jake what kind of tryhard touch football league are you in that draws up pick plays
look man when your older bro is smothering you with press coverage you need to draw up a rub route to teach that fucker to back off a bit
trips formation, run the classic elevator doors double-pick that just hammers the defender as you cut / run a sharp slant in towards the middle of the field
I choose to believe that it's technically "touch" rules only when the ball is in the air and you're the intended receiver
this is something that used to happen at family Thanksgiving football games
I also knocked my brother on his ass with a (moving) pick in a family basketball game once
it was tie game next basket wins OK don't judge me
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jake what kind of tryhard touch football league are you in that draws up pick plays
look man when your older bro is smothering you with press coverage you need to draw up a rub route to teach that fucker to back off a bit
trips formation, run the classic elevator doors double-pick that just hammers the defender as you cut / run a sharp slant in towards the middle of the field
I choose to believe that it's technically "touch" rules only when the ball is in the air and you're the intended receiver
this is something that used to happen at family Thanksgiving football games
I also knocked my brother on his ass with a (moving) pick in a family basketball game once
it was tie game next basket wins OK don't judge me
my mom has a chipped tooth from a family Thanksgiving football game
she's got viking blood
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Is that Gaul Tier
or, like, French for Walter?
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
Though my cube neighbor has decided to counter my comedy with her new thing of going all militant black woman every time we talk. She likes to point at me and describe how "my people" are the reasons for any and all problems we have at work. At first she almost had me fooled into thinking she was seriously going hardcore on my punk ass. It wuz skurry.
jake what kind of tryhard touch football league are you in that draws up pick plays
It was just two crossing routes and an incidental slamming into each other
If it was intentional then I hate you Dave
Well I hate him anyway but still
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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kaleeditySometimes science is more art than scienceRegistered Userregular
I watched a usc (that's south carolina, you mooks) game with my parents, my brother, and sister in law on the 16th
it felt like everyone was going to have a heart attack, and I thought the game was boring and the florida offense played like a high school team. It felt like I was experiencing a different reality. Much yelling and screaming to be had.
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
it's the worst
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Though my cube neighbor has decided to counter my comedy with her new thing of going all militant black woman every time we talk. She likes to point at me and describe how "my people" are the reasons for any and all problems we have at work. At first she almost had me fooled into thinking she was seriously going hardcore on my punk ass. It wuz skurry.
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
Not a problem limited to social justice movements by any means.
And to be fair if I heard you complaining about shyster panhandlers without context then I'd be tempted to assume it was an indictment against panhandlers in general.
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
there is a dude i drive by probably 3 or 4 times a week who is asking for "gas money", standing on a corner holding a gas can
either (1) he is lying about needing gas or (2) is really terrible about watching how much gas he has and always happens to run out in the exact same spot
i'm not sure which to believe
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I'm wondering if my better half has kinda disconnected from the tumblr social justice rage main line. We haven't had a fight involving topics from there in quite some time. It has been pleasant to watch shows and see movies with reasonable discussion afterward.
TBH I was meaning to ask you about how that was going last week. So things have seemed to simmered down a bit?
Though my cube neighbor has decided to counter my comedy with her new thing of going all militant black woman every time we talk. She likes to point at me and describe how "my people" are the reasons for any and all problems we have at work. At first she almost had me fooled into thinking she was seriously going hardcore on my punk ass. It wuz skurry.
i would have fixed her with my best ice stare and said
"what do you mean, you people?"
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I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
there is a dude i drive by probably 3 or 4 times a week who is asking for "gas money", standing on a corner holding a gas can
either (1) he is lying about needing gas or (2) is really terrible about watching how much gas he has and always happens to run out in the exact same spot
i'm not sure which to believe
maybe he's saving up for like, mustard gas, so he can wreak vengeance on the man who killed his wife
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
Not a problem limited to social justice movements by any means.
And to be fair if I heard you complaining about shyster panhandlers without context then I'd be tempted to assume it was an indictment against panhandlers in general.
The incident I'm thinking of was a fairly complete story about how I'd given these guys money before, and then saw them walking around the next day fine etc. That's abbreviated, but it was pretty clear to me I wasn't going all Ayn Rand on the homeless.
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
there is a dude i drive by probably 3 or 4 times a week who is asking for "gas money", standing on a corner holding a gas can
either (1) he is lying about needing gas or (2) is really terrible about watching how much gas he has and always happens to run out in the exact same spot
i'm not sure which to believe
maybe he's saving up for like, mustard gas, so he can wreak vengeance on the man who killed his wife
but it is also very noticeably written for people with medical degrees and a lot more resources than bandaids
it has been making me megalomaniacal. When I found out that The Lesbian carries an epi-pen in her purse for her severe milk allergy I was like hmmmm can I use that if we get an OD in here or by the door?
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I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
there is a dude i drive by probably 3 or 4 times a week who is asking for "gas money", standing on a corner holding a gas can
either (1) he is lying about needing gas or (2) is really terrible about watching how much gas he has and always happens to run out in the exact same spot
i'm not sure which to believe
There was once a kid, maybe 21 at the oldest, panhandling outside the Dairy Queen by where I work.
The Dairy Queen had a Help Wanted sign in the window.
I mean, maybe this kid has his own kids and a mortgage and stuff and so a job at the DQ wouldn't be any better than no job because sometimes that's the way it is.
But I doubt it.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Milk allergy
I think I'd rather eat a bullet than live a life without dairy
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
Well, you do get a lot of assholes who want to strawman that shit up and use the minority shyster example as a way to derail discussion. It's not always that way, of course. But I think these days most folks on the internet will air on the side of assuming that someone is trying to asshole it up and jack the discussion towards some bullshit. And you're right, it sucks when that's not the case. But its the interwebs and even in places like this were we do a decent job of being civil. People will assume you're a dick.
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kaleeditySometimes science is more art than scienceRegistered Userregular
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
there is a dude i drive by probably 3 or 4 times a week who is asking for "gas money", standing on a corner holding a gas can
either (1) he is lying about needing gas or (2) is really terrible about watching how much gas he has and always happens to run out in the exact same spot
i'm not sure which to believe
maybe he's saving up for like, mustard gas, so he can wreak vengeance on the man who killed his wife
I also don't like how in social justice circles, you're not allowed to complain about legit problems if it might sort of make a pet cause look badly.
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
Not a problem limited to social justice movements by any means.
And to be fair if I heard you complaining about shyster panhandlers without context then I'd be tempted to assume it was an indictment against panhandlers in general.
which is part of why it is such a pervasive problem with discussions
it's why a racist who is like yeah I'm racist gets some due respect for that.
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but what of healthy booty
tumblr is the fucking worst at language.
Stop using the same fucking word every fucking time!
sircck, may i interest you in an investment opportunity
"Twerk 4 Health" exercise DVD
$300,000 kickstarter contributors get access to the raw interview footage for all dancers
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this is something that used to happen at family Thanksgiving football games
I also knocked my brother on his ass with a (moving) pick in a family basketball game once
it was tie game next basket wins OK don't judge me
i am redy
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
my mom has a chipped tooth from a family Thanksgiving football game
she's got viking blood
or, like, French for Walter?
Like even here, we've gotten into discussions about giving money to the homeless. I pointed out that we have some VERY REAL shyster panhandlers that mill around the general vicinity of my work and that they can get fucked with their fake crutches. No matter how much I specified that particular incident, I was shamed for somehow..belittling the homeless problem in this country? It's like wat..no..those guys are dicks and I am calling them dicks. That doesn't mean the dude down the road doesn't really need a sandwich. In fact, the fact that the dude down the road DOES need a sandwich makes the play actors even MORE EVIL, but I am apparently not allowed to point out the bad eggs because your little social justice helmet has to make everything black and white
family events cause scrotal shrivelling
tres snooty
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
It was just two crossing routes and an incidental slamming into each other
If it was intentional then I hate you Dave
Well I hate him anyway but still
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
it felt like everyone was going to have a heart attack, and I thought the game was boring and the florida offense played like a high school team. It felt like I was experiencing a different reality. Much yelling and screaming to be had.
it's the worst
it's probably just as bad for your dad
being reminded how he whelped a bunch of pot smoking do nothings and all
a black woman in I.T.
so who is your other cube mate
A unicorn?
A gay republican?
Not a problem limited to social justice movements by any means.
And to be fair if I heard you complaining about shyster panhandlers without context then I'd be tempted to assume it was an indictment against panhandlers in general.
there is a dude i drive by probably 3 or 4 times a week who is asking for "gas money", standing on a corner holding a gas can
either (1) he is lying about needing gas or (2) is really terrible about watching how much gas he has and always happens to run out in the exact same spot
i'm not sure which to believe
well it appears i am certainly not Gaul Tier then
TBH I was meaning to ask you about how that was going last week. So things have seemed to simmered down a bit?
i would have fixed her with my best ice stare and said
"what do you mean, you people?"
In the Kingdom of Gunners, the man with the driver is king.
maybe he's saving up for like, mustard gas, so he can wreak vengeance on the man who killed his wife
The incident I'm thinking of was a fairly complete story about how I'd given these guys money before, and then saw them walking around the next day fine etc. That's abbreviated, but it was pretty clear to me I wasn't going all Ayn Rand on the homeless.
whoa
like a handbook for ER people
useful to have for first aid situations at Hulen
but it is also very noticeably written for people with medical degrees and a lot more resources than bandaids
it has been making me megalomaniacal. When I found out that The Lesbian carries an epi-pen in her purse for her severe milk allergy I was like hmmmm can I use that if we get an OD in here or by the door?
There was once a kid, maybe 21 at the oldest, panhandling outside the Dairy Queen by where I work.
The Dairy Queen had a Help Wanted sign in the window.
I mean, maybe this kid has his own kids and a mortgage and stuff and so a job at the DQ wouldn't be any better than no job because sometimes that's the way it is.
But I doubt it.
I think I'd rather eat a bullet than live a life without dairy
Well, you do get a lot of assholes who want to strawman that shit up and use the minority shyster example as a way to derail discussion. It's not always that way, of course. But I think these days most folks on the internet will air on the side of assuming that someone is trying to asshole it up and jack the discussion towards some bullshit. And you're right, it sucks when that's not the case. But its the interwebs and even in places like this were we do a decent job of being civil. People will assume you're a dick.
best be m1a2s
none of that cheap m1 bullshit
Milk bullet straight from the udder
which is part of why it is such a pervasive problem with discussions
it's why a racist who is like yeah I'm racist gets some due respect for that.