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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    things i learned in the last thread: cinders wants my ass

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    @kaleedity

    You're confusing reese's pieces with reese's peanut butter cups. And besides, reese's pieces are shelled, so, peanut butter is totally possible that way.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    chats

    poo
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    things i learned in the last thread: cinders wants my ass

    Who doesn't

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't.


    dibs on the front

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Abdy wants the D

  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    Can someone tell me how the fuck to get the DSCC to stop calling me asking me for money? I have told them to stop calling and that I won't be donating. It lasts maybe 3 months then they call me back up again twice a day. Called me last night at 9pm and this morning at 8:30am.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    things i learned in the last thread: cinders wants my ass

    Who doesn't

    well, i do have a great ass it's true bu-

    HEYWAITAMINUTE

    i got my eye on you buddy...

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Can someone tell me how the fuck to get the DSCC to stop calling me asking me for money? I have told them to stop calling and that I won't be donating. It lasts maybe 3 months then they call me back up again twice a day. Called me last night at 9pm and this morning at 8:30am.

    A: Block they number via ur phone connection provider!

    B: Kill them all!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I've spent the last hour ordering iPhones.
    Bluh, I still have to wait another month until I can get one for myself.

    Bless your heart.
  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    They call with "Unavailable" so I don't know what number it is.

  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    I'm going with option B. Brb.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Block all incoming numbers

    PSN: Honkalot
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Abdy wants the D

    can't blame him, it is something pretty special

    he's only human

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    I'm going with option B. Brb.

    You won't regret it, or you may.

    One of these things will be correct.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    kaleedity

    You're confusing reese's pieces with reese's peanut butter cups. And besides, reese's pieces are shelled, so, peanut butter is totally possible that way.

    I guess this makes sense

  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    Bowen, that lady talking about her kid with peanut allergies is probably full of shit. Peanut allergies are practically non existent. If she says things like "[kid] gets sick if she smells a peanut", then you should slap the fuck out of her.

    DiannaoChong on
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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Can someone tell me how the fuck to get the DSCC to stop calling me asking me for money? I have told them to stop calling and that I won't be donating. It lasts maybe 3 months then they call me back up again twice a day. Called me last night at 9pm and this morning at 8:30am.

    Tell them you've already told them not to call and to continue calling that you'll consider it harassment and you have no problem taking them to court if they keep it up.

    The best way @urahonky to get the "non-profit" people to stop calling you is to be lewd on the phone. Because ultimately the only way they stop is if you harass their workers.

    If I could vote without giving my address or phone number, that'd be fucking swell. But getting annoyed by senators or local government officials' campaigns if fucking annoying as piss.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    sign up here

    https://www.donotcall.gov/

    and then file a complaint the next time they call

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2013
    *10 months pass. Urahonky gets prison for murder*

    *phone booth rings in genpop*

    Urahonky is standing next to it, looks around in surprise.

    He picks up.

    "Oh hey man I'm calling from the DSCC! How would you like to..."

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    They call with "Unavailable" so I don't know what number it is.

    Have your phone company block all unavailable, private, and non-number phone calls.

    Even if you pay $5 for it, it's worth it.

    This way you only get called by legitimate people and collections.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Can someone tell me how the fuck to get the DSCC to stop calling me asking me for money? I have told them to stop calling and that I won't be donating. It lasts maybe 3 months then they call me back up again twice a day. Called me last night at 9pm and this morning at 8:30am.

    If the CC stands for Community college, you can't. They'll find you and demand money until you die. My father, Colonel T. B. aser, MD, ESQ, is solicited several times for a donation from his undergrad uni. They even send ME emails about it and we don't even share a first name. We have no idea how they got my email address.

  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    I severely fucked up and donated $20 back in 2008. I was very political then. I am now jaded and vote D but don't really care about anything else.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Bowen, that lady talking about her kid with peanut allergies is probably full of shit. Peanut allergies are practically non existent. If she says things like "[kid] gets sick if she smells a peanut", then you should slap the fuck out of her.

    The dust from peanuts is something someone can be allergic to IIRC.

    The real test is if they get sick from filtered peanut oil. Yes? They're faking it. No? Well we didn't determine anything!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I've only been called twice by my college for a handout. I just laugh and tell them maybe when my student loans are paid off.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Bowen, that lady talking about her kid with peanut allergies is probably full of shit. Peanut allergies are practically non existent. If she says things like "[kid] gets sick if she smells a peanut", then you should slap the fuck out of her.

    The dust from peanuts is something someone can be allergic to IIRC.

    The real test is if they get sick from filtered peanut oil. Yes? They're faking it. No? Well we didn't determine anything!

    Wat?

    Peanut allergy is well known and real...

    ?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    Bowen, that lady talking about her kid with peanut allergies is probably full of shit. Peanut allergies are practically non existent. If she says things like "[kid] gets sick if she smells a peanut", then you should slap the fuck out of her.

    yeah only like a hundred kids die to them every year, and only 6-8% of kids have food allergies according to the NIH

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    My community college never calls me.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Can someone tell me how the fuck to get the DSCC to stop calling me asking me for money? I have told them to stop calling and that I won't be donating. It lasts maybe 3 months then they call me back up again twice a day. Called me last night at 9pm and this morning at 8:30am.

    Tell them you're a Republican and every time they call, you donate money to the RNC.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    NOLF was the fuckin' best. I lovesd those games .

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Can someone tell me how the fuck to get the DSCC to stop calling me asking me for money? I have told them to stop calling and that I won't be donating. It lasts maybe 3 months then they call me back up again twice a day. Called me last night at 9pm and this morning at 8:30am.

    My FIL donates heavily to the Tea Party and eventually my MIL got so fed up with the constant calls that she threatened to give a max donation to the Dems if she got another call. It worked.

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    I severely fucked up and donated $20 back in 2008. I was very political then. I am now jaded and vote D but don't really care about anything else.

    I once donated to the fraternal order of police or something because it was christmas and I was feeling nice. Worst mistake I ever made.

    They called every 4 months for more money. Then they were rude to my girlfriend.

    I told them if they kept it up I was going to take a picture of a poo hanging from my ass hair and send it to them in the mail every 3 weeks.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Bowen, that lady talking about her kid with peanut allergies is probably full of shit. Peanut allergies are practically non existent. If she says things like "[kid] gets sick if she smells a peanut", then you should slap the fuck out of her.

    The dust from peanuts is something someone can be allergic to IIRC.

    The real test is if they get sick from filtered peanut oil. Yes? They're faking it. No? Well we didn't determine anything!

    Wat?

    Peanut allergy is well known and real...

    ?

    my brother has it

    Had to go to the ER a couple times as a kid because even though he and my parents were super careful about reading labels and asking at restaurants, it didn't take much at all to trigger it

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Bowen, that lady talking about her kid with peanut allergies is probably full of shit. Peanut allergies are practically non existent. If she says things like "[kid] gets sick if she smells a peanut", then you should slap the fuck out of her.

    The dust from peanuts is something someone can be allergic to IIRC.

    The real test is if they get sick from filtered peanut oil. Yes? They're faking it. No? Well we didn't determine anything!

    Wat?

    Peanut allergy is well known and real...

    ?

    I wasn't denying it.

    Peanut oil doesn't have peanut protein in it. There is legitimately no way to be allergic to peanut oil if you have peanut allergies unless someone fucked up by not filtering it properly.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    DSCC = Democratic Senate Cunts Crapheads

    But seriously I like the idea of telling them that every time they call I will donate to the RNC. They'll stop them real quick.... Also adding my number to the donotcall site.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    I severely fucked up and donated $20 back in 2008. I was very political then. I am now jaded and vote D but don't really care about anything else.

    I once donated to the fraternal order of police or something because it was christmas and I was feeling nice. Worst mistake I ever made.

    They called every 4 months for more money. Then they were rude to my girlfriend.

    I told them if they kept it up I was going to take a picture of a poo hanging from my ass hair and send it to them in the mail every 3 weeks.

    well you realise the point of those donations is so you can ask for favours and get off with speeding tickets right?

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I'd rather light my wallet on fire than see a dime go to the FOP

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Cold pressed peanut oil is the shit you gotta watch out for, basically.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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