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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Im fighting a dragon in d&d next week


    Advice??? Its an elder green dragon 4th edition

    Acid protection

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Im fighting a dragon in d&d next week


    Advice??? Its an elder green dragon 4th edition

    Acid protection

    Wait, fuck, what do green dragons produce, I thought it was acid but now I'm not sure.

    I'm gonna go get my monster manual

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    seduce the dragon

    there's this website that sells dragon dildos if you need, uh, assistance

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    Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    Poison Gas I think, but I played back in 2nd edition so thats probably horribly outdated.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Im fighting a dragon in d&d next week


    Advice??? Its an elder green dragon 4th edition

    Acid protection

    Wait, fuck, what do green dragons produce, I thought it was acid but now I'm not sure.

    I'm gonna go get my monster manual

    puking up stomach acid isn't a dragon power

    that's just no fun for anyone

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Isn't acid from black dragons?

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Green Dragons produce chlorine gas, apparently? Huh.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Black dragons produce a line a acid, like if it were spitting it out.

    Green dragons produce a cone of acid, like a gas

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Im fighting a dragon in d&d next week


    Advice??? Its an elder green dragon 4th edition

    Stay away from its tail and mouth

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Throw more dots.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Don't green dragons poison too?

    Fuckin dragons in D&D are hard as fuck. Roll to save all fuckin day.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I know 4e dragons do absorb acid.

    So don't be that jackass wizard who uses their daily for an acid arrow.

    Boy was that guy a jerk.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    "I didn't think a phoenix would be immune to fire!" says the fire mage.

    "It's a fuckin' phoenix!" yells the rest of the party.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Im fighting a dragon in d&d next week


    Advice??? Its an elder green dragon 4th edition

    ive been playing D&D for 6 years now.

    every single one of my characters that has encountered a dragon

    has ridden it for at least 2 consecutive rounds via either befriending or grappling.

    i once spent 15 rounds doing nothing but trying to grapple a black dragon.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    My brother's friend played a Dwarven Defender. Said Dwarven Defender liked to dual-wield shields. An ancient blue dragon tried to eat him. Ever try eating a walnut without removing the shell? It was a lot like that.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    dual wield shields.....how have i never thought of this

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    My brother's friend played a Dwarven Defender. Said Dwarven Defender liked to dual-wield shields. An ancient blue dragon tried to eat him. Ever try eating a walnut without removing the shell? It was a lot like that.

    oh my god this sounds awesome

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    I don't think they ever successfully killed the dragon, but that dragon thought twice about messing with them ever again. I think it even lost a few teeth to that dwarf. I'll have to get back to you guys on that.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    "I didn't think a phoenix would be immune to fire!" says the fire mage.

    "It's a fuckin' phoenix!" yells the rest of the party.

    Pretty much exactly what happened to me.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Wizards are crazy.

    It is known.

    Basically, every wizard I have known's policy is "If an enemy is Element A, let's try using SO MUCH Element A that it overloads" or "I have a small pile of wands. I think I'll break them. For science magic!"

    I have played with some really shitty wizards.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    I'm currently playing a game of not-d&d (we're using a different system that is similar) with @moriveth and @DE?AD

    In the last round my character literally burned down a mountain and killed most of the duergar that lived under it

    DE?AD declared that I had to change my alignment afterwards

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    ok I think this one has run its course

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