You drive me crazy

Synthetic Orange

Earlier today we were driving through Kuala Lumpur down a three lane road when this idiot, driving a rather nice Mercedes, decides that he doesnt like the way he's going, crosses two lanes to make a 180` turn about two cars ahead of us. The car preceding ours, containing a very startled looking mother, a nursemaid and a young child, swerves out of the way and flies up onto the curb, flattening a nice garden.

The guy in the Merc decides now would be a good time to flee the scene of the accident, leaving us to get everyone out of the car (shaken, but not injured), trade numbers and call the cops. Driving up over a curb wasnt so kind to the car as there were lots of little... car bits... left all over the road. So yeah, fun times in Malaysian traffic.

Air

you act like this is the first time youve ever been driving in malaysia

Weaver

Maybe he was a secret agent

SA

You know what would be a fun job? What the narrator does in Fight Club.

All inspecting horrific accidents and being cold about it all.

Gafoto

www.livejournal.com

Air

are you at least staying in a good hotel?

last time i was there for a few days we stayed at 'the palace of the golden horses'

Wrench N Rockets

potatoe

it's okay SO

i'm here for ya

*hugs*

Davoid

#pipe

Dudes in Malaysia rich enough to own a Mercedes are above the law.

Weaver

I never realized how influential of a record label 7-Eleven was

Air

so close

#pipe

why is it a pirate

you don't drive ships ok you sail them

Wrench N Rockets

#pipe wrote: »

Dudes in Malaysia rich enough to own a Mercedes are above the law.

#pipe

I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECK TIE

Synthetic Orange

Heh. Zoolander was actually banned here in Malaysia.

-I'm staying at my parents' place. My brother had his wedding over the weekend.
-I havent driven here in years and years, and Australian driving skills, which depend on everyone behaving sensibly and cautiously, are completely useless to me here.

potatoe

#pipe

potatoe wrote: »

What does Ruby Rhod have to do with anything?

potatoe

#pipe wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

What does Ruby Rhod have to do with anything?

what does he not have to do with everything?

Hybrid

Ruby Rhod is everything

Air

man i could probably remember the entire 'ruby rap'

but i wouldnt go lipsync to it and upload the video on youtube like that fat kid did

i was gonna leave it up to you guys to find it but fuck here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBaoqydd30

Hybrid

Air wrote: »

man i could probably remember the entire 'ruby rap'

but i wouldnt go lipsync to it and upload the video on youtube like that fat kid did

i was gonna leave it up to you guys to find it but fuck here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBaoqydd30

I

uh

oh lordy

Aurin

Air wrote: »

man i could probably remember the entire 'ruby rap'

but i wouldnt go lipsync to it and upload the video on youtube like that fat kid did

i was gonna leave it up to you guys to find it but fuck here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBaoqydd30

Obligatory 'I think I just threw up a little in my mouth'


O_oO_oO_oO_o

Dublo7

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Hahahaaa, oh, you fucking bastard.

Dublo7

Davoid wrote: »

Loooove that song.

Oden

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

-I havent driven here in years and years, and Australian driving skills, which depend on everyone behaving sensibly and cautiously, are completely useless to me here.

shit where is this elusive and mystical place where people drive well

its certainly not in sydney

Synthetic Orange

*in comparison to Malaysia, Australian driving is sane and sedate.

Hybrid

Oden wrote: »

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

-I havent driven here in years and years, and Australian driving skills, which depend on everyone behaving sensibly and cautiously, are completely useless to me here.

shit where is this elusive and mystical place where people drive well

its certainly not in sydney

its not anywhere in south australia either.

I live in gawler, people say this town is just the worst place to drive ever.

Wrench N Rockets

Hybrid wrote: »

Oden wrote: »

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

-I havent driven here in years and years, and Australian driving skills, which depend on everyone behaving sensibly and cautiously, are completely useless to me here.

shit where is this elusive and mystical place where people drive well

its certainly not in sydney

its not anywhere in south australia either.

I live in gawler, people say this town is just the worst place to drive ever.

The Cat

Hybrid wrote: »

Oden wrote: »

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

-I havent driven here in years and years, and Australian driving skills, which depend on everyone behaving sensibly and cautiously, are completely useless to me here.

shit where is this elusive and mystical place where people drive well

its certainly not in sydney

its not anywhere in south australia either.

I live in gawler, people say this town is just the worst place to drive ever.

at least your people probably know what indicator lights are for and that other drivers aren't actually psychic

Oden

The Cat wrote: »

Hybrid wrote: »

Oden wrote: »

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

-I havent driven here in years and years, and Australian driving skills, which depend on everyone behaving sensibly and cautiously, are completely useless to me here.

shit where is this elusive and mystical place where people drive well

its certainly not in sydney

its not anywhere in south australia either.

I live in gawler, people say this town is just the worst place to drive ever.

at least your people probably know what indicator lights are for and that other drivers aren't actually psychic

no, they are there to give symmetry to the steering column

Hybrid

The Cat wrote: »

Hybrid wrote: »

Oden wrote: »

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

-I havent driven here in years and years, and Australian driving skills, which depend on everyone behaving sensibly and cautiously, are completely useless to me here.

shit where is this elusive and mystical place where people drive well

its certainly not in sydney

its not anywhere in south australia either.

I live in gawler, people say this town is just the worst place to drive ever.

at least your people probably know what indicator lights are for and that other drivers aren't actually psychic

probably = key word

bsjezz

you know one of the things I remember about visiting the gold coast when I was a kid was my dad hunched up behind the wheel muttering about "bloody queensland drivers"

so Cat I agree

Oden

they dont have road lines in queensland

everyone just drives in a slalom
the flags are cane toads
but you get more points for hittting one

(double for hitting it head first so back end explodes)

Hybrid

I love queensland taxi drivers.

if you make it to your location in one piece (let alone the car) then something is not right.

god we had this one guy who must have though he was in the clipsal or some other car rally thing

Wrench N Rockets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egTT5yyb5To

Gafoto

people drive pretty well here

The Cat

Hybrid wrote: »

I love queensland taxi drivers.

if you make it to your location in one piece (let alone the car) then something is not right.

god we had this one guy who must have though he was in the clipsal or some other car rally thing

really? all the ones I've had drive 5kms below the speed limit and stop if they even think there might be a traffic light within five miles. Fare-sucking assholes.

Mind you, one ran me over once.

Hunter

Dublo7 wrote: »

Davoid wrote: »

snip Fine Young Cannibals

Loooove that song.

That dude from the Fine Young Cannibals was a dick in the Highlander TV show.

Hybrid

The Cat wrote: »

Hybrid wrote: »

I love queensland taxi drivers.

if you make it to your location in one piece (let alone the car) then something is not right.

god we had this one guy who must have though he was in the clipsal or some other car rally thing

really? all the ones I've had drive 5kms below the speed limit and stop if they even think there might be a traffic light within five miles. Fare-sucking assholes.

Mind you, one ran me over once.

how did that happen?

also, presumably there are exactly two types of queensland taxi drivers. its like a lottery

Wrench N Rockets