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Can you tell if someone is lying?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2007
    I'm a compulsive liar who appreciates a good paradox.

    Larlar on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm a compulsive liar who appreciates a good paradox.

    Liar

    tugga on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    ive seen a semi truck w/ trailer lose control and plow through a love's truck stop

    killed 3 or 4 people

    i was refueling at the time, i was unharmed

    this was before (decent) camera phones

    there was something in the news a few days ago about a learner driver who plowed through like 10 people at a bus stop

    Air on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Air wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    ive seen a semi truck w/ trailer lose control and plow through a love's truck stop

    killed 3 or 4 people

    i was refueling at the time, i was unharmed

    this was before (decent) camera phones

    there was something in the news a few days ago about a learner driver who plowed through like 10 people at a bus stop

    WHOOPS.jpg

    tugga on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i had my first sexual experience at 10

    i was sleeping over at my cousins house one night (we were like best friends) and we were just hanging out like we normally did, playing his recently acquired PS1. we were playing some super cool sports game, i can't remember what is was called, but you could ride around on a mountain bike, and i think rollerblades, maybe even a skateboard. anyway, after it started getting late, his mom told us we had to go to bed, so off we went. his room was in almost like an attic type thing; you had to climb up a ladder to get into it, so it was the coolest bedroom in the world.

    after we had been lying there for a while he goes "hey, i saw this thing on a movie the other day, wanna try it?"
    of course i say yes, since i wasn't really tired anyway and i was looking for something to do.
    so he came over next to me, undid my pants, and started sucking me off.
    so, i guess at that age i still hadn't gotten to the baby-batter making stage of development, so it didn't get messy....but damn it felt good.
    after a little while, he said it was his turn, so i did the same thing to him, but again, he was my age so no mess was made.

    at this point we were pretty interested in what the hell was happening, so we decided to try licking each others asses. i remember him having an exceptionally soft ass...i don't know why i remember this, but i do...but after a while we decided it wasn't doing anything for us, so we went back to sucking.

    i don't know how long this went on that night, but it wasn't the last time we did it, it went on for years until i realized how wrong it was.

    i still can't make solid eye contact with him.

    so there's the story of my first sexual encounter, my first gay act, and my first incestuous experience...all in one

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    that might be the most heinous top-of-page i've ever made

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    false

    edit: if only because I DON'T want to believe.

    rockmonkey on
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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    I punched a dog once.

    So did I. She fucking bit my hand really hard so I punched her.

    I felt bad.

    JJ on
    Christ, what an asshole
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    that might be the most heinous top-of-page i've ever made

    It's ok because you are a liar.

    And if you're not it's ok because kids are messed up.

    As7 on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited March 2007
    This is a good thread

    Scrumtrulescent on
    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the thing with that story is it's far-fetched enough to warrant it being claimed false, even if it's true

    so either i am labeled a bad lier, or sicko

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm potatoe's cousin.....

    Zephos on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    the thing with that story is it's far-fetched enough to warrant it being claimed false, even if it's true

    so either i am labeled a bad lier, or sicko

    Kids do messed up things.

    Me and a friend once played catch with a kitten because we thought it was cool how they could land upright all the time.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Once I was sitting in a high chair nursing my mom and she opened her mouth and inside was my dad. This is truth.

    snap on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    LSD?

    Homeless on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    I'm potatoe's cousin.....

    my god that would be awkward

    if you can tell me my cousin's name i'll eat my hat

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited March 2007
    I was a part of the 1997 World Series Champion Florida Marlins

    Scrumtrulescent on
    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    I'm potatoe's cousin.....

    my god that would be awkward

    if you can tell me my cousin's name i'll eat my hat

    James.

    Zephos on
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  • kerwinkerwin Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    .

    kerwin on
    I hate you.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Zephos wrote: »
    I'm potatoe's cousin.....

    my god that would be awkward

    if you can tell me my cousin's name i'll eat my hat

    James.

    i was going to say "haha, you lose"

    but that was his brother's name (my other cousin)

    so maybe you were being clever [noparse]D:[/noparse]

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Potatoe...

    Why couldn't you have at least given us the POSSIBILITY that this wasn't true.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    someone insert whoops.jpg

    tugga on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Potatoe...

    Why couldn't you have at least given us the POSSIBILITY that this wasn't true.

    perhaps this is all an elaborate test for all of you to see if you can spot a lie!

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I call bullshit Tater-tot.

    Only because you would know that it was ESPN Extreme Games 1.

    Callius on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lets just say i'm now arranging for him to eat a little something else other than his hat.

    Zephos on
    Xbox One/360: Penguin McCool
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I mean, seriously Tater. Not only are you a mega nerd, so I'd expect you to remember that game. But you also know how to use the internet to look up stuff.

    Total bullshit.

    Callius on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i may be a mega nerd but i haven't played the damn game in 10 years, and i had no idea it was an ESPN game at all so my quick look through gameFAQs PS1 sports games yielded no names i recognized

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm still calling bullshit.

    Cause that game was hells of awesome and you blasphemed.

    Callius on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    maybe cal is you're cousin, since he seems to remember it so clearly.

    Zephos on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    god, i'm so bored

    snap on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i don't know why i'm fighting it

    let's go with yeah, it was bullshit

    that way i still have some respect from you people

    oh hey new page

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    truth or fiction, I won't be eating today

    Sami on
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    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i don't know why i'm fighting it

    let's go with yeah, it was bullshit

    that way i still have some respect from you people

    oh hey new page
    Man, you never had respect.

    At least this way you got some totally rad premmie cock while the gettin's was still legal.

    Callius on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    truth

    snap on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i don't know why i'm fighting it

    let's go with yeah, it was bullshit

    that way i still have some respect from you people

    oh hey new page
    Man, you never had respect.

    At least this way you got some totally rad premmie cock while the gettin's was still legal.

    you can put a positive spin on anything

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    you can put a positive spin on anything
    Eh, little kids experimenting with dong suckin' ain't the end of the world and it isn't exactly anything new.

    Still, the fact that you went back for seconds is totally faggy.

    Callius on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    NOM NOM NOM!!!

    Hey, y'know what? This dick thing ain't all that bad, Cuz.

    NOM NOM NOM!!!

    Callius on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    you can put a positive spin on anything
    Eh, little kids experimenting with dong suckin' ain't the end of the world and it isn't exactly anything new.

    Still, the fact that you went back for seconds is totally faggy.

    in my defense, we never did anal

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    you can put a positive spin on anything
    Eh, little kids experimenting with dong suckin' ain't the end of the world and it isn't exactly anything new.

    Still, the fact that you went back for seconds is totally faggy.

    in my defense, we never did anal

    NOM NOM NOM!

    Munchin' on cocks

    NOM NOM NOM!

    Callius on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    eatin' dicks like it ain't no thang

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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