I don't know nothing about the leaked whatever but the trailer looked dumb as hell. it looked like a movie trailer that might be in the background of a sitcom
I take it the people complaining about this didn't read the leaked spoilers about Aronofsky's cut, huh
I know basically nothing about this production, so if you'd care to elaborate
Basically the first two acts are exactly what you'd think a Noah film would be about, and then something happens (I forget what exactly), Noah goes on a rampage and tries to kill everyone on the ship. Plus there's 6-armed angels.
ed: The 6-armed angels are just the normal angels. And Noah's "the first environmentalist". He basically cares about helping the world and nature, and with the humans on the ship he realizes they're evil, and tries to kill them all for the good of the planet.
This Noah film is going to be so good. Like, even if it's bad, it's still going to be enjoyable watching other people watch it.
The reactions from the ultra-conservatives who were able to see it at its screening months ago was great. They all hated it and wanted it changed. And it hasn't, and it's coming to theaters.
Even if the movie sucks, the ridiculous third act and the reactions will be worth it.
About Rhythm and Hues, which you might remember was the VFX production company that worked on Life of Pi, which happened to win all those Oscars for its effects work shortly after the company was bankrupted
I have a feeling Noah is going to be great and then people will come out of the woodwork with reactions like "Wait, this movie is actually good?" and it's gonna be like yeah no shit, Aronofsky makes solid-ass films
Ham didn't get cursed because he saw his dad's dick
he got cursed because his reaction upon seeing his dad's dick was to run to his brothers and say "Let's go humiliate our drunk naked passed out Dad!"
See, I disagree with that because the text explicitly states that his brothers took extra care to not see the dick. There's something about that dick, man.
I mean, as a binge drinker, I'm happy that God has my back when I pass out naked and alone, but even I admit it's a thing you'd tell your bros for some mirth.
Fuck off and die.
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The Wrestler was pretty great!
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Grey Ghost gets ready to watch The Wrestler and then a bird swoops in and carries the DVD away.
I have a feeling Noah is going to be great and then people will come out of the woodwork with reactions like "Wait, this movie is actually good?" and it's gonna be like yeah no shit, Aronofsky makes solid-ass films
Yeah I'm fairly confident too
It LOOKS awful, and it very well could be, but it's a big budget Darren Aronofsky movie
Of course the trailer is going to look dire, the studio doesn't know how to sell a big budget movie that's also a slow moving drama
Add in the religious element and the studio not wanting to offend anyone and I'm amazed they didn't use even schmaltzier music
If it's bad, it'll at least be a very interesting failure, rather than just boring as sin
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He made a movie that was stolen work from Daniel clowes
yesssss
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Though screen tests and focus groups are the worst.
haha, ha
that looks goofy as shit
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Wow, thanks
Now I might as well not even see the movie
jerk
I know basically nothing about this production, so if you'd care to elaborate
and then apologized by plagiarizing an apology
ed: The 6-armed angels are just the normal angels. And Noah's "the first environmentalist". He basically cares about helping the world and nature, and with the humans on the ship he realizes they're evil, and tries to kill them all for the good of the planet.
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The reactions from the ultra-conservatives who were able to see it at its screening months ago was great. They all hated it and wanted it changed. And it hasn't, and it's coming to theaters.
Even if the movie sucks, the ridiculous third act and the reactions will be worth it.
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he got cursed because his reaction upon seeing his dad's dick was to run to his brothers and say "Let's go humiliate our drunk naked passed out Dad!"
About Rhythm and Hues, which you might remember was the VFX production company that worked on Life of Pi, which happened to win all those Oscars for its effects work shortly after the company was bankrupted
I'll definitely give it a watch
I cannot wait to watch that movie again
I have never gone from being physically furious at a movie to being convinced it's great so quickly
like, days instead of years
This is always the thing with Ridley Scott
And GG I'm actually kinda genuinely surprised you haven't seen The Wrestler
I don't know why but something tells me you'd really like it
See, I disagree with that because the text explicitly states that his brothers took extra care to not see the dick. There's something about that dick, man.
I feel like she doesn't get enough good work
Yeah I'm fairly confident too
It LOOKS awful, and it very well could be, but it's a big budget Darren Aronofsky movie
Of course the trailer is going to look dire, the studio doesn't know how to sell a big budget movie that's also a slow moving drama
Add in the religious element and the studio not wanting to offend anyone and I'm amazed they didn't use even schmaltzier music
If it's bad, it'll at least be a very interesting failure, rather than just boring as sin
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