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CYOA : Precious Cargo - To Fight Volcano Monsters, We Built a Volcano Monster

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    I don't think it's wise to risk losing up to 40% of our capsules in the first engagement, so Suffer damage to front-center.

    Then, advance one range increment and fire Razor Flak at Tayrun.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    2b) Nuke the carrier and kill off 1d4 hairdressers.

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    TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    1) Take it like a big honking tank

    b) Fire Microfission Shell at 'Dread Pirate'

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    You guys are the worst saviours of humanity ever.

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    BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    I don't think it's wise to risk losing up to 40% of our capsules in the first engagement, so Suffer damage to front-center.

    Then, advance one range increment and fire Razor Flak at Tayrun.

    Boozer on
    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    1) better to not screw ourselves permanently.
    A) Fire flak at Tayrun

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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    I feel victimised.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    You sure seem to be catching a lot of flak today.
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Boo! Get off the stage!

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2013
    2) Fuck'em
    B) Move forward and microfission.

    Kaplar on
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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    2) Ach it's only a few lawyers and estate agents.
    B) We need to take out that titan before it launches even more aerial targets, so move up and Fire the microfission cannon at it.

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    zekebeauzekebeau Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    2) Fuck'em
    B) Move forward and microfission.
    You guys are the worst saviours of humanity ever.

    Well, they shouldn't have put a hardened criminal Loose Canon in charge if you wanted a us to worry about a few dozen casualties.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    2 WEEKS FROM RETIREMENT

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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    zekebeau wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    2) Fuck'em
    B) Move forward and microfission.
    You guys are the worst saviours of humanity ever.

    Well, they shouldn't have put a hardened criminal Loose Canon in charge if you wanted a us to worry about a few dozen casualties.
    2) Fuck'em
    B) Move forward and microfission.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Titan Rolls:
    Geth roll 1d4 for Cryo Capsule Losses
    Geth roll 3d6+6 for Microfission Cannon

    Cryo Capsule Losses:
    1d4 4 [1d4=4]
    Microfission Cannon:
    3d6+6 18 [3d6=3, 4, 5]

    With Love and Courage
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Hostile rolls:
    Geth roll 3d6+3 for Tayrun attack vs rear armor

    Tayrun attack vs rear armor:
    3d6+3 17 [3d6=6, 3, 5]

    With Love and Courage
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular

    2) Fuck'em
    B) Move forward and microfission

    "Major damage to cryo capsule tray partition. 800 vital sign monitors no longer communicating."

    Fuck 'em anyway. You didn't sign-up to be anyone's babysitter.

    "Computer, engage primary drive,"

    "Acknowledged,"

    You increase the throttle all the way to notch 10 - maximum power. The vehicle begins rumbling forward.


    An aircraft launches from the deck of the last of your primary targets; a big one. Some sort of ground attack monster.

    You arm the warhead sitting in the main cannon and watch the effective range indicator, centering your sights on the aircraft carrier. As soon as it turns green, you pull the trigger.


    The explosion rocks the Titan. The lights in the command deck flicker, the scope is momentarily cluttered with static. When the display resets itself, you see what's left of the carrier bowled-over onto it's side, with the ground attack aircraft scattered into a trail of burning debris on the far left.


    "Ow, what the ffff---"

    Another sharp jolt of electricity.

    "Damage report: penetration of rear-center reactive armor tiles. Subsection D offline,"


    Those Goddamn gunships.

    Basic Combat Mechanics
    Every turn, you may either:

    a) Move once and shoot one weapon

    or

    b) Remain stationary and shoot as many weapons as you like

    Each weapon except for conventional shells may only be fired once per mission; conventional shells will never run out, but every other type of munition will be discarded and reshuffled into the player deck.


    Enemies are all inactive by default. Every turn where the player takes no hostile action, the Alert level rises by 1 point and a d10 is rolled; any enemy who's sum of Sensor value + the Alert level value + the d10 result is 10 or greater will become active and attack the player. If the player takes a hostile action, all enemy units immediately become active and the Alert level becomes 10 (it's maximum possible value).

    Keyword primer:

    Area Kill: Hits all targets at a given range value.

    Evasive Maneuvers: Target may re-roll a successful hit against it once per mission.

    Ponderous: Target may be hit with vehicle-defeating weapons as well as anything that can otherwise target it

    Vehicle Layout
    LAYOUT-4.png

    interface-8.png



    What do you do?

    Your Titan has taken rear-center damage. Both of it's rear facings have had a point of reactive armor ablated away, and you must choose one of the two following options:

    1) Take a damage card and place it over your rear-center hard point. This will add a random detrimental effect to the vehicle, render the rear-center hard point unusable until the damage is repaired, and cause the card currently sitting on the hardpoint (the Cargo Bay) to be discarded.

    2) Lose 1d4 Cryo Capsule trays. You have total load of 6 such trays, each carrying 200 people. If you lose all 6 trays, you lose the game. There are no penalties for losing any number of trays so long as you don't lose them all; it will just lower your score at the end of the game.

    ...you may also:

    a) Remain stationary and fire any weapons at any target within range
    b) Move forward and fire one weapon at any target within range
    c) Shit's getting too hot; time to bail!

    With Love and Courage
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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    1)Gotta save some of our future slaves.
    A)Conventional shells and flak on the last target.

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    1)Gotta save some of our future slaves.
    A)Conventional shells and flak on the last target.

    Yuuup.

    Man, getting a 4 was really unlucky, but oh well, at least subtle negotiation is a viable tactic.

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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Wow. 40% loss on first effective hit.

    Wow. Guys.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    It's fine, the enforced breeding program will just operate for longer.

    1) Sod the Cargo bay
    A) Shoot both barrels of flak at the helicopters

    Mojo_Jojo on
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    TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    1) Sod the Cargo Bay
    A) Fire Everything at Tayrun

    @Tayrun stop being so fucking effective, you've murdered 800 people already. Murderer.
    Atleast I had the good senses to only fire ineffectively at the front of armour of us. (And eat bullets like a champ).

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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Tayrun wrote: »
    Wow. 40% loss on first effective hit.

    Wow. Guys.
    I told you.

    Stand and deliver flak to Tayrun.

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    BoozerBoozer Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Hostile rolls:
    GGeth roll 3d6+3 for Tayrun attack vs rear armor

    Shouldn't our Passive Thick Skin ability have meant that a successful hit needs to be re-rolled? I believe you've done that for the first two Hostile rolls.

    As for my vote:
    Kaplar wrote: »
    1)Gotta save some of our future slaves.
    A)Conventional shells and flak on the last target.

    Bobby 'Bulldog' Lenko - [PBP] [Vampire] The Restless City
    PSN: Boozer_777
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Eat bullets, Tayrun! BURRRRRRN!
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Shouldn't our Passive Thick Skin ability have meant that a successful hit needs to be re-rolled? I believe you've done that for the first two Hostile rolls.

    Good catch.

    Geth roll 3d6+3 for Tayrun attack vs rear armor

    Tayrun attack vs rear armor:
    3d6+3 15 [3d6=2, 5, 5]

    With Love and Courage
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Still gotcha.

    With Love and Courage
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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Tayrun wrote: »
    Wow. 40% loss on first effective hit.

    Wow. Guys.
    I told you.

    Stand and deliver flak to Tayrun.

    Ayup. Support both of these points.

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    zekebeauzekebeau Registered User regular
    Just remember, Pod 6 was one of the ones lost. And Pod 6 is jerks.

    1) Damage Card
    2) All the flak!

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    1)Gotta save some of our future slaves.
    A)Conventional shells and flak on the last target.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    1)Gotta save some of our future slaves.
    A)Conventional shells and flak on the last target.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Titan Actions:
    Geth roll 1d6 for damage card draw

    Geth roll 3d6+4 for flak (take worst result)
    Geth roll 3d6+4 for falk (take worst result)

    Geth roll 3d6+4 for flak (take worst result)
    Geth roll 3d6+4 for falk (take worst result)

    damage card draw:
    1d6 4 [1d6=4]
    flak (take worst result):
    3d6+4 15 [3d6=2, 6, 3]
    falk (take worst result):
    3d6+4 16 [3d6=4, 6, 2]
    flak (take worst result):
    3d6+4 17 [3d6=4, 4, 5]
    falk (take worst result):
    3d6+4 19 [3d6=4, 6, 5]

    With Love and Courage
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    You track the gun sights over the helicopters on your flank. They're quick; you're quicker.

    You depress and hold the trigger. In contrast from the earlier plodding exchange of cannon fire, this is fast. Visceral.

    Exciting.


    The door latch leading to a long forgotten place within you comes loose, and you start to smile as fuselages, rotor blades and control surfaces fail, rip and burn. You don't leave anything larger than a cigarette butt to crash to the garage floor.


    "All threats terminated. Mission area clear. Autopilot engaged; garage egress in process..."


    The scope dies and retracts.

    ...Autopilot?
    Basic Combat Mechanics
    Every turn, you may either:

    a) Move once and shoot one weapon

    or

    b) Remain stationary and shoot as many weapons as you like

    Each weapon except for conventional shells may only be fired once per mission; conventional shells will never run out, but every other type of munition will be discarded and reshuffled into the player deck.


    Enemies are all inactive by default. Every turn where the player takes no hostile action, the Alert level rises by 1 point and a d10 is rolled; any enemy who's sum of Sensor value + the Alert level value + the d10 result is 10 or greater will become active and attack the player. If the player takes a hostile action, all enemy units immediately become active and the Alert level becomes 10 (it's maximum possible value).

    Keyword primer:

    Area Kill: Hits all targets at a given range value.

    Evasive Maneuvers: Target may re-roll a successful hit against it once per mission.

    Ponderous: Target may be hit with vehicle-defeating weapons as well as anything that can otherwise target it

    Vehicle Layout
    LAYOUT-5.png

    interface-9.png



    What do you do?

    a) ...Autopilot? What am I, Player 2? *Attempt to take manual control of the Titan*
    b) ...Autopilot? Whatever. I need something to eat.
    c) ...Autopilot? Good. Time to get out of this chair and take a look around.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
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    DaemonisDaemonis Registered User regular
    C

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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    C

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    C

    Time to find the bathroom/Draw moustaches on the outside of the cryo capsules.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    B

    This is the perfect time for a sausage and egg bap.

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    C

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    TipharethTiphareth Registered User regular
    C) I need to find something to punch.

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