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Pokémon Thread #1: The Beginning!

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edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bravo, Teefs.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I cannot wait for pokemon contests

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    thats dumb!!!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    how about this pokeblock system

    this seems good

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  • FlowerEaterFlowerEater Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pokemon

    yes

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    needs more pokeporn

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TFS you will make a good woman

    because you're already a cunt

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i am going to plant my berries so hard you guys
    :winky:

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yesssssssss

    one month, boys

    and girl

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh uh if me or whippy had made this thread this would have been the op

    canuck:
    whippy let's have a deep conversation
    whippy:
    alright
    whippy:
    what would you like to conversate about
    canuck:
    what are the physics of a pokeball
    canuck:
    or the metaphysics
    canuck:
    for clearly forces beyond our comprehension are at hand
    whippy:
    what do people in pokemonland eat
    canuck:
    they eat japanese food
    whippy:
    in addition to the pokemon is there also non-battling animals
    canuck:
    the show clearly stated this
    whippy:
    are there fish and cattle
    whippy:
    or do you eat tauros and magikarp
    whippy:
    tauros veal
    whippy:
    stockyards of little baby tauros
    canuck:
    i always assumed there was a dark side to all this
    canuck:
    think about it
    canuck:
    there are five hundred different species
    canuck:
    all of whom clearly domesticated
    canuck:
    all of whom with intelligence far beyond that of our animals
    canuck:
    capable of manipulating heat, cold, electricity, and so on
    canuck:
    it is in my opinion that these creatures are a genetically engineered strain
    canuck:
    those that do not survive the process are devoured or put to pasture
    canuck:
    remember ash's fleet of tauros at professor oak's house
    canuck:
    maybe two of those survived the terrifying experiments oak made on their frontal lobes
    canuck:
    installing chips into their brains to make them obey ash
    canuck:
    tauros use double-edge
    canuck:
    tauros did not obey!
    canuck:
    BZZZZZZZT
    canuck:
    the tauros falls to the ground twitching
    canuck:
    oak says to tracy
    canuck:
    send this one to the factory
    canuck:
    we eat tauros tonight
    whippy:
    tonight we dine on taurosflesh
    canuck:
    this sort of process continued for hundreds of years
    canuck:
    those that survived were put to stud
    canuck:
    eventually vast herds of superintelligent pokemon have been cultivated
    canuck:
    until the day it all happened
    canuck:
    the monster rancher army dropped a nuke on orre
    canuck:
    converting it into a nuclear wasteland
    canuck:
    the emp spread to the remaining four regions
    canuck:
    the chips burnt out
    canuck:
    the pokemon were free again
    canuck:
    they burst from their restraints and returned to the fertile land
    canuck:
    hundreds of years of research gone
    canuck:
    oak's descendent, also named oak, has a plan
    canuck:
    we invent a device that will bond itself to the pokemon to regain control
    canuck:
    it will be sleek and capable of being thrown with ease
    canuck:
    you can carry six of them on a belt
    canuck:
    they will have a button on the front
    canuck:
    they will be monster balls
    canuck:
    pokeballs
    canuck:
    we will distribute them to every twelve year old in the nation
    canuck:
    they will all drop out of school and get their license to catch
    canuck:
    we will tell them that catching them all will bring them fame and glory
    canuck:
    gotta catch them all
    canuck:
    flash forward thirty years
    canuck:
    oak is an old man
    canuck:
    the first pokegeneration has settled down
    canuck:
    among them is the main character's dad from emerald
    canuck:
    norman
    canuck:
    his hands shaking from years of exposure to pokeball radiation
    canuck:
    my son or daughter must not follow this path of mine
    canuck:
    it leads to nothing but slavery and death
    canuck:
    enslavement to the hunt
    canuck:
    he hobbles to his job as the fifth gym leader
    canuck:
    i'll give lance my two weeks after work, he says
    canuck:
    we can get by on our savings
    canuck:
    we've got 999,999 stashed away
    canuck:
    goddamn government taking that last dollar from a million
    canuck:
    all of a sudden the phone rings
    canuck:
    hello
    canuck:
    hi daddy!!!
    canuck:
    oh hello RUBY
    canuck:
    how are things at home sweetie
    canuck:
    daddy i'm gonna be a pokemon trainer just like you!!!
    canuck:
    what
    canuck:
    see you soon!!!
    canuck:
    oh by the way can i borrow some money to fix my pokenav?
    canuck:
    bye bye daddy!
    canuck:
    click
    canuck:
    he slips to the floor
    canuck:
    oh no
    canuck:
    oh god no
    canuck:
    i broke that pokenav for a reason you know
    canuck:
    you can't go out without it
    canuck:
    it'll cost me at least half of that money to fix it
    canuck:
    and the other half to buy the license
    canuck:
    why can't s/he be a researcher like gary
    canuck:
    why can't she work at a pokemart
    canuck:
    why can't she wait tables at the game corner
    canuck:
    why
    canuck:
    why must she be a pokemon trainer
    canuck:
    fade to black
    canuck:
    POKEMON
    canuck:
    a play in two acts
    canuck:
    starring gary oldman as norman the father
    canuck:
    a non-coked up lindsay lohan as RUBY
    canuck:
    ron weasley as wallace
    canuck:
    and sir ian mckellan as professor oak
    canuck:
    pokemon created by wingnut studios

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TFS you will make a good woman

    because you're already a cunt


    HAHAHAH

    post of the year

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  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aha, I remembered that I have a Charmander alarm clock somewhere in my room.


    I shall find it. And I shall use it. Oh yes, I shall.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    why tfs why

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  • FlowerEaterFlowerEater Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yesssssssss

    one month, boys

    and girl

    me or the scarf-guy?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    That's me

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i want to know if inside the pokeball is some awesome pokemon night club where they get drinks and theres some fancy chairs and stuff

    and floor tiles

    or maybe they just blink out of existence

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the only stuffed pokemon I have is the stuffed oddish pony is sending me

    that's right, how's salt feel on those wounds boys

    you are stealing my dreams young man

    stealing them while i'm still dreaming them

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I shall pick Torchic, it is bound to be all kinds of awsome.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • FlowerEaterFlowerEater Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    i want to know if inside the pokeball is some awesome pokemon night club where they get drinks and theres some fancy chairs and stuff

    and floor tiles

    or maybe they just blink out of existence

    Don't they turn into pure energy and just hang out there?

    But your idea is much more...not boring

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    i want to know if inside the pokeball is some awesome pokemon night club where they get drinks and theres some fancy chairs and stuff

    and floor tiles

    or maybe they just blink out of existence
    oh hey you watch robot chicken
    what?

    oh did they do a skit on it?

    sorry for the parallels but i didnt know

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    schrodinger's pokeball

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tfs are you going to buy the new pokemon games

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    We dont fucking need another pokemon thread

    you stupid cuntwraps just go stick your dicks in an electric outlet and scream PIIIIKKAAAACHUUUUU

    ok fuck off

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I liked that thing

    that thing you wrote

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Canuck

    that is glorious

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  • FlowerEaterFlowerEater Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    the only stuffed pokemon I have is the stuffed oddish pony is sending me

    that's right, how's salt feel on those wounds boys

    you are stealing my dreams young man

    stealing them while i'm still dreaming them

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ah'm gonna ask my man for pokemon diamond instead of a ring

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey steph

    shut your cunt

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am getting diamond too

    normally I would get pearl because it seems to be less popular

    but scyther's in diamond and I follow my heart

    I will trade you my jynx, tfs

    you guys can talk about boys

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    the only stuffed pokemon I have is the stuffed oddish pony is sending me

    that's right, how's salt feel on those wounds boys

    you are stealing my dreams young man

    stealing them while i'm still dreaming them

    41965657_tp.jpg

    where can i get this?

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yesssssssss

    one month, boys

    and girl

    me or the scarf-guy?

    You

    Teefs still has a penis, I believe

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am getting diamond too

    normally I would get pearl because it seems to be less popular

    but scyther's in diamond and I follow my heart

    I will trade you my jynx, tfs

    you guys can talk about boys

    which one has pikablu

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  • FlowerEaterFlowerEater Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    the only stuffed pokemon I have is the stuffed oddish pony is sending me

    that's right, how's salt feel on those wounds boys

    you are stealing my dreams young man

    stealing them while i'm still dreaming them

    41965657_tp.jpg

    where can i get this?

    ebay search > oddish plush

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    the only stuffed pokemon I have is the stuffed oddish pony is sending me

    that's right, how's salt feel on those wounds boys

    you are stealing my dreams young man

    stealing them while i'm still dreaming them

    41965657_tp.jpg

    where can i get this?

    from pony

    oh wait

    no that's just me

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