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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I wish I sounded like Barry White.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    I wish I had my own private Tony Stark Jet but instead of dancing on a pole the flight attendants all play Magic: The Gathering.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I wish I had my own private Tony Stark Jet but instead of dancing on a pole the flight attendants all play Magic: The Gathering.

    this may be the saddest wish

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i wish i was in limbo

    Hey I know I'm a butt sometimes, but we'd(me and Nuka) would still be up for hanging out sometime, now that you're here in the PNW, and cooking up some tasty food.

    i appreciate it but as if my prior on forum activity isnt enough indication my roommates can confirm i'm an immature wreck

    something would go amiss/awry/terribly wrong

  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    wish i could fly

    superman-style'd be nice but i'd settle for a hot air balloon

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    like, my grandpa is dying of cancer and wishes for death as we speak

    but this, this may have that beat

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I wish I had my own private Tony Stark Jet but instead of dancing on a pole the flight attendants all play Magic: The Gathering.

    this may be the saddest wish

    At least he didn't say stewardesses

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i wish i was in limbo

    Hey I know I'm a butt sometimes, but we'd(me and Nuka) would still be up for hanging out sometime, now that you're here in the PNW, and cooking up some tasty food.

    i appreciate it but as if my prior on forum activity isnt enough indication my roommates can confirm i'm an immature wreck

    something would go amiss/awry/terribly wrong

    things go amiss/awry/terribly wrong constantly. it's not such a big deal

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Atheraal wrote: »
    wish i could fly

    superman-style'd be nice but i'd settle for a hot air balloon

    I bet superman gets really sick of flying into bugs.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    we care, you're in good company, you kinda came at a weird time and we'll make it

    or else

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Ooh, I've got another one.

    I wish that my apartment building allowed pets, so I could raise a beagle pup.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I wish I had my own private Tony Stark Jet but instead of dancing on a pole the flight attendants all play Magic: The Gathering.

    this may be the saddest wish

    Look, okay, I like Magic: The Gathering more than I like pole dances.

    Actually, I'd rather play the WoW TCG, but Magic: The Gathering sounded funnier in my head.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    World peace, the eradication of famine, corruption, and AIDS.

    Ok I get the world peace and eradication of famine bits, but why the hell would you want corruption and AIDS?

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    like, my grandpa is dying of cancer and wishes for death as we speak

    but this, this may have that beat

    Man, don't you sit there and judge my wish.

    Just cuz I like to play a little card games on my Trans-Atlantics.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OH MY GOD

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    World peace, the eradication of famine, corruption, and AIDS.

    Ok I get the world peace and eradication of famine bits, but why the hell would you want corruption and AIDS?

    Balance out the other two, obviously.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i wish i was in limbo

    Hey I know I'm a butt sometimes, but we'd(me and Nuka) would still be up for hanging out sometime, now that you're here in the PNW, and cooking up some tasty food.

    i appreciate it but as if my prior on forum activity isnt enough indication my roommates can confirm i'm an immature wreck

    something would go amiss/awry/terribly wrong

    pfffffffffftttttt

    Seriously, you would have to actively try to jack up something as simple as "hey let's all meet up, watch netflix and cook food".

    The offer is there. Also, hope you're enjoying being up here!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    cool judging in this, the judging thread

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I wish I could know what I'm doing

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    cool judging in this, the judging thread

    Hmm ok yeah please try not to act like me in this thread.

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  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    I wish smartphone batteries weren't a test of human sanity

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OH MY GOD

    Because I think pole dances are at best acrobatically fascinating.

    And a plane ride is not a place where I want to enjoy acrobatics.

    Some people like some things and other people do not like the same things.

    You're being kind of a goose about this.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I wish smartphone batteries weren't a test of human sanity

    OMG

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i would describe your voice in many ways, jane, but booming is not one of them

    fine. i wish i didnt sound like a 17 year old ron perlman doing lines in the bathroom

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I wish that I would be super fit and healthy with little to no effort in my behalf

    More realistically, I wish all my debt was paid off

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Now I wish for a private yacht where the float attendants all play Settlers of Catan.

    Gonna have all kinds of nice people providing travel services and playing various table top games in equal measure.

    A train with D&D Butlers, motherfucker, what now.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    i, for one, want as many objectified women as will fit in my plane without causing a safety breach

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Limousine with a driver who is always down to play I Spy

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    d&d butlers is way too funny to me

    need to get some sleep (that's another wish)

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OH MY GOD

    Because I think pole dances are at best acrobatically fascinating.

    And a plane ride is not a place where I want to enjoy acrobatics.

    Some people like some things and other people do not like the same things.

    You're being kind of a goose about this.

    for a recap: the assertion that your wish, a viewed quantity on this, a thread, displaying a fantasy scenario in which we view something incongruous with an already funny bit of imagery, from the ironman, is also viewed humorously through the lens of another person in a thread where people communicate, is interpreted as some sort of skewed statement on your person

    pffft


    SHPPLTLLTTTTHFFF

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I wish tickets to the Seattle Aquarium weren't priced at the same rate as Sounders tickets

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    you in thread town baby, you gonna die

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    I wish this wasn't my girlfriends last year on the teaching exchange program we are both taking a part of.

    I have no idea what is going to happen to us when she leaves Japan to go back to Canada. And it worries me.

    Inquisitor on
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Motherfuckin' Bicycle cop who keeps a couple spare pages in his notepad free for impromptu games of Pictionary.

    This is sort of getting out of control, I'll stop now.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OH MY GOD

    Because I think pole dances are at best acrobatically fascinating.

    And a plane ride is not a place where I want to enjoy acrobatics.

    Some people like some things and other people do not like the same things.

    You're being kind of a goose about this.

    for a recap: the assertion that your wish, a viewed quantity on this, a thread, displaying a fantasy scenario in which we view something incongruous with an already funny bit of imagery, from the ironman, is also viewed humorously through the lens of another person in a thread where people communicate, is interpreted as some sort of skewed statement on your person

    pffft


    SHPPLTLLTTTTHFFF

    your entire MO is skewed statements on people's persons. just because you decided to do it for funny reasons or whatever this time is not immediately obvious to everyone else, who just assume your'e carrying on as usual

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I wish this wasn't my girlfriends last year on the teaching exchange program we are both taking a part of.

    I have no idea what is going to happen to us when she leaves Jalan to go back to Canada. And it worries me.

    Hopefully you are both already discussing this!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I wish I'd gotten in this thread before YaYa

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
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    sarukun wrote: »
    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OH MY GOD

    Because I think pole dances are at best acrobatically fascinating.

    And a plane ride is not a place where I want to enjoy acrobatics.

    Some people like some things and other people do not like the same things.

    You're being kind of a goose about this.

    for a recap: the assertion that your wish, a viewed quantity on this, a thread, displaying a fantasy scenario in which we view something incongruous with an already funny bit of imagery, from the ironman, is also viewed humorously through the lens of another person in a thread where people communicate, is interpreted as some sort of skewed statement on your person

    pffft


    SHPPLTLLTTTTHFFF

    your entire MO is skewed statements on people's persons. just because you decided to do it for funny reasons or whatever this time is not immediately obvious to everyone else, who just assume your'e carrying on as usual

    im not the guys biographer, im jokin about stuff he listed off, no weird, deeply personal stuff

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i, for one, want as many objectified women as will fit in my plane without causing a safety breach

    you know that thing where people try to squeeze as many people as possible into a telephone booth

    that but with 70s air hostesses

    i insist upon spending every business trip comfortably ensconced within acres of boob, maybe a little straw for jack daniels

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I would wish for a million wishes.

    Suckers.

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