it did was take the pain away and make me feel a bit floaty headed.

    As someone who has never had anything harder than booze, I was sorely put out. I had high expectations.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    drugs drugs whatev

    when i had wisdom teeth they like

    wanna go under

    i'm like sure, stick that shit in my arm thanks

    wake up, bam my teeth are gone

    i think i maybe only used like one or 2 of the percocet or vicodin they gave
    after that i just too tylenol or advil

    poo
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    21st my advice is to stop posting about it I know it hurts like a mother fucker but posting about the pain isnt helping, try to play something mindless Tetris even.

    Even try free Bomberman

    bombermine.com

    but it stopped hurting. The problem was that the dry gauze irritated the wound.

    Now I'm okay. I'm happy i didn't take the morphine because I don't need it.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Man fuck the system.

    I finally got the damn card that the company that is now issuing aid disbursements for my school insists I need. So I go to register and everything, and the fastest option is to just have the money put on the card, but I have to make a checking account to do that, and the fucking account charges fifty cents per transaction! And then there is also a huge ATM fee on top of the fee the ATM itself charges.

    So fuck that, I decide to just have it direct deposited, but they say it takes 2-3 days. What the fuck. Whatever, I am not going to start a checking account with you motherfuckers. So I fill everything out, and at the end, AT THE END

    They say I have to print out the fucking form I just filled out ON THE INTERNET and MAIL IT TO THEM IN CONNECTICUT. WHAT.

    This is perfectly designed to funnel students into their stupid checking accounts, of which there are three tiers and two of them have a monthly fee. But I am not gonna play their game, I will not give them a God damn single fifty cents. So I accept their terms, and go to print it off, and the next page is like, oh yeah you can totally just fax it too. Motherfuckers why didn't you say that? At least I can do that from my computer and it doesn't take friggin two days for you to even receive the damn thing.

    So now I'm going to print the form as a PDF, hook up my Wacom Intuos 4 tablet, sign my name in Photoshop, and use a web service that faxes shit. Fuck you, bank, I fucking win you fucks.

    And then when I go to post this Vanilla tries to save the draft but the thread got closed so the page spazzed out and I lost my post.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    I tried a Vicodin after my root canal and it gave me super weird dreams and I didn't sleep well at all.

    vicodin just made me unable to poop

    I was really disappointed in Vicodin. I was like "Oh shit! The hardcore stuff, like didn't Dr. House get all addicted to this stuff". I took it for my severe pain after mouth surgery. And all it did was take the pain away and make me feel a bit floaty headed.

    As someone who has never had anything harder than booze, I was sorely put out. I had high expectations.

    its a pun

    HIGH expectations

    poo
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