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GIANT BOMB: Cruisin Around Sunny Los Santos with GTAVinny and The Rap Bro

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  • DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    The last picture just looks like "KILL THE EVIL ALIEN FLOWER INVADERS!!! DO IT!! DO IT WITH YOUR 3DS!! DO IT NOW!!" to me.

  • MikeLLMikeLL What it do NEPHEW? Registered User regular
    Dan Ryckert wrote a pretty good thing about Nintendo's over-hand-holdiness

    http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2013/09/11/we-re-not-idiots-nintendo.aspx

    It includes my new favorite image from the Japanese 3DS instruction manual

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    I thought on the last picture "If your 3DS becomes sentient, that is not a part of the testing process."

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    What is even that third image? Don't forget to breathe while playing 3DS? Don't try to play 3DS while poisoned, go to a doctor?

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Don't die while holding your 3DS

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Pretty sure it's supposed to be don't get dizzy/motion sickness or something.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    SimBen wrote: »
    Pretty sure it's supposed to be don't get dizzy/motion sickness or something.

    Just don't do it, cut it out, cowboy up and break that 3Ds like a wild horse

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    You're making us look bad, man.

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  • MikeLLMikeLL What it do NEPHEW? Registered User regular
    "Don't get dizzy or people will start to think somethings wrong with the 3D and we can't have that!"

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    AaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH NO MY VASE

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    however, I legitimately love the friendly reminders to take a break if you play for too long

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Whatever, if I want to sit in place and play videogames until I get bedsores and my left leg is one giant blood clot that is my choice and the Man in Japan can step off

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    however, I legitimately love the friendly reminders to take a break if you play for too long

    we don't want to lose any valued customers

  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    however, I legitimately love the friendly reminders to take a break if you play for too long

    I remember I kept getting those when I would save while playing Fire Emblem: Awakening.

    Fuck you, game! I can play 12 hours straight if I want to.

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    When GTA5 comes out I'm going to make a concerted effort to go for an hour walk every day because I could very easily play that all day every day

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    The wii had similar images included in th Japanese instructions

    I particularly remember one advising to not put flowers into the fan vents

  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Game Informer's Hands On With GTA Online
    If you don't want to be bothered by other players while going shopping or driving to see the sights, you can enable a passive mode that protects you from stray (or intended) bullets. This is deactivated the moment you start shooting your own gun, however.

    When you aren't in passive mode, try not to move through the world carrying too much cash. At any given time another player could kill you and take all the money on your person, and there is no recourse for recouping the lost money outside of exacting your own revenge. The smarter play is depositing your cash at one of the many ATMs located around Los Santos. When you put the money in the bank, nobody else can touch it and it's still available for making purchases much like a debit card.

    If you get robbed by another player and demand satisfaction, you can put a bounty on his or her head.

    Amazing chest ahead

  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    In the last thread some folks were talking about how they like the universe of Harry Potter, but not the actual storyline.
    Well, here you go. New movie series set 70 years before HP based on one of the spinoff books/in-universe textbooks.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Yeah here we go

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular

    also
    Oh, right. Beware, rough animation is usually not clothed. Clothes and accessories are usually added onto the base in the "tie-down" phase. Story time! When we made WWF Betrayal, the game starred the incredibly awesome "NAKED MAN" until THQ decided on which wrestlers would be featured. Then we pixled on all the of their respective costumes.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    At least one person in the course of humanity packing their Wii full of soil and grass seed, subsequently furious it no longer functions as well as it once did

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    That was at launch so it probably happened with a GameCube

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Do not wear your Wii as a hat.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Right, Let's see.
    1) Don't touch your Wii if you live in Seattle.
    2) Don't stick a four leaf clover in the vent.
    3) Vacuum the vent.
    4) Don't eat the little twisty thing.
    5) Don't do the twist while holding the Wii above your head.
    6) Don't attack little cartoon thought bubbles to your monitor
    6 Alternate) Do not use your monitor if it begins thinking for itself.

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  • Helpless RockHelpless Rock Registered User regular
    I would love to learn the process Nintendo goes through to create those warnings. it is legit complaints they have received on past consoles they are slightly making fun of, do they just not give a shit about actual warnings and it's just thinking of the weirdest thing to use, or do they actually think people are this stupid?

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I can't tell if that review's supposed to mean something

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Hatsune Miku is one the best recent Quicklooks

    Googleing it to find out more about the game has lead me to know that Cosplay Devients have a model who does Miku. Thanks Giant Bomb, now that image is forever ingrained in my skull

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I can't tell if that review's supposed to mean something

    It means the game is very violent.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    GTA V is an unreasonable recommendation among friends

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    gtrmp wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Game Informer's Hands On With GTA Online
    If you don't want to be bothered by other players while going shopping or driving to see the sights, you can enable a passive mode that protects you from stray (or intended) bullets. This is deactivated the moment you start shooting your own gun, however.

    When you aren't in passive mode, try not to move through the world carrying too much cash. At any given time another player could kill you and take all the money on your person, and there is no recourse for recouping the lost money outside of exacting your own revenge. The smarter play is depositing your cash at one of the many ATMs located around Los Santos. When you put the money in the bank, nobody else can touch it and it's still available for making purchases much like a debit card.

    If you get robbed by another player and demand satisfaction, you can put a bounty on his or her head.

    Amazing chest ahead

    uc3ufTB.png
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Don't die while holding your 3DS

    Place the 3DS on its charging cradle and then commence dying.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I cannot express how much I loved Brad becoming an instant fan of that Miku song.

    "SHUT UP I WANT TO LISTEN."

    I guess he never heard of leekspin.

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Right, Let's see.
    1) Don't touch your Wii if you live in Seattle.
    2) Don't stick a four leaf clover in the vent.
    3) Vacuum the vent.
    4) Don't eat the little twisty thing.
    5) Don't do the twist while holding the Wii above your head.
    6) Don't attack little cartoon thought bubbles to your monitor
    6 Alternate) Do not use your monitor if it begins thinking for itself.

    6)Don't use a tv that is farty

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    uncertain. something came out earlier that seemed to indicate it was, but nothing official said yet.

  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    is gtav coming to pc?

    Probably, sometime later. Every other GTA is on PC, and it's running on the same version of the Rage engine as Max Payne 3 so it should be good. Who knows when they'll actually announce it though.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    The Hatsune Miku quick look made me laugh so hard I nearly threw up

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