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Community Is Community Again [Spring TV] - OP NSF56K

LanglyLangly Registered User regular
edited January 2014 in Social Entropy++
Mmmmmm, smell that? That crisp woody smell as leaves lose their vigor and are slowly wept to the ground by their trees? The cyclical death of nature that heralds the beginning of Fall is also the harbinger of new network TV! Hooray! Are you ready for a fresh batch of ridiculous pilots vying desperately for our attention? Here are a few choice morsels:

Sleepy Hollow
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Let me just say that Sleepy Hollow is possibly the best and worst series of ideas for a show that I have ever heard. It is basically an exact representation of one of the fake shows that will get played for laughs on a different show with a fake series of promo scenes. Here is a quick breakdown:

- Ichabod Crane was a soldier for George Washington tasked with killing a magical Hessian soldier. He cuts off his head and is also killed in battle by him.
- Turns out, They both wake up in 2013 and rise from their graves.
- Turns out, Crane gets a sassy black cop partner to hunt the horseman down.
- Turns out,Sleepy Hollow is now full of actual witches, both good and bad
- Turns out, The Horseman is actually one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse (Death, natch)

He's an undead figure from folklore, she's a streetwise cop with an attitude. Together, they fight crime (and also the Apocalypse).

If ever there was a train wreck to watch, this show is it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRhAGlccc0w



Almost Human
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This is also an ambitious project, but somewhat more subdued. Do you remember when you were watching I, Robot starring Will Smith (if you haven't what are you doing with your life?) and you thought "Man, this is the height of cinematic endeavor, but I kind of wish this concept could be a buddy police procedural tv show as well."

Well, my friend, you are in luck! The exact plot of I, Robot has been turned into a police show, starring Karl Urban as Will Smith! The initial trailer looks pretty good, but I'm not sure if the concept will be able to stand up under its own weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyXB4HkKCdQ



Brooklyn Nine Nine
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So Andy Samburg is starring in a new comedy police procedural, and the initial stuff looks pretty good! I really like Samburg and this seems like a really good fit for him. It's also got Andre Braugher as his straight man police chief, and I am pretty pumped about that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1UzmW77F30


The Michael J Fox Show
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Fox is back in a new comedy that is about his character returning to work (as a television news guy) after being diagnosed with Parkinson's. Betsy Brandt of Breaking Bad fame plays his wife. It looks like it might be pretty ok, but I'm not sure how much life there is in the concept. But hey, it's Michael J Fox so it will at least be charming as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXl-krlLoxg

I'm going to add a few more shows to this, and if there is something you think people should be excited about, post the info in the thread and I'll look over it and evaluate and then eventually not do anything because I am lazy.



Agents of Shield
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Agents of Shield is highly anticipated by fans of good things that are good. I'm a little concerned about Clark Gregg carrying a show by himself, as he always seems to be a great person to play off of, rather than getting the center of everyone's attention. I'm hopeful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3T-evQZiQo


Show Schedules:

ABC

Agents of SHIELD: Premiers 09/24. Tuesdays at 8:00
Modern Family: Premiers 09/24. Tuesdays at 9:00

NBC

Parks and Recreation: Premiers 09/26. Thursdays at 8:00 (one hour premier)
The Michael J Fox Show: Premiers 09/26 (9:00 1 hour premier). Thursdays at 9:30.
Parenthood: Premiers 09/26. Thursdays at 10:00

Fox

Almost Human: Premiers 11/04. Mondays at 8:00
Brooklyn Nine Nine: Premiers 09/17. Tuesdays at 8:30.
Sleepy Hollow: Premiers 09/16. Mondays at 9:00.

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Police procedurals.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    I'm not sure if I would call Sleepy Hollow a police procedural, even though a cop is one of the main characters.

    But I'm not sure how the show is going to run week to week either. Maybe they start arresting witches! Who knows!?

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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    I'm trying to find the words for just how awful Sleepy Hollow sounds

    Because

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    I'm trying to find the words for just how awful Sleepy Hollow sounds

    Because

    fuuuccckkkk

    I think your phone must have autocorrected "awesome" to "awful"

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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    I'm trying to find the words for just how awful Sleepy Hollow sounds

    Because

    fuuuccckkkk

    I think your phone must have autocorrected "awesome" to "awful"

    It was my brain that autocorrected.

    It seriously sounds like a pitch for a late season Supernatural episode that the showrunners passed on for being too goddamn much.

    "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    I am also very torn about Sleepy Hollow. It sounds soooo dumb that it could be amazing.

    Is Agents of SHIELD looking good? I was interested until it was described as Marvel NCIS, which makes me want to fall asleep.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    but instead it's a whole series!

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    You left Agents of SHIELD off.

    Probably unnecessary to add because everyone on earth is already gonna watch it!

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Don't forget Agents of SHIELD, which is a police procedural but with superheroes, which makes it totally different from all the other shows in the OP.

    I'd comment on that, but I feel like this is probably a perfectly normal amount of new cop shows, and I just happen to be aware of more of them due to coincidence.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I'm putting AoS in the OP as we speak, just wanted to get the OP up.

  • 411Randle411Randle Librarian Oook.Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    You left Agents of SHIELD off.

    Probably unnecessary to add because everyone on earth is already gonna watch it!

    While probably true, there's always got to be that little voice in your head going "It's a Joss Whedon show on TV, how are they going to fuck this one up", so we'd better make sure to promote it as much as possible. It won't make the voice go away, but I can drown it out by watching the trailer.

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  • Man of the WavesMan of the Waves Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Police procedurals.

    I don't need any more police procedurals after Luther.

    I'll still give a couple of those a shot, since those actors are really good at doing what they're doing in those trailers.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    agents of shield is in the OP now.

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    411Randle wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    You left Agents of SHIELD off.

    Probably unnecessary to add because everyone on earth is already gonna watch it!

    While probably true, there's always got to be that little voice in your head going "It's a Joss Whedon show on TV, how are they going to fuck this one up", so we'd better make sure to promote it as much as possible. It won't make the voice go away, but I can drown it out by watching the trailer.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Pumped for all those shows, espeially sleepy hollow

    The Blacklist is another ridiculous show that looks both terrible and amazing

    Also HBO has a new sitcom coming out starring Stephen merchant, Helloe Ladies. I basically love all HBO sitcoms except for bored to death, which I could never get into, so pumped for this

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Pumped for all those shows, espeially sleepy hollow

    The Blacklist is another ridiculous show that looks both terrible and amazing

    Also HBO has a new sitcom coming out starring Stephen merchant, Helloe Ladies. I basically love all HBO sitcoms except for bored to death, which I could never get into, so pumped for this

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Also the picture I found for Agents of Shield is my favorite.

  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    That SHIELD picture is wondrous

  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    My schedule:

    Monday:

    HIMYM

    Tuesday:

    Agents of SHIELD
    Brooklyn 99, but on Hulu
    New Girl
    Mindy Project

    Thursday:

    Parks and Rec
    Michael J Fox Show

    Friday:

    Legend of Korra

    Hannibal and Community whenever they come back

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    guys

    guys

    I like TV

    do you guys like TV

    also I am predicting that I will hate-watch Sleepy Hollow for three episodes before I tap out

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I love tv

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I think the only two shows I'm gonna bother trying are Sleepy Hollow and Agents of SHIELD. I'm gonna continue Arrow, because I love to hate, but drop Once Upon A Time, because I don't love to hate that much.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Brooklyn Nine-Nine is from Michael Schur, right? That's arguably more exciting to me than any of the on-camera talent.

    Just hope it finds its feet a little quicker than Parks and Rec did.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    SHIELD is basically the only new thing I'm actually going to watch
    I have too much old stuff to catch up on still!

    Also this is next spring, not fall, but I just found out they're bringing back 24 and I can't stop laughing for some reason

  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Sepinwall tweeted that he's seen the first two eps of HIMYM and it's very promising, particularly Cristin Milioti.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I gotta finish the remainder of HIMYM and Mad Men and Hell On Wheels and I'm in the middle of an X-Files run and and and

  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Sheild is being scores by Bear.

    sweet sweet Bear.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I will totally watch, and have low expectations for, Almost Human

    Likewise with Agents of SHIELD!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Sheild is being scores by Bear.

    sweet sweet Bear.

    Long as we don't get a repeat of that Watchtower cover, I'm good

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    And I guess one of these days I have to watch Breaking fucking Bad

    though I'm gonna wait for that one to wrap up so I can go through it all on Netflix

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Brooklyn Nine Nine has been getting...well, maybe not rave reviews from critics, but it's pretty much the consensus best new comedy, which makes sense given the cast and the people behind it. Like, I think the standard thing is that it's really confident right out of the gate and has a pretty good lock on what it wants to do, which is always a good sign

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I also gotta watch Fringe one of these days, and finish Supernatural
    look let's just say I got a lot on my plate and leave it at that

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    I still haven't watched the Fringe finale. It's been on my DVR since February.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I also gotta watch Fringe one of these days, and finish Supernatural
    look let's just say I got a lot on my plate and leave it at that

    Finishing Supernatural may be difficult as it is not yet finished itself.

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  • DimosarDimosar I am the Brain Genius Registered User regular
    very excited for Karl Urban doing any sort of thing in general

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Dimosar wrote: »
    very excited for Karl Urban doing any sort of thing in general

    He's doing pretty damn well for himself for a guy who got his first real break on Xena.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I also gotta watch Fringe one of these days, and finish Supernatural
    look let's just say I got a lot on my plate and leave it at that

    You don't have to watch all of Fringe

    There's a point where you can just stop watching Fringe and start making up shit in your head about what happens next and no matter what it is it will be better than what Fringe actually did

    You will know it when you get there

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I have just been made aware that all of Breaking Bad takes place over like, a little more than a year?
    Kinda surprised I didn't know about this
    fictional chronology intrigues me

  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    Really?

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Buddy of mine had a Facebook post about how Walt was driving a 2012 model car in a show that should still be in 2008

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