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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it


    stop pretending to be a grown-up.
    (i own stock :3)

    exactly my point, knock it off. You're not fooling anybody.

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  • edited March 2007
    I think I might make this into a yahoo game on thread with Bergy and AAG in here.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i am in no hurry to grow up ever

    stocks are frightening things made of evil and dress socks

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    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    i heard about shots girls can get to increase their g-spot and it's good for like 4 months

    what i'm saying is
    get that
    but in your ass

    Oh lord... I heard about that. I wonder if that hurts??? Oh lord... that's freakin' nasty

    what's nasty about needles in a vagina or your asshole

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    maybe just the hooves

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it


    stop pretending to be a grown-up.
    (i own stock :3)

    exactly my point, knock it off. You're not fooling anybody.
    Huh making decent financial decisions is bad now

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    maybe just the hooves

    horses can survive in nature with their feet cut off

    they just turn them into glue and put them back on

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am broke and will be broke for the rest of my life.

    woe.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it


    stop pretending to be a grown-up.

    And put the fucking dollar sign on the correct side of the number, you fucking yutz.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey TFS, you can make a lot of money if you fuck around with Google stock. Study its patterns closely for a while. I had an uncle who made truly obscene amounts of money at it. Like enough that three months of that was more money than he'd need for a full year of very comfortable living.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i will be rich and fucking famous

    money falling out of my ass because i have to keep it there because the bank can't hold it all for me

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Seriously though invest in the big-box stores that aren't Wal-Mart or K-Mart

    their stock fluctuates enough to the point if you buy it at 20$/share at the beginning of the week, it'll be like 37$ by the end of it


    stop pretending to be a grown-up.
    (i own stock :3)

    exactly my point, knock it off. You're not fooling anybody.
    Huh making decent financial decisions is bad now

    well its not a very grown-up thing to do, that's for sure.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Buying stocks with only $500 is a total waste.

    I wouldn't look into stocks with really anything less than $5000.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey TFS, you can make a lot of money if you fuck around with Google stock. Study its patterns closely for a while. I had an uncle who made truly obscene amounts of money at it. Like enough that three months of that was more money than he'd need for a full year of very comfortable living.
    Except I do not have the capital to fucking buy google stock

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  • Mister_PibblesMister_Pibbles Registered User
    edited March 2007
    You could buy a pet cat, then have it neutered, and de-wormed, and given its shots, and then have the cat end up hating you, because it's always 50/50 with cats...

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  • AlwaysAngryGuyAlwaysAngryGuy Registered User
    edited March 2007
    I sold my WoW account for $400 and then spent the money about 10 minutes later. I'll never see so much again in my entire life. I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.

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  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    I say you buy a camera, and a nintendo 64 (with the box), some wrapping paper, and some pj's, and re-make this video. You will make even more moneys.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendid%3D106648863

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey TFS, you can make a lot of money if you fuck around with Google stock. Study its patterns closely for a while. I had an uncle who made truly obscene amounts of money at it. Like enough that three months of that was more money than he'd need for a full year of very comfortable living.

    http://finance.google.com/finance?q=GOOG

    yeah, some people are very fucking rich now, i wish i had had the money back when they went public

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I own stock too.

    I have one share of Citibank Pref stock because I'm an employee.

    Man, I can't wait for that $0.0000000000000002 dividend to come in.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I should sell some organs.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I sold my WoW account for $400 and then spent the money about 10 minutes later. I'll never see so much again in my entire life. I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.

    my roommate sold his account for $800 when he quit playing

    then he started playing again a month later :(

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  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I should sell some organs.

    oooo dibs on your kidney.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    how much are you willing to pay?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Seriously 458 dollars a share for fucking google

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I should sell some organs.

    oooo dibs on your kidney.

    liver

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You're both trying to buy organs I've probably already damaged.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey TFS, you can make a lot of money if you fuck around with Google stock. Study its patterns closely for a while. I had an uncle who made truly obscene amounts of money at it. Like enough that three months of that was more money than he'd need for a full year of very comfortable living.
    Except I do not have the capital to fucking buy google stock

    Wah wah wah

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  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    the alchohol isnt it? oh well. I think I'll just buy a robot kidney like on Venture Brothers. I love that show. I still want your kidney.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i have indirect evidence which proves you probably have a better liver than i do, bergy

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    has google split yet?

    because if so

    there are some even luckier people out there

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Seriously 458 dollars a share for fucking google

    Oh shit it's up to that now? That is, in effect, good news for me. You will note that I said I "had" an uncle. That's a higher stock price than what it was when he died.

    On the other hand, what I will inherit will not replace him. But he's gone now, so I will benefit from pillaging his estate slightly more now that that price is up.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    didn't google go public at like $11 dollars a share

    why the fuck didn't get on that bus

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  • AlwaysAngryGuyAlwaysAngryGuy Registered User
    edited March 2007
    I know a guy with 5 kidneys in his body.

    Selfish fucking prick. Just because they keep failing. What an asshole.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I bet he's got the aids, too

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You could buy a pet cat, then have it neutered, and de-wormed, and given its shots, and then have the cat end up hating you, because it's always 50/50 with cats...

    I had two cats and they both liked me and I killed one and that made me sad because I did not want to kill him.

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    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Sgt.CortezMCSgt.CortezMC Registered User
    edited March 2007
    I know a guy with 5 kidneys in his body.

    Selfish fucking prick. Just because they keep failing. What an asshole.

    Gotta love that sarcasm (that's sarcasm right?) :P I love those smileys

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    oh wow this guy is a fuckin' retard

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  • AlwaysAngryGuyAlwaysAngryGuy Registered User
    edited March 2007
    I was wondering when that was going to come up.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If I had 5 kidneys I know I'd be a prick about it.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    is it hard to type out web addresses with a brutal disability

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