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Government 2.0: Digital Boogaloo

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    I give Maddow a pass because, while she comes in with a pretty severe bias and can be nitpicky as fuck, she also pretty much exclusively deals in hard facts that she can back up, which is depressingly rare.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah she picks some strange things to criticize sometimes but at least everything's exhaustively researched

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    when i was watching NBC back in my hippy days, every episode of Maddow was about Blackwater security contractors

    like

    healthcare laws passing and stuff no big deal

    blackwater contractors having sex parties, LEAD STORY

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Well allowing a mercenary corp to operate out of the US with near impunity was kind of a big deal.

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    RalgRalg Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Well allowing a mercenary corp to operate out of the US with near impunity was kind of a big deal.

    Not to Jasconius.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Jasc was a hippy three years ago.

    LEAD STORY

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Ralg wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Well allowing a mercenary corp to operate out of the US with near impunity was kind of a big deal.

    Not to Jasconius.

    Imaginary things don't bother me

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    RalgRalg Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Ralg wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Well allowing a mercenary corp to operate out of the US with near impunity was kind of a big deal.

    Not to Jasconius.

    Imaginary things don't bother me

    I'm kind of new at this posting thing, but this smells like baiting to me. You can't possibly be such a silly goose.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    It's what he does.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    EDIT: wrong thread

    august on
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    RalgRalg Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    It's what he does.

    Well, since he joined in August 2003, he might be a silly, but he's also a dedicated silly goose.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Guys

    They are private security contractors, not Mercenaries. Stop being silly.

    Buttcleft on
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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Guys

    They are private security contractors, not Mercenaries. Stop being silly.

    "Private Security Contractors"
    "Signature Strikes"
    "Enhanced Interrogation"
    "Security Administered Safety Beatings"

    PwnanObrien on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Guys

    They are private security contractors, not Mercenaries. Stop being silly.

    "Private Security Contractors"
    "Signature Strikes"
    "Enhanced Interrogation"
    "Security Administered Safety Beatings"

    Black armored cars and full auto rifles,
    Doorknocks from armed men who break all my trifles,
    Wild random shootouts and the bullets they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Guys

    They are private security contractors, not Mercenaries. Stop being silly.

    "Private Security Contractors"
    "Signature Strikes"
    "Enhanced Interrogation"
    "Security Administered Safety Beatings"

    Black armored cars and full auto rifles,
    Doorknocks from armed men who break all my trifles,
    Wild random shootouts and the bullets they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Isnt this the song that was on a Mercenaries (the game) commercial?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Guys

    They are private security contractors, not Mercenaries. Stop being silly.

    "Private Security Contractors"
    "Signature Strikes"
    "Enhanced Interrogation"
    "Security Administered Safety Beatings"

    Black armored cars and full auto rifles,
    Doorknocks from armed men who break all my trifles,
    Wild random shootouts and the bullets they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Isnt this the song that was on a Mercenaries (the game) commercial?

    I have no earthly idea; after Syphon Filter died, I lost a lot of enthusiasm for third person shooters.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Guys.

    Guys.

    Guys

    They are private security contractors, not Mercenaries. Stop being silly.

    "Private Security Contractors"
    "Signature Strikes"
    "Enhanced Interrogation"
    "Security Administered Safety Beatings"

    Black armored cars and full auto rifles,
    Doorknocks from armed men who break all my trifles,
    Wild random shootouts and the bullets they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Isnt this the song that was on a Mercenaries (the game) commercial?

    I believe you're thinking of

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    In retrospect, I wish that song was made for a better game.

    I do still love that they made a full 3-minute version of it, even though they only ever used 30 seconds of it.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    I liked Mercs 2. It was my Just Cause 2 before Just Cause 2 was a thing.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    it was a beautiful mess of a game

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    mercs 2 was better in a lot of ways

    just cause is better just for dicking around

    but airstrikes were a great mechanic and mercs 2 had better missions

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    vsove!

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Blowing up an oil rig in Mercs 2 was incredibly satisfying.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    vsove!

    what's crackin'

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Blowing up an oil rig in Mercs 2 was incredibly satisfying.

    I never played Mercs 2, but this made me remember how much I enjoyed smashing shit in Red Faction: Guerrilla

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8&noredirect=1

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Blowing up an oil rig in Mercs 2 was incredibly satisfying.

    yeah, even if all you did was drive a jet-ski up to it and drop an artillery beacon on one of the pylons

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    vsove!

    what's crackin'

    howdy doody sir

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I dunno what you guys are getting out of this, but whether progressive, centrist, or regressive, I'd certainly prefer it if candidates for the Presidency of my country could please refrain from plagiarism?

    Especially plagiarism from fucking Wikipedia...

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Video games aside, having Executive Outcomes 2 (Blackwater) as an actual military measure was amazingly stupid.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I dunno what you guys are getting out of this, but whether progressive, centrist, or regressive, I'd certainly prefer it if candidates for the Presidency of my country could please refrain from plagiarism?

    Especially plagiarism from fucking Wikipedia...

    he's not a real candidate

    the only people who will say he's got an actual shot are hack journalists cashing in on his moment in the sun to draw some attention to themselves, knowing that nobody will hold them accountable for it when we elect Hilary Clinton or whoever the fuck

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm also pretty pissed with the current Army promotion system.

    When I was in, there were requirements. Both on time served, and performance. It would take, shortest route(volunteer for every special course and actually pass, and also score points on promotion boards), in the infantry, three years to make Sergent. Now, it's just do one tour in the green zone and BAM you're an E6 in some support unit. I was in the first line unit to deploy from the 101st. I was in Operation Anaconda. Our company OP was bombed by a friendly fighter.

    Yet the army, when I finally got an MRI on my spine, gave me a shit rating of 10%, and redacted all of my medical records from my year in Korea when I almost died from anthrax. It took years to get my VA rating fixed. I'm at 60%.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    have you ever written one of our senators about your situation?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    have you ever written one of our senators about your situation?

    No. I get paid on the regular from the VA. I'm buying a bunch of interview clothes on the first when the monthly payment hits, and am looking at going back into IT work or, more hopefully, production.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm highly biased on rank structure, because I was there on the front when we went from peace-time to war footing.

    I worked my ass off in Pakistan and Afghanistan. It's been a decade and I still have nightmares. But now, you can go on deployment as a clerk, as an E2, with an actual air conditioned building to live in and not have to worry about enemy fire, and come back with a promotion to NCO ranks as as "Hey thanks for not making shitty tweets" prize.

    I know it's all different now, but damnit. Damnit.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Also we had to march uphill both ways to and from the overwatch bunkers.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    In the [sand]snow.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I can't really complain

    at least, not for the same reasons

    I joined after you but promotion in the Seabees is notoriously difficult because they keep pretty much every job overmanned (except, I think, utilitiesman)

    for example: in every promotion cycle that I observed, they promoted exactly one person to petty officer first class in the Engineering Aide job

    and I don't mean in my unit

    I mean across the entire active-duty Navy

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I left my infantry unit to go do artillery work. Which I was also amazing at, but is where I finally got a real look at the damage to my spine. I followed the names of people I knew for a while, and well, they all died. Everyone I knew, died in Iraq. So the kids ahead of them got promoted.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I went off to Ft. Sill, for artillery training, came back to Campbell to out-processs, and the dude I used to have to yell at and kick at to get him to actually stay awake on his post in Pakistan had stripes.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm done with old Army bitching.

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