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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    i put on phylyps trak ii and squeeled like a little kid on christmas

    magix

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    How did Quentin Tarantino make Zamfir cool?

    The guy's a stronger wizard than Alan Moore, i tells ya.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    how about a sexual panopticon

    aka The Internet

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    You know why they call it Office 365?

    Because you take one look at it and make a 365 to walk away.

    but if you make a 365 you'd be walking towards it just at a slightly askew angle

    this joke it does not work

    ....that'sthejoke.jpg

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    You know why they call it Office 365?

    Because you take one look at it and make a 365 to walk away.

    but if you make a 365 you'd be walking towards it just at a slightly askew angle

    this joke it does not work

    Yeah but you do it from far enough out that you use its gravity to slingshot yourself into space at high speed

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    and those aren't really microsoft's fault

    they're a little bit microsoft's fault

    I think

    just judging by what you told me and my experiences with the system

    like maybe 30% microsoft's fault and 70% your institution's?

    those are totally scientific figures too. wanna see my methodology?

    "methodology"

    :winky:

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    don't worry lud it was hilarious

    double joke

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    21st

    real talk

    you need to have a healthier relationship towards substances

    i'm not saying that you need to use or even try them

    but, if for some reason, you do, i feel like you are going to go nuts with them because you're so afraid of them

    Vanguard

    Real talk.

    i need a healthier relationship towards pretty much everything.

    That's why i'm going to see a psychologist.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    :evil:

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    You know why they call it Office 365?

    Because you take one look at it and make a 365 to walk away.

    but if you make a 365 you'd be walking towards it just at a slightly askew angle

    this joke it does not work

    ....that'sthejoke.jpg

    no that's not the joke

    there is no joke there

    "the joke" refers to nothing

    it is an absent referent

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    How did Quentin Tarantino make Zamfir cool?

    The guy's a stronger wizard than Alan Moore, i tells ya.

    Cocaine.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i'm pretty sure i was eating the night of my wisdom teeth removal

    but then again i am a boss

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    You know why they call it Office 365?

    Because you take one look at it and make a 365 to walk away.

    but if you make a 365 you'd be walking towards it just at a slightly askew angle

    this joke it does not work

    Yeah but you do it from far enough out that you use its gravity to slingshot yourself into space at high speed

    And then you go back in time to San Francisco and save the whales

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    how about a sexual panopticon

    That's just fucking silly.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Chanus wrote: »
    chanus did you buy phat computer partz?

    I was gonna and then I realized I didn't have my card with me and I forgot the number

    So this evening probably

    I basically just built the first one on the second row from that sheet you linked

    seems p good

    never mind I misread that

    bloodyroarxx on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    You know why they call it Office 365?

    Because you take one look at it and make a 365 to walk away.

    but if you make a 365 you'd be walking towards it just at a slightly askew angle

    this joke it does not work

    ....that'sthejoke.jpg

    no that's not the joke

    there is no joke there

    "the joke" refers to nothing

    it is an absent referent

    ...you've really never heard the xbox 360 joke?

    Look I get it. It wasn't a good joke. But it was a joke. It met enough referential requirements to be a joke.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    desk, did I also get maurizio domina with the carl craig mix?

    of course I did!

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    21st I want to buy you tea bags and like

    A soothing lavender pillow and ship them to you

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Ugh. I don't want to read about lock profiles. That's why locksmiths exist and because creepy people need jobs too.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    and while you're in San Francisco you discover that somebody is still using Eudora and POP3 for email and you're all

    "you haven't heard of hosted email in the cloud? here let me show you"

    and then you sit down at somebody's Mac and invent Office 365

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    21st I want to buy you tea bags and like

    A soothing lavender pillow and ship them to you
    lavender? He might get addicted.

    All strung out in the aisle of a drugstore

    Yardley's dripping from his nostrils

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Oh shit, really promising job prospect like 10 minutes from my house

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Which of the following is not a subtitle for a Castlevania game:
    a) Circle of the Moon
    b) Simon's Adventure
    c) Lament of Innocence
    d) Belmont's Revenge
    B

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    I'm less attracted to people's bodies, primary and secondary sexual characteristics than I am attracted to their deep emotional scars. A baggagesexual if you will.

    Not to be confused with baggagefeesexuals, who will fuck anyone that doesn't fly southwest.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ugh. I don't want to read about lock profiles. That's why locksmiths exist and because creepy people need jobs too.

    ....are locksmiths creepy?

    I never knew that but it makes sense now that I think about it

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Can someone tell me the difference between bisexual and pansexual?

    SOME people believe that being bisexual means you're only attracted to the gender binary. You like men or women or both and nothing in-between or outside of those two gender.

    Pansexuals are people who can like men, women, trans, intersex, non-gender specified, etc. Though that doesn't mean they like all of them I think? Or I might be thinking of polysexuals on that front.

    ...Stupid damn labels.

    I like labels! They make me feel like I belong somewhere.

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    excuse me pansexual is someone who likes goat-people.

    Gheorghe+Zamfir+86176711zb6.jpg

    Ah, Zamfir, master of the pan flute, who was 26 for 32 in passing.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    21st I want to buy you tea bags and like

    A soothing lavender pillow and ship them to you

    i might need them, like tomorrow? after that, if i'm still bleeding, I should contact the clinic.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    how about a sexual panopticon

    That's just fucking silly.

    Two panopticons having sex sounds kind of hot.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    @TL DR

    Seriously I want to hear your tale of Office 365 woe.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    21st I want to buy you tea bags and like

    A soothing lavender pillow and ship them to you

    i might need them, like tomorrow? after that, if i'm still bleeding, I should contact the clinic.

    if you're still bleeding it just means you've become a woman 21st. It's a beautiful thing. Embrace it.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    I'm less attracted to people's bodies, primary and secondary sexual characteristics than I am attracted to their deep emotional scars. A baggagesexual if you will.

    Not to be confused with baggagefeesexuals, who will fuck anyone that doesn't fly southwest.

    Deep emotional scars eh...

    :winky:

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    How do we really know Zamfir is master of the panflute?

    He was like the only dude playing panflute on TimeLife commercials when that claim was made.

    This has never been tested!

    Why does Chrome agree panflute is a word on the first line but not on the second line but on this line?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    How did Quentin Tarantino make Zamfir cool?

    The guy's a stronger wizard than Alan Moore, i tells ya.

    the cool was always inside you all along, zamfir

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    what is good gin

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Can someone tell me the difference between bisexual and pansexual?

    SOME people believe that being bisexual means you're only attracted to the gender binary. You like men or women or both and nothing in-between or outside of those two gender.

    Pansexuals are people who can like men, women, trans, intersex, non-gender specified, etc. Though that doesn't mean they like all of them I think? Or I might be thinking of polysexuals on that front.

    ...Stupid damn labels.

    I like labels! They make me feel like I belong somewhere.

    I don't like labels because they stick to my fingers even if I shake my hand all around to try to get them off.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ugh. I don't want to read about lock profiles. That's why locksmiths exist and because creepy people need jobs too.

    ....are locksmiths creepy?

    I never knew that but it makes sense now that I think about it

    All of the ones I know are. Theirs is a dark art in the security industry and they get brought in as subcontractors because they tend to be an insular as fuck community in security.

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