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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    my leather wrist straps and necklace keep vanishing

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    you cant have both

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    what

    they don't even touch the same part of the model

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i realized the same when i bought hoop earrings, wrist bangle and a necklace

    it goes like, one right handed accessory and one neck accessory equals no head accessory

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    maybe its something to do with the body armor on character model thing?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    What about the body armor

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    well, it can pop up on every character model every time and maybe it has something to do with the economy of shit that can go onto a character model

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Oh. I didnt even realize you could manually remove body armor till yesterday

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    yeah but you have to do it every time you put on new armor

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    on a personal level, the trans sex workers in this game and the joke of the characters "seeing through" their "deceptive" nature and their writing is outright harmful, as they list off shit like laser hair removal and characters list of shit like "you should take more of them hormones ahahaha"

    At this point, I'm considering going on an active hunt for those pedestrians because I have yet to actually see them in the wild.

    I'm not doubting their existence or anything, I just need to see this shit for myself so my brain can confirm it.

    Also, mute pubs at all times. Not just in this game, in all games. Regardless of your race, religion or gender, the default option should always be "hey hey hey hey, mute pubs e'ryday."

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    epburnepburn Registered User regular
    Has anyone else had trouble with the stock market since online launched? Anything LCN I invest in for some daytrading purposes just gets stuck in a range that moves between the investment level and about a $200k loss. Doesn't seem to matter what.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    the point is that if you arent a crazed psycho, you could stand to actually look at your behavior and how much of it affects player attitudes

    i shouldnt have to mute people

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    the point is that if you arent a crazed psycho, you could stand to actually look at your behavior and how much of it affects player attitudes

    i shouldnt have to mute people

    And yet human nature dictates that in all aspects of life, John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory is in effect.

    It didn't start with GTA, Call of Duty or even Xbox Live. I remember some absolutely horrific shit from my Counterstrike and Team Fortress Classic days. Even out in the world you have people who, when given a forum in which to air their copious amounts of awful and hurtful crazy, will use that forum without fail.

    I wish there was a solution past "don't listen to the assholes," but with human beings there really isn't. Your best bet is to find the non-assholes and chat with only them while crime-ing it up.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i reject this rationalization in that it is wrong to hold people to such a low standard and in the same breath also complain about negative behavior

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I don't know if this is a recent change, but somebody blew up my car with a buzzard and they had to pay the insurance costs. I wonder if you don't get counted as a bad sport now for doing that.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I'm going to walk the dog and then I'm thinking of playing if you classy folks are still online.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I don't know if this is a recent change, but somebody blew up my car with a buzzard and they had to pay the insurance costs. I wonder if you don't get counted as a bad sport now for doing that.

    That has been in effect for a while now. They still get bad sport points.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    my internet keeps dying

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    lazlow jones is everything wrong with GTA as a series personified in an individual

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Good times with Tank, Weaver and Awko.

    That 3-plane pile-up on the bridge was amazing.

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    AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    That and sprinting towards that chopper just in time to see a rocket take you guys out, leaving me stranded on a rooftop surrounded by Merriweather troops.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Awko wrote: »
    That and sprinting towards that chopper just in time to see a rocket take you guys out, leaving me stranded on a rooftop surrounded by Merriweather troops.

    Ha ha ha, that's great.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    So last night I was flying around the map with a cargo helicopter, picking up random vehicles, and dropping them on other players online. The vehicles explode when dropped from that high up, so it's like playing horseshoes vs hand grenades.

    Also, if you land on a high building and use the sniper rifle to kill players, they get really confused. I killed one guy 3 times before he realized what was going on and sent me a nasty message on Xbox Live. That's what he deserved after he took the high priority car from me. Fuck him.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also, if you land on a high building and use the sniper rifle to kill players, they get really confused. I killed one guy 3 times before he realized what was going on and sent me a nasty message on Xbox Live. That's what he deserved after he took the high priority car from me. Fuck him.
    So far it seems like much of the online that anyone can actually get on and play is just griefers griefing griefers.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also, if you land on a high building and use the sniper rifle to kill players, they get really confused. I killed one guy 3 times before he realized what was going on and sent me a nasty message on Xbox Live. That's what he deserved after he took the high priority car from me. Fuck him.
    So far it seems like much of the online that anyone can actually get on and play is just griefers griefing griefers.

    Hey now, he started it by blowing me up with a sticky bomb while I was trying to deliver the high priority car. I just took it to the extreme and went the Chicago Way.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Chi-city represent?

    With a .308 round to the face from 600 yards, yeah...

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    That rooftop Cargobob rescue was pretty great, I bet those jerks that ambushed me didn't see that coming (or the explosives I had lobbed on their roof).

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    i made a dude p mad on xbl last night

    he had a bounty on his head, so i sniped him

    he sent me a message that read FAGIT FAGIT FAGIT FAGIT FAGIT

    which is weird like, was he telling me to fag it

    like a verb or

    so i send him back the standard koan of "u mad, bro?" and he sends me the same message again, twice

    thing is XBL doesn't have copy-paste so this dude was furiously typing this stuff out manually repeatedly

    suffice to say

    he mad, bro

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    If you use Smartglass you can copy and paste but nobody uses Smartglass

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    If you use Smartglass you can copy and paste but nobody uses Smartglass

    I do. Mostly when I'm playing something on PS3 and want to check to see how many of my Live friends are on without having to go through the boot-up and sign-in process.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I use it when I have to type things and sometimes while watching video.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    If you're doing something like camping the Simeon dock point or a gang attack or convenience store, I'm going to kill you if you shoot first or not because it's pretty obvious what your plan is.

    Otherwise I usually don't randomly attack other players unless it's something like myself, Tankhammer and Awko last night rolling around in the big mini-gun choppers

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    AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    To be fair, we had a big mini-gun chopper.

    What else were we meant to do with it?

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    THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    Finally finished the story, chose
    Death Wish

    and enjoyed the hell out of the finale

    Now it's time to crack into GTAO, I requested an invite for Fancy Fellows!

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    If you're doing something like camping the Simeon dock point or a gang attack or convenience store, I'm going to kill you if you shoot first or not because it's pretty obvious what your plan is.

    Otherwise I usually don't randomly attack other players unless it's something like myself, Tankhammer and Awko last night rolling around in the big mini-gun choppers

    I love chopper shenanigans more than anything.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    A public service announcement: don't trust johnnychopsocky with a tanker under any circumstances

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    A public service announcement: don't trust johnnychopsocky with a tanker under any circumstances

    Parking in the sewer seemed like a good idea at the time...

    That heist basically turned into a Guy Ritchie film at the end. All it needed was an exasperated Mark Strong getting a phone call about how the semi got stuck.

    Sorry about the quietness, BTW. I kept forgetting to switch out of party chat.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I know it's unlikely, but I'm completely boned on sleep so I'm up trying to coerce pubs into missions if anyone else wants to do reckless things with fast cars.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    So I was pulling up to my garage in my car, when a bounty'd fellow also pulls up with the intent of entering. I did the only logical thing to do: Whip out my Carbine and shoot him.

    The cavalcade of expletives that fell from my TV had me concoct an epic story where he's in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by bounty-happy players and miles from home, where he could wait out the bounty in peace. So he carves his way through the encirclement to the main highway to get a car, stopping to get in a sniper duel with someone lying in wait. As he enters Los Santos he's forced off the road by someone in a heavily armoured Patriot, forcing him to get out and fight once more, As the driver perishes, a whirring sound appears above him: Somebody found the Buzzard! So it's runrunrunrungetundercover, then taking a few desperate shots at the chopper before a lucky slug hits the pilot in the head. Relieved, he eats some candy to get a health boost, steals another car and makes the short trip home.

    Where I happen to be driving. And I shoot him as he pulls up to the garage door for $3,000.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    And then he challenged me to a one on one deathmatch, where I beat him 5-0. Then I watched some TV.

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