so i just called 911 on a dude who road raged and then he tried to threaten me into hanging up with 911 and then he got scared and sped away
You okay?
yeah i'm fine
car-a had to slam on its brakes to avoid t-boning car-b. the rager then slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting car-a. it's pretty wet out and it was close, but no one hit anyone. the rager immediately jumped out of his car and started sprinting at car-a, "YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF-"... not sure if he was planning on just kicking the shit out of it or dragging car-a's driver out to fight or whatever. in any case, car-a got scared and sped away.
so rager starts to turn-while-still-running, slips in his car, and is obviously planning to chase car-a. i immediately call 911 (i'm on the sidewalk). rager notices me after he gets in his car and starts to burn out. yells out his window are you really calling the cops on me? in a quasi-threatening/disbelieving voice. at this point i'm already talking to the operator, and i ask him back- are you really trying to chase a car through my neighborhood?
and he starts to mutter and curse and jump out of his car, and now i am mad and ready to fight but i shout out THAT'S SMART WITH THE COPS ON THEIR WAY, and take a step towards him because i am a gorilla idiot who now wants to fight
but he jumps back in his car (due to the cops more than my sudden anger i think :P) and squeals off
what's funny is that if he would have just chased after the dude i wouldn't have eben able to tell the operator much- just the color, that it was a sudan etc
but since he tried to thump hsi chest at me i got a solid description of him and the make of his car and a partial plate
so i hope you get a dui you dumbass
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against the dying of the light
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
After a year of gay marriage, gay marriages made up about 17% of marriages in Washington state
62% lesbian
about a quarter from out of state
i imagine there was quite the backlog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7jHdScWW6k
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Also ate brownies. Normal not uhh special brownies.
It was a good night.
Go drink one of these and you will be set.
Huh. I always wondered if some journalist would ever quote that tweet. About a month ago I got 20 people favoriting it all of a sudden and I was terrified some internet shitstorm was about to fall on me, but it just turned out to be an unpopular Reddit post.
People have since criticized me saying that the reason he reacted that way was because of a tweet I sent to him a couple of weeks before then where I called him a name, suggesting that was the real reason he blocked me. But he straight up explains that he blocked me because I implied he was corrupt. Except I wasn't trying to imply he was corrupt, I wasn't even referring to him personally, I was defending a Forbes article that he thought was bullshit.
http://imgur.com/a/R8YAi
sorry you had to be a martyr for next level gaming journalism but every revolution demands sacrifices
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She gets drunk and then texts me about how great I am.
DAMN IT WHY ARE MY KNEES ALL FUCKED UP, I LIKE THIS JOB AND NEED MONEY, AAAAAAAAA
Oh also @bowen I think I got tendinitis bro.
Lets me take a break for @Deebaser Holiday Party tomorrow!
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Because there is such a grave risk of Cubans attacking Gitmo.
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that it should be in my bookmarks bar
I don't understand.
http://www.p4rgaming.com/motomu-toriyama-admits-he-wants-to-marry-lightning/
http://www.p4rgaming.com/final-fantasy-committee-starts-off-poorly-after-members-begin-playing-xenoblade-instead/
all of their square articles are p dece and their knack for capturing the stilted style of technically translated japanese is uncanny
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In his defense, she is waifu material.
Not a fan.
Just grab Yeti or Oak-Aged Yeti and never drink a beer again.
he's got that cheshire grin...i can help you no more, we all must come to terms with the toothy emoji on our own
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all else is of a lower tier
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Do they have anymore of those, or just the two campaigns?
can we not do this real gamerz horseshit for once please
it turns my fucking stomach
have you ever watched the Shut Up and Sit Down stuff? i guess it doesn't count because it's third party
i guess i never expected two hilarious british men to do boardgame reviews with a metaplot that involves surreal horror and alternate timelines and brutal murder, but i like when it happens.