Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
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edited September 2013
>SAY your NAME
A TRUE BRO never says his name. Other people know it before you walk into the room. Unless they don't, or they forget it, or they're some kind of weird basement priest and maybe they're a little behind on the times? Anyway, it's the principle that counts.
Also, not saying your name preserves your precious headcanon.
CHADWICK regards you seriously.
CHADWICK: Ah, the strong, silent type! My favorite sort.
CHADWICK: We really should be going. This BROSEMENT will become a very unsafe place to be in a few moments. Would you follow me a little ways, BROTHER?
He begins to walk away into the darkness. You shrug and follow him because hell if you know what else to do.
CHADWICK: These catacombs are fascinating, are they not? Your FOREBROS constructed them during the last DARK AGE. They used it to smuggle exiled BROS from the FROZEN WASTES. Isn't that interesting?
CHADWICK: In fact, you seem familiar to me. I have spent many a hour studying the FRESCBROS and you bear a striking resemblance to MAXIMUS TRAVIS, the famed RENEGADE BRO! But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
CHADWICK: Unless it isn't?
CHADWICK: Perhaps, after all these years, the PROPHECY is true?
He stops in front of a wooden door set into the rough-hewn stone wall and hangs the lantern on a hook before turning back to you.
CHADWICK: Inside this room is the FIRST TRIAL.
CHADWICK: If you are truly the BROTOLD ONE, you will be the only BRO capable of passing it and claiming the reward which will help you achieve your destiny.
CHADWICK: Good luck, my BROTHER.
You begin to ask CHADWICK a question and you realize that he's disappeared! God! People keep doing that!
To your NORTH is the DOOR TO THE FIRST TRIAL and a lantern. To the EAST, SOUTH and WEST is only darkness.
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
> Go NORTH
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Snowbeati need somethingto kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered Userregular
edited September 2013
>Go NORTH
You open the DOOR TO THE FIRST TRIAL. The room inside is pitch dark. You grab the LANTERN and put the LED HEADBAND back into your inventory, which is where useless pieces of shit belong now, apparently.
The flickering light of the LANTERN reveals the description! The ROOM is small and cramped, consisting only of four stone walls and a wooden table with a... is that really what it looks like? It is! It's a SIXER OF NATTY LIGHT! You haven't been this excited since your third birthday party when you received that SIXER OF NATTY LIGHT. You don't need to be commanded to GRAB THAT SHIT.
Picking up the SIXER reveals another MAP! It says "SEE REVERSE." You flip it over. It says "DRINK ME."
There is an EXIT to the SOUTH.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
Snowbeati need somethingto kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered Userregular
edited September 2013
>help
Sorry, our help desk is currently unavailable! Please try again between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM, Wednesday through Thursday, in 1989.
>fine, go south
To the SOUTH is a blank wall with a blinking green EXIT sign. You cannot go SOUTH.
>jesus christ
Hey now!
>okay, just drink the natty already
You didn't need some hoighty-toighty MAP to tell you what to do with a SIXER! With all the speed afforded you by your BRO LEVEL of COMPETENT TEETOTALLER, you SIP the NATTY LIGHT.
You are now WASTED! The room suddenly seems a lot larger. You find it difficult to remain upright and wish that there was a chair with this table.
You are in a LARGE STONE ROOM. In the middle of the room is a TABLE and a CHAIR. To the SOUTH is an EXIT SIGN.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
Sorry, our help desk is currently unavailable! Please try again between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM, Wednesday through Thursday, in 1989.
>fine, go south
To the SOUTH is a blank wall with a blinking green EXIT sign. You cannot go SOUTH.
>jesus christ
Hey now!
>okay, just drink the natty already
You didn't need some hoighty-toighty MAP to tell you what to do with a SIXER! With all the speed afforded you by your BRO LEVEL of COMPETENT TEETOTALLER, you SIP the NATTY LIGHT.
You are now WASTED! The room suddenly seems a lot larger. You find it difficult to remain upright and wish that there was a chair with this table.
You are in a LARGE STONE ROOM. In the middle of the room is a TABLE and a CHAIR. To the SOUTH is an EXIT SIGN.
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>SAY your NAME
A TRUE BRO never says his name. Other people know it before you walk into the room. Unless they don't, or they forget it, or they're some kind of weird basement priest and maybe they're a little behind on the times? Anyway, it's the principle that counts.
Also, not saying your name preserves your precious headcanon.
CHADWICK regards you seriously.
CHADWICK: Ah, the strong, silent type! My favorite sort.
CHADWICK: We really should be going. This BROSEMENT will become a very unsafe place to be in a few moments. Would you follow me a little ways, BROTHER?
He begins to walk away into the darkness. You shrug and follow him because hell if you know what else to do.
CHADWICK: These catacombs are fascinating, are they not? Your FOREBROS constructed them during the last DARK AGE. They used it to smuggle exiled BROS from the FROZEN WASTES. Isn't that interesting?
CHADWICK: In fact, you seem familiar to me. I have spent many a hour studying the FRESCBROS and you bear a striking resemblance to MAXIMUS TRAVIS, the famed RENEGADE BRO! But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
CHADWICK: Unless it isn't?
CHADWICK: Perhaps, after all these years, the PROPHECY is true?
He stops in front of a wooden door set into the rough-hewn stone wall and hangs the lantern on a hook before turning back to you.
CHADWICK: Inside this room is the FIRST TRIAL.
CHADWICK: If you are truly the BROTOLD ONE, you will be the only BRO capable of passing it and claiming the reward which will help you achieve your destiny.
CHADWICK: Good luck, my BROTHER.
You begin to ask CHADWICK a question and you realize that he's disappeared! God! People keep doing that!
To your NORTH is the DOOR TO THE FIRST TRIAL and a lantern. To the EAST, SOUTH and WEST is only darkness.
>|
>Go NORTH
You open the DOOR TO THE FIRST TRIAL. The room inside is pitch dark. You grab the LANTERN and put the LED HEADBAND back into your inventory, which is where useless pieces of shit belong now, apparently.
The flickering light of the LANTERN reveals the description! The ROOM is small and cramped, consisting only of four stone walls and a wooden table with a... is that really what it looks like? It is! It's a SIXER OF NATTY LIGHT! You haven't been this excited since your third birthday party when you received that SIXER OF NATTY LIGHT. You don't need to be commanded to GRAB THAT SHIT.
Picking up the SIXER reveals another MAP! It says "SEE REVERSE." You flip it over. It says "DRINK ME."
There is an EXIT to the SOUTH.
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when someone is posting something bro-ish? or is for use when someone violates the bro? code?
such confused
>help
Sorry, our help desk is currently unavailable! Please try again between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM, Wednesday through Thursday, in 1989.
>fine, go south
To the SOUTH is a blank wall with a blinking green EXIT sign. You cannot go SOUTH.
>jesus christ
Hey now!
>okay, just drink the natty already
You didn't need some hoighty-toighty MAP to tell you what to do with a SIXER! With all the speed afforded you by your BRO LEVEL of COMPETENT TEETOTALLER, you SIP the NATTY LIGHT.
You are now WASTED! The room suddenly seems a lot larger. You find it difficult to remain upright and wish that there was a chair with this table.
You are in a LARGE STONE ROOM. In the middle of the room is a TABLE and a CHAIR. To the SOUTH is an EXIT SIGN.
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Shouldn't it be > Bro NORTH?
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
. . . bro?
Satans..... hints.....
FTFY
Edit: That's what I get for posting late.
why is everyone saying bro
?
Smashing a yardie bro:
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
G I Brooooooooo
Already been done, bro
> SIT in CHAIR
I printed it out like a gift certificate and put the steam code on the back
wow
It has embraced mobrocracy