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I'm so sad now(NSF56k)

Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
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I just cut off my beard. It was pretty sweet. I could twirl my mustache like a villian with a damsel in distress tied up to the train tracks. But now it's all gone, and I'm stuck with this smooth as a baby's butt skin.

Was their anytime in your life when you stupidly decided to cut off a beard that took you way over a month to grow? If so, how did you go on with your life?

Also, who do you look up to that has a beard? Would you look up to them if they didn't? Do their beards give them their power like Tom's did before we found out it was a fucking fake beards those bastards now all he does if fucking do whatever Jack says the pussy.

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No I don't.
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the recieving guy at work had his growing out

    it was pretty unruly there for awhile

    then he cut it last week, thank the lord

    tugga on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    it's funny because the one guy with the name beard doesn't have one!

    mrpaku on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    the recieving guy at work had his growing out

    it was pretty unruly there for awhile

    then he cut it last week, thank the lord

    That poor guy. :cry:

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    No I don't.
  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I need my beard to feel like a man.

    So yeah, I don't have any facial hair.

    Hoz on
  • Jimbo the ImpressiveJimbo the Impressive Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I get this patch of hair on my chin and lip that's just a little too dense and long to be peach fuzz. I have no problem shaving it, because it grows for like, a week or two and then stops.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i like to always be either clean shaven or have just the right amount of stubble to look rugged

    i'll rock a beard on rare occasions because i don't really want to be known as the dude with the beard

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I shaved my beard once. It was a bad choice; it made me look kinda like a girl. I have since resolved never to shave my face ever again.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    the recieving guy at work had his growing out

    it was pretty unruly there for awhile

    then he cut it last week, thank the lord

    That poor guy. :cry:

    there are good beards

    and unruly beards

    unruly beards must go :arrow:

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I shaved my beard once. It was a bad choice; it made me look kinda like a girl. I have since resolved never to shave my face ever again.



    Oh...your face.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man kevin smith looks and sounds like a guy you'd beat up and take his lunch money

    tugga on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    man kevin smith looks and sounds like a guy you'd beat up and take his lunch money

    man, i've always thought this even when i like things he does

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    couldn't grow a beard to save my life, just a few anemic patches here and there

    if i ever decide to start molesting children i'm all set but otherwise i'll pass

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I used to be one of those unruly beard dudes.

    They'd called me 'Castro' in high school.

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    couldn't grow a beard to save my life, just a few anemic patches here and there

    if i ever decide to start molesting children i'm all set but otherwise i'll pass
    I'm not following the logic here.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    im 19 and im JUST NOW starting to get facial hair

    we had a thing called No Shave November last Nov

    i looked almost the same december 1 as i did nov 1

    i mean i was a little fuzzy, but not really much

    and i do shave about 3 times a week just to stay completely smooth

    ALSO: Ryan Reynolds' beard in Smokin' Aces was awesometastic

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I almost shaved my beard

    I still might

    I want to be a smooth and dashing young man again

    Instead of this hairy beast

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd shave my beard.

    But then I'd look like...5 years younger. And people at work would be shocked.

    Legacy on
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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    One of the greatest things in the world is after shaving your beard off or trimming it real short, is going outside on a cool morning and just feeling the breeze on your face.

    God it feels good.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so I never really knew if I could grow a beard or not being in the military

    turns out no

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZZ Top

    I seen them two years ago, their show was fucking awesome. But they didn't move around that much.

    Highfire on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Highfire wrote: »
    ZZ Top

    I seen them two years ago, their show was fucking awesome. But they didn't move around that much.

    man

    they died like 12 years ago

    those were the 'a tribute to' ZZ top animatronics

    like chuck e cheese

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Highfire wrote: »
    ZZ Top

    I seen them two years ago, their show was fucking awesome. But they didn't move around that much.

    man

    they died like 12 years ago

    those were the 'a tribute to' ZZ top animatronics

    like chuck e cheese

    I thought I saw sparks shoot out their mouths.

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    so I never really knew if I could grow a beard or not being in the military

    turns out no


    That's one reason why I shaved mine. Only gots a month left before going to basic. Next to go is my long wavy black hair.

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    No I don't.
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can't grow a beard. Not a proper one, at least.

    Whoa, when did the post window become MS Word Forums Edition?

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    since u maeke poast

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zero this is the second night in a row you've posted following me. Are you staking me?

    Moriveth on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Zero this is the second night in a row you've posted following me. Are you staking me?

    right in your black heart

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Zero this is the second night in a row you've posted following me. Are you staking me?

    in da butt he is staking you
    Fuck that made me feel dirty.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Zero this is the second night in a row you've posted following me. Are you staking me?

    in da butt he is staking you
    Fuck that made me feel dirty.

    you couldn't resist

    and neither could I

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I love my beard. It is so awesome.

    Shorty on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Even though I don't have a beard, I'm still happy. I'll be finishing my computer upgrade next week. That will be rad.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can't grow a beard. My facial hair is just too sparce.

    I tried to grow a goatee because I'm a 25 year old who looks like he's 17 and I was getting tired of bouncers all but laughing in my face when I showed up at the door to a bar.

    Now I look like a 15 year old highschool freshmen who is trying and failing to grow a goatee.

    This frustrates me.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sometimes I consider letting it grow out because shaving is such a pain, but I have a feeling I'd look like a pedophile rapist more than a rugged outdoorsman.

    Tossrock on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I could not shave for upwards of two weeks and still only have a light stubble growth.

    I get amazed looks in bars when I hand over my ID and even more amazed looks when I hand the ID over when buying lottery tickets.

    The plus side is that I get haircuts for a pound less because I pass for a high-school student even though I'm 21.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Part of me wishes I could grow a beard, or at least symmetrical stubble. Oh well, I don't have a hairy back and chest so I'm cool with it.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You are all children.

    Silmaril on
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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    children.... of men?!

    ZeroFill on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My facial hair is so coarse I cannot comfortably shave against the grain. So I've basically always got at least a little stubble.

    Butler on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I shave once a week. My facial hair sucks.

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