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Hello from beautiful Spokane!
Metzger Meister
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
Yup... Spokane. I thought Sacramento sucked. 
Anyway, is there anything fun to do here for a couple of teenagers and their dad? I only ask because many PAers live in the PNW and none of us are quite sure what we want to do.
Anyway, is there anything fun to do here for a couple of teenagers and their dad? I only ask because many PAers live in the PNW and none of us are quite sure what we want to do. Metzger Meister on
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
It's hot in Toooooopeeeeeeeeeka
toe picker
toooooopeeeeeeeeeeeekaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me and my brother are fatties and my dad is an old man with a bad knee, a colostomy bag, and knife-scars from being a prison guard.Anything more physical then some fishing or maybe beating up hobos is a little sketchy.
Edit: We could always buy some meth, m i rite?
my toe is hot
pick it
I hear it is a fun activity for the entire family!
Ohh...
I just figured... Metzger...
as in Mike
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
It might help you lose some of that weight, fatty
Edit: Metzger Meister is German, it means master butcher, reference to this crazy gay german cannibal guy... also, Mike Metzger fucked himself up on stunt junkies.
That's why you don't eat the ground.
I take issue with that
how did they get 8 guys jumping so perfectly choreographed?
Oh! There's a mall...
I'm like 16... I need some books though... hm... We might go paintballing, do some laser tag, go-karts... fishing.
Then a surprise storm came out of nowhere, pelted us with marble sized hail, and blew into us with winds that could push a man over.
It was pretty fun.
Secret Satan
The only thing i did outside of school was bars, the rock climbing gym downtown (which is really fun and worth it), and leave Spokane to go skiing or to a lake.
First of all, hugs not drugs, second of all, if you can tell me of a strip club that will take either a: poorly forged ids, or b: 16 year olds, then i'm all ears.
You mean Spoakland?
Wild Walls was a good place, I climbed there, and the rocks by the river on the road out to the valley. There name escapes me at the moment. I was going to recommend it, but he said he was a fatty, which is also why i didnt recommend the lazer tag thats right next door to it.
you're just not trying hard enough
Excuse me. I meant Spokanistan.
Fishing?
whatever you want to call Spokane, it is one surrounded by the best fly fishing area inside the US, and go up to British Columbia and it gets even better.
and i would still suggest the climbing as well, as to ditch the fat.
(Seriously, we get a weather guy up here everyday that tells us what the weather's like in Spokane and I hate it.)
two teens and their dad?
Sex.
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God damn you shoe.
Marry me. Marry me and love me forever.
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
It's my fault he's in Spokane though, and half of me feels bad about it.
The other half chortles in childish glee....
I'm like goddamn Jekyll and Hyde here.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
fkn late to the party, but yes, yes, and yes.
Did most of my growing up in Spokanistan as well, and got the hell out of there as soon as I could, though I do miss China Dragon. Wonder if the piano guy is still there....
To the OP: just leave, as soon as you can.
gross, didn't you read the part about fatties
I don't even know what that means, but fuck Spokane. Best of luck with that.