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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    I will take a 30min shower, I don't even care. To hell with the environment!

    I will take my showerhead and point it out a window and take a damn shower with the water running right on the ground. Just let it pour everywhere for a half an hour, right out the window. What now, environment?

    i
    d
    g
    a
    f

    You sound like those people who turn on all the lights and leave the car running in the garage on Earth day just out of spite.

    Y'know, like a typical American conservative. :P

    I...

    it was...

    If you lived somewhere with as little rainfall as we get, this would have been funnier for you. :(

    Uh, i knew it was a joke.

    I'm not good at joking, sorry.

    i just wanted to make a joke about american conservatives who act spitefully.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Chanus, beeteedubs, I really don't like your benefits guy and he is a shining example of why the employer sponsored health insurance system is balls ass retarded.
    ...I'm free on the 19th... not that anyone else is it seems.

    so late.
    such relevant quoted post.
    Im still free and I'm planning on scotch boozing with Big Guinea Joe
    WOW
    Come Through

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    I will take a 30min shower, I don't even care. To hell with the environment!

    I will take my showerhead and point it out a window and take a damn shower with the water running right on the ground. Just let it pour everywhere for a half an hour, right out the window. What now, environment?

    i
    d
    g
    a
    f

    You sound like those people who turn on all the lights and leave the car running in the garage on Earth day just out of spite.

    Y'know, like a typical American conservative. :P

    I...

    it was...

    If you lived somewhere with as little rainfall as we get, this would have been funnier for you. :(

    Uh, i knew it was a joke.

    I'm not good at joking, sorry.

    i just wanted to make a joke about american conservatives who act spitefully.

    *points showerhead in your living room*

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Its amazing how bad some people are at slacking off. My former partner, who was good with all his SLAs and did his work promptly, turns out was thought of as a horrible lazy ass by management. Why? Cause in the down time he would pull out his iPad, prop that shit up in his cube and watch Archer. Or play games on his phone. I tried to tell him that was too blatant, but no one listens to Zathras.

    IT work gets a bad rep because of it. Most of the time? I could sit here and pick my nose for 6 hours.

    They need to think of you like an ER surgeon rather than a PCP.

    A PCP will see patients all day, 8 hours a day. An ER doctor doesn't really see clinical patients but they're there for when shit hits the fan oh my god this guy has a pipe sticking out of his head.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    I will take a 30min shower, I don't even care. To hell with the environment!

    I will take my showerhead and point it out a window and take a damn shower with the water running right on the ground. Just let it pour everywhere for a half an hour, right out the window. What now, environment?

    i
    d
    g
    a
    f

    You sound like those people who turn on all the lights and leave the car running in the garage on Earth day just out of spite.

    Y'know, like a typical American conservative. :P

    I...

    it was...

    If you lived somewhere with as little rainfall as we get, this would have been funnier for you. :(

    Uh, i knew it was a joke.

    I'm not good at joking, sorry.

    i just wanted to make a joke about american conservatives who act spitefully.

    *points showerhead in your living room*

    Oh no! You'll ruin my igloo!

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »

    They should have changed their name to Freedom, obviously.

    Freedom's Mustard

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    I will take a 30min shower, I don't even care. To hell with the environment!

    I will take my showerhead and point it out a window and take a damn shower with the water running right on the ground. Just let it pour everywhere for a half an hour, right out the window. What now, environment?

    i
    d
    g
    a
    f

    You sound like those people who turn on all the lights and leave the car running in the garage on Earth day just out of spite.

    Y'know, like a typical American conservative. :P

    I...

    it was...

    If you lived somewhere with as little rainfall as we get, this would have been funnier for you. :(

    Uh, i knew it was a joke.

    I'm not good at joking, sorry.

    i just wanted to make a joke about american conservatives who act spitefully.

    *points showerhead in your living room*

    Oh no! You'll ruin my igloo!

    but igloos are made of ice

    OH I SEE

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    He's right though, I totally fucked up, I see 3 tickets to remove servers that were sitting in the general ticket pool since almost 2 weeks ago

    however he says "There's dozens of changes and they've been waiting WEEKS!" isn't really accurate, there's 3 that are a few weeks old to REMOVE servers and there are DOZENS to add servers from the past 2 days that I obviously just haven't done yet, Friday is my longest work day its my "Wrap up everything" day

    You're allowed to make mistakes. His hyperbole about the situation doesn't take into account A) his mistake and B) your schedule.

    Be calm, don't act like you're being angry or have any ill intent and just bring it up to your supervisor, or whoever is above you that can understand your side. Just say it's difficult for you to do what you need to do if he does it because he overreacts and exaggerates the situation.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Newegg has Brave New World on sale for $9 with promo code EMCWXWW235

    have to buy the mac version, but it'll (apparently) play correctly with the windows version of civ v.

    I think there are several [chat]ters who were waiting for a good deal on it?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    fak u deebz

    :)

    poo
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Pub pub pub pubbe pubes

    Friday!

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    If I was the intern, I'd close the spreadsheet, reset his password, set his background to porn, then lock the screen and completely walk away from the situation and do my job and pretend like I have no idea why he can't log in.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Maybe a classy anime NSFW picture, instead of straight up porn.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Maybe a classy anime NSFW picture, instead of straight up porn.

    hahaha

    no such thing

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    fak u deebz

    :)

    What'd I do?


    Oh also I am interviewing someone from your Alma Mater on Tuesday and one of his Technical skills is AJAX which is how your name is autocorrected on my phone. I guess what Im trying to say is

    Half Life 3, confirmed

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    so today is going to be an emotional shitshow for me
    i got my therapist appointment in an hour which is always turbulent because the guy is good at his job which means he busts my chops for a solid hour

    then i gotta kill time downtown for a couple hours because after that i have a drug addicts support group thing to go to that my shrink is insisting i at least try out

    because truth is i never in any way got any kind of treatment for my drug addiction, i just... stopped abusing drugs, which led to other shit behaviors and my shrink believes seeing this support group will help me develop healthier outlets instead

    like, objectively these things are good things

    but i ain't gonna enjoy em

    Pony on
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    If I was the intern, I'd close the spreadsheet, reset his password, set his background to porn, then lock the screen and completely walk away from the situation and do my job and pretend like I have no idea why he can't log in.

    Sabotage!

    Smearing the guy with seniority and making six figures is a bad idea. Unless override has a smoking gun, the boss might fire override just because it's easier than replacing the six figure guy. If override is on thin ice now, he needs to defend, not attack.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    so today is going to be an emotional shitshow for me
    i got my therapist appointment in an hour which is always turbulent because the guy is good at his job which means he busts my chops for a solid hour

    then i gotta kill time downtown for a couple hours because after that i have a drug addicts support group thing to go to that my shrink is insisting i at least try out

    because truth is i never in any way got any kind of treatment for my drug addiction, i just... stopped abusing drugs, which led to other shit behaviors and my shrink believes seeing this support group will help me develop healthier outlets instead

    like, objectively these things are good things

    but i ain't gonna enjoy em

    At least it's a shitshow for good

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    so today is going to be an emotional shitshow for me
    i got my therapist appointment in an hour which is always turbulent because the guy is good at his job which means he busts my chops for a solid hour

    then i gotta kill time downtown for a couple hours because after that i have a drug addicts support group thing to go to that my shrink is insisting i at least try out

    because truth is i never in any way got any kind of treatment for my drug addiction, i just... stopped abusing drugs, which led to other shit behaviors and my shrink believes seeing this support group will help me develop healthier outlets instead

    like, objectively these things are good things

    but i ain't gonna enjoy em

    You're doing good things to improve your life, Pony, and that's great.

    Keep it up, we're all behind you 100%.

    it's hard, but you can do it. :)

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Just ate 6 slices of pizza.

    Still feeling kinda hungry.

    I need halp.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so today is going to be an emotional shitshow for me
    i got my therapist appointment in an hour which is always turbulent because the guy is good at his job which means he busts my chops for a solid hour

    then i gotta kill time downtown for a couple hours because after that i have a drug addicts support group thing to go to that my shrink is insisting i at least try out

    because truth is i never in any way got any kind of treatment for my drug addiction, i just... stopped abusing drugs, which led to other shit behaviors and my shrink believes seeing this support group will help me develop healthier outlets instead

    like, objectively these things are good things

    but i ain't gonna enjoy em

    At least it's a shitshow for good

    s'what i keep telling myself

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    You can do it pony!

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »

    Tee hee. "Women want the right to wear short skirts and no underwear. What about my rights? Like my right to share a cab after you."

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Foley is the best wrestler.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    my shrink is good at his job, it's kind of crazy

    like, he manages to infuriate me and get me to open up and deconstructs my bullshit in a way no one else does

    if anyone else talked to me like that, i'd either walk away from them or they'd get fuckin' popped

    yet he pulls it off, sitting there talking calmly

    god bless the healthcare system for paying for this guy

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    bowen wrote: »
    He's right though, I totally fucked up, I see 3 tickets to remove servers that were sitting in the general ticket pool since almost 2 weeks ago

    however he says "There's dozens of changes and they've been waiting WEEKS!" isn't really accurate, there's 3 that are a few weeks old to REMOVE servers and there are DOZENS to add servers from the past 2 days that I obviously just haven't done yet, Friday is my longest work day its my "Wrap up everything" day

    You're allowed to make mistakes. His hyperbole about the situation doesn't take into account A) his mistake and B) your schedule.

    Be calm, don't act like you're being angry or have any ill intent and just bring it up to your supervisor, or whoever is above you that can understand your side. Just say it's difficult for you to do what you need to do if he does it because he overreacts and exaggerates the situation.

    Im trying to type out a conciliatory email to him and my boss
    Mike I’m really sorry I screwed you over on the spreadsheet

    I apologize for missing that ticket from 9/23 to remove 0/50/53, I don’t know how I missed it, and the other two that I hadn’t closed out yet from last Wednesday.

    The rest of the sheet should have been accurate apart from the changes this week I hadn’t incorporated yet, there were quite a few

    You were right I should have just audited the sheets and updated the explorers later, doing both at the same time slowed the process down so much, taking into account my limited work schedule, by the time I got to the end of DR there were already a dozen incorrect entries. Again I’m really sorry

    If I can do anything to make it up to you please let me know. If I need to be here more often that is a possibility, I think some of my professors would be willing to work with me

    is that bad?

    I'm trying to apologize while pointing out that the thing IS ALWAYS CHANGING GOOD GOD ITS NEVER GOING TO BE ACCURATE

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Also I should note that Mojitio Cupcakes are a glorious creation and sure to give me beetus.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    If I was the intern, I'd close the spreadsheet, reset his password, set his background to porn, then lock the screen and completely walk away from the situation and do my job and pretend like I have no idea why he can't log in.

    Sabotage!

    Smearing the guy with seniority and making six figures is a bad idea. Unless override has a smoking gun, the boss might fire override just because it's easier than replacing the six figure guy. If override is on thin ice now, he needs to defend, not attack.

    Oh yeah definitely. That's why you'd follow my other advice.

    But if I was unpaid, I'd probably just close the spreadsheet and lock his machine and pretend I had no idea what he was on about and let him start freaking the fuck out, and try to explain to HR/boss why I'm the unreasonable one.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I would absolutely not use the term "screwed you over" in a work email.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    He's right though, I totally fucked up, I see 3 tickets to remove servers that were sitting in the general ticket pool since almost 2 weeks ago

    however he says "There's dozens of changes and they've been waiting WEEKS!" isn't really accurate, there's 3 that are a few weeks old to REMOVE servers and there are DOZENS to add servers from the past 2 days that I obviously just haven't done yet, Friday is my longest work day its my "Wrap up everything" day

    You're allowed to make mistakes. His hyperbole about the situation doesn't take into account A) his mistake and B) your schedule.

    Be calm, don't act like you're being angry or have any ill intent and just bring it up to your supervisor, or whoever is above you that can understand your side. Just say it's difficult for you to do what you need to do if he does it because he overreacts and exaggerates the situation.

    Im trying to type out a conciliatory email to him and my boss
    Mike I’m really sorry I screwed you over on the spreadsheet

    I apologize for missing that ticket from 9/23 to remove 0/50/53, I don’t know how I missed it, and the other two that I hadn’t closed out yet from last Wednesday.

    The rest of the sheet should have been accurate apart from the changes this week I hadn’t incorporated yet, there were quite a few

    You were right I should have just audited the sheets and updated the explorers later, doing both at the same time slowed the process down so much, taking into account my limited work schedule, by the time I got to the end of DR there were already a dozen incorrect entries. Again I’m really sorry

    If I can do anything to make it up to you please let me know. If I need to be here more often that is a possibility, I think some of my professors would be willing to work with me

    is that bad?

    I'm trying to apologize while pointing out that the thing IS ALWAYS CHANGING GOOD GOD ITS NEVER GOING TO BE ACCURATE

    I would stick with just talking with your boss unless your boss thinks you should involve other guy.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    I would absolutely not use the term "screwed you over" in a work email.

    "Mike I’m really sorry I didn’t keep on top of the the spreadsheet"?

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    He's right though, I totally fucked up, I see 3 tickets to remove servers that were sitting in the general ticket pool since almost 2 weeks ago

    however he says "There's dozens of changes and they've been waiting WEEKS!" isn't really accurate, there's 3 that are a few weeks old to REMOVE servers and there are DOZENS to add servers from the past 2 days that I obviously just haven't done yet, Friday is my longest work day its my "Wrap up everything" day

    You're allowed to make mistakes. His hyperbole about the situation doesn't take into account A) his mistake and B) your schedule.

    Be calm, don't act like you're being angry or have any ill intent and just bring it up to your supervisor, or whoever is above you that can understand your side. Just say it's difficult for you to do what you need to do if he does it because he overreacts and exaggerates the situation.

    Im trying to type out a conciliatory email to him and my boss
    Mike I’m really sorry I screwed you over on the spreadsheet

    I apologize for missing that ticket from 9/23 to remove 0/50/53, I don’t know how I missed it, and the other two that I hadn’t closed out yet from last Wednesday.

    The rest of the sheet should have been accurate apart from the changes this week I hadn’t incorporated yet, there were quite a few

    You were right I should have just audited the sheets and updated the explorers later, doing both at the same time slowed the process down so much, taking into account my limited work schedule, by the time I got to the end of DR there were already a dozen incorrect entries. Again I’m really sorry

    If I can do anything to make it up to you please let me know. If I need to be here more often that is a possibility, I think some of my professors would be willing to work with me

    is that bad?

    I'm trying to apologize while pointing out that the thing IS ALWAYS CHANGING GOOD GOD ITS NEVER GOING TO BE ACCURATE

    I would stick with just talking with your boss unless your boss thinks you should involve other guy.

    my boss is almost never here and when he is he's too busy, communication is mostly asynchronous

    the problem with being an intern in the highest level team is my bosses are the director of IT operations, the CIO, and the board of directors

    override367 on
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    kick punch we all remember

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Dang I saved money last night but not face.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    He's right though, I totally fucked up, I see 3 tickets to remove servers that were sitting in the general ticket pool since almost 2 weeks ago

    however he says "There's dozens of changes and they've been waiting WEEKS!" isn't really accurate, there's 3 that are a few weeks old to REMOVE servers and there are DOZENS to add servers from the past 2 days that I obviously just haven't done yet, Friday is my longest work day its my "Wrap up everything" day

    You're allowed to make mistakes. His hyperbole about the situation doesn't take into account A) his mistake and B) your schedule.

    Be calm, don't act like you're being angry or have any ill intent and just bring it up to your supervisor, or whoever is above you that can understand your side. Just say it's difficult for you to do what you need to do if he does it because he overreacts and exaggerates the situation.

    Im trying to type out a conciliatory email to him and my boss
    Mike I’m really sorry I screwed you over on the spreadsheet

    I apologize for missing that ticket from 9/23 to remove 0/50/53, I don’t know how I missed it, and the other two that I hadn’t closed out yet from last Wednesday.

    The rest of the sheet should have been accurate apart from the changes this week I hadn’t incorporated yet, there were quite a few

    You were right I should have just audited the sheets and updated the explorers later, doing both at the same time slowed the process down so much, taking into account my limited work schedule, by the time I got to the end of DR there were already a dozen incorrect entries. Again I’m really sorry

    If I can do anything to make it up to you please let me know. If I need to be here more often that is a possibility, I think some of my professors would be willing to work with me

    is that bad?

    I'm trying to apologize while pointing out that the thing IS ALWAYS CHANGING GOOD GOD ITS NEVER GOING TO BE ACCURATE

    I would stick with just talking with your boss unless your boss thinks you should involve other guy.

    my boss is almost never here and when he is he's too busy, communication is mostly asynchronous

    the problem with being an intern in the highest level team is my bosses are the director of IT operations, the CIO, and the board of directors

    Ah, hmm.

    As an aside, I would think in a reasonably-managed workplace you'd have some sort of supervisor available, but that's not really an important point right now.

    I would change the "screwed you over" line like you did and maybe omit the "if there is anything I can do to make it up to you" part.

    Also, as a personal preference, I would say, "I apologize" instead of "I'm sorry".

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    He's right though, I totally fucked up, I see 3 tickets to remove servers that were sitting in the general ticket pool since almost 2 weeks ago

    however he says "There's dozens of changes and they've been waiting WEEKS!" isn't really accurate, there's 3 that are a few weeks old to REMOVE servers and there are DOZENS to add servers from the past 2 days that I obviously just haven't done yet, Friday is my longest work day its my "Wrap up everything" day

    You're allowed to make mistakes. His hyperbole about the situation doesn't take into account A) his mistake and B) your schedule.

    Be calm, don't act like you're being angry or have any ill intent and just bring it up to your supervisor, or whoever is above you that can understand your side. Just say it's difficult for you to do what you need to do if he does it because he overreacts and exaggerates the situation.

    Im trying to type out a conciliatory email to him and my boss
    Mike I’m really sorry I screwed you over on the spreadsheet

    I apologize for missing that ticket from 9/23 to remove 0/50/53, I don’t know how I missed it, and the other two that I hadn’t closed out yet from last Wednesday.

    The rest of the sheet should have been accurate apart from the changes this week I hadn’t incorporated yet, there were quite a few

    You were right I should have just audited the sheets and updated the explorers later, doing both at the same time slowed the process down so much, taking into account my limited work schedule, by the time I got to the end of DR there were already a dozen incorrect entries. Again I’m really sorry

    If I can do anything to make it up to you please let me know. If I need to be here more often that is a possibility, I think some of my professors would be willing to work with me

    is that bad?

    I'm trying to apologize while pointing out that the thing IS ALWAYS CHANGING GOOD GOD ITS NEVER GOING TO BE ACCURATE
    Hi Mike,

    I want to apologize for the confusion the ticket system and how it led to some additional confusion and inconsistencies with the spreadsheet. I wasn't aware how to document the ticket that was canceled, which might have added to more confusion on how long this work had gone unfinished.

    As you know, my schedule is a little tight and I hadn't had time to reflect some of the changes into the spreadsheet yet. It should still be accurate up to this week. Let me know of anyway that I can correct this or improve the workflow for you in the future. Thanks. Sorry again.

    @override367

    Don't kiss ass, be matter of fact. Correct what they did wrong, offer up your willingness to work together.

    He's not your superior, you don't have to appease him. I mean, he is your superior in seniority only, not really someone you "answer to".

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Dang I saved money last night but not face.

    Well, there's faces on money, so close enough.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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