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[Pokemon Thread] Where we force Dittos into a life of prostitution

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  • WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    Hey @RockinX, do you have a Sliggoo safari? And if so, would you mind adding me briefly? I got halfway through a Goomy breeding project before deciding that I kind of wanted one in a Heal Ball or something.

    Switch: SW-2431-2728-9604 || 3DS: 0817-4948-1650
  • WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    Thanks! I swear, after all the awesome quality of life improvements made for breeding, inheritable pokeballs is almost a curse.

    Switch: SW-2431-2728-9604 || 3DS: 0817-4948-1650
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    And @Fonder_Yard gets the first Constellation Badge!
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    Arikado on
    BNet: Arikado#1153 | Steam | LoL: Anzen
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    I'll ask again: Battle, anyone?

  • Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Huzza I'll have at least 1 badge now. Sure I'll fight you @RockinX.

    Fondor_Yards on
    Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The trifecta.
    3DS Code: 5043-2172-1361
    Xbone Tag: Salal al Din
  • NichNich Registered User regular
    Arikado wrote: »
    Aw disconnect? Man...

    I don't know what's going on, but I think I need to defer my challenge for now :(

    3DS friend code: 3523-3358-5049
    Proud owner of the Veggie, Constellation and Cephalothorax badges
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Allow me to add you.

    Edit: We're already friends, haha.

    RockinX on
  • pirateluigipirateluigi Arr, it be me. Registered User regular
    @Fondor_Yards ' challenge of the Grass Gym:
    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of Smogon lore—
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door—
    "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more."
    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak November; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately Yards of Fondor; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, then he threw a ball and shouted
    "Let us battle forevermore."

    Venusaur sent first to battle, when suddenly he heard a rattle,
    Shaking of a pokeball, Twas Volcarona, with flames galore.
    Venusaur turned into Mega, playing as if this was Sega
    He took a fire blast and dodged another, while Fondor_Yards looked for his mother.

    Reuniclus made Saur go crying, he was fainted and maybe dying
    But Ferrothorn came in, took a Focus Blast on the chin
    And switched to Gourgeist for the win.
    Reuniclus went running, and Kangaskhan came gunning, to use an Earthquake, oh so cunning,
    But got a burn, and nothing more.

    A Rotom came with bags of tricks, thinking he was oh so slick,
    And took an orb to make him sick, which he gets for being such a dick.

    Then, upon this midnight dreary, suddenly I could see clearly,
    Ludicolo, whom I love dearly,
    Will win this match, forevermore.
    Rain came pouring, through the ceiling, and suddenly, and with great feeling,
    That dancing pineapple, so appealing, proceeded to ramp up the score.

    Finally came a dragon, with a hurricane he was packing, trying to go Veggie Snacking,
    But Fondor_Yards learned that Ludicolo wouldn't be caught napping, and he kept rapping, tapping, slapping,
    Until the team lay at his feet. KO'd and defeated, forevermore.


    @Fondor_Yards It was a great battle, but the Grass Gym gives you no badge upon this day!

    http://www.danreviewstheworld.com
    Nintendo Network ID - PirateLuigi 3DS: 3136-6586-7691
    G&T Grass Type Pokemon Gym Leader, In-Game Name: Dan
  • WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    I really should have focused my breeding more. I've got loads of random cool 4-5 IV pokemon but I don't have even half of an actual team trained yet.

    Switch: SW-2431-2728-9604 || 3DS: 0817-4948-1650
  • Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    Already friends, I'm Riza.

    Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The trifecta.
    3DS Code: 5043-2172-1361
    Xbone Tag: Salal al Din
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    Nich wrote: »
    Arikado wrote: »
    Aw disconnect? Man...

    I don't know what's going on, but I think I need to defer my challenge for now :(

    :( No worries. Plenty of time.

    So I'm up for battles while I work on a sig/avatar thing.

    BNet: Arikado#1153 | Steam | LoL: Anzen
  • Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    @Fondor_Yards ' challenge of the Grass Gym:
    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of Smogon lore—
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door—
    "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more."
    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak November; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately Yards of Fondor; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, then he threw a ball and shouted
    "Let us battle forevermore."

    Venusaur sent first to battle, when suddenly he heard a rattle,
    Shaking of a pokeball, Twas Volcarona, with flames galore.
    Venusaur turned into Mega, playing as if this was Sega
    He took a fire blast and dodged another, while Fondor_Yards looked for his mother.

    Reuniclus made Saur go crying, he was fainted and maybe dying
    But Ferrothorn came in, took a Focus Blast on the chin
    And switched to Gourgeist for the win.
    Reuniclus went running, and Kangaskhan came gunning, to use an Earthquake, oh so cunning,
    But got a burn, and nothing more.

    A Rotom came with bags of tricks, thinking he was oh so slick,
    And took an orb to make him sick, which he gets for being such a dick.

    Then, upon this midnight dreary, suddenly I could see clearly,
    Ludicolo, whom I love dearly,
    Will win this match, forevermore.
    Rain came pouring, through the ceiling, and suddenly, and with great feeling,
    That dancing pineapple, so appealing, proceeded to ramp up the score.

    Finally came a dragon, with a hurricane he was packing, trying to go Veggie Snacking,
    But Fondor_Yards learned that Ludicolo wouldn't be caught napping, and he kept rapping, tapping, slapping,
    Until the team lay at his feet. KO'd and defeated, forevermore.


    @Fondor_Yards It was a great battle, but the Grass Gym gives you no badge upon this day!

    Ludicolo!!! I take solace in the fact I killed him in the end.

    Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The trifecta.
    3DS Code: 5043-2172-1361
    Xbone Tag: Salal al Din
  • pirateluigipirateluigi Arr, it be me. Registered User regular
    @Arikado I Challenge Thee! Avast!

    http://www.danreviewstheworld.com
    Nintendo Network ID - PirateLuigi 3DS: 3136-6586-7691
    G&T Grass Type Pokemon Gym Leader, In-Game Name: Dan
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    I really hate Shadow Sneak.

    BNet: Arikado#1153 | Steam | LoL: Anzen
  • pirateluigipirateluigi Arr, it be me. Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Arikado wrote: »
    I really hate Shadow Sneak.

    Sorry I just used it again! And got a lucky crit.

    :(

    EDIT: This battle has so much hax.

    pirateluigi on
    http://www.danreviewstheworld.com
    Nintendo Network ID - PirateLuigi 3DS: 3136-6586-7691
    G&T Grass Type Pokemon Gym Leader, In-Game Name: Dan
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    Well, shit, I didn't think you'd stay in. I also regret that critical hit on my Blastoise. It would have lived if it weren't for that.

    I also wish I hadn't forgotten to use an item on my Talonflame.


    GG.

  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    I also misclicked Bulk Up...

  • Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    900 eggs hatch christ that's a lot abandoned baby pokemon RockinX. Nice battle. Which stay, Dragonite? Yea I've learned Thunder Punch would be a good idea for him.

    Fondor_Yards on
    Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The trifecta.
    3DS Code: 5043-2172-1361
    Xbone Tag: Salal al Din
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    Yeah this is over. :( GG

    @pirateluigi gets a Constellation Badge!

    BNet: Arikado#1153 | Steam | LoL: Anzen
    pirateluigi
  • pirateluigipirateluigi Arr, it be me. Registered User regular
    @Arikado I feel like I didn't deserve that win. So many misses / crits / etc...

    http://www.danreviewstheworld.com
    Nintendo Network ID - PirateLuigi 3DS: 3136-6586-7691
    G&T Grass Type Pokemon Gym Leader, In-Game Name: Dan
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    900 eggs hatch christ that's a lot abandoned baby pokemon RockinX. Nice battle.
    5-0 is not exactly nice, but how do you know I've hatched that many? Want to go for a rematch?

  • Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    RockinX wrote: »
    900 eggs hatch christ that's a lot abandoned baby pokemon RockinX. Nice battle.
    5-0 is not exactly nice, but how do you know I've hatched that many? Want to go for a rematch?

    There's this little box that pops up during the battle, showing stats for each player. That was one*you've also gotten like 280 bp*. To be fair my Breloom was burned with like 20 hp left so he doesn't count. Let me make a quick dinner and then I'll be back.

    Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The trifecta.
    3DS Code: 5043-2172-1361
    Xbone Tag: Salal al Din
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
  • Viktor WaltersViktor Walters Registered User regular
    Anyone new wanna challenge the Crustacean Gym?

  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    @Arikado I feel like I didn't deserve that win. So many misses / crits / etc...

    S'all good. Gym leaders are meant to lose eventually. :P I noticed my Delphox isn't as awesome as I hoped it would be. Ah well.

    Arikado on
    BNet: Arikado#1153 | Steam | LoL: Anzen
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    Anyone new wanna challenge the Crustacean Gym?

    I'll go.

  • pirateluigipirateluigi Arr, it be me. Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Arikado wrote: »
    @Arikado I feel like I didn't deserve that win. So many misses / crits / etc...

    S'all good. Gym leaders are meant to lose eventually. :P I noticed my Delphox isn't as awesome as I hoped it would be. Ah well.

    Gourgeist is just awesome. Very bulky but hits like a truck with priority STAB.

    I also did not know that Girafarig got sap sipper. That made me feel dumb :p

    pirateluigi on
    http://www.danreviewstheworld.com
    Nintendo Network ID - PirateLuigi 3DS: 3136-6586-7691
    G&T Grass Type Pokemon Gym Leader, In-Game Name: Dan
  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Arikado wrote: »
    @Arikado I feel like I didn't deserve that win. So many misses / crits / etc...

    S'all good. Gym leaders are meant to lose eventually. :P I noticed my Delphox isn't as awesome as I hoped it would be. Ah well.

    Gourgeist is just awesome. Very bulky but hits like a truck with priority STAB.

    I also did not know that Girafarig got sap sipper. That made me feel dumb :p

    And then I accidentally tapped on Calm Mind when I wanted to finish off Breloom with another Psychic. -_-

    Arikado on
    BNet: Arikado#1153 | Steam | LoL: Anzen
  • undergroundmonorailundergroundmonorail single-track subway Registered User regular
    I have an hour and 45 minutes to EV train 3 pokemon in order to keep my promise of "today".

    Actually, wait. How long until it stops being Friday anywhere? :P

    Pokémon X | 3DS Friend Code: 0490-4897-7688
    Friend Safari: Fighting - Machoke, Pancham, Riolu | In game name: Jessica
    Official Weather Gym Leader of the G+T Pokémon League. @me to try for the Climate Badge!
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    Well, that was kind of anti-climactic.

  • Viktor WaltersViktor Walters Registered User regular
    And so the second winner of the Crustacean Gym Badge is @RockinX

    Wow so yeah that sure was a fight. You can like, I guess... have my badge, if you want it.

  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    And so the second winner of the Crustacean Gym Badge is @RockinX

    Wow so yeah that sure was a fight. You can like, I guess... have my badge, if you want it.

    I'll take it.

  • Viktor WaltersViktor Walters Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    I'm not even sure if that match really qualifies for a write-up further than "A Blastoise and a Mega Kangaskhan walk up and decide to have some crab cakes."

    Edit: should it be some consolation that I have been able to defeat my challenger's AI versions? Perhaps I should grind the Battle Maison a bit and get some better items...

    Viktor Walters on
    pirateluigiRockinX
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    Wyvern, were you about to violate sleep clause?

  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    WHAT THE HELL WHY SO MANY CRITICALS

  • Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    Gah so close.

    I've your still on I'm up for a crab battle @Viktor Walters.

    Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The trifecta.
    3DS Code: 5043-2172-1361
    Xbone Tag: Salal al Din
  • Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    RockinX wrote: »
    WHAT THE HELL WHY SO MANY CRITICALS

    Heh the power of friendship and teamwork...to make up for my other mons failing.

    Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The trifecta.
    3DS Code: 5043-2172-1361
    Xbone Tag: Salal al Din
  • RockinXRockinX Registered User regular
    Gah so close.

    I've your still on I'm up for a crab battle @Viktor Walters.

    GG. Hax wasn't on my side, but I came victorious, thank God.

    Next time, try not to break sleep clause, haha.

    Seriously, if I hadn't predicted you to do something else, you would have ._.

  • Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    RockinX wrote: »
    Gah so close.

    I've your still on I'm up for a crab battle @Viktor Walters.

    GG. Hax wasn't on my side, but I came victorious, thank God.

    Next time, try not to break sleep clause, haha.

    Seriously, if I hadn't predicted you to do something else, you would have ._.

    There's a sleep clause for normal battles?

    Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The trifecta.
    3DS Code: 5043-2172-1361
    Xbone Tag: Salal al Din
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