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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Davoid wrote: »
    Here's one:

    I was at a party, and this dude we all didn't like passed out, so my friend comes running into the kitchen going "Douchebag is asleep!"

    We immediately start rummaging around the kitchen, until we found a large bag of marshmallows.

    After about a minute in the microwave, we had a soupy bowl of melted marshmallows. My friend grabbed a spoon, and this sticky mixture was poured down the back of this kids pants.

    He woke up the next morning to find his ass cemented shut with a bowlful of hardened marshmallow.

    I hope this is true.

    Straightzi on
  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Davoid wrote: »
    Here's one:

    I was at a party, and this dude we all didn't like passed out, so my friend comes running into the kitchen going "Douchebag is asleep!"

    We immediately start rummaging around the kitchen, until we found a large bag of marshmallows.

    After about a minute in the microwave, we had a soupy bowl of melted marshmallows. My friend grabbed a spoon, and this sticky mixture was poured down the back of this kids pants.

    He woke up the next morning to find his ass cemented shut with a bowlful of hardened marshmallow.

    I hope this is true.

    Not the worst thing we've done to someone, but yea, complete truth.

    Davoid on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's better if you added in finishing touches like an unzipped fly or an unrolled condom nearby.

    Straightzi on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Marx wrote: »
    snap wrote: »
    what are you talking about, I do it all the time.
    you're no doctor!

    no, but I do work in home health.

    Which is a different can of worms altogether.

    snap on
  • MGS3-SSMGS3-SS Registered User
    edited March 2007
    True.

    MGS3-SS on
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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This one time, this dude dropped a spoon and I flipped out and killed everybody in town.

    tardcore on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am one of six finalists in the Dutch BBC Young Writer Awards competition.

    Truth or lie?

    Spectre-x on
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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited March 2007
    lie

    Tube on
    Hobnail wrote: »
    This forum has taken everything from me
    This hurts but I deserve it

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    we all know you can't read

    Kovak on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lie

    Truth, actually.

    Spectre-x on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    why must you turn this thread into a hou..

    oh okay

    carry on

    Kovak on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    boring truth

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Once I was walking down to the bus stop after school, and this homeless man asked me if I had any change. I responded that I didn't, and I was sorry. He lurched to his feet, punched me in the face and screamed "SEE YOU IN A YEAR!"

    TRUE

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    potatoe you are like the bizarro me

    except when I was little doing sexual stuff I didn't understand, it was with a girl

    fagmo

    oh i did the girl stuff at about 13

    i had a better idea what it was all about but oh man vaginas are scary

    fixed to reflect my life

    Bedigumx on
    SirToons wrote:
    I just beat some 20 year old up
    Replace "beat some 20" with "failed to do a push up" and "year old up" with "then ran off crying."
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vaginas are pretty scary looking.

    Straightzi on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    case in point Anime: Blue Gender

    Seph on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have sex with all the ladies.

    Uriel on
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    one time i got thrown out of a restaurant for eating too much salad bar

    "You been he-ah fo ow-ah. You go home now!"

    SeñorAmor on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    oh my god the dutch must have the worst writers ever

    Knob on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Vaginas are pretty nifty.

    Druhim on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    vaginas are not ascarewy

    they are lovely jewels of sex

    i have no problem eating womens out if they are probesrlew cleaned

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Stop pretending to be drunk. It's retarded.

    Druhim on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have to many hershy kisses

    Uriel on
  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I like vaginas.

    I hope to marry one someday.

    Eastern Glow on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Just the vagina? 'Cause that is kinda weird. What're you going to do with it?

    Straightzi on
  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Just the vagina? 'Cause that is kinda weird. What're you going to do with it?

    Ask it how it's day went.

    Eastern Glow on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Stop pretending to be drunk. It's retarded.

    ask the venters if i am pretending or not

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I once yelled FUCK YOU at some disabled kids when I was 10

    Meissnerd on
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    truth

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yes :(

    I still feel bad about it, too

    Meissnerd on
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guys I am not racist or bigoted at all

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    false

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i won a hermit crab race
    i mean the crab did
    my crab

    Air on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    When I was in the 8th grade, I kicked a 7th grader as hard as I could right in the mean bean machine because he deserved it.

    The Geek on
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    Amazon wish list | Please check out my wife's blog and jewelry store.
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I cried at the end of 300.

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • blue powderblue powder Registered User
    edited April 2007
    were you playing football?

    blue powder on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I like vaginas.

    I hope to marry one someday.

    Why buy the vagina when you can get the milk for free?



    mmmm vagina milk :D



    I was dating a girl for 5.5 years (2.5 of which we lived together) and then got married, I've been married ALMOST a year and we're thinking about splitting up suddenly. Thing is neither one of us seems to be too upset about the idea. We talked about it last week and we started discussing who gets what. She is 23 and I am 24, we started dating in high school and never really got to do the whole adult dating thing so I think part of it is that we don't have anything to compare "us" against. Also, we're more just best friends then anything and while that's nice to have in a relationship it probably shouldn't be the only thing.



    TL;DR - I'm likely getting divorced.

    rockmonkey on
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  • blue powderblue powder Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I cried at the end of 300.

    you dick you just edited that, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

    blue powder on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I cried at the end of 300.

    you dick you just edited that, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

    I think that egg salad BLT I had earlier today is coming back to haunt me.

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So i usually took the side route when I went to school because it's faster (you had to go through 2 school zones otherwise)

    one day, for some reason I went the normal way.

    when I got to class everyone was talking about a guy who had caught fire at the gas station that I would normally pass.

    I knew the owner of the place so I asked her about it later.

    aparently the guy was filling up gas and his friend lit a cigarette next to him. the guy caught fire but not the smoker.

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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