HardtargetThere Are Four LightsVancouverRegistered Userregular
So what a shit show, I finally got past the tutorial then had to reload the game and now my dude looks nothing like how I set him up and seems to have some sort of mentally retarded looking face. Tried quitting and rejoining, now I can get in no problem but this fucked up face is stuck to my character and it's really bumming me out.
So I kept hitting the "waiting for other players to join" wall on the PS3 all afternoon. I did find one really cool thing, completely by accident; this spoiler pertains to your possible parentage, so don't click if you have no idea what I'm talking about...
I am John Marston's son. Thank you Rockstar, my existence now has validity.
Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver.
Situation excellent. I am attacking.
- General Ferdinand Foch
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CarbonFireSee youin the countryRegistered Userregular
The cheapest apartments are $80k, and all come with at least a 2 car garage.
The cheapest stand-alone garages are $25k for 2 spaces.
Might be good having a garage off the beaten path for those times when you need a vehicle fast, but don't want to trudge all the way back to your apartment.
Ugh. Ok, I think the fact that npcs can put bounties on you has made free roam that much worse. Jackasses will try to follow you around the entire goddamn map just for $1K. Thankfully Invite Only seems to be working. I just wish you didn't need to hop back to singleplayer to set it up.
I love my Lampadati Felon. Can't see myself replacing it anytime soon.
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KupotheAvengerDestroyer of Cakeand other deserts.Registered Userregular
Morale +1
I got to have a fun lunchtime session with a few PAers. Ended up just doing races. And then there was...Top Fun. I was on the motorcycle like a boss, running away as fast as humanly possible from the not one, but TWO jet fighters with bloodthirsty WANG pilots, with a gleam in their eyes and murder on their lips. Its a good thing neither of them could fly very well.
But then again, I'm the asshat that ejector seated into a mountain the round before.
Ugh. Ok, I think the fact that npcs can put bounties on you has made free roam that much worse. Jackasses will try to follow you around the entire goddamn map just for $1K. Thankfully Invite Only seems to be working. I just wish you didn't need to hop back to singleplayer to set it up.
I have a question about this.
Before you had a bounty put on you, what had you done? Were you behaving badly? Might this be a consequence of being a "bad sport"?
Ugh. Ok, I think the fact that npcs can put bounties on you has made free roam that much worse. Jackasses will try to follow you around the entire goddamn map just for $1K. Thankfully Invite Only seems to be working. I just wish you didn't need to hop back to singleplayer to set it up.
I have a question about this.
Before you had a bounty put on you, what had you done? Were you behaving badly? Might this be a consequence of being a "bad sport"?
Nah, I never hunt people in free roam. I jack cars from npcs though, and I often end up getting a bounty from "Unknown" as a result. Maybe it's thinking that high end cars belong to PCs, as unmoddable cars tell you they already have a tracker from another player when you try to store them in your garage.
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KupotheAvengerDestroyer of Cakeand other deserts.Registered Userregular
Ugh. Ok, I think the fact that npcs can put bounties on you has made free roam that much worse. Jackasses will try to follow you around the entire goddamn map just for $1K. Thankfully Invite Only seems to be working. I just wish you didn't need to hop back to singleplayer to set it up.
I have a question about this.
Before you had a bounty put on you, what had you done? Were you behaving badly? Might this be a consequence of being a "bad sport"?
I hope this becomes a more refined mechanic and can be used against griefers. It's getting freaking hard just to leave my safehouse without being ran over by some griefer yelling into his mic and laughing like an idiot. If R* could somehow tag your amount of kills against other players in free roam and just escalate to 5* right away on that guy, it'd be super helpful.
I got to have a fun lunchtime session with a few PAers. Ended up just doing races. And then there was...Top Fun. I was on the motorcycle like a boss, running away as fast as humanly possible from the not one, but TWO jet fighters with bloodthirsty WANG pilots, with a gleam in their eyes and murder on their lips. Its a good thing neither of them could fly very well.
But then again, I'm the asshat that ejector seated into a mountain the round before.
Needless to say, when it works it works.
I was one of those poor pilots Turns out jets are pretty fast.
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KupotheAvengerDestroyer of Cakeand other deserts.Registered Userregular
I got to have a fun lunchtime session with a few PAers. Ended up just doing races. And then there was...Top Fun. I was on the motorcycle like a boss, running away as fast as humanly possible from the not one, but TWO jet fighters with bloodthirsty WANG pilots, with a gleam in their eyes and murder on their lips. Its a good thing neither of them could fly very well.
But then again, I'm the asshat that ejector seated into a mountain the round before.
Needless to say, when it works it works.
I was one of those poor pilots Turns out jets are pretty fast.
I kind of wanted to turn back to see what was going on but I was afraid I'd get my face blown off.
Ugh. Ok, I think the fact that npcs can put bounties on you has made free roam that much worse. Jackasses will try to follow you around the entire goddamn map just for $1K. Thankfully Invite Only seems to be working. I just wish you didn't need to hop back to singleplayer to set it up.
I have a question about this.
Before you had a bounty put on you, what had you done? Were you behaving badly? Might this be a consequence of being a "bad sport"?
I hope this becomes a more refined mechanic and can be used against griefers. It's getting freaking hard just to leave my safehouse without being ran over by some griefer yelling into his mic and laughing like an idiot. If R* could somehow tag your amount of kills against other players in free roam and just escalate to 5* right away on that guy, it'd be super helpful.
Yeah... once you get enough rank, you can talk to Lester and gain the ability to put a bounty on a player. It'd be nice if it was restricted to your archnemesis or something but much like kicking it's lolol?
“I used to draw, hard to admit that I used to draw...”
I'm finding doing races is a lot more fun than the basic dm matches. It could be because currently all I have is a pistol with extended clip and a mac-10 but races are at least entertaining for me instead of "ooops I'm dead". I need to buy a garage though and get a nice motorbike since those are the races I tend to gravitate towards.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Ugh. Ok, I think the fact that npcs can put bounties on you has made free roam that much worse. Jackasses will try to follow you around the entire goddamn map just for $1K. Thankfully Invite Only seems to be working. I just wish you didn't need to hop back to singleplayer to set it up.
I have a question about this.
Before you had a bounty put on you, what had you done? Were you behaving badly? Might this be a consequence of being a "bad sport"?
I hope this becomes a more refined mechanic and can be used against griefers. It's getting freaking hard just to leave my safehouse without being ran over by some griefer yelling into his mic and laughing like an idiot. If R* could somehow tag your amount of kills against other players in free roam and just escalate to 5* right away on that guy, it'd be super helpful.
Yeah... once you get enough rank, you can talk to Lester and gain the ability to put a bounty on a player. It'd be nice if it was restricted to your archnemesis or something but much like kicking it's lolol?
You could always go passive mode right? I mean if people are being the full ahole it might be preferrable, then again I'd take having a bounty put on me as a mark of fucking honor.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I got to have a fun lunchtime session with a few PAers. Ended up just doing races. And then there was...Top Fun. I was on the motorcycle like a boss, running away as fast as humanly possible from the not one, but TWO jet fighters with bloodthirsty WANG pilots, with a gleam in their eyes and murder on their lips. Its a good thing neither of them could fly very well.
But then again, I'm the asshat that ejector seated into a mountain the round before.
Needless to say, when it works it works.
I was one of those poor pilots Turns out jets are pretty fast.
I kind of wanted to turn back to see what was going on but I was afraid I'd get my face blown off.
It's pretty hard to kill players from a jet. You can't lock on and you don't see the name pop up until you're at the point where you need to pull up.
If you switch to rockets, they lock on. You have to maintain the lock for the duration of the rocket's flight, I think, which complicates the matter. You also have to not plow into an overpass.
Ugh. Ok, I think the fact that npcs can put bounties on you has made free roam that much worse. Jackasses will try to follow you around the entire goddamn map just for $1K. Thankfully Invite Only seems to be working. I just wish you didn't need to hop back to singleplayer to set it up.
I have a question about this.
Before you had a bounty put on you, what had you done? Were you behaving badly? Might this be a consequence of being a "bad sport"?
I hope this becomes a more refined mechanic and can be used against griefers. It's getting freaking hard just to leave my safehouse without being ran over by some griefer yelling into his mic and laughing like an idiot. If R* could somehow tag your amount of kills against other players in free roam and just escalate to 5* right away on that guy, it'd be super helpful.
Yeah... once you get enough rank, you can talk to Lester and gain the ability to put a bounty on a player. It'd be nice if it was restricted to your archnemesis or something but much like kicking it's lolol?
You could always go passive mode right? I mean if people are being the full ahole it might be preferrable, then again I'd take having a bounty put on me as a mark of fucking honor.
Yes, but you'd have to walk everywhere (it doesn't protect you while in vehicles) and hope nobody decides to run you over or something.
“I used to draw, hard to admit that I used to draw...”
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KupotheAvengerDestroyer of Cakeand other deserts.Registered Userregular
Am I the only jerk that shoots the teller once I get my money?
It's pretty hard to kill players from a jet. You can't lock on and you don't see the name pop up until you're at the point where you need to pull up.
If you switch to rockets, they lock on. You have to maintain the lock for the duration of the rocket's flight, I think, which complicates the matter. You also have to not plow into an overpass.
That hasn't been my experience. It locks onto police cars and helicopters just fine while I have at least one star, but not players. Mind you, this is in free roam; it might be different in certain game modes.
Also and I learned this morning when you launch a story mission, you don't get teleported to near that mission. So two poor bastards had to go from the top of the map with me all the way back to Los Santos this morning. I'm so sorry random dude bros on the internet.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Am I the only jerk that shoots the teller once I get my money?
Yes you dick, that man has a virtual family, he wasn't even supposed to be at work that day!
I need to try shouting at them to get the money faster. Though I did hear it doesn't work in party modes.
It was self defense! He shot me as soon as my back is turned. It's not my fault I can't fire a warning shot with a shotgun...at his face.
Son I've robbed three stores, no one shoots at me. Then again my dude does look like Cougar from the Losers, so they are probably worried I'll snipe them into a jet engine.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I think it wouldn't be so bad if you could actually see your grand parents a little better? I mean I have a 42" tv and my eye sight is probably going from way too much masturbation, but I could kind of make out what they looked like.
I do have to say, seems like Los Santos is more seattle than california, so many white people. Its like a Denver Broncos home game.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
FreiA French Prometheus UnboundDeadwoodRegistered Userregular
haven't had the greatest luck organizing people... few crew people I've seen either leave the game immediately or shoot at me as I get close and I have to yell at them.
I don't know if it's intentional, but Passive Mode doesn't work when you're in a car. Just a heads up in case you think you're safe when driving around in a game with randoms.
Also and I learned this morning when you launch a story mission, you don't get teleported to near that mission. So two poor bastards had to go from the top of the map with me all the way back to Los Santos this morning. I'm so sorry random dude bros on the internet.
The mission Meth'd Up which is in the middle of nowhere has done that to me three times. It is surprisingly hard to read the text even on my giant hd tv. I think it says how far the mission is from you when you get the text about it. Seriously Rockstar a three minute drive for a give minute mission is stupid.
Edit: Would anyone be kind enough to accept my WANG request?
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Gamertag: KL Retribution
PSN:Furlion
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KupotheAvengerDestroyer of Cakeand other deserts.Registered Userregular
I think it wouldn't be so bad if you could actually see your grand parents a little better? I mean I have a 42" tv and my eye sight is probably going from way too much masturbationtoo much video games, but I could kind of make out what they looked like.
I do have to say, seems like Los Santos is more seattle than california, so many white people. Its like a Denver Broncos home game.
You clearly don't hang out in the 'hood son. Not that I do, my character looks like he freakin lives in East Los Santos, near that hipster coffee shop. (Fun side note, I'm writing this post while sitting in that very same shop!).
haven't had the greatest luck organizing people... few crew people I've seen either leave the game immediately or shoot at me as I get close and I have to yell at them.
my guy is pretty snazzy:
You need to find a not Irish lady friend, and an over the hill white former actor pronto.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I think it wouldn't be so bad if you could actually see your grand parents a little better? I mean I have a 42" tv and my eye sight is probably going from way too much masturbationtoo much video games, but I could kind of make out what they looked like.
I do have to say, seems like Los Santos is more seattle than california, so many white people. Its like a Denver Broncos home game.
You clearly don't hang out in the 'hood son. Not that I do, my character looks like he freakin lives in East Los Santos, near that hipster coffee shop. (Fun side note, I'm writing this post while sitting in that very same shop!).
Well I mean more player characters, I mean I'm so white I bleed mayo, but I made sure to make someone who at least looks hipsanic. I mean's he's a criminal right?
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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also, I still cant even get into the tutorial race, and I tried reinstalling the update on 360 :?
Situation excellent. I am attacking.
- General Ferdinand Foch
I don't believe so.
So plan accordingly:
List of All GTA:O Properties.
The cheapest apartments are $80k, and all come with at least a 2 car garage.
The cheapest stand-alone garages are $25k for 2 spaces.
Might be good having a garage off the beaten path for those times when you need a vehicle fast, but don't want to trudge all the way back to your apartment.
PSN: Beltaine-77 | Steam: beltane77 | Battle.net BadHaggis#1433
If you play with the lifestyle sliders, you can usually clear up their complexion a bit.
I got to have a fun lunchtime session with a few PAers. Ended up just doing races. And then there was...Top Fun. I was on the motorcycle like a boss, running away as fast as humanly possible from the not one, but TWO jet fighters with bloodthirsty WANG pilots, with a gleam in their eyes and murder on their lips. Its a good thing neither of them could fly very well.
But then again, I'm the asshat that ejector seated into a mountain the round before.
Needless to say, when it works it works.
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
Before you had a bounty put on you, what had you done? Were you behaving badly? Might this be a consequence of being a "bad sport"?
Nah, I never hunt people in free roam. I jack cars from npcs though, and I often end up getting a bounty from "Unknown" as a result. Maybe it's thinking that high end cars belong to PCs, as unmoddable cars tell you they already have a tracker from another player when you try to store them in your garage.
I hope this becomes a more refined mechanic and can be used against griefers. It's getting freaking hard just to leave my safehouse without being ran over by some griefer yelling into his mic and laughing like an idiot. If R* could somehow tag your amount of kills against other players in free roam and just escalate to 5* right away on that guy, it'd be super helpful.
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
Yeah, that and the Ocelot Jackal were my goto 4-passengers for heists in the single player. Michael's Obey Tailgater was crap by comparison.
I was one of those poor pilots
I kind of wanted to turn back to see what was going on but I was afraid I'd get my face blown off.
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
Steam: MightyPotatoKing
Yeah... once you get enough rank, you can talk to Lester and gain the ability to put a bounty on a player. It'd be nice if it was restricted to your archnemesis or something but much like kicking it's lolol?
pleasepaypreacher.net
You could always go passive mode right? I mean if people are being the full ahole it might be preferrable, then again I'd take having a bounty put on me as a mark of fucking honor.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I was the other. I'm a bad pilot.
If you switch to rockets, they lock on. You have to maintain the lock for the duration of the rocket's flight, I think, which complicates the matter. You also have to not plow into an overpass.
Yes, but you'd have to walk everywhere (it doesn't protect you while in vehicles) and hope nobody decides to run you over or something.
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
I had been but it adds a star if you kill him. I think keeping your gun trained on him might keep him from doing anything?
Yes you dick, that man has a virtual family, he wasn't even supposed to be at work that day!
I need to try shouting at them to get the money faster. Though I did hear it doesn't work in party modes.
pleasepaypreacher.net
pleasepaypreacher.net
That hasn't been my experience. It locks onto police cars and helicopters just fine while I have at least one star, but not players. Mind you, this is in free roam; it might be different in certain game modes.
Steam: MightyPotatoKing
It was self defense! He shot me as soon as my back is turned. It's not my fault I can't fire a warning shot with a shotgun...at his face.
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
pleasepaypreacher.net
Son I've robbed three stores, no one shoots at me. Then again my dude does look like Cougar from the Losers, so they are probably worried I'll snipe them into a jet engine.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I think it wouldn't be so bad if you could actually see your grand parents a little better? I mean I have a 42" tv and my eye sight is probably going from way too much masturbation, but I could kind of make out what they looked like.
I do have to say, seems like Los Santos is more seattle than california, so many white people. Its like a Denver Broncos home game.
pleasepaypreacher.net
my guy is pretty snazzy:
The mission Meth'd Up which is in the middle of nowhere has done that to me three times. It is surprisingly hard to read the text even on my giant hd tv. I think it says how far the mission is from you when you get the text about it. Seriously Rockstar a three minute drive for a give minute mission is stupid.
Edit: Would anyone be kind enough to accept my WANG request?
PSN:Furlion
You clearly don't hang out in the 'hood son. Not that I do, my character looks like he freakin lives in East Los Santos, near that hipster coffee shop. (Fun side note, I'm writing this post while sitting in that very same shop!).
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
You need to find a not Irish lady friend, and an over the hill white former actor pronto.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Well I mean more player characters, I mean I'm so white I bleed mayo, but I made sure to make someone who at least looks hipsanic. I mean's he's a criminal right?
pleasepaypreacher.net