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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shit, you be eatin' dicks with your pop tarts.

    All watchin' saturday morning cartoons... orange juice in one glass, boners in another.

    Callius on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i use dicks for toothbrushes

    the best way to start the morning

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Potatoe you had your male cousin suck you off and then toss your salad

    The Far Side on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe you are like the bizarro me

    except when I was little doing sexual stuff I didn't understand, it was with a girl

    fagmo

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Potatoe you had your male cousin suck you off and then toss your salad
    Are you jeaaaallous?

    Callius on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    potatoe you are like the bizarro me

    except when I was little doing sexual stuff I didn't understand, it was with a girl

    fagmo

    oh i did the girl stuff at about 13

    i had a better idea what it was all about but oh man vaginas were scary

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    and, you know, she wasn't my cousin

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Potatoe you had your male cousin suck you off and then toss your salad
    Are you jeaaaallous?
    Can't say that I am, no

    The Far Side on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    and you were too busy munchin' on cocks

    nom nom nom

    Callius on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Potatoe you had your male cousin suck you off and then toss your salad
    Are you jeaaaallous?
    Can't say that I am, no

    Thanks teefs for bringing this back on topic

    total lie

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Potatoe you had your male cousin suck you off and then toss your salad
    Are you jeaaaallous?
    Can't say that I am, no

    Jerk

    Callius on
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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so uh.

    i love the smell of cats. not stray's or like cat poop or anything just like a normal housecat, i'll like pick it up and smell right behind its head, and its just a weird comforting smell.

    Zephos on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    zephos that is weird.

    snap on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man zephos what the hell is wrong with you?

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    :oops: i know.

    Zephos on
    Xbox One/360: Penguin McCool
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it's cool. This might be less weird, but I smell books and magazines.

    New books have a great smell. Really old books have a different but equally great smell.

    snap on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whenever i read one of the old scifi books my dad has tucked away i take a second to enjoy the smells

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah books smell good too.

    Zephos on
    Xbox One/360: Penguin McCool
  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro Jack is back Time to let 'er ripRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    so uh.

    i love the smell of cats. not stray's or like cat poop or anything just like a normal housecat, i'll like pick it up and smell right behind its head, and its just a weird comforting smell.

    That is where you are supposed to put the poison to kill fleas

    You are dying

    Forever Zefiro on
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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    truth or lie, guys?

    snap on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Here's mine...

    I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.

    The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".

    Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.

    True or lie?

    Cogliostro on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited March 2007
    so what's his motivation

    "hey guys lets dress up as skeletor and get drunk"

    Scrumtrulescent on
    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Here's mine...

    I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.

    The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".

    Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.

    True or lie?

    Truth. This is tame compared to some of the other stories I heard from EMTs.

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Here's mine...

    I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.

    The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".

    Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.

    True or lie?

    it sounds like a mixture of both

    snap on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Once I was walking down to the bus stop after school, and this homeless man asked me if I had any change. I responded that I didn't, and I was sorry. He lurched to his feet, punched me in the face and screamed "SEE YOU IN A YEAR!"

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Here's mine...

    I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.

    The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".

    Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.

    True or lie?

    Truth. This is tame compared to some of the other stories I heard from EMTs.

    WINNAR!

    Cogliostro on
  • ThandorThandor __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2007
    Once I was walking down to the bus stop after school, and this homeless man asked me if I had any change. I responded that I didn't, and I was sorry. He lurched to his feet, punched me in the face and screamed "SEE YOU IN A YEAR!"

    Too funny to be true.

    Thandor on
    Thundar and Thandor make the best threads. Coincidence or an unknown evil?
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Here's mine...

    I was toned out a few days ago for a domestic violence call... We rolled up there, no police. We radioed in that we required trooper presence and they showed up a few minutes later to secure the scene. This guy comes out holding his neck. The cops yell out "HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW!" The guy shakes his head and gurgles out that he can't. They yell again, this time drawing their weapons "HANDS IN THE AIR!" this time he puts his hands up.

    The chick had slit his throat from ear to ear, but hadn't hit the carotids or jugular (or he would've been dead already). The cops scream out "Put your hands down! put your hands down!!".

    Anyway, they head in to secure the other person (the guy's girlfriend) and we got him situated and transported to the ED.

    True or lie?

    Truth. This is tame compared to some of the other stories I heard from EMTs.

    WINNAR!

    One guy I know was telling me a story about a car crash where someone wasn't wearing their seatbelt, hit a street light, flew through the window and hit it straight on the top of his skull.

    His brain exploded out of his eyes, nose, ears, and the sides of his now split skull.

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That sounds about right. Remind me to tell you sometime about the guy who wasn't wearing his seatbelt, was ejected from the car and his head went through a metal sign and got stuck it there...

    while the rest of his body landed on the ground.

    Cogliostro on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what a way to die

    snap on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    He showed me the picture of the accident I described.

    It looked like pink toothpaste. Apparently it had the same consistency.

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i always thought that on fear factor, instead of having people eat gross things, they should make them brush their teeth with gross pastes. Like blended up roaches, or exploded brain goop.

    Seems grosser to me, and I'm not sure why.

    snap on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah, brain matter mixed with CSF and blood.... MmmmMmm good.

    You know back in the WAY old days, they used to actually lick CSF to make sure that's what it was.... it's apparently got a very sweet taste

    Cogliostro on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what's CSF?

    Callius on
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cerebrospinal fluid.

    Cogliostro on
  • AximAxim Registered User
    edited March 2007
    sweet sweet spinal fluid

    just wait wouldn't that give you aids

    Axim on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If they had AIDS, yes.

    Which is why we don't lick the body fluids of our patients anymore.

    Cogliostro on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what are you talking about, I do it all the time.

    snap on
  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Here's one:

    I was at a party, and this dude we all didn't like passed out, so my friend comes running into the kitchen going "Douchebag is asleep!"

    We immediately start rummaging around the kitchen, until we found a large bag of marshmallows.

    After about a minute in the microwave, we had a soupy bowl of melted marshmallows. My friend grabbed a spoon, and this sticky mixture was poured down the back of this kids pants.

    He woke up the next morning to find his ass cemented shut with a bowlful of hardened marshmallow.

    Davoid on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    snap wrote: »
    what are you talking about, I do it all the time.
    you're no doctor!

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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