Machete Kills ....Again ....In Space

cj iwakura

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1WwOQowlg



If that doesn't tell you all you need to know, here's my finer impressions:

-You get to see Mel Gibson in an iron mask with a cape and a katana.
-You get to see Cuba Gooding Jr., Lady Gaga, and Antonio Banderas playing the same character.
http://i.minus.com/isOt8aFm5I921.gif

-Machete Kills. Again. In Space.
-Michelle Rodriguez taking names.
-Charlie She-... Carlos Estevez as the President of the United States
-LIGHTSABER MACHETE*
*available in sequel, see Vaz Corp for details

So yeah, this movie was a never-ending roller coaster of insanity and I heartily recommend it to anyone who likes fun.

The original was campy fun, this was a ridiculous masterpiece.

DasUberEdward

hmm

endorsed by CJ

B:L

DasUberEdward wrote: »

hmm

endorsed by CJ

A friend of mine told me it's pretty terrible. Not so-bad-it's-good, just bad.

Edit: Wow it's getting killed on Rotten Tomatoes

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/machete_kills/

Professor Fuzzles

I loved every minute of this film, its what a b movie should be. Over the top, campy, bloody, gore, violence, sex and one liners.
For pure unabashed fun its the best film I have seen this year, And I have seen a shit ton of films.

21stCentury

Honestly, I didn't really like the movie. i enjoyed the mayhem and madness, but it kinda fell flat for me.

plus, everyone knows

The space sequel should be the 4th movie, not the 3rd.